I don’t know how long it took, but I woke up amid a burst of scolding, and a colorful figure appeared in front of my eyes. Could it be that my mother came to see me?
She walked up and down in front of me and never stopped talking: "You little bastard, you go to the casino all day long and don't learn any skills. You can't live a life as a rogue when you grow up. Look,
Yu He’s little boy Gou’er is only 14 years old today. He started working as a tailor last year. He works as a tailor with his master and earns a few bucks every month. It’s because of Yu He’s good fortune that she grew up to be such a harsh person.
Er, the shopkeeper of Li Ji's Clothing Shop in Beisheng fell in love with her. He often used money to come to her place to play tea party, and even accepted her boy as an apprentice. That boy Gou'er is so smart and sweet-tongued.
He was very sharp-eyed, and shopkeeper Li liked him very much. He always raised him as his son, and passed on all his skills to him. In three years, he almost became a figure. Many girls in our yard were made by him. Look at you again.
I slept like this all day and refused to get up even when it got dark. When I grow up, I will either make a teapot or become a rogue. I really have a hard life, giving birth to such a wasteful thing like you."
I was confused after what I heard, wondering what was wrong with my mother today for saying such nonsense.
She continued: "This time you must listen to me no matter what. Become an apprentice with Shopkeeper Wang and work hard in his coffin shop. You will also make me prosperous in the future."
I raised my head and patted my forehead and said, "Mom, what are you talking about?"
"You little bastard, you are getting more and more unruly. You are just listening to what I say. It seems that you want to eat stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots again today."
As he spoke, he rushed towards me. With a pop, I felt a huge pain in my leg. My head suddenly woke up and I sat up. "What are you doing!!! You...you...who are you?"
?”
There was a strange woman standing in front of me. She was dressed very strangely, like a character in a costume TV series. She was wearing a long skirt and long coat, and she was in colorful clothes. She was in her thirties, with a round face and a hand.
Feather duster, a pair of medium-sized eyes glared at me angrily. "You little bastard, your wings are so hard that even I dare not recognize you. I really have a white-eyed wolf. Don't fight me if you don't see me."
You little bastard." As he spoke, he raised his hand to hit me.
I quickly said: "Wait a minute, sister, have you admitted the wrong person?"
Anger, I saw the anger in her eyes. "You ask for a beating, you little bastard." The feather duster in her hand fell down.
I raised my hand and easily grabbed the other end of the feather duster, and an unknown fire arose in my heart.
At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside. The woman in front of me was stunned for a moment, then put down the thing in her hand, turned around and went out to see what was going on. At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a more fancy-dressed man appeared.
The woman stuck her head in and said, "Wei Chunfang, come out quickly, something happened." Then she retracted her head.
The woman named Wei Chunfang in front of me said "Ah" and quickly ran to the mirror next to the table to take a look, straightened her hair with her hands, turned around and walked out the door, saying to me: "Xiaobao, please wait.
Don't come out, I'll go take a look." The man had already walked out while he was talking.
Wei Chunhua!! Xiaobao!! Why is it so familiar? It’s hard to say... It’s hard to say... Am I in The Deer and the Cauldron? Have I become Wei Xiaobao? Thinking of this, I started to look at the place where I was. This is a room with more than ten people.
It was a square room with three white walls. The wall beside the door was all made of wood. The carvings looked pretty good and the hollow parts were papered. The bed I was sitting on was a huge barrel bed, just like in
It’s the same as what you see in the antique store. The tables and chairs in the house are all made of wood, with simple shapes and fine workmanship. The floor is paved with old-fashioned green. It looks like a scene in a costume drama.
I am dreaming, I must be dreaming. I have had similar dreams before, but the protagonists in the dream are Shuang'er. But the dreams I have had in the past have never been so clear and real, and this Wei Chunfang has appeared for the first time.
, it’s really interesting, I smiled and shook my head, ‘Keep dreaming and see what interesting things will happen’. I lifted up the blanket on my body and was about to get up, but suddenly there was a pain in my leg, and I realized that I was naked.
The area where Wei Chunfang hit me just now was bruised. "It's really hot enough." I gently pressed the bruised area, and a huge pain hit my brain. "It fucking hurts. Eh, that's not right."
I suddenly understood, 'Dreaming doesn't hurt.' I pressed hard again, "It hurts, it really hurts, haha, damn, I have become Wei Xiaobao, haha, Shuang'er, A'ke, here I come.
!Ha ha ha ha."
I hurriedly got up and looked for clothes. I saw some patched clothes on the bedside. I held them in my hands. Damn, this is not children's clothing. How can I wear it at such a young age? I compared it on my body. Oh, it fits quite well. By the way.
, I am Wei Xiaobao now. I am only twelve or thirteen years old. This dress is just right. Looking at the lower part of my body, it is not bad. Wei Xiaobao is not very old and has good development. His penis is not too long.
It's quite small, although it's a little bit worse than myself, but it's still a child and it will grow in the future. I put on my clothes in a few seconds and moved my hands and feet. Except for using a rope as a belt, it's basically pretty good.
