Men are what they are, and zombies are no exception
Xiu'er looked at Zongzi's face and saw "I want meat" written on his forehead. She was both embarrassed and angry at the moment. The ultimate goal of men being nice to women is desire!
She pushed the rice dumpling, stood up and said coldly: "Are you going to sleep in the hall tonight, or should I sleep in the hall?"
"No..." Zongzi became anxious and hurriedly stood up and explained: "Xiu'er, haven't you forgiven me? We are husband and wife, and intimacy is normal. Besides, we haven't 'communicated' for a long time, hehe...
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Xiu'er wanted to die, "Apart from that thing in your mind, don't you think about anything else?"
"Who said that? All I can pretend to be is you and the child."
"Let's talk about it later." Xiu'er lowered her head and said, "I... the relationship between us is too fast. Let's wait until we get to know each other better."
Zongzi turned to stone in an instant. Xiu'er wasn't familiar with him, not familiar with him...
Xiu'er took out a quilt from the cupboard and stood in front of Zongzi, "Are you going out or should I go out?"
The fat meat that reached his mouth suddenly grew wings and flew away. Zongzi was very unwilling to accept it. However, seeing Xiuer's expressionless face, he was worried that she would think of him as a lustful zombie, so he took the quilt aggrievedly and said, "I sleep outside, why don't I
Can't you? "Bear it!!! You've endured it for a hundred years, but you can't bear it for just a few days?"
Xiu'er couldn't help laughing, "Remember, don't catch a cold."
Look, Xiu'er is still worried about him, afraid that he will catch a cold. As long as he remains firm, Xiu'er's frozen heart will sooner or later bloom.
The miserable Zongzi originally thought that a spring snack would be worth a thousand pieces of gold, but in the end, he was still alone. He glanced at Xiu'er sadly and held her tightly, "Xiu'er, you are so cruel.
, my heart is frozen.”
Xiu'er couldn't help laughing and said, "Are you still a three-year-old child?"
Zongzi was determined to be a thief, "I can't sleep with you, how about other rewards?"
Xiu'er was completely speechless at Zongzi's shamelessness. If she kept talking to him, she probably wouldn't have to sleep at night.
Huh... She took a deep breath, walked up to Zongzi, stood up on tiptoes and kissed him on the face. She was about to turn around with a blushing face, but she didn't expect Zongzi to grab her slender waist and hold her tightly in his arms.
Don't let it go
A certain corpse showed a weird smile, lowered his head and covered Xiu'er's face domineeringly, his lips suddenly touched her mouth, and he kissed her hard
"Well..." Xiu'er, who was hugged by Zongzi in mid-air, couldn't touch the ground. She pushed him angrily, but his body was as hard as a rock and unshakable.
Zongzi kissed Xiu'er, his lips moving around and sucking on her mouth.
It's coming, it's coming! Xiu'er was angry and angry at Zongzi's tricks, but his whole body was pinned in mid-air by him. She kept pushing and hitting him with her hands.
But he was an old man and his skin was so thick that he couldn't even whip a whip. What's more, her strength seemed to him like scratching an itch.
Xiu'er bit her lip tightly, and Zongzi tried to open it with the tip of her tongue, but failed several times, so a restless paw quietly climbed up the towering mountain and secretly exerted some force.
"Well..." Xiu'er's breasts were already swollen uncomfortably after not breastfeeding for a day. The sudden attack by Zongzi's corpse claws made the pain even more uncomfortable. Moreover, under his strength, she only felt a little wet in her breasts.
This bastard, Xiu'er has the heart to kill zombies
Xiu'er cried out in pain, and Zongzi's tongue took the opportunity to get into her mouth, moving around and stirring.
Her head was buzzing and Xiu'er's body was trembling. She quietly closed her eyes and hugged Zongzi's neck with her hands.
Her movements were undoubtedly a great encouragement to Zongzi. He was intoxicated by Xiuer's fragrant world, wrapped his tongue around her passionately, and kept sucking her nectar.
"Ouch..." There was a sharp pain in the tongue, and the salty blood spread in Xiu'er's mouth.
