Chapter Fifty-Five: Brothers, How are you, Fifth Chief?
I saw that Kangxi was in a good mood, so I took the opportunity to say, "Master Ai, why don't we sit inside for a while and have a few drinks with everyone." Kangxi smiled and said, "No rush, no rush, let's watch the excitement here first.
I have never seen such a sight."
It was probably Kangxi's first time out of the palace, and everything he saw was new. It was rare to see such a large crowd and such a festive scene in the palace, so naturally he wanted to see enough. I stood with him at a distance, looking at him from a distance.
Pointing from far away, any funny thing would make Kangxi laugh. It would often attract people's attention. I was a little worried about his safety. After all, this was not in the palace. Any small mistake might cost me.
Lao Ming reminded him: "Young Master, there are many people here and we are not in the palace after all. It is better to go in and watch upstairs. It is always safer to have the old prince accompanying you." Kangxi saw Prince Kang.
I threw money happily upstairs, my heart was moved, I couldn't help but move my steps, but I said: "What are you afraid of, this is the capital, these people are my people, there is no safety, I want to fight with the people
Let's have fun together." I said: "Yes, the emperor also went upstairs to scatter money. This is called benefiting the people, so he scattered the emperor's dew, but it was a great blessing for the people." Kangxi suddenly laughed wildly and almost fell to the ground.
I hurriedly stretched out my hand to support him, but Li Dequan wanted to come over and help me from afar, but he didn't dare. Ever since he bumped into me fighting with the emperor, and the emperor issued a strict order to keep it secret, he would stay far away whenever I was with the emperor.
I was afraid that if I saw or heard something again, I would be silenced by the emperor.
After a long time, Kangxi took his breath and said, "You just don't want to study hard. It's so hard that you want me to go up to the flower bed and pee in front of the people. Haha." Only then did I understand that sprinkling nectar meant peeing.
I was just annoyed that the hateful TV series misled people and used these sentences indiscriminately. I accidentally took it to heart. I thought it was a good sentence, so I changed a word to flatter the emperor. Unexpectedly, it made a big joke.
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Zhang Derbiao was on the steps. He had seen the two of us coming. He rushed out with a few people and escorted us in. Kangxi changed into casual clothes, but he didn't recognize him. When we entered the restaurant, I led Kangxi upstairs, and the waiters all went up.
Guidance:
"This young man is so handsome."
"Isn't that right? He's even prettier than Eunuch Gui."
"Who dares to say anything bad about Eunuch Gui? I'm worried about him."
"Look at how hot this girl is. She is obsessed with Eunuch Gui."
"This young master is good-looking, and he looks like someone from a wealthy family. He is definitely not a eunuch."
Kangxi and I looked at each other and smiled, and our walking postures were a little different. Both of us were indescribably chic. When we reached the third floor, we almost tripped over each other and rolled down the stairs. We quickly supported each other and stood firm.
Walking slowly towards the room where Prince Kang was, Kangxi sighed as he approached the door and said softly: "It would be great if you weren't a eunuch." I almost couldn't help but tell the truth.
A waiter in front of the door was a little panicked when he saw two handsome guys approaching. He started to push the door open, but I stopped him. I smiled and said, "You wait here, I will come by myself." The waiter blushed.
He nodded and glanced at Kangxi again. Kangxi smiled at her and the waiter almost fainted. Kangxi motioned to me and asked me to go in first. I understood what he meant and wanted to surprise the people in the room.
, but I thought it would have a frightening effect, so I pushed the door open and walked in. Inside the house, a group of old royal relatives were having a good time. Prince Kang and the two young princes were throwing gold and silver on the flower stand. When everyone saw me entering, they all shouted.
I got up and insisted on punishing me with wine. Prince Kang also returned to his seat and said that I must drink today's wine. I understood that he meant to celebrate for me, so I had to smile and bow to everyone and said: "Everyone, sir
Don't be anxious, it's not that I don't want to drink this wine, but I have a friend today, waiting for me outside the door to accompany him, and I have to go, so I have no choice but to offend you." Everyone refused to do anything after hearing this.
, even Prince Kang was not happy anymore, and said: "Who is so proud that you insist on accompanying him? He doesn't even care about us royal relatives. Call him in and show us. If your boy is
Play tricks with us and see if I don't squeeze out your egg yolks to feed the flies." Someone immediately said, "Kang Kang, you are so confused. Where can he squeeze out the egg yolks for you? If he squeezes out the egg yolks from Fu Quan'er, it's almost the same.
." Prince Na Yu immediately shouted: "Seventh Uncle, you are amusing me, Fifth Brother's balls are big, you want to squeeze his balls." Prince Gong also shouted: "Second Brother, what are you doing with me? Tenth Uncle's balls are
The biggest one I’ve ever seen when I was a kid.” The scene was quite confusing for a while.
I looked helpless and said with a grimace: "Okay, please don't make trouble. I'm just going to invite this friend out for everyone to see. I just hope that everyone will see my thin face and don't make it difficult for him."
"As he spoke, he opened the door, stretched out his head to signal Kangxi outside, then turned around and sang: "My beloved son is here~~~~~~~~~~~"
Prince Kang let out a sigh and cursed: "You little monkey, why are you playing tricks with men? I want to see how you, the son-in-law, were born... Ah!! Your Majesty!!!" His face suddenly turned pale, and he looked at Xu.
