Chapter 3 The Wolf Prevention Code of the Beauty Apartment
When Hu Feng returned to the door of the apartment, he arrived at the door of the hall at half past nine in the evening, and there was just a pleasant sound of laughter and slapstick coming from inside.
After listening to such beautiful voices, Hu Feng lamented in his heart: There are so many beauties in the world, why don't any of them belong to him?!
When Hu Feng's big feet stepped through the door, the voices of the warblers stopped immediately, and the ten big eyes stared at him, as if there was something wrong with him.
"...What's wrong? Why...are you all looking at me?" Hu Feng felt a little unnatural. Is there something wrong with him? Or did he do it wrong?
"Big pervert, we are having a part now, you can't walk through the lobby!" A beautiful and aggressive woman glared at Hu Feng with an unkind tone.
"Zhou Yu, is this your fault? The hall belongs to everyone. You have your party and I go my own way. We have nothing to do with each other. Why don't you let me go?" Hu Feng's tone was very helpless. This girl
, how do you use yourself to start brushing?!
"You can't leave if you tell me you can't leave!" The unruly woman named Zhou Yu turned her head and put her hands on her hips and said to a cold and beautiful woman: "Bingbing, go and show this thief the 'Notice of Tenants' on the edge of the corridor.
, let’s see if he still dares to break in now!”
A cold and charming woman named Han Bing stood behind Zhou Yu. At this time, she didn't say anything after hearing Zhou Yu's words. She just shot Hu Feng with her cold eyes, snorted in her nose, and turned around to get it.
…
Obviously, these women colluded to prevent Hu Feng from having a good life.
Hu Feng was extremely angry when he saw that these women really refused to let him in. But facing the four beautiful young ladies in front of him, he had no choice but to use his pleading eyes to look at the evasive brother behind him, hoping that he could
rescue
At this time, apart from Han Bing who went to get the announcement, the remaining three women and one man were facing Hu Feng. The male brother behind Hu Feng was named Xiahou De, a fair-faced man. When he saw Hu Feng looking towards him, he quickly turned his eyes away. Don't blame him for not telling him.
Loyalty, to be honest, although he was determined to rescue the siege, he could not be offended by the public anger, so he could only avoid Hu Feng with his eyes and pray secretly in his heart; brother, seeing that these four women are determined to punish you, I am sorry... I hope the Lord Buddha will bless you.
you!
Seeing that Xiahou De was also hiding from him, when Hu Feng was in a difficult situation, Han Bing on the side had already torn off a piece of paper from the corridor and coldly handed it to Hu Feng.
Hu Feng looked at Han Bing and saw that she still had a dead face. She stared at him coldly and quickly avoided looking at him. He took the paper in Han Bing's hand...
Notice to all tenants!
In view of the incident of Hu Feng peeping on a woman taking a bath on x month x, x year, it has been unanimously decided by all members to regard him as a lecher. In order to curb Hu Feng's evil behavior, the following measures have been introduced:
1. Perverts are not allowed to come or go within 20 meters in front of other beauties. If they violate the rules, they will be regarded as peeping Xiahou De and will be killed and expelled from the house;
Second, if a beautiful woman appears playing in the courtyard, the pervert must avoid it immediately after seeing it. If there is any violation, Xiahou De will kill her and drive her out;
3. Toilet paper or pornographic DVDs are not allowed in the pervert's room. If he is found, he is deemed to have committed lewd behavior and his motives are impure. Xiahou De will kill him and expel him from the house;
Fourth, when a beautiful woman is having a part-time party downstairs, the pervert must avoid it and must not set foot there. If traces of lewdness are discovered, it will be considered as having an impure motive and Xiahou De will kill her and expel her from the house;
5. When the beauty does not take the initiative to talk to the pervert, the pervert is not allowed to take the initiative to strike up a conversation. If there is any violation, it will be regarded as having ulterior motives, and Xiahou De will kill him and expel him from the house;
6. Perverts are not allowed to go out after ten o'clock in the evening. They must return to the apartment before ten o'clock. If they are found to be late or sneak out, they will be regarded as prostitutes and corrupt the family tradition, and they will be killed. Xiahou De will enforce the family law and then be handed over to the public security organs for severe punishment.
No loan;
7. In view of the fact that the pervert enjoys the beauty of beauties every day, for the sake of fairness, after a democratic vote and unanimous approval, all the electricity bills will be borne by the pervert. If there is any delay, he will be treated as a defaulter and Xiahou De will kill him and expel him from the house;
8. Due to the misbehavior of the pervert, in order to show the magnanimity of the other tenants, he is specially allowed to live in the house on a trial basis for six months. If he does not commit any lewd behavior during the six months, he can continue to live there. If he is found to have misbehaved again, he will be immediately handed over to the judicial authorities for severe punishment without mercy.
This announcement will take effect immediately from the date it is posted. The final right of interpretation belongs to the beauty. If the pervert has any objections, he can file an appeal and then vote on it through the tenant democratic meeting!
Time; xx month xx day xx year!
He held the paper in his hand tremblingly. Although he had read it countless times, every time he saw it, Hu Feng couldn't contain the anger in his heart. Animals! Where is the justice of heaven? He doesn't regard himself as a human being at all.
! It’s shameless enough to not let you appear twenty meters in front of a woman’s door, but you also have to pay the electricity bill. What’s even more shameless is... you even have to take care of yourself when using toilet paper. Do you think this is going to save anyone’s life?
"Shameless, absolutely shameless, I want to appeal! You are exploiting the surplus value of working people...I want to sue you!" Hu Feng held the notice in his hand and looked very excited.
"..."
