The three of us went up the official road, and after walking for about four or five miles, Fat Toutuo felt that he was walking too slowly. Several merchants happened to be passing by on horseback, so he jumped up, grabbed them from left to right, and immediately lifted them down.
, snatched three fast horses.
Seeing how powerful he was, those people dared to get angry but did not dare to say anything. They had no choice but to watch him do evil. Fat Toutuo led the horse over and said, "Get on the horse and move like this. How long will it take you to reach the capital?" Shuang'er said to him.
He was very dissatisfied with his behavior and insisted that he return the horse to others. The two of them were in a stalemate and asked me to make up my mind.
I walked up to those businessmen, clasped my fists and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, my friend is reckless by nature. He originally planned to buy a horse from you. We are indeed in an emergency and need some of your mounts. In this way, these three
The horse is worth five hundred taels of silver, can you give it to us?"
Those people thought that their mounts had just been robbed, but they never expected that someone like me would make a fortune for nothing, so they naturally agreed in a hurry. I took out the five hundred taels of silver notes and handed them to them.
They then returned to Fat Toutuo and Shuang'er and said, "It's solved, the matter is as simple as that."
Shuang'er said to Fat Toutuo, "It's all you who cost our husband five hundred taels of silver." Fat Toutuo said, "It's just a trivial matter, but it doesn't look like it's a big deal. How can we care about these things when we are traveling in the world?"
He got on his horse and said with a smile: "I'm not a gangster, don't forget, I'm an official~~~~" He deliberately made the word "official" extra long.
As soon as Fat Toutuo raised his legs, he got on the horse and said angrily: "I know you are an official. It is easy to make money, but you can't use it like this." I saw him riding on the horse, his feet were still dragging on the ground, and I couldn't help but point at him.
Laughing loudly, Shuang'er also looked at Fat Toutuo and giggled.
Fat Toutuo said angrily, "What's so funny? I was not like this back then." Shuang'er said, "What were you like before?" Fat Toutuo said, "My name is Fat Toutuo, and I was naturally very fat before.
It's not as tall as it is now." Shuang'er wondered: "Then why did it become like this?"
Fat Toutuo's expression changed and he did not answer Shuang'er's question. I said, "You don't have to ask him. He is timid and will be scared when he mentions it. Just ask me, I know." Fat Toutuo said, "How do you know?
, Humph, it was the **** named Mao who told you again." Shuang'er said, "You know, sir, please tell me what's going on."
Fat Toutuo said, "I can't say it." Shuang'er asked curiously, "Why can't you say it?" Fat Toutuo snorted and said, "No why, I just can't say it anyway." Shuang'er looked at me strangely, and I smiled and said:
"Forget it, I won't tell you. Fat Toutuo has suffered a lot in this matter, and I'm afraid there is a shadow in his heart." Shuang'er nodded and said, "So that's the case, then I won't ask. Fat Toutuo.
Were you stretched?"
Fat Toutuo said anxiously: "You just said you wouldn't ask, why did you ask again?" Shuang'er laughed dumbly and said, "Ah, I didn't pay attention, I'm sorry, don't be angry." Fat Toutuo sighed.
He said: "That's all, if you really want to know, just ask your little treasure later, but don't mention it in front of me."
I pinched the horse's belly with my legs, rode the horse between the two of them, and said to Fat Toutuo: "Skinny man, you haven't gotten the antidote this year." Fat Toutuo trembled, his legs immediately straightened, and he straightened his body.
He actually stood up. The horse did not stop under his legs. He actually walked out from under the saddle. Fat Toutuo hurriedly caught up two steps. He got on the horse again and said, "You also know about this? It seems that you have the same surname."
Mao’s relationship is truly extraordinary.”
I didn't answer his question and said, "Are you sure you can get this year's antidote?" Fat Toutuo shook his head and said, "As long as you help me get the scriptures, I think there should be no problem." I chuckled.
Twice, she stared at him and said, "Really?" Fat Toutuo also looked at me and was stunned for a long time. Finally, he sighed and said, "I'm not sure, the leader should give it to me. I'm just worried about the leader's wife."
...Oh, just don’t bring it up.”
I nodded and said, "I'm somewhat sure that I can help you get the antidote back." Fat Toutuo was overjoyed when he heard this and said, "Seriously? How do you do it?" I smiled and said, "Look at you.
For fun, if I can help you get it, then there will be a way, but I have to meet the leader first."
Fat Toutuo said: "Although the leader and his wife like children, you are not from our sect. How can he give you the antidote?" I said: "Don't forget, I am the one who knows the whereabouts of the eight scriptures.
As you all know, I will help you get two scriptures by then, do you think I can exchange them for the antidote?"
Fat Toutuo said: "What's the use of getting only two books? If I get all eight books, the leader will be even happier." I laughed and said, "You are stupid, you got all eight books at once.
, don’t say I can’t do it, even if I have the ability to find all the scriptures, the leader will give us the antidote when he is happy. But what about next year, and the year after that? You are sure that you can win over him every year.
