Seeing that Tian Xiaohai looked very interested in her, Zhan Hongmei directly hooked her hands around his neck, and said coquettishly against his ears: "It seems that you still care about me! I want to know about
Is that my story? Okay, come on, you go to the bathroom first and help me measure my measurements."
"This..." Tian Xiaohai blushed and gently pushed her away with his hand.
"What's wrong? You don't even have the courage to help me measure my measurements?" Zhan Hongmei giggled, then raised her finger at Tongshan Dog and said: "Hey! There are still two measurements left, you give me the number first.
Later, I asked my assistant to go with me to the bathroom to take measurements. I will compare the data with you later. If the difference is one centimeter, I will slap you with a hundred slaps. If it is two centimeters, I will slap you with two hundred slaps. If the measurements do not match up, I will slap you directly.
Cut off your dog legs."
"No! Sister Fu, I...I...can't I apologize to you?" Tongshan Gou turned pale with fright and hesitated: "Shall we stop playing?"
"No!" Zhan Hongmei glanced at Tongshan Gou with a haughty look, and said with a cold smile: "Don't you want to touch me? I will help you. As long as you have the strength, I will let you touch me. The premise is that
You have to guess your measurements accurately and you can count them all."
"But if you ask your assistant to measure it, even if it's accurate, she won't be able to tell!" Tong Shangou defended anxiously.
"I can't help it. Who can make someone here not cooperate!" Zhan Hongmei glanced at Tian Xiaohai who was aside, and sighed leisurely: "I also know that it is best for a third person to intervene in this kind of matter.
It's appropriate. But your life is not good and no one can help you."
"Brother, please help me, please?" Tongshan Gou knelt down in front of Tian Xiaohai with a plop.
"Brother farmer, why don't you help measure this woman's measurements? You won't lose anything anyway." Gao Yue couldn't help but persuade Tian Xiaohai again.
Tian Xiaohai rolled his eyes and hesitated.
Zhan Hongmei suddenly took a step forward, reached out to hold his arm, and smiled charmingly: "Let's go! I know that you don't reject me in your heart. Life is short, why bother yourself? Let's go again.
No grudges, I’m happy, you’re happy, everyone is happy, isn’t that great?”
"I can help you measure your measurements, but you owe me a favor." Tian Xiaohai smiled and replied to Zhan Hongmei: "I'll write down this account first. I may ask you for help at any time. I hope you will be there.
If you can remember, you still owe me a favor."
"Okay!" Zhan Hongmei smiled happily and nodded to Tian Xiaohai: "As long as I can do it, I will give it to you without hesitation, including my people."
Just as he was talking, the waitress in the villa brought a soft leather ruler and handed it to Zhan Hongmei.
Zhan Hongmei took the leather ruler and turned to smile at Tongshan Gou: "Forget it, because the farmer brother is very cooperative, you don't have to guess the remaining measurements. As long as you guess my bust correctly, I will still calculate it."
You win."
"Really? That's great!" Tongshan Dog swallowed his saliva and said with a smile, "Then are there still those rewards you just mentioned?"
"You still want to touch me?" Zhan Hongmei sneered, puffed up her chest, came to Tongshan Dog, put her hand on his shoulder and said with a smile: "Even if I agree to your touching, how dare you touch me?"
Do you want to start?"
"This..." Tongshan Gou glanced at Zhan Hongmei, swallowed, and finally smiled shamelessly and said: "As long as you hit me softly, just a slap, I am willing to take the risk and give it a try
Try it. After all, rich sister, your figure is really great."
"Haha! It's interesting. There are people who are not willing to accompany me even if I pay them, but there are people who would rather risk being beaten to touch me." Zhan Hongmei giggled and turned around to Tian Xiaohai.
Next to him, he waved a soft leather ruler in front of Tian Xiaohai intentionally, with a hint of spring in his eyes and smiled: "Let's go! Go to the bathroom to help me measure my measurements before we eat."
"Brother, let's go! My sister-in-law has agreed, why are you still hesitating?" Tongshan Gou swallowed his saliva with an envious look on his face, smiled, moved closer to Tian Xiaohai, and whispered softly: "This woman has long breasts."
That’s great, you have to cherish it. I can’t wait to do it for a long time. Haha!”
This perverted dog was really so perverted that Tian Xiaohai was speechless. He glanced at Tongshan Gou angrily and said: "Go back and wait for Mr. Qiao to deal with you! I can measure it accurately, and you have to guess it accurately."
OK."
"Brother, don't worry, my vision will not be bad, I guarantee it will not be bad even one centimeter." Tongshan Dog confidently reached out and grabbed a handful in the air, and said with a proud smile: "Because my hands
It’s just a ruler.”
"Okay, then Mr. Qiao, please invite me!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and made a gesture of invitation towards Zhan Hongmei.
"Wait!" Tongshan Gou thought for a moment and bent down to pick up a leather ruler from the ground and handed it to Tian Xiaohai. He explained with a smile: "Brother, take my leather ruler! I'll use my ruler to return it."
Nothing has ever gone wrong!"
The soft leather ruler that Zhan Hongmei had put in Tian Xiaohai's hand accidentally fell to the ground, and now it was picked up by the lewd dog. Obviously, he was worried that Zhan Hongmei had tampered with the soft leather ruler, because the rubber ruler on the ground
This leather tape ruler is his own, the one the waiter girl brought is unreliable.
Seeing the serious look on Segou's face, Tian Xiaohai smiled and took the leather ruler: "Okay, I will accept this ruler. You'd better pray that your eyesight is fine and you can see it correctly. Otherwise, next time,
Even gods can't save you."
"Brother, don't worry. I feel like I'm very lucky tonight. Not only can I win money, but I might also have some luck!" Tongshan Gou said with a proud smile.
"Let's go! I want to know the answer quickly! I haven't measured my bust in half a year, and I still don't know if it's grown or lost!" Zhan Hongmei smiled, glanced at Tian Xiaohai and said, "Go in!"
"Yes!" Tian Xiaohai nodded, opened the door to the bathroom in the private room with a smile, and got in.
Zhan Hongmei also followed and got in.
Soon a female assistant also squeezed in.
"What are you doing here?" Zhan Hongmei glanced at the female assistant and said with some displeasure: "Don't you know that this farmer brother is going to help me measure my measurements?"
"Mr. Qiao, but I'm worried that this guy will do anything to you..." the female assistant replied hesitantly.
"Huh! I wish he would touch me!" Zhan Hongmei glanced at the female assistant angrily and said coldly: "You are really not sensible at all!"
Hearing these words, the female assistant blushed and quickly lowered her head: "I'm sorry, Mr. Qiao, I was wrong. I will quit now."
After saying that, she quickly turned around and walked out of the bathroom door with a blushing face.
As soon as the female assistant left, Zhan Hongmei locked the bathroom door with her hands.
"Why did you lock it?" Tian Xiaohai was slightly surprised.
"If I don't lock it, what if someone comes in and accidentally peeks at me naked?" Zhan Hongmei winked at Tian Xiaohai with a charming look on her face and said, "I only agreed to show it to you.
, but I didn’t agree to show it to other men. Of course, women are no exception.”
"Mr. Qiao, I just agreed to help you measure your measurements, but I didn't say I wanted you to take off your clothes to measure them!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and shook his head.
"I like it! Do you care?" Zhan Hongmei blinked at Tian Xiaohai intentionally, then put her hands on her collar and unbuttoned her buttons intentionally.