As soon as I heard Fat Toutuo say that my blood can detoxify, I immediately got angry and said, "Don't even think about it. I spent so much effort to rescue you, but you want to drink my blood. What a dream."
Fat Toutuo said: "What are you afraid of if you shed a little blood? It's not going to kill you. You can't watch everyone die in front of you." I said: "Is this a little blood? Calculate how much there is on the boat.
People, if you drink a little each, can I still live?" Lu Gaoxuan said: "Brother Wei, don't worry, the fat venerable is just joking."
I said, "Look at the look in his eyes. He's not joking. He clearly wants to eat me. Huh, do you think I'm Tang Monk?" Fat Toutuo said, "Who wants to eat you? I still think it's your fault."
The meat stinks. You don't want to give up any blood, you don't look like a man." I said angrily: "You look like a man, why don't you let everyone eat the blood?" Fat Toutuo said: "I don't have any blood.
Use it, even if you eat it, you still can't detoxify."
I said: "Who said your blood is useless? I just want this mouthful. I will take Maoxuewang at night. You can go to the kitchen to drain the blood and cut off the large intestine and hairy belly by the way. By the way,
There are also kidneys, remember to ask for cut flowers from the kitchen." Fat Toutuo said angrily: "You think I am a pig." I said: "Who said you are not? How can you be so stupid? You want to eat my blood but don't want to order anything else.
If you ask me for a solution, I will give it to you." Fat Toutuo was stunned for a moment and said, "What will I do if I don't follow you?"
I laughed and said, "I've been suffering from hemorrhoids these past few days, and there's always blood in my bowel movements. Why don't you wait for me to go to the hut and go find it yourself?" Fat Toutuo was furious. He cursed, "You kid asked me to do it again."
Eat shit." Shuang'er laughed and said, "Fat Toutuo, why did you say the word 'again'?" I said, "He eats it often, so of course he said the word 'again'." Fat Toutuo stood up angrily.
Come, roll up your sleeves and say, "I'm so angry that I have to beat you up today."
I took a step back and said, "You kid, dare to touch me. I will actually put the antidote in the shit and make you eat shit." Fat Toutuo said angrily, "I want to see who is it today."
He can eat shit." Just as he was about to take action, Lu Gaoxuan said, "Wait a minute." After saying that, he stood up and stopped Fat Toutuo and said to me, "Brother Wei, what did you just say? Do you have an antidote?" Fat Toutuo was also stunned and said.
: "Yes, you said you put the antidote in feces, is it possible that you really have the antidote?"
I snorted and said, "It was there originally, but it made you angry, and now it's gone." Fat Toutuo yelled, rushed over and picked me up. Shuang'er thought he was going to attack me, so he was busy
I rushed up and clicked a few fingers on him, but my fingers hurt from the shock, and I screamed out in pain. Fat Toutuo lifted me up and spun me around twice, and laughed and said, "What a good boy. I am really yours. You actually did it to me."
Why didn't you tell us earlier when you got the antidote?"
Fortunately, the cabin was extremely spacious and the ceiling was very high, so my head didn't hit the ceiling. I quickly shouted: "Look at how useless you are, let me down quickly." Fat Toutuo was very obedient and quickly put me down.
, he actually bent down and patted my clothes. I rolled my eyes at him and said, "It's not stained with soil, why are you patting it?" Fat Toutuo made a hey, not daring to answer.
I walked up to Shuang'er, took her little hand, and said distressedly: "How are you doing, are your fingers okay?" Shuang'er endured the pain and said, "He's so hard." I said to Fat Tou Tuo angrily.
"Look at the good thing you did, you made both my children's fingers swollen." Fat Toutuo said embarrassedly: "She hit me. I didn't do anything." I said angrily: "You are not lucky with her.
Will it hurt?"
Fat Toutuo said with a bitter face: "I have no luck. This is really an injustice." Lu Gaoxuan smiled and said: "Okay, okay, it was a misunderstanding. Shuang'er's hand did not hurt the bones. It's okay, Fat Venerable,
Just give Shuang'er some help." I said, "No, Shuang'er must say this. Good Shuang'er, if you can't touch him with your fingers, you can poke him twice with my dagger."
Fat Toutuo was shocked and asked: "Then am I still alive?" Shuang'er chuckled and said: "Forget it, I didn't blame him in the first place. It was me who misunderstood and thought he was going to hit you." I said:
"Then it's even more his fault, Shuang'er, otherwise you'd tickle him. People with hard bodies are ticklish."
Unexpectedly, as soon as I said the words, Fat Toutuo's face changed and he shouted: "No." I saw that his expression was abnormal, and I couldn't help but wonder: "Why not? Could it be that... you are ticklish?" Fat Toutuo couldn't answer.
"No... not afraid." I said with a 'ha', "I know, your kid has a cover, hey, is it under his armpit? What a good boy, go and scratch his armpit and kill him.
Boy." Fat Toutuo was frightened and fled to the cabin door, shouting: "Don't come over, I'll fall out."
I took out the bottle of Baotai Yijin Pill antidote that Mrs. Hong gave me from my arms, and said with a smile: "Don't you want the antidote? Come here and ask Shuang'er to tickle a few times, and I will detoxify it for you."
