As for the definition of a girlfriend, before I met Qingzi, I really hadn’t decided on it. At that time, I heard from my friends that when looking for a woman, you should look for a big girl. I asked him at that time, why should I look for a big girl? He
The answer was that big waves are easy to rub off and you can touch them casually.
What my friend said is completely correct from a physical point of view, but love is not physics. It needs beauty to arouse interest, and then there will be the desire to take advantage of it.
From Lin Yu's point of view, if she looked like a dinosaur, she would indeed be very shocked when viewed from the back. But if she turned around and was frightened, or vomited, the oil she wiped would double and spread out, causing
I was so shocked that I no longer had any interest in women.
Therefore, whether it is to strike up a conversation or to eat tofu, all compatriots must follow the development of society and look in a better direction.
Ever since I met Qingzi, I have had a goal. She conforms to both the physical perspective and the love perspective, and she also has a tendency to exceed standards. Such a beauty will of course become my ultimate goal. However, love takes time to develop. If you confess your love early,
, will scare away anyone who has feelings for you, and may even leave a very bad impression on them.
"The girlfriend I want must have a tall figure, slender legs, plump breasts, a pretty face, and a cute smile!" I answered Qingzi in a bad way. In fact, she was the one I was talking about.
Me, but I know that Qingzi will not connect what I said to herself.
"I didn't expect you to be so lustful!" Qingzi replied and stopped looking at me. She probably thought that I said that Lin Yu was gone again, but she ignored one thing. Lin Yu smiled, which was charming rather than cute.
Of course, I can't point it out. It's okay to let her be angry for a while, because being angry proves that I already have a certain status in her mind. It can also be said that I have occupied a territory in her heart. When this territory becomes fatter, I
Sow another seed, water it, and then wait for the fruit to mature
When I thought of this, I couldn't help but fantasize about seeding Qingzi, and suddenly my body felt strange. In order to prevent others from seeing it, I quickly told Qingzi to go to the bathroom.
After all, we are not the protagonists of this birthday party. No one will pay attention whether we are present or not. The party continues, but I am lazy in the bathroom for a while.
According to surveys, men may have physical abnormalities 7 to 8 times a day. I have already experienced it three times today. I don’t know if it will happen in the next few times.
Sitting in the bathroom, I picked up a magazine out of boredom and read it. It must have been a magazine that my last friend forgot to take away. The cover showed a sexy girl. I couldn’t help but despise the magazines nowadays. They all do this kind of tricks just for profit.
, and when I turned the page, I denied what I just thought, because this magazine is really genuine, the cover is very sexy, the inner pages are even more popular, and there are even partial close-ups.
Unknowingly, the fourth strangeness in my body slowly started~~
Suddenly, someone came in from outside. Even though I knew this was a public restroom and there was a door blocking it, people outside couldn't see what I was doing.
But I was still like a child who made mistakes, feeling guilty for doing something wrong, so I quickly put away the book and wanted to go out. Before I left, I thought, what if I happened to go out and someone came in, wouldn't it be suspicious?
I did bad things in there
So I had no choice but to put the magazine inside my suit and carry it out, hoping to find a place without people to throw it away. If there was no place to destroy the evidence, I would have no choice but to be aggrieved and take it home to study slowly.
Fortunately, the suit was well designed and the magazine holder did not stand out, so I could only insert one hand into my pants pocket and walk around pretending to be cool.
When Qingzi saw me coming out, she quickly came over and asked with some confusion: "Why did you go in for so long?"
I had no choice but to use the excuse of eating the wrong thing, but Qingzi didn't seem to believe it. She pulled me aside where no one could see her and asked quietly: "Are you scared?"
"No!" I replied, but as soon as I finished speaking, the magazine unexpectedly fell out.