Zongzi took Xiu'er and flew towards the valley towering into the cloud peaks, hitting the hard stone wall. Xiu'er was so scared that she closed her eyes tightly and felt a gust of wind blowing towards her face. Zongzi had already brought her and landed firmly on the ruins of Lanruo Temple.
In the temple, her body felt no pain at all. It seemed that what she hit just now was not the stone wall, but the air.
It's been a few years since she came here, and Lanruo Temple is even more shabby than before. In the dark corner covered with spider silk, there are still piles of bundles of firewood she cut back then. The piles of firewood have become rotten and blackened by the rain, and there are sporadic growths on them.
A few black fungus
Looking at the familiar temple, Xiu'er seemed to see two shadows, laughing and playing in Lanruo Temple...
Time flies, everything changes in the blink of an eye, her family has been destroyed, and he has grown from a baby to a corpse demon who can turn his hands into clouds and rain. Years ago, she was afraid that she would lose her head if she wanted to.
A woman who never expected that she would become a zombie one day
There are always too many things in this world that are unpredictable
"Xiu'er, are you homesick?" Seeing her frown, Zongzi couldn't help asking: "How about we go back and have a look?" Lanruo Temple is not far from Xiu'er's home, and we will arrive there soon. Furthermore, Xiu'er
He is already his, and he has been promoted to the son-in-law of the An family. According to the logic of human thinking, the new son-in-law has to come to the door to serve tea and water to his father-in-law and mother-in-law. Although the person is dead and the tea cannot be drunk, but he can serve it at the grave.
It is still appropriate to stick incense and kowtow.
After living with humans for a long time, Zongzi has more or less understood the ways of the world. Although he and Xiu'er sleep in the same bed every day and love each other, they have never worshiped heaven and earth. If your father-in-law doesn't agree, you can ask me in the middle of the night.
If I give Xiuer a dream, will she regret it?
It's better to offer him incense sticks first, so as to save him a long night of dreams and coughing. When the female slayer comes to an end, he still has to carry Xiu'er in according to human customs in an eight-carriage sedan, and have a bridal chamber with flowers and candles, etc., hanging on the
Only when your heart is in mid-air can you rest your head and wait until you have bowed to heaven and earth. Xiu'er can't fall even if she wants to run away!
"We'll talk about it later." Xiu'er looked a little bitter and said with a smile: "It's more important to find a female demon." After living in the space for a long time, she seemed to have lost the courage to survive in the world, and was very afraid to face some people or things.
"You can't find a female demon in a day or two." Zongzi took Xiu'er's hand and said stubbornly: "I want to go back to your house, let's go take a look."
"My home is gone," Xiu'er smiled bitterly. "The house has been almost demolished by the villagers. How can there be any place to stay?"
"That's too much!" Zongzi was angry, with his sharp fangs exposed, "How dare you bully my Xiu'er, let's see if I don't bite them to death!" He bit them into zombies and made them become Xiu'er's slaves, licking their feet every day!
"Don't mess around." Xiu'er gouged him out and said suddenly, "I've been thinking about biting people all day long. Have you ever thought about the pain of the person you bitten into a zombie? How painful is his family?"
pain!"
When Xiu'er yelled at her, Zongzi was stunned. He wanted to make Xiu'er happy, but for a moment he forgot that her family members were all bitten to death by zombies. Wouldn't this just rub salt into her wounds?
"Xiu'er, I'm sorry, I was just talking casually."
Xiu'er wiped away her tears, threw herself into his arms and burst into tears, "You zombies are all vicious and fearful perverts! Why do you always hurt defenseless humans? Why would you kill your Taoist priests when you have the ability?"
We..." Her family was bitten to death by zombies, and now she has become a zombie woman. How can she still have the dignity to take her zombie son-in-law to the grave? If my mother and second brother knew about it, they would probably crawl out of the grave to find her.
She asked for her life!
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault." Zongzi gently patted Xiu'er on the shoulder and comforted: "I will bite the Taoist priest right now and kill all the Taoist priests in the world. Xiu'er, don't cry. We just won't go back."
He overturned a boatload of zombies with one pole, and Xiu'er's hands were so cruel. He was even more unjust than Dou E. It was like flying snow in June!!!
Xiu'er buried her head in Zongzi's arms. It took her a while to restrain herself from breaking down, and choked up: "Actually, it's not you, it's your kind who are too bad."
"Well, except for me, all the zombies are bad guys. From now on, I will kill every one of them to vent my anger on Xiu'er." Zongzi said angrily: "They are all beasts, they are so abominable."
Xiu'er raised her head with black lines on her face and said, "You are a beast too." How could any zombie say that to his own kind?
"Well, I am a beast too," Zongzi comforted, "The beast that ate Xiu'er is really disgusting. As a punishment, I am not allowed to eat at night!" As long as she likes it, the beast will be a beast.
After being comforted by Zongzi, Xiuer's depressed mood couldn't help but feel better.
Walking out of Lanruo Temple and facing the vast mountains, Xiu'er said blankly: "How can we find the female slave?"
