"I don't need so many chirping women. One woman is enough. She must be intimate and I like it. Therefore, you must participate in Chu Xiu Palace's plan, and it can only succeed but not fail!"
"What does it have to do with me?"
Zhao Luer really couldn't figure it out. Since Nan Ye didn't want so many women, he could just skip the show girl election. What's the difficulty?
"Of course it has a lot to do with it!"
"I don't understand, what is the relationship between eunuchs and beautiful ladies?"
"Haha, the eunuch and the beautiful lady have nothing to do with each other, but the eunuch and the emperor are inseparable..."
"The Emperor has made it clear that this servant is stupid..."
Zhao Luer was even more confused. What kind of medicine was sold in Nan Ye's gourd? Could a eunuch become a beautiful woman?
"The daughter of King Yecheng of Kuodong, she is sixteen years old, a lady...well-educated and well-educated, with a good reputation." Nan Ye looked at the official document and admired it.
He also said that he was not infatuated with beauty and was duplicitous. When he saw the young and virtuous daughter of Kuodong Wang Yecheng, he became lustful and praised her endlessly. What is he if he is not a pervert?
They also say that one woman is enough. Yes, if you choose one in a show girl election, ten times will be ten? You can only believe half of what men say, and most of them are lies.
"The emperor wants to seal the daughter of King Kuodong Yecheng. What does it have to do with being a slave?"
Nan Ye's eyes fell on Lu'er's cheek and he laughed loudly.
"I want you to disguise yourself as a woman and act as the daughter of Ye Cheng, King of Kuodong. Ye Sisi, I want to select you in the show girl election. If the queen is satisfied, I will be satisfied too!"
"Satisfactory? How can it be possible..."
It turns out that Nan Ye had this idea and asked Zhao Luer to pretend to be a woman and participate in the show girl election. This was too much.
"Your Majesty, this is not okay, I am a man..." Zhao Luer explained eagerly
"Men? Except for the Royal Forest Army, there are no men around me..."
Nan Ye glanced at Lu'er's chest mockingly, man, if he were a man, Nan Ye would be a woman.
"But, maybe it's not like a slave pretending to be a woman?" Zhao Lu'er quibbled.
"There is no one like you. Maybe those beautiful girls will be greatly inferior when they see you. You should know that you have the capital and I have made up my mind."
Nan Ye brushed his sleeves and didn't want to use Zhao Luer's excuse anymore. Even if it's not to help, the emperor's orders must be obeyed. Here, Zhao Luer's small arms can't twist his thighs.
Imagining Lu'er regaining her daughter's body, with rich clothes, hair like clouds, graceful, fresh and elegant appearance, Nan Ye's heart was full of expectations, and it was even more difficult to hold back. He was so satisfied that the beauty was like this.
"I mean, the emperor's plan is not perfect and can be easily exposed. If the empress dowager finds out, the slave's head will be gone. Moreover, the slave is indeed not...a woman..."
Zhao Luer lowered his voice and did not dare to disobey Nan Ye. He could only say some alarmist words to make Nan Ye retreat.
"What I want is a fake woman like you. I'm afraid of being entangled with a real woman!"
Nan Ye didn't want Lu'er to become suspicious, so he had to convince her that this was just a temporary measure. After receiving the title and becoming a concubine, she would be Nan Ye's legitimate woman, and it wouldn't be too late to induce her slowly.
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"But……"
"Nothing but...it's settled!"
Nan Ye smiled slightly, with a face full of confidence, and a pair of sharp eyes with a strange light, and looked at Lu'er, "You can choose, you are in a different place, or you can help me block those beautiful girls. Give me an answer at dusk."
, while it’s not too dark, I can find someone to collect the body for you.”
I have seen bad men, but I have never seen a man as bad as Nan Ye. He actually thought of collecting Zhao Luer's body. This is a privilege. In his territory, he is the overlord.
Facing the powerful overlord, what else can Zhao Luer do? Resistance is futile, and acting like a baby is even more impossible, because she is no longer a cat...
Cat? Zhao Luer's eyes lit up, and all his worries disappeared in an instant. How could he be so stupid? She, Zhao Luer, has another ability that no one else has, which is to turn into a cat. If at the critical moment, she can transform into a cat, Nan Ye
Who are you looking for to pretend to be show girl Ye Sisi?
"Is there no other choice?" Zhao Luer asked tentatively.
"Yes, you can become a woman and serve me. You don't even need to be a show girl to win the election."
Nan Ye looked at Lu Er's expression and laughed loudly. No matter which way he went, this little woman could not fly out of Nan Ye's palm. It was only a matter of time before he could get her.
Shameless and arrogant, Zhao Luer curled her lips and swallowed the words she wanted to curse. She hid in the corner out of boredom, dragged her chin, and began to think.
She finally pretended to be a eunuch and deceived Eunuch Liu, Xiao Shunzi, and the emperor into accepting her. If she gave up, she would really be reluctant to do so.
Nan Ye ignored Zhao Lu'er and continued to read the scroll. Occasionally he glanced at Zhao Lu'er and found that this little woman's expression changed rapidly. She was worried for a while and happy for a while. She didn't know what was going on in her head and how she must be thinking of a way to deal with it.
Where is he, the emperor?
Time passed little by little, and dusk came soon. Zhao Luer was still hesitant, unwilling to turn into a cat, and was chased by Eunuch Liu and bullied by Xiao Shunzi.
She anxiously wandered around the Yangxin Hall, walking back and forth from left to right. Was she turning into a cat? Or was she blocking those beautiful ladies for Nan Ye?
If you change into a cat, you have to leave the palace. There is no need to worry about Nan Ye's troubles, but it just feels a bit... Zhao Luer glanced at Nan Ye, the emperor was pretty good to her, and seeing that he was forced to accept it, he couldn't accept it.
The woman I like is quite pitiful. It seems a bit unethical to stand by and watch like this.
And thinking of Nan Ye hugging him from left to right, Luer felt very unhappy.
If he pretended to be a beautiful girl and consecrated a concubine, wouldn't Zhao Luer really fall into Nan Ye's hands? If Nan Ye found out that she was a woman... It's hard to imagine that he would be hungry for food.
what to do?
Suddenly Zhao Luer patted his head and suddenly realized, why can't this head turn? Isn't there a ready-made solution?
First pretend to be a show girl, block the show girl election for Nan Ye, and then turn into a cat and disappear. Isn't this method the best of both worlds?
Zhao Luer looked happy and admired his own wisdom.
Nan Ye looked at the sky and saw that it was getting late. He didn't know what Lu'er's decision was. It was best to agree to him, otherwise it would be really troublesome and he wouldn't be able to fight or kill him.
This little woman is the only woman in the palace who can control Nan Ye's heart
Nan Ye looked at Zhao Luer and found that Luer was in a good mood and seemed very happy. Has she figured it out?
"What are you thinking? Do you need me to find someone to collect the body?"