He laughed and said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I know this is poison, I'm just kidding you."
Fat Toutuo said: "You knew it was poison and you still took it. If you hadn't taken it first, we might have taken down the leader just now if we suddenly launched a sudden attack. Now it's better, he's poisoned me again." I squinted.
Looking at him, he said: "With your ability, can you beat the leader?" Fat Toutuo was very angry and said: "I can't beat him, isn't there Mr. Lu, plus the Black Dragon Envoy Huang Long Envoy, there are countless
Gen Taoist, maybe there will be a chance." I smiled and said, "Really?"
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Fat Toutuo was also discouraged by what he said. He sat down on the bamboo chair and couldn't stand up straight.
I said: "We can leave tomorrow, why are you not happy?" Fat Toutuo said: "So what if we leave, I can't get the scriptures, and I don't know how I died. What is there to be happy about?" I said:
"You guys, it's like the weather in October. It changes as soon as you say it will." Fat Toutuo rolled his eyes and looked at me and said, "Does the weather in October change very quickly?" I knew I had said the wrong thing.
, ignored him, and continued: "Aren't they just a few broken scriptures? You don't have to worry about keeping them. I can get a few at any time as long as I am willing."
Fat Toutuo said: "I've been listening to you bragging all day long. I haven't seen you take out a book yet." I said angrily: "Fuck, I've been on the island these days. If I don't go back to the capital, what will I do? The palace is like
We are just like our own family, so picking up a few things is not just for fun. Besides, I know the whereabouts of the scriptures in the palace, so I can just go and get them when we get back."
Fat Toutuo's eyes lit up and he said happily: "It's so easy, why didn't you tell me earlier?" I said, "If I had told you earlier, would the leader send you two out with me?" Fat Toutuo stood up and said with a smile:
"So that's it. I really blamed you wrongly. Brother Lu, we don't have to worry now. Xiaobao only needs to take out one or two books and hand them to the leader, and the leader will reward us with the antidote. From now on, we will
You don’t have to go back to Shenlong Island anymore.”
Lu Gaoxuan still frowned and said: "You can live happily outside, but eight of my family members are on the island. I can't not come back for the rest of my life." After hearing this, I asked pretending to be strange:
"Why, Mr. Lu, don't you plan to leave the island with your whole family tomorrow?"
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, what do you think? If you are worried about them going on adventures with you, it would be a good idea to keep them here." Lu Gaoxuan said happily: "I don't worry, I don't worry, my family members are all pretty good at it. I can't do without them when I go out to do things." After saying that,
All three of us laughed.
The laughter gradually died down, and I said to Fat Toutuo: "Skinny man, do you have any lovers? Let's take her on the road together tomorrow." Fat Toutuo was not angry and said with a smile: "I am a monk, how can I have any lovers?"
.But when I look at that girl Fang today, I seem to be reluctant to let you go. Are you planning to take her with you, you little pervert?"
I pointed at him and said to Lu Gao
I'll ask my family to prepare a fine banquet, and I want to have a good celebration today." Fat Toutuo said, "Brother Lu, could it be that you have some good wine hidden away?" Lu Gaoxuan smiled without saying a word, turned around and walked out.
Not long after Lu Gaoxuan went out, there was chaos outside. I think his family members were very happy when they heard the news. They had to pack our luggage and prepare wine for us, so they were naturally very busy. Shuang'er was very busy.
Shi ran in and shouted excitedly as soon as he entered the door: "Mr. sir, can I really leave tomorrow?" I nodded and said with a smile, "Yes, I have been on the island these days." Shuang'er said happily: "That's it.
Sorry, will Sister Jiayin come with us?"
I said, "Of course you'll come with us. I know you can't let her go, so I want her to be your companion. What do you think?" Shuang'er was overjoyed and said with a smile, "Great, I'll help my sister pack her things."
." After saying that, she jumped and ran out. I didn't expect that this news would make Shuang'er so happy. She has always been calm and could not even walk, she only jumped. Fat Toutuo and I looked at her.
When I walked out, everyone burst into laughter.
Not long after, Mrs. Lu came in with good news. As soon as she entered the door, Mrs. Lu wished me ten thousand blessings, but Jiayin knelt down. I was shocked, jumped up, stepped forward to help Lu Jiayin up, and said: "Mrs. Lu,
Sister Jiayin, what are you doing?" Mrs. Lu said: "Mr. Wei is so kind to me, and it's really hard for me to repay it, so I brought my daughter here to kowtow to him." I said anxiously: "Madam, what are you talking about? It's just a simple effort.
Furthermore, Mr. Lu, Mrs. Lu, and Miss Jiayin all have special skills. This time when we leave Shenlong Island for the capital, there are still many places where we need to rely on the skills of several people. You are willing to come with me. It is your turn to thank you.
That’s it.”
