The day of the wedding is a day that Xiu Yu will never forget.
It feels like farmers have been working hard in the fields for a whole spring, and after a summer, they thought they were about to usher in a bumper harvest, but suddenly found that all the vegetables growing in the vegetable field were crooked melons.
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Comrade Xiu Yu deeply understood this sentence: Ideals are plump, reality is skinny
Xiu Yu almost fell down because of the wedding she had planned.
Early in the morning, Xiu Yu drove with her friends to the downstairs of Jing Miao's mother's house, and excitedly prepared to take Jing Miao back to her home in Banshan Mansion.
But I didn't expect that I would be stuck in this section for more than an hour.
Xiu Yu, who had planned everything, had planned everything for the wedding, but she still didn't expect that the bride and her besties would come up with such heavy-handed tactics to block the door.
"Ask the groom and best man to pretend to be a couple and dance a horse riding dance."
Li Mu pursed his lips and announced this request in front of everyone. In an instant, Xiu Yu and a young man's faces fell.
"Mumu, you are my sister!" Xiu Yu tried to play the family card
Li Mu was specially invited by him to help him. Who would have thought that she would actually come up with a counter-intuitive plan, which in turn caught Xiu Yu off guard?
Li Mu blocked the door with one hand, narrowed his deep eyes, and shook his head firmly, "If you want to marry a wife, you must show your sincerity!"
Zhang Taotao looked at the time and reminded, "Ahem, remind me, you only have half an hour."
Xiu Yu turned around, looked at the friends who came with him, and said, "Let's rush in."
But those people all shook their heads, indifferent, and just watched happily, expressing that they could not help.
Xiu Yu looked helplessly at He Ye, who had been roped in as his best man.
The young best man immediately raised his hands and surrendered, "This is absolutely not possible. I hate pretending to be a woman..."
"Just sacrifice yourself."
Xiu Yu grabbed He Ye's neck and never gave He Ye a chance to escape or fight. He called the people behind him and together they took the poor best man downstairs to dress up.
Ten minutes later, He Ye came out wearing a dress, a wig on her head, pink rouge on her face, bright red lipstick, and a pair of high heels on her feet.
"Brother, I have pledged myself to you! If you hadn't risked your life to save me in Syria, I wouldn't have destroyed my image like this..."
He Ye pulled her skirt down as hard as she could, unable to cover her white legs.
Xiu Yu frowned and ordered in a deep voice, "Be professional."
He Ye immediately stood up straight, blinked, and cast a wink at Xiu Yu enchantingly.
Xiu Yu paused while walking upstairs, "No, no, I have a physical reaction to you."
He Ye immediately opened his mouth, "No!"
He is a big man, even if he wears a hair cap and makeup, it will not hide his natural and pure temperament!
Xiu Yu turned her face away. He couldn't bear to look at He Ye like this, "I want to vomit..."
He Ye was speechless and choked, muttering plaintively. He was destroying his image like this just to help his buddies. He was actually disliked in turn.
The job of being a best man is not a profession that ordinary people can do!
After dispersing the onlookers, Xiu Yu and He Ye performed a unique horse-riding dance involving demons in the narrow corridor, and finally reluctantly obtained Li Mu's consent.
The end of March is the season when the temperature is suitable and the human body feels comfortable, but Xiuyu's back has already become wet from the two-minute horse riding dance.
He raised his hand to wipe the fine sweat on his forehead, and suddenly felt a sense of regret in his heart.
But when the door of Jing Miao's house finally opened and she saw Jing Miao wearing a white wedding dress and a calm smile, Xiu Yu suddenly felt that all the difficulties and embarrassment she had just felt disappeared.
Xiu Yu's heart was filled with joy
It's all worth it, as long as you marry Jing Miao home
When Xiu Yu carried Jing Miao downstairs, Jing Miao saw that the sweat on his forehead had condensed into large beads and slowly flowed down his face.
Jing Miao raised her hand to wipe his sweat carefully and complained to him, "Why are you walking so fast? Slow down, there is no one to fight with you."
Xiu Yu didn't say anything, and sent Jing Miao to the wedding car waiting downstairs without stopping.
The car started immediately
"Can you be unhappy? That group of people are just waiting to see a joke today." Xiu Yu hugged Jing Miao tightly, fearing that those people were not satisfied and would play some weird tricks again.
The car window was rolled down, and the cool breeze blew in slowly, making Xiu Yu finally relax.
He kissed Jing Miao's hair from the side of his face and murmured, "Everything should go smoothly from now on."
That tone is the same as the aftermath of the disaster
It was rare to see Xiu Yu's desperate embarrassment. Jing Miao lowered her head and the smile on her lips deepened.
At the wedding scene, everything went as Xiu Yu expected. However, when the couple took their oaths, the master of ceremonies suddenly changed to Xiao Xiaoba in a suit and leather shoes.
Xiu Yu's eyes widened and she stared at the little emcee who was standing on a stool in front of her, barely holding her head up. She lowered her voice and said, "Son, don't make trouble."
Just kidding, he came here for business today, to help his dear mommy review men, and also to trick Xiu Yu, his biological father, again
Little Xiaoba straightened the bow tie around his neck. Unmoved by his biological father's threats, he began to perform his duties and asked solemn questions word by word:
"Who will do the housework after marriage?"
Xiu Yu black line, gritted his teeth, "I will do it!"
"Who does the laundry?"
"I'll wash it!"
"Who cooks?"
"I do!"
"Who will take care of the child?"
"I'll take it!"
"Who will give birth to the child?"
"I'm alive!"
Instantly, Xiu Yu’s image in Xiao Xiao Ba’s mind grew taller!
Xiao Xiaoba nodded with satisfaction and took the lead in clapping. The guests in the audience also applauded.
The best man He Ye's eyes were red.
Rong Yao, who came to attend the ceremony, looked at He Ye strangely, "Why are you crying?"
He Ye gritted his teeth, "I'm not crying, I'm just glad. Fortunately, I'm not the one getting married! This marriage is too torturous! No wonder some people say marriage is a grave."
Rong Yao nodded in agreement.
Comrade Xiu Yu stole the show at the wedding she carefully planned. She is a modern model husband and is a good talk among the locals...
Ahem, the sadness behind it is only known to the two people behind closed doors.
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