The zongzi whose tongue was bitten loosened its grip. Xiu'er took the opportunity to push away his embrace, distanced two steps, glanced between his legs, and threatened coldly: "Next time if you mess around again, I'll bite him
It’s not your tongue”
Zongzi turned pale with fright, and subconsciously covered his crotch, "No!" A woman's heart is like a sea needle. She was clearly enjoying it just now, but she almost bit off his tongue.
"If you don't want me, just calm down." Xiu'er grabbed the quilt on the side and threw it out the door. "Get out!" She was ruthlessly pushed out of the door along with the zombies.
Zongzi bent down and picked up the quilt. Unwilling to give up, he was about to walk into the room, but unexpectedly the door was slammed shut with a bang.
The zombies are in trouble!
"Xiu'er, you're too much." His self-esteem was thwarted, and Zongzi felt a little unhappy, "In this world, you are the only one who dares to do this to me. There are so many women waiting for me to go to their bed, and they are all waiting for me to see through it. It's better for you."
I put down my pride and begged you with shame, but you drove me out so ruthlessly!" The majestic king of corpses, who was even inferior to a homeless man, was ruthlessly kicked out by her.
"Then you can go find them, they are all waiting for you on the bed."
"..." Can you find a tree and hang yourself? Zongzi was so angry that blood rushed to his forehead, "Don't force me, if you force me again, I will really go to them, and you will cry."
"You can't pamper a woman if you do. Sooner or later, one day, he will give her a spanking and make her know what the status of a great man is! Other women raise their eyebrows, and they are so spoiled by him that they are spoiled.
It's against her!
"They will serve the zombies, you have to go to them."
Zongzi jumped to her feet in anger, dragged the bedding in the hall, and lay down like a corpse. The more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became. Sooner or later, he would make her cry in bed and beg for mercy. Huh, he would have to take good care of her then.
You can’t treat this woman who doesn’t know how to appreciate others!
Xiu'er walked to the screen to change out of her bellyband that was soaked with milk, and squeezed out some more milk. The pain in her chest finally eased.
Turning off the light and lying on the bed, Xiu'er was in a daze in the darkness, her cheeks were very hot, and there was still a faint smell of blood in her mouth. Her slender jade-like fingertips gently touched her lips that were swollen by the rice dumplings, and a wave of
Numbness surged from the depths of her body. It was the smell he left in her body. It had already been integrated into the blood and bone marrow...
I'm afraid she won't be able to escape from his grasp in her entire life.
This time, she put aside all the grudges in her heart and re-accepted what happened to Zongzi a hundred years ago. It was not all Zongzi's fault. She also had an unshirkable responsibility. And this time, not all difficulties can be solved as long as two people truly love each other.
This involves a lot of people and things. After the child's full moon, she has to sit down and talk with him and solve them one by one. Only by overcoming these difficulties can she and him last forever, otherwise there will be trouble.
Continuously, but she can no longer withstand any setbacks
When the child was one month old, Xiu'er thought about doing everything by herself, so she thought about it early in the morning, opened the door and walked out of the room, only to see Zongzi huddled in the hall.
In fact, why would he have to do this? With his ability, even if he doesn't want to go back to the corpse world to sleep on a comfortable dragon bed, he can still create another space or transform into a bed, and having a good sleep is not a problem at all.
You have to torture yourself like this and then make her feel guilty
Women are strange creatures. Although Xiu'er knew Zongzi's self-abuse intention, instead of being angry, she was a little moved. This is why women have always been attracted by love and can fly to the lamp for love since the beginning of the world. It's irrational.
Irrational, for the sake of love, they can break their heads and bleed, even if their bodies are broken into pieces, but they never regret it
Xiu'er pushed Zongzi gently and said, "Chu Xun, go back to bed and sleep."
Zongzi stood up sleepily, "Xiu'er, why are you up so early?"
"The baby is one month old tomorrow, and I want to go out and buy some things to throw a lively full moon party for Chu Xin and Mantou."
