Women are naturally fond of flowers, and Xiu'er is no exception. Even if it's a gift from a zombie, her joy will immediately drive away many sleeping insects.
"Does it look good?" Xiu'er cheered up and smiled at the little zongzi.
"The embroidery is beautiful!" The flattery was successful. Xiao Zongzi broke off another branch and inserted it into the other side of her hair like a gourd.
Xiu'er, who speaks a broad and profound Chinese language, joked: "Am I more beautiful, or are the flowers more beautiful?"
This... Xiao Zongzi blurted out without thinking: "The embroidery is beautiful."
"That means this flower is not as beautiful as me."
"Yeah!" Zongzi nodded affirmatively. The flowers are not as beautiful as Xiu'er!
An Xiuer curled her lips, "Since the flowers are not as beautiful as me, it means they are not beautiful. But you just said they are beautiful, and now you are saying they are not beautiful, too..." She gave him a look that said you understand, I understand, everyone understands.
Lifting a rock and smashing it on one's own foot. Human beings have an endless loop of tricks. No matter how smart a zombie you are, don't try to play tricks on humans. This is why zombies have become zombies since the beginning of the earth.
Because if their intelligence and scheming could be compared with humans, they would have already become the masters of all things in the world.
In just a few tongue twisters, An Xiuer had already wrapped the little zongzi around.
"The flowers...are beautiful, not...the embroidery is beautiful." Language is always a barrier to communication, but Xiao Zongzi knows how to accept death.
Xiu'er smiled and touched his head. "Little Zongzi Handsome"'s mouth was as sweet as honey. How many female zombies will be obsessed with him in the future, and they will be jealous and fight for him.
Handsome... Xiao Zongzi didn't understand, but Xiu'er smiled very gently, and what she said must have made the zombie happy.
"Xiu'er... is the most beautiful." A certain rice dumpling spoke unorthodoxly and was tongue-tied.
Xiu'er's smile was as bright as a flower, "Little Zongzi, the most handsome!" This little kid flatters others to the point of flattering them. He specializes in picking out what others like to hear and saying that he wants to bite him. My sister likes you the most!
This flattery was a photo of the zombie's butt. Looking at him, he was so ecstatic that even his fangs were exposed. He reached out and pushed her, revealing two charming dimples on his pale face, "Xiu'er
,The prettiest!"
Sure enough, it’s not just humans who are hypocritical in this world, even zombies are no exception
The zombie was very powerful. Although Xiao Zongzi controlled the strength, Xiu'er was still pushed down by him among the tuberose flowers. Her body was painfully stabbed by the branches. She struggled to get up and directly reached out to pinch his cheek, "You
You are handsome, you are the most handsome!”
Then, he slapped him on the butt and bared his teeth and said: "Be gentle, it hurts me so much." It almost hit his chest, it hurts! What if it gets punctured? Can he afford to pay compensation?
Little Zongzi knew that she was in trouble, so she quickly imitated her example and touched her butt, "Xiu'er, it doesn't hurt."
"Ah..." Xiu'er was startled, blushing with embarrassment, "You, you, you... you bastard!" She kicked him, who asked him to touch there?
The one who was beaten was very aggrieved, "Xiu'er touched me, I touched Xiu'er" Xiu'er beat the zombie again!
"I can touch you, but you can't touch me!" How can they be compared? He is a zombie, a different species. Of course she can touch him. Besides, she doesn't touch him, she just beats him. Don't get the wrong person.
Zongzi was confused, he didn't know why she said this, but he couldn't speak human language, so he couldn't ask what he was holding in his stomach. He wanted to roar and ask the sky, why can't Xiu'er's butt be touched?