Huanxin, can I give you the antidote?"
Fat Toutuo finally understood and said, "You mean if you hand in one or two books a year, you can get several more years of antidote?" I nodded and said, "You can teach a child." Fat Toutuo thought for a while and said
"Isn't this a bit too disrespectful to the leader?" I looked at him and said, "You are loyal to the leader. Does the leader know?" Fat Toutuo said, "My loyal leader naturally knows." I was dumbfounded.
He said with a voice: "In my opinion, the leader only knows that you are loyal to his antidote. Otherwise, why not detoxify you all at once."
When Shuang'er heard this, he understood a little and said, "Fat Toutuo, have you been poisoned?" Fat Toutuo didn't answer her, but just sighed again and said, "Maybe what you said makes sense, I'll just follow your idea.
That's all." After a while, Fat Toutuo suddenly thought of something and said, "Why do you want to help me?"
I chuckled and said, "You finally understand. This is the point of your question. I'm not helping you in vain." Fat Toutuo said, "What do you really want?" I shrugged and said:
"It's very simple. I'll help you get the antidote, and you take me to Shenlong Island." Fat Toutuo said, "Why do you have to go to Shenlong Island?" I said, "I just praised you, but you made a fool of me again. You
If my people are captured on the island, I will always go to get them back. You can't do this, so I have to go on my own."
Fat Toutuo scratched his head and said, "What if I brought you to the island and the leader blamed me?" I scolded, "You are really stupid. You brought someone back who knows the whereabouts of the eight scriptures."
In the sect, it is unreasonable for the leader not to reward you with anything, so why would he blame you?" Fat Toutuo was overjoyed and said, "That's right, look at me, why didn't I think of that?"
Shuang'er smiled and said: "Fat Toutuo, you are with my husband-in-law, there are many unexpected things that you can do."
Fat Toutuo looked at me, then at Shuang'er, and finally couldn't help but said: "You have such a powerful girl by your side, there is Mrs. Zhuang in the courtyard, and there is some turmoil with that surnamed Mao in the palace.
, coupled with the Persian women on the island, tsk tsk, they are really not afraid of trouble." As soon as I heard him talking about these things in front of Shuang'er, I immediately became anxious and said hurriedly: "What are you talking about, Shuang'er?
He is the person closest to me, how can he be compared with others."
Fat Toutuo had a strange look on his face and said, "Really? I don't think so, haha." I glared at him and said to Shuang'er, "Shuang'er, let's go back to the capital directly. Let's not care about this thin man's matter.
He will turn back into a fat man again." Shuang'er agreed with a smile, and Fat Toutuo said hurriedly: "Don't worry, I'm not joking with you. He is really a child, and he gets angry at every turn." I said, "Then why don't you do it?
You can't talk nonsense?" Fat Toutuo said: "If you don't like to hear it, I won't say it, but you can't call me skinny anymore." I said, "What a skinny guy." Shuang'er chuckled. Fat Toutuo
He was so angry that he slapped the horse's butt, and the horse carried him on his back and trotted out, leaving the two of us behind.
Shuang'er and I ignored his annoyance and rode our horses together. Along the way, I held her little hand, talked and laughed, talked about happy things, and laughed from time to time. The fat Toutuo was not willing to be lonely, and turned the horse again.
Head, came back to us, kept urging, and finally reached a market. I wanted to change to a carriage, but Fat Tou Tuo refused to agree, saying that the carriage was too slow. I knew that he did not want to ride in the carriage alone,
He made fun of him for being a monk but couldn't stand being lonely. Fat Toutuo didn't take it seriously and said it was more interesting to walk with two of us children than alone.
I couldn't win over him, so I thought of a compromise and hired two cars to follow us. Fat Toutuo said that I was a kid and spent money carelessly. I proudly told him that this is the benefit of being an official. Not only can I control
Without telling anyone, there was too much money to spend. Fat Toutuo was fascinated and wanted to borrow Kangxi's note from me. Seeing that we were not far from the capital, how could I lend him any more money?
Not long after we arrived near the capital, we turned east and headed for Tianjin. Fat Toutuo saw that I was really going to Shenlong Island. After all, he was still a little unwilling and asked me if I could get two scriptures in Beijing before going. I went with him
He said that if he returned to the capital, he would have to deal with another emperor's mission soon. If he wanted to go to Shenlong Island, he would have no time. Fat Toutuo didn't know about becoming an official, so he had to give up.
When we arrived in Tianjin, we found an inn to stay. Early the next morning, Fat Toutuo contacted their ship on Shenlong Island. As soon as the three of us boarded the ship, the ship lifted anchor and sailed away in the wind.
.
It was the first time for me to ride on this kind of wooden sailboat. At first, I held my hands together and admired the sea scenery with great interest. After a while, I felt dizzy and started to vomit.
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Wei Xiaobao's expression was twisted and hesitantly said to Fat Toutuo: "I mainly saw that you were stretched so long by that medicine, so I wanted to ask the leader for a pill to see if I could make it longer."