Xiu'er warned herself again and again, calm down, calm down, calm down...
Take a deep breath, huff... huff...
He is Zongzi, don’t argue with him; he has no human consciousness, otherwise he would never treat himself so rudely; it is all the fault of the Meishan old man, it is he who caused Xiao Zongzi to be like this...
Xiu'er closed her eyes tightly, thinking something in her heart, and suppressed her anger.
Zongzi lowered his head to pick flowers, and put another one on Xiu'er's head, "Xiu'er, pretty... pretty"
"..." Xiu'er was frustrated and wanted to cry but had no tears. Forget it. She had taken advantage anyway, so what was she doing? We will settle this debt after we take him away from Meishan.
"Xiu'er, dirty." Zongzi tugged at Xiu'er's sleeves and pointed at his own clothes.
Indeed, the Zongzi was very dirty and had an unpleasant smell. For Zuo Gu, Xiu'er was very disappointed, but she still had a bit of caution, "I can take you to take a bath, but there is a condition. If you agree,
Okay, I won’t care about the excessive things you did to me just now.”
Zongzi looked at her blankly
"After taking a shower, you have to go down the mountain with your sister."
Zongzi didn't understand. He understood the word "go" and immediately became angry, "Roar..."
She glared at Zongzi coldly, turned around and walked towards the forest, bastard, and yelled at her again!
As soon as she left, Zongzi didn't care about getting angry and quickly followed her.
The moonlight in the forest was dim, and the ground was bumpy and difficult to walk on. Xiu'er stumbled and almost fell down after several steps. Zongzi's eyesight was very good, just like daytime. He wanted to reach out to help Xiu'er, but she coldly swept away his hand.
hand
The dog changed his mind and refused to eat shit. Zongzi wanted to growl as a habit, but this time he couldn't. He just kissed Xiu'er and turned around to yell at her. It seemed... In short, he can't yell now, and it would take a while to yell.
I will yell again, wait until the strange feeling in my heart disappears before yelling again
Xiu'er hated the touch of Zongzi, so she just slapped his hand away, and without paying attention to her feet, she hit her knees with a "pop" and a bloody mark appeared on her face.
Everyone has a love for beauty. For women of that era, their face was bigger than the sky and more important than their chastity. Who knows whether you have chastity or not? Your face is different. It is ruined.
Even a blind person can see it, let alone a man.
Although Xiu'er has never thought about getting married in this life, she is also a face-loving person. She touched her face and drew some blood. She was so anxious that she almost cried. I wonder if it will disfigure her face and leave scars.
Kind of, painful...
Zongzi was startled when he saw Xiu'er stumbling, and quickly pulled her up, patting the dirt and weeds on her body. Xiu'er's left face was scratched, with drops of blood oozing out.
If it were other people's blood, there would be no temptation for Zongzi, but it was Xiu'er's "four yin" blood. In the dark night, Zongzi stared at the bright and dripping blood, and couldn't take his straight eyes away.
Xiu'er felt frightened when she saw him staring at her injured face with a strange look on her face. She quickly turned around, wiped the blood off her face, and walked faster into the forest. God, wouldn't he have the desire to suck blood? Logically speaking
Impossible, he sucks spiritual energy,
"Xiu'er" Zongzi stepped forward two steps and pulled her sleeves, "...little... heart..."
Hey, does he want to drink her blood, or is he worried about her safety?
In short, Xiu'er didn't struggle anymore, even if she was unwilling to do so, she still let Xiao Zongzi pull her away.
Zongzi seemed to be very familiar with this mountain forest. It didn't take long before he took Xiu'er to a clear water pool. The pool was not big, but quite secluded. The water was crystal clear, and the blue waves sparkled under the moonlight.
The sparkling light is a beautiful sight in the world
Xiu'er rubbed her face by the pool and washed her face. She was actually quite dirty, but Zongzi was standing next to her. It was not convenient for her to take off her clothes and take a bath. Now it was different from before. He expanded too fast. In only three years
From a two or three-year-old baby, she grew up into a handsome and handsome boy. It was so fast that she couldn't adapt to it.