"I'll go with you and be your porter." It's been a long time since I went to the human world with Xiu'er. It's a rare opportunity for her to go out, so don't miss it!
"How many zombies do you want to come to the full moon banquet?" According to Zongzi's temperament, it is impossible for only two-headed zombies to come?
"If Xiu'er is willing, I naturally want more zombies to participate. I really want them to know your identity and status, as well as my precious son and daughter." The two-headed zombie is his closest relative, but in the Eagle Country
Along with the royal relatives in Ruri, there are still countless two countries who were buried by the female slave life and disappeared from the world. Now he has brought back the people who have lived for hundreds of years, making the Washi Kingdom and Ruri immortal forever.
Since she was worshiped by many zombies, he originally wanted to take her mother and son to the corpse world to hold a glorious full moon party, so that all the zombies would know that Xiu'er was his woman. But Xiu'er had always been stoic, and
She hates zombies so much that she doesn't want to go to the corpse world, and the corpse has been buried underground for thousands of years, rotting almost beyond recognition. Xiu'er was afraid that she wouldn't be able to eat even the steamed buns when she saw it.
"You can call some relatives, but don't call too many, Xiaolu and I will be too busy."
"Okay" Zongzi was very happy, "Then I will choose some highly respected elders and let them meet the children." Just being highly respected is not enough. The men should be handsome and the women should be beautiful, so as not to scare the children.
"Whatever they like, we can prepare in advance"
"..." Zongzi was stunned for a moment, then said: "Blood"
Xiu'er was dumbfounded and shook her head firmly: "No, don't let them come, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you."
"I don't allow them to drink blood. It's okay." Zongzi explained with a smile: "The corpse world is not as scary as you think. I will keep Xiu'er's order in mind. If I don't let them drink human blood, I will take you to the corpse world one day.
Look, they all raise their own animals, either for self-sufficiency or for trade. In short, they have not done anything harmful to mankind."
"Besides blood, what else do they like?"
"Wine," Zongzi said with a smile, "But they don't know how to make it. Occasionally they will steal some from humans." Which man wouldn't like wine, even zombies?
"But you can't drink alcohol randomly. What if they get drunk and cause trouble at the full moon banquet?"
"Let's secretly mix some water or buy some sweet wine for them to drink. Just don't let them get drunk. In addition, we will prepare some meat. Some zombies have opened their seven orifices. They were humans in life and now they have opened their seven orifices. Don't forget
The world’s gourmet food, you can’t be picky about what you eat.”
"Okay, let's go shopping together." Although they are all zombies, they are all relatives of Zongzi, so they need to be treated with some respect.
After Xiu'er washed up, she went to the kitchen to cook. Zongzi held Chu Xin in his left hand and held the steamed bun in his right hand. They went to practice by the lake. He hung the Zong beads around the steamed bun's neck, "Son, from today on, you have a name.
Chu Ran is an indomitable man. From now on, please give me some advice and protect your mother when you grow up."
Chu Xin on the side couldn't help but sneer, Zongzi slapped her on the back of the head, "Why are you laughing? If you continue to act like a wild boy, which zombie will dare to marry you in the future? Learn from your mother, she is as gentle as water."
good"
Chu Xin looked at Zongzi with contempt, Zongzi was a little embarrassed, and after a while he said: "Okay, your mother has been a bit grumpy recently, but I'll wait and see how dad tames her, and I promise to make her obedient to me in the future."
Chu Xin continues to despise Zongzi
Zongzi was a little annoyed, and pinched the corners of her mouth, "Hurry up and practice for me, or I'll mess with you!"
"Eccentric!" Chu Xin turned his head and sat on the grass to practice.
"Who is partial?" Zongzi reached out to pull Chu Xin's ears, "Your mother and I treat you both equally, but you have the nerve to say that you have been bullying Mantou in your mother's belly, and you will give him his share
You have also absorbed all your spiritual power. Otherwise, how could you have grown so fast today? You are becoming more and more heartless. Have you given all your heart and soul to the dogs?"
"Long-winded" is like a woman, opening and closing her mouth to talk endlessly.
