When Mao Shiba heard that the gift I was going to give was actually the head of a dead man, he opened his eyes wide and said in succession: "Okay, okay, everyone will be happy with such a good thing, and I, the guarantor, will also have face."
Immediately he wanted to take me to the location of Tiandihui Aoki Hall. I asked him to wait in the tavern, while I rushed home and took out the box containing the head.
The weather was hot, and the head inside the box began to stink, and it came out faintly from the box. I wrapped two layers of cloth outside to cover up the smell. Xiaolian was still a little shy when she saw me, and I didn't have time to say more to her.
, just hugged and kissed her, and never left.
Back at the tavern, Mao Shiba found a carriage somewhere, and he became a groom. With a flick of his whip, the horse started running. On the way, Mao Shiba asked me about Xiaolian, and I told him
When they heard that I was married to Xiaolian, Mao Shiba was very angry. He scolded me for being a eunuch but harming other girls, how Xiaolian was miserable after following me, etc. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and I didn't explain myself.
He's a fake eunuch, just let this thing talk nonsense.
The car left the capital city directly and walked several miles before arriving at a large courtyard. Several people stood in front of the courtyard door and whistled from afar. Two more people ran out of the courtyard and recognized
Mao Shiba came to the carriage and said: "Shiba, what's in the car?" Mao Shiba said: "In the car is my good brother, I brought him to join the party." The expressions of the two people changed.
I said, "You bastard, how could you bring someone here casually?" I raised the curtain of the car and looked into the car. I punched him and said, "Brother Wei Xiaobao, I have seen the heroes of the Tiandihui."
I was shocked and shouted: "It's a eunuch." Immediately, five or six big men rushed out of the courtyard and surrounded the car. My scalp was a little numb and I didn't know what to do. At this time, a Taoist priest walked out of the courtyard and asked: "
What's the matter?" The man from before ran over and said, "Taoist Master Xuanzhen, Mao Shiba brought a eunuch back and said he would join the congregation."
Xuanzhen glanced at me and said, "Mao Shiba, what's going on? Don't you know the rules in the meeting?" Mao Shiba hurriedly jumped out of the car, ran to Xuanzhen's side, and whispered a few words in his ear.
After saying this, Xuanzhen was immediately moved and said, "Everyone has come into the courtyard to talk. What do you call this brother of yours?" Mao Shiba said, "His name is Wei Xiaobao." Xuanzhen hugged me and said, "Please Wei."
Come in and have tea." The people around me were dumbfounded and got out of the way. Some people came to help me when I got off the car, and some even reached out to pick up my suitcase. I waved my hand to stop and followed Xuan.
Zhen entered the courtyard.
Xuanzhen led me to a wing, ordered someone to bring tea and snacks, asked Mao Shiba to chat with me, and then turned around and went out. Not long after, several people stood far outside the door, stretching their heads into the room.
Looking and pointing, I felt very proud, crossed my legs, and ate some snacks. Mao Shiba also looked excited, and kept saying to me: "You are so handsome now, brother, you are so good
of."
Not long after, a man ran in and said a few words in Mao Shiba's ear. Mao Shiba nodded and said to me: "Good brother, can you give us the head first?" I waved my hand and said: "Take it.
Go, what do I need for this trouble?" In fact, this head is still very useful to me. Duo Bai's death has already earned me Xiaolian. Although Rong'er almost got it, I might still have a chance.
In the future, I can hold the head and go to the banker's compound to exchange for a pair. I have killed so many people with this thing. I don't know how much money I can get in exchange for beautiful women. It's just that the weather is hot and there were no refrigerators in ancient times. I will only keep it for two days.
He's afraid that his parents won't recognize him even if he dies, so it's better to be a favor now.
The man thanked him, picked up the box and walked out. After a while, a gong sounded outside, and people in the yard entered a gate one after another. Mao Shiba also wanted to go, but he hesitated and sat down again.
He came down and said to me: "This gong is to call everyone together. We haven't seen each other for a long time. I will accompany you." I laughed twice and said: "I'm fine. You are busy with your work. I will have snacks here." Mao Shi
Ba said: "It doesn't matter, Taoist Master Xuanzhen wants me to accompany you. It doesn't matter if I don't go."
So I asked him some things about the Tiandihui. Mao Shiba really didn’t know anything about it. I’m afraid he didn’t know more than I did. It seemed that this old man really didn’t have any weight in the Tiandihui. He was just a robber outside.
What a promising career, why would you want to wade into such troubled waters?
