"Can you please speak clearly once and for all?" Xiu'er glared at Zhuang Yuchen angrily, wishing to strangle him alive, "You can't just say that my elder brother has a demonic aura, you have to say that he is a monster."
"I didn't say he was a monster," Zhuang Yuchen said calmly, "It's because you were suspicious. Before you even heard the second half of the sentence, you were yelling at the side."
"Who screamed?" Xiu'er was so angry that she slapped the table and said angrily: "You did it on purpose! I didn't bring you such a joke!"
"Pfft..." Bingshan couldn't help but smile with a paralyzed face, "I just want to see what your expression is." Somehow, he felt that she now was very similar to her in memory, so familiar.
"..." Xiu'er's face was covered with black lines. She rubbed her red palms and said angrily: "I said your sister is a monster. What will you do?" Damn it! She has the urge to smash him to death.
"Sorry, I don't have a sister"
The furious Xiu'er glared at him and said indiscriminately: "I'll bite you!"
"You can bite it later," Zhuang Yuchen smiled, "but you can't bite it now. You have to let me catch that monster first, otherwise your eldest brother may not survive."
The first half of someone's careless words made Xiu'er blush with embarrassment, but the second half was enough to scare her away, "My life...is not going to happen soon?"
"Your eldest brother has a very strong demonic energy. It seems to be due to his long-term contact with demons. Even if the demons have no intention of harming him, if this continues, the yang energy in his body will be depleted too much, and his lifespan will be shortened."
"You said that my eldest brother has been in contact with monsters for a long time?" Xiu'er was puzzled, "Then why doesn't it eat my eldest brother?"
"It's hard to say, not all monsters eat humans," Zhuang Yuchen explained, "Maybe they have other purposes."
"What's the purpose?" The eldest brother is a monk who has nothing in common. He has no money and no power. What does the monster want?
"There is an old saying: I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals. Not all monsters want to cultivate and become immortals. Sometimes after getting along with humans for a long time, they envy the life of human beings with all kinds of emotions and desires, so some monsters will choose to stay in the human world, marry and have children with mortals.
"
"Green Snake and White Snake?" When Xu Xiazi told the story of White Snake and Xu Xian, she once shed tears and hated Zen Master Fahai who was responsible for the destruction.
Zhuang Yuchen nodded, "There are many similar stories, but they are just humans and monsters. In the end, there is no future."
"Why?" As long as we love each other, that's all.
"The yin energy in monsters is too strong, and being with humans will only destroy the yang life in humans."
Xiu'er seriously suspected that Zhuang Yuchen and Fahai were the same thing, and naturally they didn't have a good attitude towards monsters. In fact, they shouldn't knock over a boat of monsters with a pennie. There was also friendship between monsters, just like a rice dumpling towards her, a double-headed one.
Zombies are actually humans to Zongzi, and some are worse than monsters!
"Asha is with me, why am I fine?" Xiu'er thought for a long time, but still felt that he was lying.
"Why are you okay? I believe you know better than me."
Yes, Xiu'er knows very well that she is the daughter of the four yins, and the yin energy in her body is too heavy. In addition, Zongzi likes yin, so she is not like other monsters who absorb yang energy to cultivate immortality.
"According to what you said, female monsters just can't live with men. If they are male monsters, can they live with women?"
A row of black lines descended from Zhuang Yuchen's forehead, "Who told you that there is no yang energy in a woman? If there is only yin energy left in a woman, there is only one result: death."
Well, she didn't understand the yin and yang, so she skipped the question and asked what she was curious about, "Can monsters and humans have children?"
Zhuang Yuchen was completely speechless, "Did you see a pig and a monkey giving birth?"
"..." Ever since she met Zhuang Yuchen, Xiu'er felt that she could use two words to describe herself: stupid!
He's still hopelessly stupid, comparable to a pig
"When are you going to catch the monster?" Asking for help, Xiu'er slowed down and said, "Please catch the monster quickly, otherwise something will happen to my brother."
"Let's go" Zhuang Yuchen stood up and "let's take a walk"
Xiu'er followed him out, and the two walked around the temple. After that, they burned a stick of incense in front of the Buddha statue in the main hall. Xiu'er knelt on the ground devoutly, kowtowed respectfully, and begged the Buddha to show mercy and let his elder brother live.
, let him return to secular life and become an ordinary person and have children.
"How is it?" After walking out of the hall, Xiu'er asked in a low voice: "Have you found any monsters?"
