The story that Zhu Yongtai was hanged at the door of the town by a zombie soon became a household name
The ancestor has spoken. Regarding the rumors outside that Zhu Yongtai did something immoral and was hung up on the town, it is completely false. It is purely malicious slander. There are zombies in Zhujia Town. The Zhu family has been harassed and disrupted by zombies for two consecutive nights. Fortunately, there are no zombies.
There are casualties. In order to ensure good weather in Zhujia Town and the safety of the people, the Zhu family is willing to pay a lot of money to hire experts to solve the disaster.
The common people praise their ancestors for their benevolence and morality, but in private they scold their mothers for farting, stealing people, and picking off people. What’s the problem with zombies? My dear, have you ever seen a zombie that doesn’t bite people or suck blood, but just picks off people’s pants? Believe it or not, anyway,
I don't believe it!
In fact, the ancestors didn’t believe it either. It’s just that a person has a face and a tree has a skin. This piece of shit from her grandson has already fallen on her own head. No wonder she can’t sweep it away? Do you think she is carrying a piece of cake?
Oh dear!
You have to save face. Since the monk doesn't work, then you can find a Taoist priest. Then he found a Taoist from Meishan. The Taoist from Meishan and his disciples performed a ritual ceremony at Zhu's house and received a generous reward.
The old Taoist from Meishan touched the shining silver and burst into tears. He had to hide it this time, and he couldn't let it be stolen by the zombies with iron barrels and offered to the flying corpses.
The Zhu family spent a peaceful night. Nothing happened. The zombies that had been noisy for two days finally disappeared.
Xiu'er, who was addicted to the fragrance, rested in bed for two days, and her body finally recovered. The zombies caused trouble. She also guessed the truth, and the anger in her heart was rising. She always thought that the Meishan old man was just greedy for money, and there was absolutely no such thing.
I don't think he would do such a morally wrong thing
Xiu'er can tolerate anything except her third brother
After leaving the Zhu family alone, Xiu'er went to the Meishan Taoist Temple, accusing the Meishan Taoist of being fake and using zombies to defraud people of their money. The Meishan Taoist priest refused to admit it at first, but when Xiu'er was about to meet An Yueze, he told her everything.
When An Yueze came out and pointed at the mud on An Yueze's shoes, he couldn't deny it even if he wanted to.
The old Taoist from Meishan thought a lot, but he never thought that Xiu'er would work in the Zhu family, let alone that she would meet An Yueze.
Raising corpses to cause chaos is a taboo in the Taoist sect. If the two-headed zombies hadn't stolen all the money, the Meishan Taoist would not have sought death. Who knows how many times he has done it, but he was discovered. It's just a few times, damn it! Time flies!
What a bad time, what a bad time! If there weren't flying corpses supporting the two-headed zombies, he would have just chopped up the iron bucket, damn thief!!!
That flying corpse was not easy to deal with. He knew that he had been looking for the owner of the Night Pearl for the past two years. If he guessed correctly, the owner of the Night Pearl was Xiu'er Monster. It was only strange that he had not given up on the flying corpse after all these years. He wanted to
He uses various methods to control flying zombies. You must know that they are zombies that can only speak human language, a peerless thing.
If he wanted Fei Zhi to stay, he couldn't let him meet Xiu'er, so he moved An Yueze from the cave in the back mountain to the front yard, preventing him from meeting Fei Zhi. In addition, Xiu'er came during the day and Fei Zhi couldn't see him.
Light is impossible to meet
He has thought about getting rid of Xiu'er more than once, but if the flying corpse is still uncontrolled, then Xiu'er is also a chess piece that can be used to control the flying corpse. But no one thought that Xiu'er would not be able to use Xiu'er in the future.
I discovered his secret
If word spreads about raising corpses to cause chaos, he will be punished according to the rules of Tianshi Tao, and then he will no longer be able to gain a foothold in this industry.
Having made up his mind, the old Taoist from Meishan looked at Xiu'er who was angry and accusing him. His eyes no longer had the peace and tranquility of the past.
"I want to take the third brother away." Xiu'er could no longer bear the Meishan old Taoist using An Yueze to make trouble and make money. She scolded him severely, then reached out to him and said, "Give me back the night pearl." Such insidious and cunning people,
She wants to go to the government to report him
It's a pity that even if Xiu'er stayed in the Zhu family for three years, she still couldn't guess the viciousness and treachery of human nature because of her ignorance of the world. The old Taoist Meishan slashed her unconscious with a knife.
"Master, how should we deal with this woman?"
The old Taoist from Meishan looked at the three unpromising apprentices with cold eyes, and naturally knew what they wanted to do. However, the Taoist sect is an important place, so it is not a place for promiscuity. These bastards usually don't learn well and only think about drinking and sex. What will happen to them one day?
I'm afraid things will become stumbling blocks
"What's the situation with the zombies in the back mountain?" Meishan Taoist turned to ask another Taoist priest
This Taoist priest is Lu Hu, the slave who Master Jinyi left to study as his disciple three years ago. This man is actually very talented and very good at learning all kinds of magic. He is a hundred times more powerful than those three useless things and he treats himself very well.
All kinds of filial piety have never been lacking, although they were all stolen by the iron barrel zombies in the end. He had approached him more than once, saying that he wanted to stay as a Taoist priest for the rest of his life and did not want to be a slave.