Seeing that I couldn't ask anything from him, I lost interest and just started eating. After a long time, a man ran over, clasped his fists and said, "Master Wei, please come to the hall to speak." I stood up and followed.
He entered the lobby, and Mao Shiba followed me silently.
As soon as I entered the hall, I saw a large room full of people, all wearing white cloths on their heads and tied with white belts around their waists. They seemed to be quarreling and noisy. There was a mourning hall in the hall, with an incense table clearly placed on it.
It seemed that they were worshiping the dead incense owner. There was a man at the door. When he saw us coming in, he handed each of us two pieces of white cloth. Mao Shiba tied the white cloth around his head and waist, and I did the same.
It's done.
Several people saw us coming in and said one after another: "Here he comes, here he comes." Xuanzhen was standing in front, and when he saw me, he said loudly: "Brother Wei is here, let's not fight.
"Everyone, please listen to what he says first before making a decision." The voice was loud and suppressed all the sounds. This is probably the so-called internal force, which is better than using a tweeter. The hall suddenly became quiet, and all eyes were focused on it.
It came to me. Being stared at by so many people all of a sudden, I just felt uncomfortable all over. Xuanzhen said again: "Brother Wei, please come to the front. We all have something to ask you." There is no way, things have come to this.
, there is no way to retreat, so we have to step forward.
Xuanzhen waited for me to come closer and said, "Brother Wei, tell everyone how you killed Ao Bai." I cleared my throat and started to brag, starting with how I planned to lure Ao Bai into the trap.
How I led all the eunuchs and warriors to fight against Aobai, how ferocious and unusual Aobai was, how many eunuchs and warriors I killed, and finally how I killed Aobai with the Shaolin secret skill of Great Kindness and Compassion, Qianye Palm. All I can say is that the ghosts and gods were astonished and everyone cried.
I was mesmerized and admired endlessly. After I finished speaking, everyone in the hall nodded or shook their head, smacked their lips or sighed, and the way they looked at me changed.
No one spoke for a long time. Xuanzhen was the first to wake up. He glanced at the crowd and said, "What do you guys say?" Someone in the crowd said, "We swore an oath in front of Yin Xiang's spirit. Whoever kills Yao worships us.
We worship him as the master of incense. Since it was brother Wei who killed him, we can just worship him as the master of incense." Someone next to Xuanzhen shouted: "This person named Wei is a Manchu eunuch, how can we call him "Heaven and Earth"?
He is the master of incense and has spread to the world. Do we still have the shame to fool around?" My heart sank and I cursed in my heart: "Who the hell is this grandson? You will be happy when I become the master of incense." At this time.
Another person in the crowd shouted: "After all, you Jia Laoliu, you just want your brother-in-law to be the incense master, but you don't want brother Wei to do it, and your brother-in-law can't do it either. I, Blind Cui, am the first to refuse."
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This man named Jia Laoliu jumped up and cursed: "Blind Cui, what are you so crazy about? Not to mention Master Guan, let me first get acquainted with you who don't know the heights of the world. Come on, come on, let's go outside and make some gestures."
Blind Cui over there also started scolding: "Damn it, ancestors, you brat is just a dog in the power of others. I'm not afraid of you. Just compete with each other. The one who doesn't dare is the grandson." Everyone tried to persuade him, and the two of them cursed at each other a few more times.
Then it stopped.
A man walked out of the crowd. He was tall and tall, with a red face and a long beard. He was very majestic. I thought to myself that this person was Master Guan. Master Guan stroked his long beard and said, "Brothers, please don't quarrel.
We can discuss who to choose as the incense master later, but if this little eunuch does it, I'm afraid it will really damage the reputation of our Tiandihui." Many people nodded in agreement. Even the blind man Cui stopped talking. Master Guan looked at it
Everyone agreed with his statement and were very satisfied. They turned to the person next to them and said, "Brother Li, what do you say?" Shen Ling, the man named Li next to him, took a moment and said, "I also think this matter is difficult. Let's listen to the brothers.
Views."
Seeing that things had changed, I couldn't help but feel anxious, so I wanted to tell the eunuch that I was a fake. Suddenly, a man ran outside and shouted as soon as he entered the door: "The chief helmsman is here!!"
Xuanzhen said happily: "If Qingmu Hall is hosted by Brother Wei, we all will have endless recommendation tickets. We can eat well and drink hot food. We can go to the brothels and call two fans at a time, one for fun and one for leisure. I will also have to do it in the future.