"..." Being rejected by his daughter, Zongzi turned to stone in an instant. Can he stuff her back into Xiu'er's belly? Just pretend that he has never raised her. If there were no children, he and Xiu'er would not know how carefree they lived. How different they are now.
With his hands and feet tied, he warns all the zombies in the world who have not given birth to children, never give birth to children. Children are a nightmare, a nightmare that you will never wake up from.
"Chu Ran, let me tell you a secret. Your sister was not born from your mother. She jumped out of the cracks in the rocks. I will throw her away later."
"No, no." When she heard that Zongzi was about to throw her away, Chu Xin suddenly became anxious, "I am my mother's child."
"Which mother gave birth to such a bad thing?" Zongzi teased the steamed bun, "Chu Ran, from now on, father and mother will pamper you and don't bully your bad zombie."
"I didn't jump out of a rock." Chu Xin crawled over anxiously and grabbed Zongzi's clothes tightly, "I have a mother."
"Which mother gave birth to her?" Zongzi looked at her with disdain, "Xiu'er only gave birth to a steamed bun."
"It's from Xiu'er." Chu Xin stamped her feet anxiously, "It's from Xiu'er."
"Who is Xiu'er?"
"...My mother." Chu Xin lowered her head, but still held onto Zongzi's clothes tightly, "Dad, don't abandon me."
"Then tell dad why you don't like mom?"
"She doesn't like me" Chu Xin turned away stubbornly
"Nonsense" Zongzi pretended to be angry: "Your mother doesn't know how much she likes you, but you still remember the time you were struck by lightning. Your mother was so anxious that she jumped into the lake to find you without even thinking about it."
Can't you see that you make clothes and tie your hair, and feed you when you're hungry?"
"I know" Chu Xin pursed her lips, "but..."
"But what?" Zongzi was speechless, "We zombies have to be conscientious. If you make your mother sad again, there will be a thunderstorm, and I won't save you then."
At the mention of thunder, Chu Xin was so frightened that she got into Zongzi's arms and said, "Don't hit me!"
"If you obey me, thunder will not strike you."
"But she sealed my spiritual power" Chu Xin was worried
"So you are stupid." Zongzi laughed and said, "If you stop doing bad things and make your mother happy, she will break your seal. But if you always have a problem with her, who will break it for you?"
Open the seal? From now on, you have to be kind to your mother. Let alone spiritual power, if you want the moon in the sky, she will pluck it for you."
"...I know." Chu Xin felt awkward.
After coaxing his daughter, Zongzi continued to help Mantou practice. He used his own magic power to slowly open up his muscles and veins so that Mantou's spiritual power could flow unimpeded in his body. He led his son step by step, teaching him step by step to absorb spiritual energy and guide him.
With that weak spiritual power traveling throughout the body
Xiu'er made breakfast and looked at the scene of the three father and son having fun on the grass.
On the grass, Chu Xin tried to bully Zongzi. Zongzi grabbed his son's hand and gently swung it at Chu Xin, "Come on, if anyone bullies you after beating your sister, just join him. There is no use crying, fists are the most reliable."
One day when you become great, dad will marry you a wife!"
Xiu'er couldn't help but shook his head. Under his influence, one of the two children would definitely be a female overlord and the other a scoundrel in the future.
After breakfast, Chu Xin learned that Zongzi was going out and hurriedly hugged his legs, clamoring to go together.
Zongzi smiled and whispered in her ear: "You beg your mother to go. If your mother agrees, dad has no objection."
Chu Xin thought about what Zongzi said by the lake, hesitated for a long time, stumbled and hugged Xiu'er's thigh, "Mom, I want to go too."
Xiu'er picked up Chu Xin and said, "You can go, but you must not show your fangs and nails, otherwise humans will be frightened."
Chu Xin nodded
Zongzi winked at Xiu'er and asked for credit. Chu Xin was willing to call her. He deserves credit for his contribution, dear!
Xiu'er was still a little uneasy. She put on a relatively loose dress to cover her hands, and then found a silk scarf to cover her face. She still warned uneasily: "Remember, Qian