She took out her handkerchief and wiped her hands and feet to get rid of the smell of sweat and the sticky discomfort on her body. Xiuer took the handkerchief and was about to put it into her clothes to wipe herself when Zongzi sat down on the rock next to her and looked at her curiously.
she
As soon as he looked at her, Xiu'er didn't dare to wipe herself. She took away the handkerchief and urged him to take a shower.
"Xiu'er, wash it." Zongzi stretched out his hand and signaled Xiu'er to wipe his hands.
"Wash it yourself" Xiu'er was still depressed because he kissed her forcefully just now, so she didn't serve him.
"Xiu'er, wash it." Zongzi stretched out his hand in front of her and lightly bumped her body, as if coquettishly.
"..." Xiu'er's face was covered with black lines. She took his hand in a dull tone and washed it with a handkerchief at the edge of the pond. This dirty thing must not have been washed for a long time. Her nails were full of dirt and it was hard to see Xiu'er.
, used her own nails to dig at the dirt in his nails, trying to wash his ten claws clean. Unexpectedly, Zongzi’s ten fingers suddenly swelled, and all the gray nails were exposed.
"..." What do you mean? Xiu'er's face was covered with black lines. She looked up at him and saw Zongzi closing his eyes in enjoyment, his head shaking slightly, and a faint smile on his lips.
That's right! Xiu'er had a straight face and carefully washed his ten nails as sharp as hooks until they were spotless, shining with a cold light. Who knew that just after washing his hands, Zongzi's face came close to him, "Xiu'er
"Son, wash"
Wash, wash, wash the ball!
Xiu'er wrung out the handkerchief dejectedly, and wiped his face with painstaking efforts. She couldn't get used to his sullen face, so she did it very quickly, barely wiping off his skin.
After washing her face, seeing that he had no intention of taking a shower, Xiu'er urged him to take a shower, "Go, take a shower quickly, it's so dirty." Don't think that if he hit her with his waist, she would hit her too.
Zongzi stood up lazily, and Xiu'er looked him over. It didn't matter that his clothes were as tattered as a beggar's. There were burnt holes everywhere, even on his buttocks. It was such a big hole, revealing white flowers.
Butt...cough, the clothes are much smaller than his body, and the armpits are burst...it's so embarrassing...
"Why are you still wearing these clothes?" You idiot, with a long body and no brains, and a coffin full of gold, silver and jewelry, can't buy a set of clothes to wear.
"Don't throw it away if it is made by Xiu'er." The zombie still speaks in human language, but it is much smoother than before.
"..." He didn't throw away the clothes because they were made by her?
For a moment, Xiu'er didn't know what to say. She felt a little uncomfortable in her heart. She looked away in embarrassment and lowered her voice and said: "Hurry up and wash it. I'll make another one for you. This dress is too bad. Don't wear it."
"Yeah" Hearing that Xiu'er wanted to make clothes for him, Zongzi was as happy as a child. He flew into the water and sank to the bottom of the pool with a "dong" sound.
Peeping is not a good thing, let alone watching men take a shower. She doesn't have this special hobby. Xiu'er sat on the rock with her back to the clear water pool and hugged her knees. Unexpectedly, as soon as she sat down, she only heard "pah pah pah" in the pool.
..." Several explosions suddenly sounded, accompanied by the sound of splashing water, as if something was torn apart.
Xiu'er didn't have time to recover in the future when there were a few more snaps and something hit her face. Her head was covered with something and it was completely black. Her body was splashed with water. She hurriedly stretched out her hand to touch the hit.
The thing on the face is actually a few pieces of rags...
Zongzi……
Xiu'er was a little frightened. Could it be that there was a monster in the water that tore the rice dumplings into pieces?
She stood up hastily and turned to look at the clear water pool. She was so angry that she almost fainted. Zongzi was standing in front of her in the pool, naked and in full view... Oh my god, Xiu'er quickly covered herself up.
On the face, his big bird clearly pierced her eyes, and she had needle holes, and she had needle holes!
"Xiu'er..." Zongzi smiled happily at Xiu'er. The water droplets on the top of his head kept sliding down, from his strong chest and abdomen to between his legs...
Xiu'er covered her eyes and said angrily: "What are you doing!"