Comfortable.
After walking back and forth in the room twice, I came to the bronze mirror and took a look at myself. I saw a round face in the mirror, with a pair of round eyes that showed intelligence. Haha, he looks good, just like I imagined.
almost.
While I was admiring Wei Xiaobao in the mirror, the noise outside became louder. I couldn't miss such a fun thing to go out and have a look. What if this was really a dream, and it wouldn't be a pity to wake up suddenly.
Looking for the sound, I came to a hall. I saw four or five large tables set up in the hall. The tables were full of wine and meat, as if a banquet was being held. The tables were full of people, both men and women, and people stood around the hall.
There were many women in fancy clothes, including Wei Chunfang. Everyone looked nervous and stared at the seventeen or eighteen big men with white cloths on their heads standing in the open space in the center of the hall. These big men were holding steel knives, their faces full of anger, and their eyes were full
Facing a door.
A big man shouted at the door: "Jia Laoliu, you coward, get out of here!"
Jia Laoliu, that’s right, this is The Deer and the Cauldron. This Jia Laoliu is a member of the Tiandihui. I am even more convinced of my judgment. Then these guys must be private salt dealers.
Someone in the room laughed loudly and said: "You private salt dealers dare to challenge the Tiandihui. Although I am not a hero of the Tiandihui, I will not tolerate your rudeness. Come in and let me do it to you."
Sharpen the knife.”
The person who spoke must be Mao Shiba. With my familiarity with the original work of "The Deer and the Cauldron", I immediately recognized the identity of the person speaking in the room. Haha, God was so kind to me. He actually asked me to start from the beginning.
Experience Wei Xiaobao's legendary experience, I made a fortune. Thank God, thank God, thank my parents, I also want to thank my producer, director...
Author's narration: Stop! Stop! I am so happy that you are confused. If it weren't for me, you would still be lying down in your little dark room. After thanking you for a long time, I am not around. If you get angry, I will send you back.
Don't do it. I haven't seen the twins I miss so much. I beg you, author, let me finish the story.
A crashing sound drew my attention away from the exchange with the narrator. I saw three big men holding steel knives, shouting, kicked open the door, and rushed in. Amidst a burst of ouch,
, the three people flew out and fell to the ground. Then six more big men rushed into the room. With a ping-pong-pong sound, the six people flew out again and fell on the three people who fell in front. The hall was filled with chaos.
There was a sound of ouch. At this time, no one dared to go in. An old man took a few steps, looked into the room a few times, and asked loudly: "Who are you? If you have the guts, I will reward you with ten thousand yuan."
Mao Shiba scolded: "You are not my son, and I have no intention of prostitution with your daughter. Who am I to do this stupid thing to you?"
Suddenly someone burst out laughing. I turned around and saw that it was Wei Chunfang. I was stunned and thought something bad was going to happen in the original work.
Sure enough, a salt seller stepped forward and slapped Wei Chunfang on both mouths, causing blood to flow from Wei Chunfang's mouth and nose. He also cursed: "Shut up your mouth, stinky framer."
Next, it was my turn to appear. According to the original book, I was supposed to jump out and yell at the salt seller, but when I saw that these guys were all big and round, holding murderous steel knives in their hands, and their faces were full of ferocity, my calf muscles twisted.
Although I am considered a gangster in our small town, and I often get into fights, I have never seen such a battle. They are holding big knives, not daggers used by hooligans. They are locked with bricks and chains, and the bright big blades are just a look at them.
I felt scared in my heart, let alone yelling at others.
Just when I was hesitating whether to follow the plot or not, the old man spoke to the room again: "You are not a member of the Heaven and Earth Society, so why bother to come to this troubled water? We, the Qing Gang, are not easy to mess with. We are sensible and stay here."
Give me your name so that we can have an explanation with the gang."
Mao Shiba smiled and said: "It's none of my business that you are seeking revenge against the Heaven and Earth Society. It's just that I was writing poetry, but you disturbed my elegance. How should I settle this account? It's better to call your sisters.
Come and have a good night with me, and we'll be even." When did Mao Shiba learn to write poetry? Daxia Jin never mentioned it.
The old man was so angry that he was shaking all over. At this moment, three more people walked in from outside the door and whispered a few words to the old man. The old man took out two daggers from his waist, waved his head, and the four of them rushed into the room.
.
I only heard the sound of weapons clashing, followed by the sound of furniture breaking and falling to the ground, and then a scream. I heard that the voice was not Mao Shiba's. I thought that Mao Shiba had already brought down one of the men. According to the original book
Mao Shiba killed these four salt lords with Xiaobao's help. If I don't step forward, this little Maozi may die. If he dies, who will take me to Beijing? How will I enter the palace?
How can I meet Kangxi if I can't enter the palace? How can I fall in love with Jianning's little prodigal, let alone the Shuang'er girl who will haunt me in the future? No matter what, I will fight for Shuang'er.
Thinking of this, my head started to buzz with heat. I took two steps forward, leaned over, picked up a steel knife, and rushed into the room.