When Mrs. Zhuang was a girl, she was quite hesitant when she saw that I wanted to stay in the temple. Seeing that she was undecided, I said, "It's easy for us to live anywhere, but these remnants of Obai must first find a place to take care of them.
And those corpses can’t be left on the roadside. It happens to be right next to this temple, so it’s perfect, what do you think, madam?”
Mrs. Zhuang had no other choice but to say: "In this case, I will obey the master's instructions."
I was overjoyed when I heard this. I wanted to be a humble monk in the temple. I immediately stepped forward and slapped the temple door hard, shouting: "Open the door, open the door. The monks inside are listening. Please open the door for me quickly."
The panicked footsteps in the temple faded away. It occurred to me that there were many monks lying on the crack of the door just now, so they could clearly see the situation outside. As soon as I called the door, everyone dispersed in fear. I was about to call the door, but my hands
The son said: "Ms. sir, it seems that the monks in the temple don't want us to go in."
I laughed and said, "They don't want to, but they don't dare. By driving us out early in the morning, they are not accepting the benefits of those dead people. The monks in this temple are so hateful that the monks forced us to come out and die."
, I don’t know which Buddha I am reciting.” After saying this, he took out the dagger, inserted it from the crack of the door, gently picked it up, and the door latch immediately broke into two pieces. With a hard push, the temple door opened. I should go first.
Got in.
There was no one in the courtyard of the temple. I thought all the monks were hiding. I walked to the main hall and shouted loudly: "Get out of here, all those bald donkeys in the temple, or I will burn this ruined temple with fire."
Now, let’s put all of you thieves and monks on the fire and roast them to eat.”
After a while, a fat monk walked out slightly, who was the abbot of this temple. When he accepted the money I gave him yesterday, his fat face smiled like a flower, and now his big, smooth head
, covered with sweat, and the fat on his face couldn't help but tremble. He tried his best to squeeze out a smile, but it was uglier than crying. He came to me, clasped his hands and said: "Give... give... give to the donor."
I took a step forward, grabbed him by the collar, and cursed: "You give me alms, you **** master, and you want me to give alms again, just like your mother's spring and autumn dream. You thief monk, you know that there is such a thing outside."
Many scoundrels actually asked you, the little bald donkey in the temple, to drive us out. They said, you are in the same group as those rebels, and I will take you to see the official."
When the abbot heard that I grouped him with the rebels, he was so frightened that his legs weakened and he knelt on the ground and said: "My lord, please forgive me. This young monk is really unjust. They are all young monks below. They took someone else's property without permission."
Yin Zi, this young monk really didn’t know that he did such an obscene thing. I have an old man above me and a young man below me. Please let me go."
Before I could react, Shuang'er burst out laughing and said, "It's okay for a monk like you to have an old one, but how can you still have a young one?" I followed Yile, kicked the abbot in the face, and cursed.
: "It turns out that you are still a flower monk. To be honest, you have abused many good women. Is there still a flower girl hidden in this temple? I have to search hard."
The abbot burst into tears and said: "The young monk slipped his tongue for a moment. Officials, please don't pay attention to my bad mouth. I am a monk in my rightful place. How can I dare to provoke any decent woman? There are girls hidden in the temple. How can I talk about it?"
Yeah." I exclaimed and said, "So you don't have any penis anymore?" The abbot said hurriedly, "No, no. The little monk does not have any penis."
I laughed and said, "Okay, I'll take off your pants and see if there are really no little monks growing down there, you thief monk. Huh, if you dare to lie to me, I won't do it."
Cut off your little monk." Upon hearing what I said, Shuang'er's face suddenly turned red, and he hurriedly ran away and stood with Mrs. Zhuang.
The abbot was so frightened that he tightly protected his crotch with his hands, his face turned gray, and he cried: "Master, please spare my life."
In front of Shuang'er and Mrs. Zhuang, I didn't want to go too far, so I said, "It's not impossible for me to spare you." Seeing my relaxed tone, the abbot hurriedly said, "What orders do you have, sir?"
, no matter what you are asked, the young monk will definitely do it."
I said: "Okay, you get up and talk." The abbot looked at my face and slowly got up. I said again: "Why are you the only one in the temple, where are the other monks?" The abbot said: "They have seen it.
The powerful officials are hiding behind the temple at this time." I said: "Call everyone out and clean up all the rooms in your temple for us to rest." The abbot hesitated: "Then where should we live?"
I glared and said angrily: "I don't care where you live, how about you go to the county jail and live there for a few days?" The abbot said hurriedly: "Don't you dare, I'll do it now, little monk." After saying that, he turned around.
Then he went. I stopped him again and said, "If you want to run away, that's up to you. I just don't know whether you can escape the dozens of masters outside or the government's pursuit." Abbot.
He wiped the sweat from his head and said: "Officials, don't worry, this young monk will never dare to escape."
I then returned to Mrs. Zhuang and said with a smile: "The monks in this temple are too abominable. If you don't scare them a few words, you may not be honest. Mrs. Zhuang, don't be surprised." Mrs. Zhuang smiled slightly and said: "Hello, Mr. Wei.
