Hu Feng followed the direction pointed by Li Yong and looked up. The colorful characters read "Sijun Massage City"! Looking inside again, he was dazzled by the pairs of snow-white and pink thighs, and the scarlet saliva was longer than his beard.
Eyelashes - Hu Feng slammed Li Yong's chest and said angrily: "You brat, you will never learn from others! Didn't I tell you? Places like this with the words "massage city" and "bath center" are probably
You have to remember this unclean place. You are now the upright master of the astrology sect, and in the future you may even be the heavenly patriarch of the entire cultivation world. How could you go there in such a tasteless manner... Brat, come with me!"
After saying that, Hu Feng pulled Li Yong back without any explanation, and then he didn't forget to take another look with his eyes: Tsk tsk...his grandma, these girls are really beautiful, they make me burn with desire!
It has been more than two months since he came to HS City. Hu Feng’s current task is to first teach Li Yong to understand everything in modern society and how to deal with people. What makes Hu Feng very gratified is that although this guy is not popular, he is also
He has set foot in the human world, but he is a person with extraordinary power, so he can learn these things very quickly. In just less than two months, he has already mastered many things in modern cities. The only thing he lacks is
Just some experience and experience
Hu Feng goes out with him every day just to let him see more of the world. Since he wants to make Li Yong a unique strong man in the world, why should he have more knowledge of moral cultivation?!
During this period, Hu Feng also published a very inconspicuous message on a very small website. He said directly that there is a transcendent supreme being who will recruit many disciples in the secular world and learn from them.
Those who wish to ascend in the daytime, live forever, and have strong sexual function... If you are interested, please call us with your phone number. The tuition fee will be halved for the first 100 people who sign up...
But the result made Hu Feng very disappointed. Every time his phone rang, he got nothing except scoldings from others. But Hu Feng didn't care anymore. He now insisted that he was a super invincible world-destroying person.
The supreme gods, so they believe in the principle of being together by fate. If someone really wants to become an immortal, then they will come to you.
Hu Feng didn't want to make a big fuss about recruiting disciples, lest people in the world didn't know that. If too many people signed up, wouldn't he be too busy to handle it? By then, the good and the bad would be mixed, and he would be tired and tired.
die?
This kind of ability to cultivate immortality and attain Taoism is not something that everyone can learn.
Of course, another point is that Hu Feng maintains his own identity now and will not come forward to teach those he recruits. After all, he is the boss hidden behind the scenes. He must not abandon himself to show his face. Since he wants to fulfill Li Yong and make Li Yong a
Great God, then I can’t cover up his light
Therefore, during this period of time, Hu Feng not only made Li Yong understand the world and learn everything in the mortal world, but also soaked him in a medicine jar all day long, supplemented by powerful exercises, formations, evil magic, etc.
...and the effect is very good. What makes Hu Feng satisfied is that although this kid has mediocre qualifications, he has made rapid progress with his help that is encouraging. Now, with a palm strike, he can crack monuments and crack rocks!
Nowadays, Hu Feng and Li Yong live in a relatively ordinary apartment building in the old city. As the most prosperous super metropolis in the world, housing prices must not be low. There is no way. Hu Feng and Li Yong have now developed a taste for eating and being lazy.
Originally, Hu Feng wanted to bully Li Yong and ask this bastard who knew how to eat to go out and carry sandbags to make money. However, seeing that this guy was forced to practice every day by himself, he really had no energy. He had no choice but to use his treasures.
He took out a small pill from the bag and sold it to the drugstore...
But what makes Hu Feng extremely angry is that the magic medicine that can extend one's youth for twenty years and repair certain membranes is only sold for 10,000 yuan! He only got this after bargaining - that medicine
The prostitute said that if the medicine was fake, she would come to Hu Feng’s house and make Hu Feng contract AIDS.
After finally getting 10,000 yuan, Hu Feng took out 6,000 yuan to pay three months' rent, and the remaining 4,000 yuan was used for future living expenses. The two gentlemen were unwilling to work, so they
Waiting for nothing, doing whatever you want, waiting until you really have no money, then selling your belongings...
In this way, two big men live together in a very coquettish way!
Time passed by so leisurely, and the lives of Hu Feng and Li Yong were also uneventful. On weekdays, Hu Feng slept as usual, Li Yong practiced his magical skills as usual, and the people on the small website
No one seemed to care about the gods recruiting disciples. The two gods lived in a room of less than 30 square meters, without women, without passion, and only with dreams until the end of time.
However, it wasn't until one morning that Li Yong's words finally broke the peaceful life of the two elders——
"I'm in love!"
This was the first sentence Hu Feng heard when he woke up in the morning on a certain day in a certain year
When Hu Feng opened his eyes in shock, he found that Li Yong was completely listless, wearing a pair of big pants and looking at the sky, with a longing for a woman in his expression.
With a sound of "Pa!", Hu Feng kicked him hard on the butt and said angrily: "Damn, who told you to miss lust? Who told you to learn to miss women?! You are simply a bastard, I tell you
You, we are the gods who defend the heaven and earth, and you are burdened with the eternal responsibility of restoring the cultivation world. Before you complete your great cause, I don’t allow you to miss women, do you hear me?"
"this……"
Li Yong didn't expect that he would be kicked by Hu Feng early in the morning. He looked a little aggrieved and said sadly: "What's wrong with me missing women?! I...I...I finally found out that besides practicing all day long,
Besides, it turns out that there are still many things in life that are worth pursuing!" As he said this, he rubbed his buttocks and felt that Hu Feng's kick was so powerful.
"Bah! You bastard, you are going to become the leader of the world of cultivation now, and in the future you are going to be a top-notch hero in the world. How can you think about these things..." Hu Feng scolded him, hating that iron is not as good as steel.
Tao: "You tell me, which mixing woman makes you like her? Lao Tzu is looking for her, watching me not to kill her -grandma, actually so shameless, dare to seduce the future god king, huh ...