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Babies will not kill you if you attack!

Hearing Beibei's question, the baby's face turned red, "How is that possible! I was too sleepy and fell asleep in the car, so I passed the station and ran all the way to the terminal, so hey!"

Sweat! Beibei felt like there were three lines of sweat dripping down his forehead!

This stupid woman! She must have gone in the wrong direction! I said, after waiting for her for so long, it was time for her to crawl. Why didn't she arrive for so long?

Alas! Beibei shook his head and walked towards the return station speechlessly.

Tsk! He actually found out again!

The baby sitting in the seat is so depressed!

This damn man doesn’t usually talk much, but every time he speaks, he hits the nail on the head! He doesn’t mention anything!

You can’t blame me for this! I don’t distinguish between east, west, north and south. Women are blind on the road, but they let me take the bus alone. I’ve never been on a bus before, okay?

The baby was thinking as he moved his little butt towards the seat next to him.

"But if it weren't for this, how could I give you a seat? It's so remote here that it's hard to even take a taxi, okay? If I hadn't accidentally taken the seat in the wrong direction and set off directly from the departure station,

How can I grab two seats at once?"

The baby was muttering softly, and the car slowly stopped. A middle-aged man staggered into the car and walked towards the baby.

"Kid, sit aside!"

Huh? Someone is here to cause trouble? The baby raised his head and his eyes widened.

"These two seats are mine! My friend will get on the bus at the next stop!"

The man was stunned, "Oh? Did you buy a ticket for two seats?"

Oh, hey! You damn man! You actually conquered my army?!

"Get out of the way!" The man was so rude that he sat down next to the baby and pushed the baby aside!

Baobao really didn't expect that there was such an "unreasonable" man in the world. He actually sat down on the seat he "occupied" and pushed his thin self aside!

Please, please, I'm still a child! How dare you, a grown man, argue with me, a little girl's family?!

Humph! There are also people in this car who act as if they didn’t hear or see it! No one can stand up and “act bravely”! Just wait, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life!

Soon, the car arrived at the next stop, and the first one to get on the bus was Beibei!

The sharp-eyed Beibei saw the baby in the last row as soon as she got on the bus. She saw an aunt sitting on her left and a strong man sitting on her right!

Didn’t you say you had a seat for me? Beibei walked towards the last row of the car, her mind spinning rapidly.

Could it be that this girl gave up a seat to the aunt? Impossible! She is not so generous!

Looking at the man sitting there with his eyes closed and concentrating, and then looking at the angry expression on the baby's face, Beibei immediately understood something.

Beibei didn't speak, she just stood in front of the baby and winked at her gently.

"Have you heard?" Beibei said to the baby with a smile, "Lotte Mart is celebrating its anniversary!"

The baby looked up at him strangely, "Please, what does this have to do with me?"

“That rice is having an event, buy one pack and get one free!”

Hearing Beibei's words, the eyes of the aunt sitting next to the baby lit up!

"And those eggs, they are on sale at a limited price! When I got in the car just now, I saw a long queue at the entrance of the supermarket! They said it was only for one hour, and they were 20% off!"

The baby glanced out of the corner of his eye. The aunt sitting next to him had clenched his fists, and there were bright sparks in his eyes!

"The most terrible thing is, what kind of points are they doing this time! If you spend over 100 yuan in one time, you will get ten yuan in cash back!"

"parking--!"

The sharp scream startled the driver! He braked suddenly!

"I want to get off! Open the door quickly! I want to get off!"

I saw a group of women rushing to the door of the bus and banging on the door of the bus like crazy!

The driver looked at these shrew-like aunts in horror, his eyes shining as if possessed by a demon, his face flushed, and one of them even had a line of sticky saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth?!

Bang! The moment the car door opened, the ladies jumped out of the car like a shot put. Then, scrambling for the first place, they ran towards the direction behind them at the speed of a 110-meter hurdle sprint!

Crazy! These women must be crazy! The driver mentally muttered

I have long said that this line is not easy to run! In such a gloomy place, you can always meet people who are possessed by evil and have attacks! But today is too outrageous, not one, but a group?!

Under the baby's admiring gaze, Beibei held her head up proudly and sat down next to her.

Okay! You still have a way! Why didn't I think of it? This kind of thing can only be done out of wit!

Looking at Beibei's gaze, the baby's dark eyes quickly turned

After another stop, the baby gently banged Beibei's knee with his leg, and suddenly covered his mouth with his little hand.

"oh oh--!"

Seeing the baby vomiting, Beibei immediately shouted

"What's wrong with you? Are you motion sick again?"