"Don't wear it, Xiu'er, do it!"
"You pig!" Xiu'er was so angry that her brain was congested and she cursed: "Who told you to tear your clothes off now, so that I can make you new clothes after you go down the mountain!!!" God, this zombie is special,
With human IQ, even though it is low, it is not as stupid as a pig!
Someone collapsed, an angry voice roared in the silent forest, startling countless night birds, "There is something wrong with you, you exhibitionist!"
"What do you think we should do with that woman?" Far away from the pool, in a quiet corner, there are two figures paying attention to everything that happens in the pool. They are none other than Meishan Lao Dao and Lu Hu.
"Master, it's all my disciple's fault. It would be a pity to bury this woman alive. It's better to feed the two-headed zombies to increase their magic power."
"You have such a stupid brain." Meishan Taoist priest blew his beard and glared in anger, "You don't know what the relationship between the two-headed zombie and the flying zombie is. Didn't you see that everything stolen by the iron barrel zombie was donated to the flying zombie?"
Lu Lu lowered his head, but he had other plans in mind, "My disciple also knows, but my disciple recently heard a piece of news, but he never dared to tell the master, so he took it upon himself to feed her to the two-headed zombies."
Man is not as good as God. He wants to use blood to increase the magic power of the two-headed zombie. Who would have thought that the two-headed zombie would use a woman to please the flying corpse? Damn it!
"what news?"
Lu Hu whispered in Meishan Old Taoist's ear, and Meishan Old Taoist's face changed, and he asked in surprise: "Are you sure?"
"Yes." Lu Hu nodded and said respectfully: "I don't know who has ulterior motives. He forged this news to slander the master. My disciple thought, no matter whether it is true or false, it is always good to be prepared. If they really come to your door, we have our hands on it."
There are powerful zombies, so we have a plan to deal with them." The old Taoist in Meishan secretly instigated three close Taoist priests to drive the zombies to cause chaos. He only learned about it accidentally and could only pretend not to know.
"Hmph!" The old Taoist from Meishan knew very well what scandalous things he had done, but it was not convenient for him to say it clearly, so he had to say firmly: "I have behaved uprightly, how can I be afraid of rumors?"
"Yes, I know my mistake." Lu Rover didn't point it out, but the smile in the dark had an ulterior motive.
If the matter of "leaving" really happens, we have to make preparations in advance.
After scolding Zongzi, Xiuer went to the forest and picked a handful of pine branches. When he came back, the naked Zongzi had already walked out of the pool calmly. Xiuer turned her back to him with disdain and handed the pine branches in her hand.
"Cover it up" she wondered if he did it on purpose. She thought about how smart she was before, but now he is getting older and stupider. Alas... I can't hurt a child who runs naked, nor can I hurt a child with needle eyes.
Zongzi stood behind Xiu'er, without any protest, and took the pine branch over
"Xiu'er" he walked up to Xiu'er very calmly and reached out to pull her.
"Ah..." Zongzi stepped in front of Xiu'er with a quick stride, and the dazzling spring scenery was unobstructed. Xiu'er was so frightened that she quickly covered her eyes, "What are you doing!"
Dizzy, she asked him to cover his lower body and didn't let him put a pine branch on his head.
"Xiu'er" saw her covering her eyes tightly, and Zongzi went to pry her hand out of curiosity. What was wrong with her? She had always been very strange, and she kept beating and scolding him.
Xiu'er's face was very hot and she said angrily: "Hurry up and cover it!"
Zongzi looked confused, "Cover?"
Xiu'er was so angry that she jumped to her feet, took a deep breath, and looked up at the pine branches above his head, "I'm not covering here, I'm letting you cover the bottom!" She didn't dare to move her eyes, for fear of seeing something she shouldn't see.
"Down there?" Zongzi was puzzled.
"Well, down there" her face was almost on fire, and Xiu'er wanted to hit her with a piece of tofu.
Zongzi was puzzled, but he could still distinguish "up" and "down" clearly. So he obediently took the branch from above his head and covered it below.
Xiu'er was so embarrassed that she broke into a hot sweat. Seeing that he finally understood, she couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. She moved her eyes from the top of her head to "down below", and the blood in her body rushed to her forehead with a "bang".
