There are so many surprises today. Why do everyone’s words make me so surprised and speechless...
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Transliteration Xuan's face became even more embarrassed. He looked at me uneasily, and then whispered, "Mom, what are you talking nonsense about? Xing'er is my sister, why are you talking nonsense..."
"What? Sister?" The beautiful woman raised her eyebrows in disbelief, but immediately she seemed to have thought of something and started to smile again, "Oh oh oh... I know, sister... it's popular to call it that these days, really.
, they all have the same meaning..."
It seemed that Yin Yixuan was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but what his aunt said next almost made him angry.
I will soon have one head and two big heads.
I had no choice but to explain, "Auntie, actually... we are really just..."
"Just what? Brothers and sisters? I know, I know...oh hehehe..."
"That's not the case, we are just ordinary..."
"Is there something ordinary and extraordinary? When do you plan to get engaged? I can prepare it for you..."
"not me……"
"Nothing? Do you think I look down upon our Yin family?"
"No, no, aunt, I don't think you mean that..."
"I'm just saying, what do you mean?"
"I mean brother Yixuan is just my brother..."
"I know, didn't you repeat it just now?"
Oh my god, I rolled my eyes, it’s over! I’m going to faint again!
"Well……"
"Is there anything else you want to say?"
"Okay, that's it, you guys chat first, I'll help you arrange the wedding, la la la la la..."
After the aunt finished speaking, she hummed a song, twisted her waist and walked away. Before leaving, she did not forget to say, "Xiao Xuan, remember to take good care of my good daughter-in-law for me, oh hehe hehe..."
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Oh, I bought Teardrop. I was really about to die. My aunt’s understanding is so good. I have nothing to say...
Yin Yixuan and I looked at each other, both of our eyes filled with helplessness, "Brother Yixuan, has your aunt graduated from elementary school?"
Brother Yixuan sighed, "My mother is a postdoctoral fellow..."
I'm really speechless... With a postdoctoral fellow's Chinese proficiency, wouldn't the invigilator who showed my aunt the test papers be short-sighted?
"Shall I take you to the garden?" Yin Yixuan successfully changed the subject.
"Okay." I nodded.
Suddenly the aunt's soul-stirring voice came from upstairs again, "I'm looking forward to the stars and the moon. I'm finally looking forward to a daughter-in-law. I'm finally going to have a grandson. Oh hehehehehehehehehe...
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Yin Yixuan and I were petrified at the same time, and our heads were covered with black threads at the same time. My aunt's devilish smile of "Oh hehehehe..." seemed to still be in my ears, which made me sigh in my heart. It turns out that I am not the only tragic child.
, It turns out that brother Yixuan also has a demonic creature at the same level as my mother... Oh, what a shame...o(︶︿︶)o