Tongshan Gou was startled, shrunk his neck, and quickly responded with a smile: "Sister-in-law, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! I was checking whether the tires of the car were inflated!"
"I'll let you go this time. If I dare to do it next time, I'll break your dog's legs directly." Gao Yue glanced at Tongshan Gou coldly, then stepped onto the Land Rover off-road vehicle and sat down leisurely.
Tian Xiaohai also got into the car.
"Sister-in-law, sit tight, brother, I'm going to drive." Tongshan Gou also got into the car. The guy smiled and shouted, and immediately started the car.
The car started to drive slowly.
Tian Xiaohai and Gao Yue sat in the back seat, carefully looking at the layout of the car.
The two were surprised to find that the inside of the car was much wider than an ordinary Land Rover, and the top of the car was obviously much higher, and it also had a suspended ceiling.
"You didn't modify the Tongshan Dog car yourself, did you?" Tian Xiaohai asked curiously.
"Haha! Yes, I did modify this car myself. By the way, brother, it must not be very comfortable for you and your sister-in-law to sit in the back! Come on, let me change the mode for you two." Tongshan Gou agreed with a smile.
With a sound, I suddenly saw it press a button, and soon I saw the seats in the back row raised up consciously, and then stretched forward.
"Why is this seat still moving?" Gao Yue's eyes widened in surprise, and he quickly retracted his legs in fright.
"Brother, sister-in-law, take off your shoes. I will give you a taste of the upgrade service now." Tongshan Gou responded with a smile and saw him press the button again.
Tian Xiaohai didn't think much, just took off his shoes and curled up his legs.
Gao Yue also took off her shoes and folded her legs.
Soon I saw a glass-like barrier hanging down from the roof of the car. It was frosted and patterned. The front row could not be seen from the back, and the front row could not be seen from the back row.
A barrier separates the front row from the back row, while the rear seats extend forward and backward.
"This car is too high-tech!" Gao Yue said with a surprised look.
"Yes! The seat turned directly into a small double bed." Tian Xiaohai smiled and sighed.
Hearing this, Gao Yue lowered her head and was startled: "What's going on? Why did this seat suddenly become a bed?"
After finishing speaking, I suddenly heard the sound on the roof of the car, and the voice of Tongshan Dog came: "Sister-in-law, you and your eldest brother can enjoy it slowly in the back! I will drive the car for you in the front. You only need to set the goal
Just tell me. I have upgraded the cabin for you two. Now it is a couple's box mode. You two can play as you want in there. Don't worry, there are no surveillance cameras here and there is absolute privacy. Come on, I'll give it to you.
Please play some more passionate music!"
Soon I heard a burst of very exciting dance music coming from the speakers.
The host was shouting slogans inside, and from time to time he would also say some unfashionable and even obscene jokes.
"One, two, three, four, five, brother is working so hard...Two, four, six, seven, eight, my sister-in-law is having fun... Six, seven, eight, ninety, come two or three more times..."
Listening to the unpopular music, Gao Yue felt ashamed and angry, her cheeks flushed.
She angrily yelled at the front: "Hey, that person in front, what are you doing? Why are you playing all this messy music?"
"Sister-in-law, what did you say? I can't hear you!" Tongshan Gou shouted with a smile: "Do you want paper or a condom?"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "thud" sound, and a storage compartment lowered from the top of the car roof, and then automatically popped open. What appeared in front of Gao Yue and Tian Xiaohai was a box of tissues and condoms.
Gao Yue was so angry that she gritted her teeth: "What does this bastard think? When did I say I wanted these?"
She was so angry that she smashed the car with her hands.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Son of a bitch, stop the car, stop the car!" Gao Yue shouted loudly.
"Sister-in-law, what do you want?" Tongshan Dog's greeting came from the stereo: "Do you want pajamas? Yes, yes, yes, I have prepared these for a long time! You and my eldest brother have both."
Just as he was talking, he heard another "sudden" sound, and suddenly saw the storage compartment that popped up earlier, and a lid next to it automatically popped open. There was only a "pop" sound, and a package of things fell from the top of the car.
Tian Xiaohai looked up and saw that the transparent plastic bag contained a set of men's disposable underwear and women's disposable underwear.
What's even more surprising is that the women's underwear is actually a sexy version.
Gao Yue was furious when she saw this.
She grabbed a pack of underwear, pointed at Tian Xiaohai's head and cursed angrily: "Tian Xiaohai, what do you mean? If you want to take advantage of me, you don't need to let your men do this little trick! If you like it,
Wouldn't it be better for me to boldly pursue this young lady?
?Do you think that using such shameless means, I will cause trouble with you in the car? You think so, I, Gao Yue, am not that kind of woman. I don’t care how you got involved with other women, but
It's impossible for me, Gao Yue, to just give it to you like this."
When this beauty said this, Tian Xiaohai also looked embarrassed.