Below him is a bright and eye-catching big bird!
Xiu'er was ready to die. She asked him to cover his lower body. Cover his lower body. Who asked him to cover his feet?
A bolt of lightning in the dark night completely killed Xiu'er, splitting it into pieces, and the thunder was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Her eyes hurt like needles. Xiu'er squatted on the ground, closed her eyes, and snatched the pine branch covering his feet. She knew by touch that the bird was at the height of his body, so she directly put the pine branch over.
, ordered angrily: "Take it, don't move it away!"
Zongzi lowered his head and looked at the place she had covered with pine branches. She didn't quite understand why she had to cover it here.
"Hurry up, take it!" Seeing that the rice dumpling didn't move, Xiu'er urged.
If you don't understand, you don't understand. Xiu'er gives orders. Zongzi takes the pine branches and obediently covers them.
After covering the shameful part, Xiu'er finally breathed a sigh of relief, and her turbulent mood finally calmed down. It was okay. He was Zongzi, and the night was windy. No one knew she had seen Hu, and nothing happened.
Xiu'er repeatedly told Zongzi that the branches could not be taken down without her order, even if the sky fell.
Zongzi nodded, holding a branch in one hand to cover his shame, and holding Xiu'er back to the cave with the other.
One person and one corpse walked towards the cave. Xiuer was thinking about how to make Zongzi go down the mountain willingly.
Back in the cave, Xiu'er was shocked again. A two-headed zombie appeared. They were standing in front of the coffin. The iron bucket zombie was holding a cloth bag in his hand. He was taking out a pearl necklace from the bag and putting it into the coffin.
Oh my god, Xiu'er opened her mouth wide in surprise. If her eyes were clear, this bag was exactly the bag that Meishan old man brought to steal the jewelry last night. Why... Did Meishan old man's conscience find out that he returned it because of his bad face...
No, he loves money as much as his life, how could he return it automatically?
When the two-headed zombie saw Zongzi, he was naked and holding a pine branch to cover his shameful place, he immediately became furious and asked, "Nima, do you have any sense of shame?"
Zongzi was stunned, wondering why the two-headed zombie said this
"Let me go quickly!" The iron rod zombie swung the iron rod at Xiu'er angrily, "What a shameless woman, seducing zombies everywhere in the dark and windy night, and actually took my nephew... my pure nephew,
The bitch who was raped will have to die!!!"
"Tiebang, calm down. Chu Xun is a man and will be lonely. It may be consensual." Ironbucket Zombie hurriedly stopped him, "He has grown up and has needs."
The bag was smashed onto the coffin, gold and silver jewelry fell out with a crash, and a bright light suddenly appeared.
铁桶被揍得头脑发晕,半晌后才后知后觉,“是哦,僵尸不需要爱爱的,我居然给忘了”
Tiebang couldn't contain his anger, "So, it must have been the witch who seduced Chu Xun, stripped him of his clothes, and used the bow to drain his spiritual power." Human beings love, and women will drain men of their essence.
Zombies have no essence, only spiritual power. If they don’t extract spiritual power, what can they do?
"What a vicious woman." Tiegong was also angry, "Tiebang, Chu Xun is the successor we have cultivated with great difficulty. We must not let this witch succeed in her plot. We will kill her."
The dialogue between the two-headed zombies was heard word for word in Zongzi’s ears. His body growth rate was much faster than his brain development. In addition, after living in a coffin for three thousand years, Liuli had told him about the ways of the world, not to mention the matters between men and women.
, even after leaving the ancient tomb, except for Xiu'er, Zongzi usually catches demons and monsters without blinking an eye, and eats him who is withdrawn and unsociable. In addition to being innocent, he is still innocent and a pure zombie in his mind.
Of course, he would occasionally lose control of his consciousness and touch Xiu'er. If he wanted to explain the reason for this behavior, he would be completely confused.
Therefore, Zongzi was confused by what the two-headed zombie said, but he heard clearly what they said about killing Xiuer.
"Roar..." Zongzi's hair immediately exploded, his figure flashed, and he violently rushed towards the two-headed zombie.