"She comes and goes without a trace. It's not easy to find her. Why not let her come to me?" Zongzi hugged Xiu'er and smiled, "Let's walk around and have fun, and take Xiu'er out to see her."
"Let the female demon come to the door?" Xiu'er asked in confusion: "You said that she disappeared without a trace. What if she doesn't come to the door?"
Zongzi said confidently: "Xiu'er once said that there is no room for two tigers in one mountain. For tens of thousands of years, the only one who has cultivated into a corpse demon is a female demon. However, it only took me three thousand years to cultivate into a corpse demon. I believe she will be interested."
When Xiu'er heard this, she couldn't help but worry: "What if she is narrow-minded and wants to kill you?"
Zongzi smiled, "If you can beat me, fight, if you can't beat me, run away!" With Wenxiang Nephrite by his side, he didn't want to die. A gentleman's revenge is never too late!
Thinking about it, this is the only way, but Xiu'er is still worried about his violent temper, "Then you must remember, don't show off!"
"Okay, everything is up to Xiu'er."
Ever since, Zongzi and Xiuer traveled around the world freely
In the morning, I sleep in space until the sun shines on my buttocks. Then I get up and cook some noodles to fill my stomach. During the day, I go shopping and walk on the street. When it’s time to eat, I immediately return to space. Xiuer washes rice and cooks. Zongzi goes to the vegetable garden to pick vegetables. When I want to eat meat, I sleep in space.
Bring some back from outside, have a meal like braised and stir-fried, sit in front of the wooden house and drink two cups of tea, then take a nice nap, go out in the afternoon to continue playing, and visit the night market and flower street, etc., and then go back
Take a bath at home, make love, sleep... Well, another wonderful day has passed!
After playing in the world for a long time, it is inevitable that you will encounter monsters and zombies. Zongzi fights monsters and upgrades along the way, and then takes Xiuer to find the famous doctor Ning Shacuo. No matter the species, Zongzi will come to see if he is a slightly famous doctor.
sick
One day, he found a famous doctor who was said to be the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, and he excitedly took Xiu'er to visit him. The old doctor with a white beard saw that the rice dumplings were tall and tall, the horses were tall, and they were strong and vigorous. He must be fine.
, so he invited Xiuer to the door and asked Zongzi while writing the prescription, "How is your usual sex life?"
"Sex life?" Zongzi didn't understand at all.
"Have sex," the doctor explained, stroking his beard.
Zongzi suddenly realized, "I basically have sex every day, at least twice a night, and sometimes a dozen times at most."
The old and dim-sighted doctor instantly enlarged his eyes and said, "When your lady comes to Kwai Shui, will you also have sex?"
"I would like to, but she doesn't agree." Tangled!
"I understand, your lady has a problem." The doctor stroked his beard and wrote quickly, "I have written a prescription. As long as your lady takes the medicine according to the prescription, I am sure that she will be pregnant with twins in half a year."
"Doctor, have you made a mistake?" Zongzi said in confusion: "My wife is fine, but I am the one with the problem."
"No, no, no, young man, you're totally fine."
"No," Zongzi got a little angry, "I have a problem."
"Well, you do have some problems. Having sex a dozen times a night is indeed too frequent." The doctor raised his cloudy eyes and kindly reminded Zongzi, "Young man, one drop of semen and ten drops of blood, if you don't pay attention when you are young, you will do it."
If your body is broken, you will be miserable when you grow old."
Zongzi asked blankly: "What's so bad?" He was asking how to make Xiu'er pregnant, what about one drop of semen and ten drops of blood?
"Haha..." The old doctor looked yearning, as if he was recalling the good past, "Young man, let me tell you, I was no worse than you when I was young! When I was at my most powerful, how many times did you know that I failed? Ten
Once, exactly eleven times, I slept with all eleven golden flowers in the brothel. But, when I was young, I had no control and damaged my kidneys. When I got older, I suffered from backache and leg cramps, let alone
Eleven times, and even once I couldn’t move, I advise you, you must have some restraint, don’t follow in my footsteps, women are all fairies that suck men’s blood, they are harmful to people!”
"Bang!" Zongzi slammed the table angrily, and the prescription was blown to the ground by the wind of his palm. "It's none of my business how many times you did it! I'm telling you, there is nothing wrong with Xiu'er. It's me who has the problem. Please prescribe the medicine quickly."
I'll eat it. If I can't get Xiu'er pregnant after half a year of eating it, I'll come back and tear down your sign!"
The doctor was so frightened that he fell to the ground. His old bones clicked and flashed, "Ouch, ouch, my old waist..."
"Get up!" Zongzi grabbed the doctor's collar and threatened fiercely: "Prescribe me medicine quickly!"
"There is nothing wrong with your body, what medicine should I prescribe?" The doctor touched his waist with his wrinkled hands, and the doctor almost fainted from the pain, "Ouch, ouch, my old waist..."
"Stop talking nonsense, if I tell you to drive, just drive!" Zongzi roared, his fangs exposed...
"Ah... zombies, there are zombies..." The doctor said with two eyes and fainted!