Xia Wanhan was still looking out the window with empty eyes.
Recently, not only has she lost her smile, she also talks a lot less
What the students are afraid of is that Wan Han will remain so taciturn from now on.
"Qiang Qiang Qiang, classmates, let me, the so-called king of bad jokes, tell you some bad jokes!"
"good!"
The students applauded for a while
"Once upon a time, there was a man fishing, and he caught a squid. The squid begged him: Please let me go, and don't roast me to eat. The man said: Okay, then I will ask you a few questions. The squid was very happy and said: You test, you test
!Then this man grilled the squid..."
When everyone saw that Wan Han didn't respond, the urge to laugh was forced back.
"I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered." Everyone looked at Wan Han with a listless look on his face.
"A pair of corns fell in love...so they decided to get married...on the wedding day
One corn couldn't find another corn... This corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn?
Popcorn: My dear, I am wearing a wedding dress..."
Silence again
"You are so useless, get down here!"
"Replace me"
"Okay, funny king, it's your turn."
Using a huge milk bottle as a microphone, he sang "Hello Chen Shui-bian"
"In 1951, it was a spring, and a flash of lightning flashed over Taiwan.
Lightning flashed and a figure landed. He was Chen Shui-bian, Taiwan's invincible young star!
Ah Bian, Ah Bian, is holding a sword in his hand, oh, what a fast sword, what a fast sword!
Ah Bian, Ah Bian, the man and the sword merge into one, he is no longer a person, he is... a "sword man"!
Ah Bian is too ugly. Every time he goes out on the street, he is taken away by the police and taken away by the city. Everyone says that you are so ugly, Ah Bian. You look like a traitor and a lackey! "
"OK!"
Xia Wanhan blinked slightly, why was there so much chaos in the class?
"Uh... Next, I will sing "School Dinosaurs Running All Over the Floor" for everyone.
They say the girls in school are good,
When I came to school, I looked everywhere,
After watching it for a long time, I just want to say??? I fainted
The beauty in front is a bit pretty, she has half a kilogram of cream on her face.
The one at the back has a good figure. If the wind is strong, he can be blown away.
The big eyes on the left look like two red bean paste buns.
The one on the right looks good too, it would be even better if split in half. Eh...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
It made my heart tremble, my head was dizzy and my heart was beating fast.
I jumped...as if I jumped into the Jurassic
I jump...I'll die if I'm not careful
I jumped...as if I jumped into the Jurassic..."
Seeing that Xia Wanhan was still silent, he simply stopped singing and walked off the stage in disgrace.
Will their Wan'er really stay so closed off?
"Everyone, sit down." The principal suddenly appeared on the podium, "Today, a new teacher will be in charge of your class."
Gu Mingxuan walked in from outside
He saw everything that just happened
He worked so hard not to laugh, but the girl didn't even say a word. It seemed that she really missed home.
"Hello everyone, my name is Gu Mingxuan and I will be your teacher from now on. Please give me your advice."