"Smile at me like you did to An Yiyang just now," he said, staring at my face tightly, as if he wanted to scrape off a layer of skin, "Don't make me wait."
I laughed helplessly and really wanted to slap myself to death
"It's so ugly!" He yelled dissatisfiedly, like a willful child.
"There's nothing funny...I can't laugh..." Is there a limit to forcing others to do something difficult?
"What's so funny?"
"For example...jokes, skits, cross talk, etc..."
"That kind of thing makes people laugh?"
A certain Liang was confused, what is a skit? What is a cross talk?
"Uh...well, I, I will laugh." He has probably never smiled before?
He hesitated, raised his upper body with his left hand, and slowly approached me
It's strange that I didn't feel the invisible pressure today, but that slightly rough right hand kept rubbing on my face and neck, as if it liked to touch my skin.
I didn't dare to hide away, so I could only obediently let him make me get goosebumps all over my body.
"One day, there was a man selling eggs on the street." Incredibly, he actually started telling a joke, "He asked the egg seller, 'How can I buy eggs without chicks inside?' Guess what the man said?
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"What?" I've never sold eggs before
"The man said, 'Then you go sell duck eggs!'" After he finished speaking, he forced himself to form a smile.
After listening to this, I stood there in a daze, desperately looking for something to laugh about.
But even after using the magnifying glass, there is still...nothing!!!