In fact, I thought to myself, if I was really asked to chase a girl for two years, I would be really fucking crazy. I have nothing to do. Otherwise, I would like to be my girlfriend, or else I would not want to. Two years, life
How many times, isn’t it just 50 times? If someone doesn’t want me anymore, wouldn’t it be a huge loss?
Shu Hong saw me shaking my head, so she thought about it and said with some disbelief: "Is it two months?"
"No!" I replied
"Hun, then I can't guess it either!" Shu Hong surrendered, her eyes looking forward to my answer.
So I said calmly: "Two days!"
"Two days?" Shu Hong couldn't believe it, looked at me with suspicion, and couldn't help shouting: "Is Qingzi crazy?" So she did the math and muttered: "Qingzi is dating you.
Half a year, and she told us that she had a boyfriend last year!" She couldn't help but exclaimed: "That's really what happened. I remember two days before she told us that she had a boyfriend, she still said she didn't have one!"
"I'll just say it!"
"But how can you do it in two days? It is said that there is a man who has been chasing Qingzi for six years, but he has not been able to catch her?" Shu Hong asked curiously, she wanted to know how I chased Qingzi.
"Six years, has that person gone crazy?" I blurted out.
"What are you thinking? That man is infatuated. I have seen him. He is very handsome and seems to be quite rich. He met Qingzi on the plane. After that, he kept calling her or waiting for her at the airport!
"Shu Hong said, I can't help but feel that she is really a guy who doesn't know how to keep secrets. What would happen if Qingzi knew about it?
But I was very happy in my heart. I finally knew who the man’s voice was on the phone. It turned out to be a nymphomaniac. In six years, if it were me, all the children I would have given birth to would have picked up girls.
"Tell me quickly, how did you catch Qingzi?" Shu Hong asked without giving up.
"It's a long story, but it mainly starts from more than 20 years ago, on a stormy night, a man and a woman impulsively gave birth to a child. When he grew up, he turned out to be a super handsome boy!" I mean!
I said it in a profound way, and then made a very powerful post.
"Go, don't come here!" Shu Hong almost laughed when she saw my look.
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More than an hour later, it was almost 12 o'clock, and Shu Hong almost fell asleep. I called her, and she quickly woke up. I asked with some suspicion: "Don't you policemen all stay up late? Why are you like this?"
Have you gone to bed early?"
"Do you watch too much TV?" Shu Hong yawned: "I go to get off work on time every day, and I have to go to bed at 11 o'clock every night.
"No, so happy?" I was speechless. Could it be that everything on TV was fake, but I asked again: "Then you don't have to accompany your boyfriend?"
"I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. Who should I go with?" She opened her eyes and said it as if she was still awake. But as soon as she said it, she immediately knew that she had said the wrong thing.
"Hey!" I looked at her with a wicked smile and said, "Well, a girl came and sat with me all night. Does this look like she has a boyfriend?"
Suddenly, she didn't know what to say, so she blamed Qingzi for not coming back so late. Then she said, "Here is some drink, I'm a little thirsty!"
I was curious, wouldn't she go back? But a guest is a guest, and her requests must be met, so I asked, "Would you like coffee?"
"No coffee, anything else will do!" she said quickly.
So I walked slowly to the refrigerator and thought, it would be great if I had Ecstasy. Of course, I could only think about it, after all, the gun in her hand was not sealed.
When I came out with two glasses of lemon juice, I saw the remote control in her hand and was about to turn on the TV. Suddenly, the lemon juice in her hand almost fell to the ground.
It's over, as soon as she turns on the TV, she will know what movie I just watched~~~