The temple is not big. After walking around, we have visited almost everything that can be seen. Only the room where the monks live has not been visited by two outsiders. Without a good reason, it is really difficult to go to the place where the monks eat and live.
Search
"Go back" Zhuang Yuochen walked back quietly
Xiu'er was anxious, "Have you found it yet?" Isn't he very capable? He can even deal with monsters, but don't tell her that she can't find the monster's hiding place, she will despise him.
"Find a reason to go to your eldest brother's room and pay attention." Zhuang Yuchen began to assign tasks to Xiu'er, "Pay attention, pay more attention to every scene and thing in your eldest brother's room, as small as every stitch and line, as much as the door and window scenery, don't pay any attention to it.
If you miss it, you should pay special attention to what object your brother comes into contact with. This monster is estimated to have been around for thousands of years. It ran away too fast this morning. I can't guess what monster it is, but it should be a living animal. The monster is very likely to change.
It looks like something else to confuse you, so pay attention and observe.”
"You have to pay attention to everything?" Xiu'er had a headache. "That monster is so powerful. If it turns into a piece of hair and falls to the ground, I can't see it. Why don't you come with me?"
"Demons have spirituality. If I go with you, I'm afraid I'll scare the snake away. If it runs away, I'm afraid your brother will suffer even more in the future."
Okay, the Taoist priest has an order, how dare she not cooperate? She also wants to see which monster is trying to harm her elder brother?
Zhuang Yuchen returned to the room and drew two talisman papers, "One is for you to defend yourself, and the other is for you to find a reason for your brother to keep it with you. Remember, as long as you don't take off the talisman, monsters will not be able to get close to you."
"
"Thank you" Xiu'er took the talisman paper and folded it, put one piece into his personal pocket, folded the other piece and put it into the sachet, and handed it to An Yuwen at the right time.
Not long after returning to the room, An Yuwen, who had finished his work, brought breakfast over, a bowl of porridge and water that was so thin that it could no longer be thin, and a steamed bun.
"Xiu'er, just make do with it. There are few residents nearby, and the food offered to the temple is very limited." An Yuwen took out a steamed bun wrapped in paper from his sleeve and handed it over, "I'm afraid you won't be full.
I left it especially for you, eat it while it’s hot.”
"Brother, you can eat it by yourself, I still have dry food." Xiu'er didn't take the answer. She knew that it was his own breakfast. If she ate it, he would be hungry.
"I just went next door to talk to Mr. Zhuang." An Yuwen said happily: "Xiu'er's age has come, the Zhuang family's family is pretty good, and you have been engaged since you were young, so this marriage should be settled as soon as possible, Mr. Zhuang, don't you?"
What do you think?"
"Cough..." Xiu'er choked on the porridge and coughed uncomfortably, "Brother, we'll talk about this later, there's no rush now."
"You can't delay the marriage in the girl's family." An Yuwen took Xiu'er's hand and said earnestly: "Eldest brother has escaped into space. I should no longer think about you in this life. You are my only concern in the world. Only you can settle down."
Brother, your heart is truly at peace. Listen to my advice, you and Mr. Zhuang can still meet in the vast world after being apart for many years. What a fate and bond. Besides, you are a talented man and a beautiful woman who are perfect for each other. He will give you a happy life.
Home……"
"Brother, this matter is really not urgent." Xiu'er interrupted with a blushing face: "I have plans to go home with him, but you also know what the fortune teller said. Even if he and I don't care, Zhuang Shuzhuang
My sister-in-law still cares about it, I will wait until they accept it.”
"Alas" An Yuwen sighed. Xiu'er's first half of her life was ruined by the fortune teller. She hoped that everything would be safe in the second half of her life.
"Then you go back to the dealer with him first, and remember to tell your elder brother when you get married in the future." An Yuwen promised: "No matter where you are, I will rush back to drink your wedding wine."
"Well" the topic was too heavy, Xiu'er didn't know what to say for a while
After finishing breakfast in a dull mood, Xiu'er took out the sachet and said, "My mother begged for us, one for each of us, but unfortunately you were not there at the time and could not give it to you in person. Now I will give it to you. Brother, please wear it."
You can't take it off at any time." The sachet was made by her not long ago. Afraid of being found out, she deliberately put it on the ground and stepped on it and rubbed it. It looked a little older.
The corners of An Yuwen's eyes were moist, "I am unfilial and let down my mother's wishes."
"As long as you have the will, it's never too late," Xiu'er said while the iron was hot: "My father and mother called your name before they died, hoping that you would come home soon. Brother, you can't let down your father and mother's heart. Come home with me."