He shrugged helplessly and said: "This is not what I meant, this is what Tong Shan Gou meant. This bastard may have misunderstood our relationship."
"It's okay to misunderstand the relationship. Anyway, we have to pretend to be a couple when we go to the casino." Gao Yue glanced at Tian Xiaohai and said coldly: "But what are you doing with these tricks? How could I be with you?
On this occasion, we have sex! What do you think of me, Gao Yue? Am I that open?"
"You mean, if you change the place, maybe you can..." Tian Xiaohai joked with a smile.
"You have a beautiful idea!" Gao Yue interrupted Tian Xiaohai angrily, and rolled his eyes: "There might have been a chance before, but now it's impossible. I hate you, you bastard, for being so despicable.
It's obscene. You were thinking of having trouble with me in the car, but you can think of it. Tian Xiaohai, I despise you!"
"Gao Yue, you really can't blame me for this..." Tian Xiaohai scratched his head and was really speechless.
"I don't care, I hate this anyway." Gao Yue was so angry that her head almost exploded.
"Okay! Then I'd better ask Tong Shangou to cancel the box mode and restore the seat mode!" Tian Xiaohai sighed with a smile, and slapped the glass with his hand as he spoke.
"Wait a minute!" Gao Yue grabbed Tian Xiaohai's hand, glanced at him and said: "Since the box mode has been activated, let's go to the box mode! Lying down is definitely more comfortable than sitting. The main thing is to let that bastard,
Don't do those fancy things. I don't know, I really thought what we were doing in the car! The private room mode is quite good for sleeping."
"Okay, I'll ask Tong Shan Gou, the bastard, to turn off the music first." Tian Xiaohai said, and slapped the car's barrier with his hand: "Tong Shan Gou, can you turn off the music?"
"Brother, you think the music is not exciting enough, okay, okay, I'll give you something more exciting." Tongshan Gou responded with a smile, then pressed another button, and soon saw an electronic piece falling from the top of the car.
A short movie was played on the screen, and a man and a woman in sexy clothes entered the hotel and hugged each other. Anyone who knows will know what these two guys are going to do next.
Tian Xiaohai quickly turned around and deliberately blocked Gao Yue's sight with his body. He changed the topic with a smile and said, "Gao Yue, what's wrong with your eyes? Is it because you put on too much eyeliner? Why are your eyelids a little dark?"
"Tian Xiaohai, please stop doing this. Get out of the way and don't block my view." Gao Yue pushed Tian Xiaohai away with her hand: "I want to see what this dog is doing. If it is involved in pornography, I will
This dog must be caught and taken directly to the police.”
"No way!" Tian Xiaohai was startled, and quickly slapped the screen with his hand and shouted: "Tong Shan Gou, you damn little movie was turned off."
"What? It's not exciting enough. Do you want to change to a more advanced one?" Tongshan Dog shouted.
"Sister Gao, turn off the movie." Tian Xiaohai shouted loudly.
Tong Shan Gou heard it clearly this time and was so frightened that he quickly turned off the movie and lowered the barrier between the front row and the back row.
"Brother, sister-in-law, it turns out you two don't like watching movies! How about I play some light music for you?" Tongshan Gou asked with a smile.
"Don't move!" Gao Yue roared angrily, and ordered Tongshan Dog with a serious expression: "Continue to finish playing the movie just now. I want to make a good appraisal to see if there is any pornography. If you are involved in pornography, I can tell you
You have eaten good fruit."
"Sister-in-law, you are not a policeman, are you?" Tongshan Gou was startled.
"Hmph! Congratulations, you guessed it right. You damn bitch, you even dare to play tricks on me, and you dare to play such an immoral movie in the car. If you look back, I won't arrest you." Gao Yue shouted coldly.
"Sister-in-law, this movie is actually nothing, it's just a bit of a sideshow." Tongshan Gou forced a smile at Gao Yue with an embarrassed look on his face and said: "At the end, it was so lonely that I couldn't even see the hair.
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"Stop talking nonsense and continue playing. Whether you are involved in pornography or not is not up to you. I have done pornography detection before and I know where the boundaries of this thing are." Gao Yue shouted coldly at Tongshan Gou.
"No way! Have you ever done pornography detection before?" Tian Xiaohai was startled.
Gao Yue blushed and explained: "After working for a few days, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I applied for transfer. That stuff is simply not for people to watch. Alas! Forget it, you were so stupid about that movie just now
It’s better not to play it!”
"Haha! Sister-in-law, I didn't expect you to be a very simple woman!" Tongshan Gou drove the car, glanced at Gao Yue in the rearview mirror, and asked with a smile: "If I guessed correctly, are you afraid?"
You’ve never slept with a man before! It seems that my eldest brother has only recently picked you up, and he hasn’t even done it yet!”
"You...you pervert, what are you talking about? Drive your car." Gao Yue was so angry that she kicked the front seat of the car.