Xiao Shunzi heard the emperor's order and knew that this time he was facing the lotus pond, but he was also surprised. Could this woman really be able to get into the mud? Even if she drowned, there should be a body.
He was looking into the lotus pond when he suddenly felt his feet trembling. He took a closer look and saw, wasn't this the beloved cat?
"Oh, my aunt, why are you here? It was so hard for me to find you. Anyway, I finally found one."
Xiao Shunzi squatted down and looked at Zhao Luer with disgust, as if he had no intention of picking her up.
"It's so dirty. I wish I had found your body instead of a living cat!"
How wicked. Zhao Lu'er is about to burst her lungs. The dead eunuch must have bullied her and didn't understand. He actually dared to curse her to death. These guys, who were both obedient and treacherous, tried their best to sell the goods in front of the emperor, but secretly, they didn't understand.
Defect
This kind of hobby has been around since ancient times. Some of the horses around my father are probably like this too. If a rich oil tycoon wants to get involved, I can’t count how many people are flattering me, but how many of them are sincere.
Woolen cloth?
Therefore, Zhao Luer despised them. When she went to school, she would not let the driver take her to school, nor would she mention her identity to her classmates. As a result, she was unlucky and always robbed by those campus gangsters.
The last robbery was even more exaggerated. She was stripped naked, so she turned into a cat, so she traveled through time, so she often had no clothes to wear.
Who would have guessed that her cat is actually a human...
I think her status is also very noble now, the emperor's pet cat, that is no joke. If she knew that she could understand these words, which eunuch would dare to talk nonsense, he would have started complimenting her long ago.
Lu'er raised his head in disgust, exposed his little white teeth, and suddenly screamed, "Meow," and rushed towards Xiao Shunzi.
Xiao Shunzi never expected that the kitten would dare to sneak up on him. He hurriedly dodged and sat on the ground. If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have been disfigured.
"Don't, don't... dead cat, are you crazy?"
"Meow!"
Lu'er screamed again, feeling that he really had no strength left, his whole body ached, and he was too lazy to pounce anymore, otherwise he would have knocked down the dead eunuch today, scratched his face a few times, and made him lose his temper. Let's see if he dares to do it again in the future.
I don’t dare to curse Zhao Luer anymore
Xiao Shunzi was so frightened that he was sweating all over, his eyes were wide open, and he was gasping for air. Fortunately, the cat jumped into the air, otherwise he would be unlucky. If he was scratched, it would not be very unlucky. Now that the emperor is here, he can't fight.
If you can't fight, you won't suffer in vain.
But Xiao Shunzi is a little confused. This cat seems to be able to understand human speech? He just scolded her, and she suddenly rushed up to scratch him. Is it all a coincidence?