So the huge city of Guangzhou! There were many more dogs at one time, are there any?
I heard that a wife was so exaggerated that she got a hundred dogs and sniffed her husband's clothes. Then when no one was seen, she let the dogs search the whole city. This made the city of Guangzhou restless and the dogs barked all day long.
These poor husbands couldn't stand such torture for a long time. They protested collectively and invited the relevant departments to drink tea or something. Isn't it bad for this dog to run around?
So the relevant departments ordered that dogs should not be allowed on the streets. Once they appeared, they would be confiscated!
The city of Guangzhou is finally quiet again, but Xiao Huang and Xiao Hong from the Baozhu family still go to Kunshan every day, rain or shine.
The ladies were jealous, and one of them, named Li, couldn't stand it. It happened that her husband had a problem with Kunshan and supported her in killing Xiao Huang.
So one time when Xiao Huang was passing by on the way to his store in Kunshan, a cold arrow suddenly shot from a tree not far away.
Xiao Huanglian can safely hide away from a swarm of wasps flying by. What does this mean? He turned slightly and hid.
By the way, he turned around and knocked the guy who had just shot it with an arrow out of the tree with his paw, and then continued flying forward with Xiao Hong on his back, as if nothing happened.
The next day, Xiao Huang saw a small insect on the roof of a house he had to pass by. Many people were waiting under the eaves. They hoped that Xiao Huang could concentrate more on eating the insect, so that they could eat it all the time.
A cannon can knock it down
As a result, Xiao Huang didn't even look at it and flew away. Xiao Huang, who was tired of the good wine and meat at home, really despised that little insect.
On the third day, they thought the dead insect would not be eaten by Xiao Huang, so they specially made a live one and tied it with a rope. They hung it on a tree and dangled it towards the flying insect. They waited for Xiao Huang to swallow it and covered it with a net.
Isn’t it okay to just stay?
Xiao Huang flew over anyway, and then passed by the little insect without any pause in his eyes.
On the fourth day, I got a snake. It looked very delicious and stayed in an open space. People were already ambushing it around. When it was just waiting for it to eat, they swarmed up with sticks and beat it to death.
Xiao Huang saw that the snake was pitifully exposed to the sun on a hot day, so he went home, picked up a piece of bird's nest cake, threw it from the sky, and flew away again.
Everyone was petrified...
It even gave the bird's nest cake to a snake. The servants who have been unable to eat lobster for a long time are so envious and jealous!
They are going to target this golden eagle and kill it!
On the fifth day, everyone thought of their own tricks. Those who used nets used nets, those who used sticks used sticks, and those who used blunderbuss used blunderbuss to guard the path that Xiao Huang must pass. As a result, they waited for a while, but Xiao Huang did not
Come on, Baozhu took it to the theater.
On the sixth day, Xiao Huang didn't come again. Bao Zhu took him to Hong Kong for a short stay.
On the seventh and eighth days, no one is waiting anymore...
Half a month later, when they had forgotten about it, Xiao Huang happily flew over the street again, holding a basket of snacks made by Bao Zhu in her mouth. Bao Zhu asked her to send it to Kunshan.
From then on, Xiao Huang had another glorious task, delivering things to Kunshan, all kinds of things, sometimes it was umbrellas, sometimes it was coats, sometimes it was lighters, sometimes it was meals.
The speed is very fast, and it can be delivered more than ten times a day. A foreigner saw it for the first time and asked him what it was like. Kunshan touched the back of his head and said, "This is called fast delivery."
Foreigners can't remember so many words. They only remember the words "kuai" and "tou", and this fast and accurate delivery method. Legend has it that many years later, there was an additional term in the world called express delivery.
Later, the foreigners came to visit again the next day. They saw Xiao Huang carrying a talking parrot and talking to Kunshan. Kunshan said a few words and asked the parrot to go back and tell him.
The foreigner asked again: "What is this?"
Kunshan Yixiao: “Voice SMS”
Foreigners think it is so advanced and interesting!
I secretly wrote down this interesting term...
Baozhu is very good at tossing. He kept tossing until he was ten months old, and there were only a few days left before there was any sign of giving birth.
That day, she was sitting in the yard basking in the sun. When she stood up, she suddenly felt a pain. She quickly sat down and pointed to Xiaohong in the room: "Go tell Mother Shen that I have a stomachache!"
Xiaohong was raised very smart by her, so she spread her wings and flew into the house. As she crawled into the house, she repeated Baozhu's words: "Go tell Mama Shen that I have a stomachache!"
A large group of people in the room rushed out immediately after hearing this. Kunshan was working upstairs, but he arrived the fastest, not because he heard Xiao Hong calling for help, but because Xiao Huang felt something was wrong and flew in directly from the balcony of the study. Pushing open the balcony door with one paw, he grabbed Kunshan's shoulders with two claws, and flew away. It was now more than one meter long, but it couldn't carry Kunshan. Kunshan looked outside and jumped directly from the balcony on the second floor. , regardless of whether the good kung fu skills he usually concealed would be exposed. As soon as he landed, he quickly got up and ran to Baozhu. He squatted down next to her and looked at her pale face: "Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you?"
"I might be giving birth!" Bao Zhu's face was covered with sweat in pain.
When everyone ran out, Kunshan had already walked into the house with Baozhu in his arms. As he walked, he was yelling at them: "Go and call the doctors, nurses, and midwives. Come in my car. Who has ever done this?" If you have experience in delivering babies, please go upstairs to take care of Baozhu."
Shen's mother had seen people delivering babies and had given birth herself, so she quickly stood up and gave instructions: "I will. Xiaodong, you and the driver go and invite doctors, nurses and midwives. They are all more insurance-friendly. Whoever lives closer can go." Xiaotao, you guys, please clean up and prepare hot water, scissors, and clean cloth for delivery."
When she finished her instructions and rushed upstairs, Kunshan had already put Baozhu on the bed. Shen's mother asked Kunshan to go out, closed the doors and windows, not allowing even a breath of air, then took off Baozhu's pants and looked at the birth canal. , it’s not fully opened yet, it will probably hurt for a while.
Shen's mother covered her with a quilt, opened the door and asked Kunshan to come in first and stay with her for a while: "Master, you go in first to accompany the young mistress. I will go to the kitchen to bring her some ginseng soup. After drinking it, she will be strong."
"Yeah" Kunshan nodded and went in.
After Kunshan entered the house, he held her hand beside the bed and talked to her: "I'm here, Baozhu. Does it hurt? It hurts so much that you bite me."
Bao Zhu couldn't bear to bite him. She was so painful that she was covered in sweat, but she just grabbed his hand, looked at him and said, "Kunshan, it hurts me so much!"
"It will be fine when the baby comes out later," Kunshan said and kept talking to her.
Bao Zhu also knew it, but it still hurt. When the pain tired her, she felt hungry: "I'm hungry."