." Fat Toutuo stared at the bottle in my hand, swallowed, and said, "Then I might as well die."
Seeing him looking ready to run away at any moment, I felt very happy, so I sat down and said to Lu Gaoxuan: "Mr. Lu, please sit down. If he doesn't want to be with us, just forget it. Let's chat slowly." Lu Gaoxuan.
Yiyan sat down and said with a smile: "Brother Wei is really amazing. He actually saw where the fat brother's cover is at a glance." I said: "That's because he is stupid. His expression is so exaggerated that only a fool can't see it."
Fat Toutuo said: "That is a fatal place, how can I not be nervous?" I laughed and said: "So you are stupid, look at me." As he spoke, he raised his arms, rolled up his sleeves, and exposed the
I tapped the stainless steel wristband with my fingers, and then said: "I was afraid that someone would grab my arm, so I made something like this and put it on. Look, how strong it is. Even if it's chopped by a knife or an axe, I'm not afraid of it."
." Fat Toutuo said: "This is your arm, of course it's okay. I'm covering the door in my armpit. What can I do? I can't put two iron lumps under my armpit."
Lu Gao
He looked at Shuang'er again, walked over slowly, and said seriously: "Seriously, you must not tell anyone where my secret door is, or I will be in trouble." I poured him a glass of wine.
, said: "Don't worry, how could I tell others such a piece of news that is beneficial to me? If you dare to mess with me again in the future, hehe, I will scratch you to death."
Fat Toutuo said with a smile: "I don't dare, I don't dare anymore. You got the antidote for our brothers. You gave me my life. How dare I go against you again." I glanced at him and said,
He said, "I didn't say I would give you the antidote, but you still want to drink my blood." Fat Toutuo's face turned red and he said, "Good brother, just spare me."
Having raised enough tailwind flags, I got off the slope, uncorked the bottle, poured out an antidote, held it in my hand, and said to Lu Gaoxuan: "Mr. Lu, do you think this is the antidote?" Lu Gaoxuan reached out and took it.
, looked at it carefully, put it under his nose and smelled it, and said happily: "Yes, yes, this is the antidote to Baotai Yijin Pill. Haha, fat brother, now we are saved." Fat Toutuo was overjoyed.
, took the pill from Lu Gaoxuan's hand, and pretended to look at it for a long time, but suddenly raised his hand, put the antidote into his mouth, stretched his neck, and swallowed it.
Lu Gao
I'll feed it to you in the stool, haha, hahaha." Fat Toutuo said: "That's not possible, I can't guess what you are thinking." Lu Gaoxuan smiled and shook his head and said, "Brother Fat and Wei
The brothers have been together for a long time, and they have become so interesting."
I poured out eight pills from the bottle and handed them to Lu Gaoxuan. Lu Gaoxuan took them carefully, took out a handkerchief from his arms, wrapped it carefully, and put it in his arms. I put the cap on the bottle and put it in my arms.
Toutuo looked up and said, "How much is in your bottle?" I shook my head and said, "It's gone. There's just enough left for those Persian women." Fat Toutuo sighed and said, "It's gone.
Not even one pill is much? Can you give me one more?" I glanced at him and said, "Who do you want to help? Could it be that your kid really has a crush?"
Fat Toutuo said: "What are you talking about? I just want to help my senior brother get one. He went to Liaodong to do business. I don't know if it will go well. If the leader doesn't give him the antidote when he comes back, it will be troublesome." I said: "
Who is your senior brother?" Fat Toutuo said, "My senior brother's name is Shou Toutuo." I asked again, "Why did he go to Liaodong?" Fat Toutuo said, "It's also about the forty-two chapters. I heard you say forty
Chapter 2 has been revealed. He will definitely not gain anything from his trip to Liaodong this time. Alas, I don’t want anything to happen to him."
I nodded and said: "Since he is your senior brother, he must be good at martial arts. I just don't know if he is willing to help me." Fat Toutuo said: "Definitely, senior brother and I have a very close relationship. I said
He will definitely listen to you, as long as you give me the antidote, I will definitely let him follow you and never return to Shenlong Island."
I took out the porcelain bottle again, poured out a pill to him, and said: "Okay, I will believe you once. In fact, you brothers will not suffer any loss if you follow me. You can enjoy good food, good clothes, and good food. You are so free and happy. It is no better than in
The Shenlong Sect is hundreds of times stronger. I don’t want you to do much. At most, you can help me fight. Bullying is what you are good at. It’s just what you like.” Fat Toutuo happily put it away.
Antidote, said repeatedly: "That's that. If senior brother knew about it, I don't know how happy he would be."
Lu Gaoxuan got the antidote and couldn't sit still anymore. He was anxious to share it with his wife and children, so he stood up and left. I was about to say something more to him when the cabin door banged. Shuang'er went over and opened it.
When I opened the door, I saw Blue Fish walking in and said to me: "What are you talking about with the door closed?"
(End of Volume 2)——
Lanyu was furious and said angrily: "What are you doing? The second volume is over as soon as I appear. It's obvious that Xiaobao is against me. This time my wife sent me to follow him and specifically told me to do it."
It's good for his political and ideological work. If he makes such a fuss as soon as he comes on stage, what will I do in the future?"