"Xiu'er, I owe the An family a lot in my life, and I can only make up for it by doing more good deeds." An Yuwen quickly changed the subject, "It is precisely because of my absence that your marriage to Mr. Zhuang must be settled as soon as possible. If you want to marry
, I feel at ease now that my parents know what’s going on under the spring.”
Xiu'er was so frustrated that she wanted to hit the wall. She really wanted to knock her brother out with a wooden stick and then take him home.
The brother and sister had a conversation. Xiu'er kept Zhuang Yuchen's words in mind and asked to go to An Yuwen's room to see. An Yuwen did not refuse and took Xiu'er through the backyard to the Zen room where he lived.
As soon as she entered the room, Xiu'er couldn't help but look around.
An Yuwen's room is very simple, with a bed, a broken table, two stools, and a few clothes folded on the bed on a thin quilt.
Once a person becomes suspicious, everything in the room will be at risk in Xiu'er's eyes. She feels that everything in the room may be transformed by monsters. She remembers Zhuang Yuchen's instructions that as long as you carry the talisman he wrote with you, monsters will not be able to get close to you.
She pinched the talisman on her sleeve and prepared to catch the monster!
So, she stepped into the room and put it on the door frame. When An Yuwen wasn't paying attention, she even touched the wall several times and walked into the room. She sat on one of the chairs, put one hand on the table, and the other
He put one foot on the stool where An Yuwen was sitting, but there was no reaction.
What's weird, what has the monster become? No matter how much you touch it, it doesn't react!
Xiu'er is depressed, is she not in the room?
"Brother, isn't it cold for you to sleep on such a thin quilt?" Xiu'er stood up and walked a few steps, then sat down on the bed and squeezed the quilt with her hands. It was indeed quite thin. It would be strange if it didn't freeze.
"Fortunately, with Buddha by my side, no matter how cold the winter is, it's as warm as spring."
"..." Xiu'er's face is covered with black lines. He has really been brainwashed into not feeling cold in winter and not even eating breakfast. If he goes on, he should wear his braids and go with the Buddha. But the Buddha has tens of millions of followers.
Even if he waits until the sea is gone and the stone is destroyed, he still can't wait to serve him. What a cheater!
"Your clothes are torn?" After touching the quilt, Xiu'er grabbed the clothes one by one, holding them in her hands, "I'll help you mend them." She touched them, not even letting go of the buttons, and touched them to death one by one.
The monster, after eating the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard, actually dared to harm her elder brother. If Zongzi were here, he would beat his soul to pieces and never be able to reincarnate again.
"Xiu'er, I just mended my clothes some time ago." An Yuwen sat down and folded Xiu'er's messed up clothes again.
"Haha..." Xiu'er giggled. While An Yuwen was folding clothes, she got up and walked around the house, even touching the window sill. She wished she didn't have a dog's nose, otherwise she could lie on the ground and smell every inch.
"Oops, my neck is a little sore." Xiu'er rubbed her neck and raised her head naturally.
Ah!!! There is a spider web on the top of the beam. It is such a big spider. It turns out to be a spider spirit. No wonder he ran so fast this morning. Zhuang Yuchen only has two legs, but the spider spirit has eight legs. Anyone can
Can't outrun it
Thinking that it had sucked An Yuwen's yang energy, Xiu'er was so angry that she rushed out of the Zen room and searched for it in the yard. Finally, she found a bamboo pennant. She rushed into the room with it, and An Yuwen was frightened.
He was startled, "Xiu'er, what are you doing?"
"There's a spider!" Xiu'er pointed to the roof and was about to stab it up with the pennant. Unexpectedly, the pennant was too long. The top of the head reached the bed and the end was still outside the door.
An Yuwen shook his head, "It's just a spider, why make such a fuss?" She was so startled that she was not calm. If she married into a banker in the future, she would be disliked by her mother-in-law.
"No, haven't you seen how terrifying it is?" Xiu'er slowly moved the pennant and stabbed it towards the roof beam.
An Yuwen was afraid of her reckless temper, so instead of getting rid of the spider, he broke the tile and said, "I'll do it."
"No, I must kill it with my own hands!" Xiu'er was so angry that the vixen could tie up a man with just one tail and be unable to move. The spider spirit has eight legs. Even if the elder brother is protected by Buddha, he is still doomed. Let's talk about Buddha...
...Oh, let’s not mention it. My eldest brother is sincere to the Buddha and saves people from fire and water everywhere, but the Buddha turns a blind eye and allows him to be sucked by the spider spirit.
Buddha, it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe it!!!