Kangxi walked in slowly. The royal family also recognized Kangxi's appearance at this time. They all stood up and knelt down together. Kangxi shook the fan in his hand (Xiao Xuanzi also knew how to use a fan to show off to me),
He said: "No need to worry, no need to worry. I came here today to play with everyone, and sit down with everyone. Today, we don't care about the king or the minister, so we will skip those etiquettes and have a good time." Only then did everyone lose their panic and look on their faces.
Everyone looked happy, but no one dared to sit down. I dared to pull out a chair, and Kangxi sat down. He waved his hands to everyone and said, "Sit down and talk, don't be too formal."
Everyone watched Kangxi sit down, and then they slowly sat down, but they didn't dare to sit down fully, with only half of their buttocks on the chair, ready to get up at any time. With the emperor here, and all the royal relatives sitting with him, no matter how arrogant I am
He didn't dare to sit anymore, so he had to stand behind Kangxi. Seeing that everyone was uncomfortable, Kangxi said with a smile: "I just seemed to hear everyone discussing about eggs. Is there any result? Whose is bigger?"
" Before he finished his sentence, he burst out laughing. Seeing the emperor's joyful laughter, everyone no longer cared about it, they all laughed, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became very relaxed.
After everyone calmed down, Kangxi said again: "Today is the day when Prince Kang's restaurant opens. I will borrow flowers to offer to Buddha and give Prince Kang a glass of wine." As he spoke, he picked up the wine glass. I quickly took the wine pot from the side and filled the glass.
Prince Kang was so excited that his face turned red. He took the wine tremblingly and said, "I don't dare to take it. I would like to take this wine to wish my emperor a long life, and wish me the Qing Dynasty forever. Long live, long live, long live." He drank it in one gulp.
As soon as he was done, tears seemed to be squeezed out of the corners of his eyes. Others also followed up and said: "Long live my emperor, long live the emperor." Kangxi frowned and said: "Why do you act like the court? I said, today
I’m here to play with everyone, it’s fun if you all relax.”
Seeing that the old fool Prince Kang was making the scene dull again, I stepped forward and said, "Since the emperor is here to play with everyone, why not make a drinking order to make it more lively." Kangxi was overjoyed and said: "It's wonderful, wonderful.
, let's make a drinking order, and the loser will be fined a large drink. Xiao Guizi, you come up with the questions and be fair." I was dumbfounded when I heard this. I can only draw fists, so I don't know how to make a drinking order. I originally planned to let
The emperor and his ministers were looking for fun, but Kangxi actually asked me to pose the question. I had no choice but to laugh and said: "If the drinking order starts, how can we all be the emperor's opponents? I'm afraid you will be drunk by the emperor in a short time. You
Look, Prince Kang’s face changed color when he heard about the drinking order. Your Majesty, please let him go and try something else.” Prince Kang was so angry that he wanted to stomp me and give me a fierce look.
Kangxi said with a smile: "I will listen to you today. We will play whatever you say." I knew he was celebrating for me and wanted to give me face, so he smiled and said: "How about punching?" As soon as the words came out, everyone shook their heads and shook their hands.
, Prince Kang said: "With the emperor here, how can we do those things in the market, it is too indecent." I said: "This is lively enough, is Prince Kang afraid?" Kangxi urinated and became the emperor, how could he have a chance?
I was learning boxing, but I had never seen it before. Sure enough, I asked: "How is this boxing done? Is it indecent?" I briefly introduced how to box. Unexpectedly, Kangxi was very interested and asked again from the beginning in great detail.
After talking about it again, all the emperors also interrupted to talk about the skills involved. Kangxi was really smart. He learned it in a short time. After three rounds of competition with Prince Yu, he actually won one round. He was overjoyed and said: "This punch is really good."
It's interesting. Two people's hands come up with different numbers each, but they have to calculate the sum of the two in a very short time. It not only exercises people's reaction, but also makes them familiar with the method of addition and subtraction. I think it is very suitable for children.
For enlightenment, we might as well promote it across the country so that every child can practice some boxing before studying, which may inspire intelligence."
Everyone was extremely impressed by what he said. Even I had to look at this little Xuanzi with admiration. I didn’t expect that he could use the guessing game that was so popular in the streets to teach. He is indeed a man who does great things. His intelligence is probably higher than mine.
So a little bit.
Next, Kangxi started guessing boxing with everyone. After all, he was a newbie and his hands were a little rusty, but boxing was different from other drinking games. Prince Kang and others couldn't pretend to lose. After a while, Kangxi
After losing more than a dozen rounds and drinking seven or eight glasses of wine, I had the intention to drink two glasses of wine for him, but because he was in high spirits, he wouldn't let me drink for him. I didn't finish the round, so I became a little drunk. Everyone was drunk.
Although I was a little in awe of him, we had drunk a lot of wine in the first visit, and after a few punches in the second visit, we got closer to each other, but they refused to let me drink instead. I was afraid that Kangxi would get drunk, so I glanced at Prince Kang anxiously.
Prince Kang didn't drink much wine, and he originally planned to play a game with Kangxi. When he saw my wink, he came to his senses and stopped other princes from playing with Kangxi again. Kangxi refused and insisted on playing with Kangxi again.
Prince Kang punched twice.
I stepped forward and whispered: "Your Majesty, they are all drunk. Let's... don't chase these poor bandits and spare them for once. There are many princes and ministers in other houses. Let's go and have a meeting."
Kangxi said: "This wonderful book will be off the list in the near future. The families of the ministers must keep it in their collections. Don't find this book by then, and you don't have the regret medicine to buy it."