After Hu Feng disappeared from his eyes three years ago, Lao Zhu thought that he would never see this fake white-collar guy chatting with him again, but he never expected that today, three years later, just as he was looking at this boring guy
When Tian Tian was in a daze, this bastard boy suddenly appeared out of the ground, dressed in rags and smelling bad, and he actually asked to help him repair his car - Damn it! I have been repairing cars for so many years.
, I have never seen such a shameless person who owed me three years of car repair money. Not to mention, when we first met, this bastard actually shamelessly asked me to help him repair his broken car. What a bastard!
He didn't even open his eyes to see if his broken car could still carry people?!
The old pig cursed angrily in his heart and kicked Hu Feng's broken car. Several parts fell off Hu Feng's car. The old pig cursed: "You bastard, I'm telling you, you need my help to repair your car."
Yes, but I’m telling you...after this car is repaired, you have to pay me back all the fucking money, and don’t ever ask me to take credit for repairing the car in the future, do you hear me?!"
"Hey...ok!"
Hu Feng nodded hurriedly, fearing that this guy would lose a few parts of his precious old friend when he got angry.
"Damn it, you're the only one who dares to ride this car if you're not afraid of death!" Seeing Hu Feng agree, Lao Zhu curled his lips and suddenly laughed out loud: "I said Lao Hu, you bastard
After all, I am a young white-collar worker, so why did you act like this when you suddenly appeared in front of me after not seeing him for three years?"
"This... it's a long story! Anyway, you can help me repair the car first, and I'll tell you later!"
"Sure!" Lao Zhu nodded. Although Hu Feng's car was almost scrapped, he still wanted to do his best to help him repair it.
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At the moment, Lao Zhu was struggling to help Hu Feng repair his car, while Hu Feng made up some random things, saying that he was handsome, charming, and suave, but was harassed by a female pervert in the company three years ago, so he resigned as a last resort, and was later retaliated by the female pervert.
She gathered some gangsters and locked her in a small room and sexually assaulted her for three years... Finally she managed to escape, but as soon as she came out, she had this damn behavior.
Regarding Hu Feng's words, Lao Zhu didn't believe it at all. He curled his lips, and while busy helping Hu Feng's grandfather's car to replace parts, he sarcastically said: "Bah! With your stinky boy's virtue, I can't bear a few kilograms or two taels."
Are you clear? What do you mean by being raped by a female pervert? I think it’s true that you raped a woman and ended up being beaten up by her.” After saying that, the car in his hand went through a major overhaul and was finally repaired: “Give me the money! It includes three
The nineteen yuan you owed me years ago adds up to one hundred and three!"
"What?" Hu Feng jumped up with a "swish": "Why don't you go and grab it? Three years ago, the total cost of three repairs was only nineteen yuan, but now one repair actually costs me eighty-four yuan, even if it is
House prices don’t go up as fast as you do!”
"Bah! Give me the money and I won't talk nonsense to you!" The old pig rolled his eyes and didn't want to pay any attention to this idiot.
"You..." Hu Feng trembled and looked at the car in front of him. It had white seats, black chains, and a green basket... Sweat! There was even a pink bell. This... this was his old car.
Dude? It’s so awkward to look at it, how can this bastard ask for so much money?!
Hu Feng didn't understand. He just didn't think about it. He looked at him because he had no money. At this time, he saw that Lao Zhu was so disrespectful. Not only did he include his current money, but he also wanted to pay him the money he owed him three years ago. In fact,
is a bastard
There is no way, there is no money, and there is no life... Hu Feng rolled his eyes and suddenly said in shock: "Oh! Look behind me, you see a naked woman!"
"Where is it?" Old Zhu turned his head and looked in the direction Hu Feng pointed. He even forgot to ask for the money.
"..." Seeing the old pig turn his head, Hu Feng took a look at the opportunity and shouldered his grandfather's car, and ran quickly down the trail - he was not going to give the money! Yaya, there is not even a hair on his body now.
No, give yourself to him?! In order to make it easier to escape, he quickly fabricated a beautiful woman. Of course, the beautiful woman alone was not enough to attract this old bastard’s attention. In order to increase the effect, he also deliberately added a "
The word "naked"
This trick has always worked well. Hu Feng relied on this trick to escape from the old pig's claws several times and successfully made many credit transactions.
However, just when Hu Feng thought he could finally escape from the old pig's hands, he saw the old pig suddenly come back to his senses. Seeing that Hu Feng was almost gone, he immediately stamped his feet and cursed: "I rely on your grandma.
, I have never seen such a shameless bastard like you, who never pays for repairing the car..." When Hu Feng ran away and became smaller, Lao Zhu suddenly changed his mind and shouted: "Smelly boy, I
I almost forgot something...a beautiful woman came to my place to look for you three years ago!"