Mrs. Lu congratulated her again and said, "Once the Master gives you an order, how dare you disobey me?" Fat Toutuo came over laughing and said, "Sister-in-law, please stop being so polite and hurry up and prepare something delicious. I'll
But I'm starving." Mrs. Lu said with a smile: "Look at me, I'm happy just because I'm patronizing. The dishes have just been prepared in the kitchen, I'll go and bring them over." Fat Toutuo said: "That's it, good news, but look at it.
Look what good wine your father has hidden. Dig it out. It’s not easy to carry along the way anyway, so we drank it all.” Jiayin turned around and was about to leave, but Lu Gaoxuan walked in with a small jar in his arms.
It was covered with fresh soil, showing that it had just been dug out recently.
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Fat Toutuo had already missed Fat Toutuo's body and floated into the room. Fat Toutuo missed the attack and did not turn around. He drew his body in a half arc and blocked Lu Gaoxuan again. His posture remained unchanged and he still grabbed the wine jar. Lu Gaoxuan could not avoid it.
If he could avoid it, he raised his other hand, pointed his index finger upward, and pointed at Fat Toutuo's forearm. Fat Toutuo flipped his wrist, avoided the finger, and changed his grasp to a point, intertwining with Lu Gaoxuan's hands.
I was immediately dazzled by what I saw. I knew that they were using light martial arts to fight, but I couldn't see why, and I didn't understand the key. However, Jiayin was very immersed in watching it. I thought that the two of them were using extremely high-level martial arts.
At this time, we couldn't let people look like we were amateurs, we had to show off, so we cheered loudly and shouted: "Good work. What beautiful orchid fingers." Unexpectedly, my voice made them both stop.
When he came down, Lu Gaoxuan let go of his hand, and the wine jar was snatched away by Fat Toutuo.
Lu Gaoxuan didn't take it seriously when the wine jar was taken away from him. He smiled at me and said, "I was happy for a while and played with the Fat Lord a few times. It made the young master laugh." Fat Toutuo impatiently went to remove the sealing mud on the wine jar.
But he said: "He is so ridiculous, ask him if he understands." This sentence made me so angry that I was half-dead. Grandma actually insulted me in front of Jiayin without saving any face.
I stared at him with a livid face and cursed: "You know, I saw that you were almost beaten to death by Mr. Lu, and I was afraid that your face would not look good, so I offered to help and called out "Hello". The dog didn't even do it.
Appreciate it." Fat Toutuo had opened the wine jar at this time. He closed his eyes, put it under his nose and took a deep breath. A look of intoxication appeared on his face. Then he opened his eyes and said, "I can't beat Mr. Lu.
I admit it, but it’s better than pretending to understand and still having orchid fingers, bah.”
Mr. Lu laughed and said to Jiayin: "Jiayin, go help your mother in the kitchen." Jiayin glanced at me, lowered her head and walked out. I watched her walk out, not knowing what to say. Fat Toutuo
At this time, he said: "Don't look at it, everyone has left."
I turned around and glared at him, angrily returned to my seat, and sat down. The bamboo stool creaked when I pressed on it. Fat Toutuo burst out laughing and said to Lu Gaoxuan: "See, this guy is
I'm obsessed with Jiayin. Mr. Lu, your wine is really deep. I haven't smelled it all these years. It's not a bad idea to take it out today. If I hadn't been watching, Jiayin would have been forgotten.
This little wolf cub has run away."
I was so angry that I said to Lu Gaoxuan: "Mr. Lu, I think it's enough for the two of us to go to the capital to do things. The leader can't do without Fat Toutuo here. How about we talk to the leader and keep him here?"
Come down?" Lu Gaoxuan smiled and said: "I think it's okay." Fat Toutuo's expression changed and he said hurriedly: "We can't make such a joke. I'm wrong, so why don't you leave me behind?"
"I snorted, snatched the wine jar from his hand, and said, "I can take you away, but you have to listen to me and don't cause trouble for me, you know?"
Fat Toutuo said continuously: "I know, I will stop talking nonsense in the future." I said: "Well, since you are obedient, first get rid of your bad habit of drinking, so as not to cause trouble in the future, a monk drinking alcohol all day long.
What's it like? You can't touch a drop of this wine today." Fat Toutuo said, staring straight at the wine jar in my hand, and shouted: "If you want to quit drinking, you will have to quit drinking tomorrow. How can I drink such a good wine?
It’s such a pity to drink.”
I chuckled and said, "Don't worry, we won't waste the land. Such a small jar of wine is just enough for Mr. Lu and I to drink. Just bear with it." Fat Toutuo swallowed his saliva and said fiercely: "You
It’s too cruel. You won’t even let me taste this 17-year-old fine Dukang wine.” I let out a sigh and said, “How do you know this is 17-year-old Dukang wine?” Fat Toutuo said proudly.
Said: "What's here? No matter what kind of wine it is, I can tell how old it is just by smelling it. Nothing can escape my nose."
I looked at Lu Gao
For your sake, I’ll let you take a small bite later.”——
Fat Toutuo cried: "Lord Buddha, I am not greedy for money or lust. I just like what is in this cup. If you don't let me drink, you might as well cut me up and throw me into the palace to be a eunuch."