Hearing Beibei's voice, the baby immediately made two more exaggerated retches.

"oh oh----!"

The baby covered his mouth with his two small hands and turned his body towards the man beside him, as if he was about to vomit all over him!

"I told you not to sit in the last row. Did you eat before getting on the bus? If you know that you have the habit of vomiting due to motion sickness, why don't you eat so much! Hey! Hold it back! Stop spraying!"

Beibei's words will scare the passengers to death for miles around!

The one who was the calmest at first, the closed-eyed brother who had been sitting next to the baby, finally lost his composure!

I saw him hiding to the side! I hope he can stay as far away from the baby as possible

But when he dodged forward, the baby leaned forward; when he leaned back, the baby lay back; when he tried to hide to the side, the baby seemed to have no bones and pounced directly on his shoulder.

The purpose of the baby is very clear, I will disgust you to death! If you are not disgusted to death, I will scare you to death!

But she didn't care about the feelings of the passengers next to her. Seeing such a child who might vomit at any time, still swaying and uncertain, the people sitting behind the car immediately began to feel on pins and needles.

At the moment when the two people were in the Tai Chi Bagua formation, the bus seemed to be bumped by something, and the back seat of the bus jolted wildly. The baby let out a cry, opened his big mouth, and rushed towards the man's face!

"parking--!"

The driver almost went crazy! What's going on? He was driving smoothly, but why did the passenger suddenly go crazy?

"Stop the car quickly! I want to get out of the car——!"

The driver turned around inexplicably, only to see passengers with panic-stricken faces and frightened eyes, as if they had seen a ghost. They jumped up and screamed, banging on the door, which made the driver's heart almost break.

Got it

"Open the door quickly!"

"I want to get off! I want to get off!"



The driver opened the door silently! He watched helplessly as a group of passengers rushed out of the car for no reason, as if running for their lives.

Damn it! What a hell today!

The driver's heart felt numb, and he immediately remembered the stories that had been circulated in the convoy a few days ago, about haunted cemeteries and ghost rides...

Thinking of this, the driver shivered involuntarily all over his body!

So cool! The baby looked at Beibei with great satisfaction. Beibei smiled proudly, turned his face to one side and stopped talking.

Who knew the baby would actually get excited? It’s so fun! It’s been so fun for a long time, haha. In that case, we might as well keep playing!

The sky outside the window gradually darkened, and a layer of dark clouds filled the entire valley without warning. A white baseball cap gently slipped out of his seat and came to the side of a passenger in front of him.

"Beauty, do you know where to get off at Blue Mountain Funeral Home?"

Hearing this faint question, the two female passengers sitting together looked back at the baby.

"Where are you going and what are you doing?"

"That's right, it's getting dark soon. Children, don't go out to places like that."

The baby chuckled, revealing his sharp little fangs in the cyan dusk, "I'm going to stay in the hotel! I heard that the conditions there are very good, the acupuncture points are very spacious, the tombstones are cleaned every day, and the price is moderate!"

Click! A lightning suddenly struck! The baby's face in the darkness was particularly obvious!

"Ah——! Ghost——!"

It turns out that just now, the baby used the lipstick he found from nowhere to draw a line of horrifying "blood marks" on his flower-like face!

The baby is already white, but in this dark and windy night, his face looks extremely pale, coupled with bright red, exaggerated "blood marks", two "bloody tears" started directly from the eyelids and flowed down the cheek! Cooperate!

With the astonishing thunderbolt and the baby's realistic performance, this time the two female passengers seemed to have been stung by scorpions. They jumped up like crazy and rushed towards the car door.

"Ghost——! Help——!"

"Open the door! I want to get out of the car-!"

At this moment, the car was in chaos! The few remaining passengers seemed to be infected. You looked at me, I looked at you. As soon as the driver opened the door, there was a coaxing sound, and all the passengers rushed out.

go out!

Beibei looked at this moment speechlessly and rubbed her little nose very tirelessly.

This girl is not very talented, but her understanding is too high!

I just figured out that the seat she occupied for me must have been snatched by someone from the left or the right, so I tried my best to "solve" that woman first.

Apparently, I guessed wrong! It should be the man who grabbed the seat!

So Baobao immediately took action and "settled" the man!

However, unexpectedly, these two things seemed to pique her interest! Coupled with people's cowardice, everyone actually "overthought" the matter!

This directly caused the baby to be "unable to stop the car", and this time he actually scared away a car full of people in a prank!

So quiet! Except for the cold night wind, there are occasionally a few owls hooting!