Means." Looking at Shuang'er again, I saw her covering her mouth and snickering, but she didn't dare to look at me. She couldn't help but feel happy and said to her: "Shuang'er, is there anything funny that makes me happy too?
." Shuang'er blushed and hid behind Mrs. Zhuang, saying: "No."
I said: "Look how happy you are, there must be something good that you are hiding from me. If you don't tell me, I will tickle you." Shuang'er said anxiously: "No, young mistress, Xiaobao... he said
There is a young monk below that monk..." Mrs. Zhuang's face also turned red, and she hurriedly said, "Shuang'er, don't talk nonsense." Shuang'er said, "Yes."
Mrs. Zhuang said to me sternly: "Mr. Wei, what should we do next?" I said: "Wait until the monks clean up the room and let everyone have a good rest. You have been following me for so many days. I don't think you will have a good rest."
Come on. It's still early for the officers and soldiers to arrive, so you can relax a bit."
Mrs. Zhuang said: "We have a case against us and it is not easy to meet with the officers and soldiers." I said: "It doesn't matter, I will take care of everything directly. Madam, don't worry." Mrs. Zhuang nodded and said: "That's fine. Those Ao people outside.
What should I do with the traitors who worship the party? Do you want me to order people to carry them into the temple?" I smiled and said: "I don't need to worry about it, madam, our dealers are all pretty beauties, how can they do such rough work?
There are many thieves and monks in the temple who help."
Just as he was talking, the abbot led several monks over and said with a smile: "Uncle, the rooms have been tidied up. Please go and have a rest." Mrs. Zhuang left a few women to guard outside the temple, while the others
They all followed the abbot into the backyard and arranged their living quarters. I called the abbot and said, "Ask the monks in your temple to carry all the living people outside into the main hall."
The abbot had a grimace on his face and said, "What to do with the dead?" I smiled slightly and said, "It's easy, I'll pile them all on your bed." The abbot said, "My lord, please spare me." I cursed:
"Pull all the dead people into the yard. You are a pig. I have to explain everything." The abbot said, "Yes, yes, the young monk will go and do it now." He came running over.
Mrs. Zhuang was worried and wanted to go over and watch, so I followed her to the outside of the temple. Naturally, my two sons never left my side. The abbot directed more than thirty monks to carry people into the temple one by one.
People who were injured or whose acupoints were tapped could not move their bodies, but their mouths were not idle. They had seen how ruthless the bankers were and did not dare to make mistakes. However, they were not polite to these monks and cursed them all. Think of this.
As a person from a martial arts background, his language is usually unclean, and now he is using all kinds of tricks to speak to all the ancestors of the monks, including men, women, old and young, for dozens of generations.
Although the monks were angry, they knew that those people were not good birds. If they were able to escape in the future, they monks would inevitably be unlucky. Therefore, they had to endure the anger and let others scold them. In this way, they were quite like Buddhists and the world.
It is a state of no contention, no joy and no anger. It is not known whether the cultivation has increased since then.
After carrying the living people, they started to carry the dead again. The monks were chanting sutras and chanting Buddha's name. I had never seen such a bloody scene. Each of them had an expression of pain. Some people were lying on the ground, vomiting. I looked at it and felt relieved.
Finally, the son couldn't bear it and said, "This is really embarrassing for them."
I sighed and said: "Retribution is real. People should not do too much evil. Let's go back." After saying that, I held Shuang'er with one hand and held Mr. Zhuang's hand with the other hand. Mrs. Zhuang trembled.
He glanced at me, his face suddenly turned red, he hurriedly took his hands away, lowered his head and hurried back to the temple.
Although there are not many rooms in the temple, I still reserved a large room for each of Mrs. Zhuang, Shuang'er and me, side by side. I deliberately chose my room between them.
Mrs. Zhuang returned to the room, and I followed her in with my two children. When Mrs. Zhuang saw us following us, she was stunned for a moment. I smiled and said, "If Mrs. Zhuang is tired, then we will go back to our room and let her rest."
Mrs. Zhuang said: "It's okay. We haven't seen each other for a long time, so we might as well chat. Mr. Wei, please sit down."
The two of us sat down around a round table in the room. Shuang'er took a teapot and ran out to make tea. When I saw Shuang'er going out, I took the opportunity to reach out, grab Mrs. Zhuang's hand, and said with a smile: "Long time no see, Madam."
, I am becoming more and more handsome. I have suffered a lot these days."
Mrs. Zhuang said: "Are you still blaming me for following you?" I said: "Madam is willing to follow me. That is our blessing. How dare we blame you? It's too late to be happy." Mrs. Zhuang heard the hidden meaning in my words.
, his face turned red, he pulled his hand back and said seriously: "This is a temple, please respect yourself."——
Wei Xiaobao slapped the abbot's bald head with his palm and cursed: "You old boy, you took grandpa's money and you dared to push me out. What's the matter? The money they gave me was bigger than what I gave you." The abbot shouted.
: "Sir, it's not that I am forgetful about my vote. It's really that my updates are too slow. No wonder I am."