Several women looked at Hu Feng and Zhou Yu as if they were idiots and rolled their eyes, saying boringly: "We will consider your appeal... It's just that it's clearly stated that perverts are not allowed to set foot in the hall when beauties are having their part, Brother Xiahou
, please pull the pervert to his window, there is a ladder for him there!"
After saying that, Zhou Yu ignored Hu Feng, who still refused to give up, and pulled the indifferent Han Bing, clasping his hot waist, to dance their explosive dance music... Of course, Hu Feng was not able to enjoy it!
Hu Feng returned to his pig's nest with trembling legs - he almost rolled down when he climbed the ladder from the window.
"..."
When he arrived in his room that was like a pig's nest, Hu Feng took off his shoes in a depressed manner and threw them into the corner. Now he was holding back his anger... Grandpa, it was rare for him to dress more seriously today, but he ended up in a dating agency.
Not only was I despised, but now that I have come back, I still have to be treated like this, which is annoying to death.
"Uh...Brother Hu, what did you do today?" Xiahou De looked at Hu Feng's expression and knew that Hu Feng must be very unhappy, so he quickly found a topic to put aside his thoughts - Xiahou De knew very well that Hu Feng was this kind of person.
, I never hold grudges in my heart. Although I have been wronged now, as long as I change the topic, I will immediately cheer up after a while.
"Hey!" After hearing Xiahou De's question, Hu Feng smiled mockingly and said: "...My mother asked me to bring a daughter-in-law to her during the Chinese New Year, so I went to the dating agency Yaya.
This guy is really mean-spirited. He saw that my monthly salary was less than 1,000 yuan. Not only did he look cold, he was even more shameless... That guy even doubted my identity as a distinguished university graduate... Oh, what a world!"
He looked annoyed and angry when he spoke
"Hehe!" Xiahou De smiled and said: "Then you are in trouble. I heard that last year you brought a rented wife home, and you lost face... If I see this, I will go downstairs.
Talk to the four beauties and see who will be willing to go with you!"
"..." Hu Feng looked at Xiahou De with disdain, curled his lips and said: "Don't be ridiculous, you know this is impossible. If you really get to my house, don't let them reveal that I peeked at their bath.
Thank God!”
"Really?" Xiahou De was about to answer when Zhou Yu's beautiful voice suddenly came from downstairs: "Brother Xiahou, Bingbing asked you to come down and cut the cake. Stop wasting your time on it!"
"Uh... today is Han Bing's birthday?" Hu Feng asked strangely after hearing Zhou Yu's words.
"That's right!" Xiahou De nodded and said down: "Xiaoyu, just wait a minute, I'll go down right away!" After saying that, he turned to Hu Feng again and continued: "Hu Feng, pack up quickly and let's go down together.
!”
"Go down together?" Hu Feng said in confusion, then covered his head and continued: "I think it's better to forget it. These girls hate me as if they hate something. If I go down shamelessly, I might be beaten.
If they knock the table off, it will be a huge shame!"
After saying that, Hu Feng got up and found some instant noodles in the corner to satisfy his food and clothing needs: Yaya, they are cutting cakes on their birthdays and their quality of life is poor, so why can’t they eat instant noodles?!
When Xiahou De saw Hu Feng's actions, he knew that this animal had been ordered to chase away guests. He knew that he insisted on asking him to go down. But when the time came, he could only shake his head in embarrassment and was about to go out. When he was about to go out, he suddenly found a certificate dropped on the ground
Xiahou De quickly picked it up and looked at it: "Eh? Hu Feng, Director of the Top Secret Bureau of State C?"
"flutter!"
Hu Feng's body froze, and even the instant noodles in his hand spilled out. But he returned to normal in an instant. While holding up the instant noodles in his hand, he said nonchalantly: "How is it? The title I made is still popular?!"
"..." Xiahou De was a little surprised, and then said after half a minute: "Director of the Top Secret Bureau?! You are so capable! Aren't you working as a security guard? I guess... you must be using the title of Top Secret Director to bluff you.
Human right?"
"That's right! I took this to a dating agency, but I got scolded!" Hu Feng shrugged and continued, "I can't help it, the guys at the dating agency don't believe me!"
"You're a human and you won't believe it!" Seeing Hu Feng's expression, Xiahou De nodded in understanding and continued to attack: "You can scare people to death even if you are a public security director, let alone the top secret bureau of the big C country
Director...but this certificate is really cool! Oh, there's even gold plating on the side, damn! You guys are really willing to spend a lot of money on it!"
"Go, go, go cut your cake, don't bother me..." Hu Feng took the instant noodles and snatched the certificate from Xiahou De's hand - Phew! It was finally back in his hands.
"Tch!" Xiahou De despised Hu Feng, and then left without looking back... This brat is so brainless. He knew that no one would believe this title, but he still showed it off stupidly, stupid!
Seeing Xiahou De walk out of the door, Hu Feng quickly packed up his documents - sweat! Fortunately, Xiahou De, a brat like him, never believed in his title, otherwise it would be a bit troublesome - but, he really agreed to what the boy said, as long as
If you are a normal person, you won’t believe it…
"Then the pervert won't come down?" Smelling the smell of instant noodles coming down from upstairs, Zhou Yu frowned and asked Xiahou De who was going downstairs in confusion.
"That's right! He also knows... Even if you come here to have a meal and drink shamelessly, you won't have a good look on him!" Xiahou De shook his head and continued: "Let's go! Bingbing is still waiting for us!"
"Oh!" Zhou Yu looked at the dim lights in Hu Feng's hut, hesitated for a moment, and followed Xiahou De; forget it, seeing how hopeless this guy is, he's really going to eat instant noodles!