The driver looked like he was stupid, staring at the empty car behind him!

Damn it! What happened? What's wrong? The big bus that should be packed with people on weekdays was actually "possessed" today?

Is there really a ghost?!

Looking at the back seat of the car, two small figures wearing two white baseball caps were sitting there so calmly!

A layer of cold sweat immediately broke out on the driver's spine!

"Hey, what are you looking at? Have you never seen twins? You haven't driven yet!" Hearing the baby's cold tone, the driver swallowed hard!

"Well, where are you two going?" Baobao smiled slightly and was about to speak when he was suddenly held down by Beibei.

Beibei glanced at her accusingly, "Okay! Stop making trouble! Look, I scared the driver."

"What is he afraid of? He is a big living person? What else can I do to him?"

"Okay! It's getting late. Mommy will be worried if we don't go back!"

"Tch!" The baby glanced at his mouth in disappointment, "It's not like we didn't pay."

"Hey, we paid you? Right?" Baobao yelled at the driver, "Look in your money bag, we did pay you, right?"

The driver was confused by the baby's question!

"Why? You haven't driven yet? Do you think the money is too little? It's a lot! Could it be that you still want gold coins?"

Gold coins?! Hearing this, the driver felt like his brain was exploding!

"Ah——!" There was a miserable howl in the deep valley! The driver actually didn't even ask for the key, pushed open the door of the cab, and fled!

Baobao and Beibei looked at each other blankly.

"What's wrong with him?"

"I didn't do anything just now!"

The baby had no idea that it was her words of "gold coins" that completely scared the driver away!

In France, gold coins are a very fashionable commemorative coin worth collecting, especially gold coins from the Napoleonic era. They are a kind of cultural relic. People who own gold coins must be collectors with noble status and strong property. Bao Bao grew up in France.

, I have seen this kind of gold coin in the Duke's villa, and I also know the meaning of this kind of gold coin, so I just blurted it out.

But she didn't expect that there is a local custom of "burning gold coins" for the dead, just like the custom of burning gold ingots and ghost coins in some places.

Here, people often say when joking with each other - dead ghost, dead ghost, even if you die, people will give you gold coins!

Therefore, the driver must have gone crazy as soon as he heard the word "gold coin"!

"Look! It's fine now. You scared the driver away!" Beibei looked at the baby angrily.

"What a conscience! I really didn't scare him just now!" The baby stared innocently with his big eyes. Under the bright moonlight, the two lines of "blood and tears" on his pale face were really enough to make people seep into his eyes!

"Let's go!" Beibei shouted as he jumped out of the car.

"Where to go?"

"Go to the next stop and take the next car! I told you to get in the car first. If you are trying to make trouble for me, I won't be polite!"

"Okay! Just wait a minute!"

Is it raining? I don’t know where the baby and Beibei went? Lu Xiaoxiao stood in front of the window and looked out the window anxiously!

When they grow up, they don’t even know what they are doing all day long?

At this moment, Lu Xiaoxiao's mood was as sad as the autumn rain outside the window.

I'm sorry for them. They are still children. They should be like other children of the same age, nestling in the warm embrace of daddy and mommy, enjoying inexhaustible love and squandering the most splendid and beautiful childhood in their lives.

But they seem to be different from other children! Lu Xiaoxiao knows that her children are very smart, but what really makes them outstanding is not only their high IQ, but also their attitude towards themselves.

They always call themselves "my beauty" and always protect themselves everywhere, as if they are their children.

A drop of tear flowed down along with the raindrops outside the window. Lu Xiaoxiao was pierced by deep guilt that had finally calmed her heart.

I made you suffer! I'm sorry! It's Mommy's fault!

"My child! My child!"

Peter, who was standing far away at the door, clearly understood the words Lu Xiaoxiao was whispering from her lips.

It seems like she really wants this child! It seems like she really loves that Mo Yu!

Xiaolu, do you know? I have followed you all these years, not just because you belong to the Duke...

You are really a unique woman, like a dreamy magician. When I wasn't paying attention, you quietly planted a seed in my heart. I didn't panic until it took root and sprouted.

I was surprised to find out, but it was already too late

Xiaolu, you will never understand my feelings for you in this life! And I will hide this secret from you for the rest of my life. I will always stand behind you, just like the umbrella in your hand.

When it's sunny, I'll lie quietly in the corner and watch you; when it rains, I'll hold up a peaceful sky for you in time.

It had been raining all night, and when the sky dawned, the door to the room was gently pushed open, and the drowned rat-like baby and Beibei walked in softly.