Taoist Master Meishan thought about it in general and couldn't help but agree. It is true that being a slave is better than being a free Taoist priest. He is a smart man. He works harder than anyone else. After a hundred years, he will pass the position of Taoist Master to him. He is naturally better than the three
The useless apprentice is strong
Lu Rover replied: "The other zombies are sleeping, but the flying zombies disappeared last night. It will take a few days to come back."
The old Meishan Taoist whispered: "Find a place and bury it."
"Yes, master." Lu Hu didn't even blink, he directly picked up Xiu'er on the ground and left the Taoist temple.
Lu Rover is by no means a kind person. He carried Xiu'er to the forest, wielded a hoe and started digging holes. Suddenly he remembered his master's order. The master had great ambitions and used zombie soldiers to conquer the world. Only he could think of such fantastic ideas.
It turns out that the two-headed zombie absorbs spiritual energy and practices very slowly. If it continues, how can it meet the master's requirements, rule the zombies in the world, and then dominate the world?
He stopped the hoe and looked at the unconscious Xiu'er Xue on the ground. The root of all things. If the two-headed zombie sucks blood, the cultivation level can be greatly improved in a short time, which will help the master complete his great cause.
Evil thoughts drove Lu Hu to pick up Xiu'er and walk towards the back mountain.
Walking into the dark cave, Lu Rover pushed away the heavy coffin and threw Xiu'er in. Xiu'er's head hit the iron bucket with a "clang" sound. The two zombies were knocked awake. They opened their eyes in confusion and smelled the human beings.
the taste of
"I'll give you a delicious treat. Don't forget who is your master." Lu Lu pushed his palm and the coffin lid slammed shut.
Tiebang yawned, "Tiebang, what did the birdman say?"
"I don't know, I can't understand human language." Tiegu pushed away the soft human being pressing on him, put it up to his nose and smelled, "Well, it smells so good, it's a woman."
Tiebang felt unhappy when he was woken up, "What do you want to do?"
"I didn't dare to do it when I was a human. How can I do it now that I'm a zombie?" Tie Tong continued to smell Xiu'er, "No, smell it, it really smells good." This kind of temptation aroused the desire in the bones, and there was a kind of temptation.
feeling of hunger
The iron rod came close to her nose and smelled, "Well, it smells really good, she is a virgin." Her body was constantly exuding Yin Qi, which made the zombie feel very comfortable.
He hugged Xiu'er over, put it next to him and smelled it
"Smell it for me" Iron Bucket reached out to grab it, "I found it first"
"Get out!" The iron bar punched the iron bucket, and there was a "clang" sound.
"It's mine." He had an iron bucket to protect his head, so he wasn't afraid at all. He snatched Xiu'er away.
So, the two zombies fought in the coffin. The coffin made a fierce collision and flew towards the stone wall. Sparks flew out. The lid of the coffin was knocked out. The coffin turned over and two corpses rolled out.
"Let's take half a share each." Tiegong suggested when we were tired of playing.
"Okay, I want my head and I'll give you my legs." The iron rod is very overbearing.
"No, I want my head and legs for you."
"Looking for death!" The iron rod kept hitting the iron bucket's head, flattening his iron bucket, and then pulled Xiu'er away, leaning her head against him and hitting her legs on the nose of the iron bucket, "Okay
Smell it"
"It was obviously thrown to me." Tiegong touched Xiu'er's leg aggrievedly and smelled it unwillingly. His fangs were exposed and he said excitedly: "She is the daughter of the Four Yin!!
!” No wonder it smells so fragrant and the yin energy flows continuously.
"Daughter of the Four Yins?" Iron Bar knows nothing about anything except fighting.
"She is a human with extremely strong yin energy, hard to find for thousands of years. If we suck her blood, her practice will advance by leaps and bounds." Iron Bucket's eyes lit up, "Iron Rod, we suck her blood."
Tiebang thought thoughtfully, "Is your practice making rapid progress?"
Tie Gu swallowed his saliva and said, "Well, suck it, half and half."
"No!" The iron rod stopped him: "You can't suck it."
"Why!" Tiegong was angry, "You want to take it all by yourself again?"
"Keep it for your nephew." Tiebao continued to smell Xiu'er's scent, "We can't make a living, so what we eat will be in vain. Let's give it to our good nephew."
Tiegong suddenly realized, "Yes, he didn't like the previous babies, but he will definitely like this one." It turns out that Tiegu is also not stingy sometimes, hum!
"Then what should we do now?" Tiegu asked
"Smell it again and send it to my nephew in the evening."
"It's your turn to smell her legs." Tie Tong grabbed Xiu'er and pointed her legs at the iron rod, "It's fragrant, soft, and warm. No wonder my nephew likes women."
"When you get revenge, you can also raise a few." It was rare that Tie Bang was in a good mood and didn't hit the iron barrel again.
"Let's go back to the coffin and sleep"
The moon was bright and the stars were sparse, the two-headed zombie flew up from the coffin, carrying Xiu'er to deliver the treasure to his nephew. They came to Chu Xun's cave, and when they pushed the coffin open, a bright light shot out.
The bottom of the giant coffin is covered with all kinds of gold, silver, jade and jade, which is extremely luxurious.
The two-headed zombie threw Xiuer directly into the coffin, then closed the coffin lid and left directly
"Iron rod, my nephew is not doing his job properly and went out to look for that woman again."
"Iron bucket, if you can't find him, he will come back naturally."
"What are we going to do now?"
"Continue to find food for your nephew, and go catch the monsters." Tiebao waved his stick, "You are responsible for catching the monsters, and I am responsible for escaping. Don't get confused."
Pole, jump, and the two-headed zombie quickly disappeared into the forest