"Hello? Didn't my beauty notice?" The baby asked in a low voice in the dark room.

Beibei remained silent. There was a sensor light in the corridor. The darkness under the light when he entered the door made him unable to adapt for a moment.

"Hello, hello? You're mute!"

The baby raised his voice and stretched out his little hand to touch it, and was suddenly grasped by a warm hand.

"Huh? Brother Beibei, when did your hands grow so big? Your fingers are so long?!"

Hearing the baby's question, Beibei was shocked!

"I……"

Bang! Just when Beibei wanted to say, I didn't hold your hand at all, the lights in the room came on!

The moment Baobao and Beibei stared at each other, they saw a pale, worried face.

"Hi! Good morning!" The baby then realized that his little muddy hands were held tightly by Lu Xiaoxiao.

"Where have you been?" Lu Xiaoxiao's face looked so ugly, her eye sockets were sunken deeply, and there was still a green sheen.

"We, we..."

The baby's eyes rolled rapidly and he looked at Beibei as if asking for help. At this moment, Beibei suddenly sneezed loudly!

"Ah sneeze——! Beauty, ah sneeze! I, ah sneeze!"

Listening to Beibei sneezing a series of times, Lu Xiaoxiao's heart was about to be shaken out.

"I must have gotten caught in the rain and caught a cold! Hurry! Go take a hot bath first!"

As soon as Lu Xiaoxiao let go, he stood up quickly, turned around and rushed to the bathroom!

Hearing the sound of running water in the bathroom, the baby breathed a deep sigh of relief!

"It's okay! I really didn't know what to say just now, but I really can't bear to lie to our beauty!"

The baby turned to look at Beibei, only to see Beibei staring at the blurry back in the bathroom in a daze.

"Hello? What are you thinking about? You said it. You must not let my beauty know that we are following her!"

Beibei ignored the baby, just sighed softly, and slowly walked towards Lu Xiaoxiao's bedroom.

The bed was very neat, without even a wrinkle, and the quilt was not spread out at all. It was extremely cold when I reached out and touched it!

Beibei walked out of the bedroom again and saw the used cashmere blanket on the sofa and Lu Xiaoxiao's plush slippers!

She must have been up all night! She must be so worried about herself and her baby!

In the past few days, watching Lu Xiaoxiao keep taking medicine and lying in bed all day in order to protect the fetus in her belly, Beibei deeply felt her love for this child!

Beibei, who has always been rational, even got a little jealous! But now he finally understood that whether it was the baby, himself, or the fetus in Lu Xiaoxiao's belly, they were the children Lu Xiaoxiao cared about the most, and they all

It is a treasure that she can protect at all costs!

"The hot water is ready! Baby, Beibei, come and take a hot bath, a bubble bath!"

Lu Xiaoxiao's shout came from the bathroom. Beibei blinked quickly and swallowed down the tears that were about to burst out.

Beauty, this time, it’s me who will protect you! I must make you happy and make you happy!

Beibei told herself this loudly in her heart and walked quickly to the bathroom.

"Beauty, you are partial, just rub his back, I want it too!"

"Okay! Okay! Didn't Beibei sneeze?"

"I'm going to sneeze too!"

"Okay, then I'll rub the baby's back too!"

In the lively bathroom, three warm figures are blurry and laughing in the steaming heat.

By the time both the baby and Beibei had taken a bath and walked out of the bathroom wearing the same white towels and bathrobes, it was already completely bright!

"Hey! I'm so sleepy!" The baby stretched out and climbed onto the bed. "It's been a tough night!"

"It's not you!" Beibei glanced at her angrily.

"Please, please, what should I do? Those people are too timid!"

Beibei looked at the baby speechlessly, "I told you not to make trouble when you get on the next bus!"

"How could I remember that I forgot to wipe off the 'bloody tears' on my face? You also said that you didn't remind me!"

Bao Bao seemed to be quite reasonable, "It's all that coward driver's fault. It was unprofessional to abandon the car and run away. He actually sent text messages to his colleagues saying: Be careful of two ghost children wearing hats!"

Beibei felt that there were three streaks of sweat on her forehead. My brother Beibei's reputation was so inexplicably ruined by a woman!

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The baby dragon and phoenix looked sad: I can’t recommend anything? Is it because we are not cute enough? Mommy, where did we go wrong? The two of them squatted in the corner and drew circles together. If you don’t collect them, you are not a good child. I’ll let you run away at night.

I scare you in your dreams, hum! If you don’t want to have nightmares, collect it now!


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