The stone flew straight towards Jin Xiaobiao's crotch like a bullet.
"Ouch!"
Hearing a scream, Jin Xiaobiao squatted down with a painful expression.
"What's going on? What's going on?"
Meng Bowen was so frightened that his buttocks shook. He was about to urinate, but he immediately shrank back.
His hand suddenly shook, and his pants fell to the ground with a crash.
"It hurts me to death, it hurts me to death! There is a ghost, there is a ghost in this place!" Jin Xiaobiao turned pale with fright, holding his crotch with his hands and holding his pants, he ran as fast as he could towards the foot of the mountain.
After running for a while, his pants fell down again and with a "plop", he fell to the ground and screamed as he was pricked by thorns and grass.
"Mom, don't come here, don't come here!"
Jin Xiaobiao struggled desperately to get up. He tried to lift his pants and run forward, but his pants got caught on thorns.
He couldn't lift it no matter how hard he tried.
"There is a ghost, there is a ghost, please let me go, Mr. Tian, let me go, let me go..." Jin Xiaobiao was so frightened that he lost his mind and cried loudly.
He tried his best to pull up his pants, only to hear a "squeak" sound as his pants were torn open.
Jin Xiaobiao simply took off his pants, bare his legs, and stumbled all the way to the foot of the mountain in his underpants.
Jin Xiaobiao suddenly ran away and made a howling sound.
Meng Wenbo was also very frightened.
He pulled up his pants and ran down the mountain in a panic.
But the terrible thing is that he is not familiar with the terrain here, so he happened to choose Liu Xiulan and ran up the mountain road.
At this time, Liu Xiulan suddenly heard someone screaming and shouting about a ghost in the cemetery in front of her, and she was naturally frightened.
She was about to run back when she saw Meng Bowen, holding up his pants and running down the mountain.
This old guy was wearing a Tang suit and had a goatee, so he didn't look like a modern person.
Looking forward under the moonlight, Liu Xiulan couldn't help but scream "Ah", shook her head desperately, and shouted: "Don't come over, old devil, don't come over..."
Her black hair fell instantly, and she looked a bit like a female ghost.
At this time, Meng Bowen was in a panic. Suddenly, he saw a woman in white appearing on the road. She shouted at him and spread her hair.
The first thing he thought of was female ghosts. Fortunately, he had learned some Taoism and although he was scared, he was still calm.
"Don't come here, I...I am a man of the right principles..." Meng Bowen opened his teeth and claws, took out a talisman from his arms, and prepared to stick it on Liu Xiulan's body.
Liu Xiulan was already frightened to death, but when she saw the other party rushing towards her, she thought she had encountered a fierce ghost tonight.
She has been a widow for many years and has developed a strong heart.
She knew that when things got to this point, she had no choice but to fight.
"Old ghost, I'm going to fight you!"
Liu Xiulan opened her teeth and claws and clawed at Meng Wenbo's face and body.
The sharp nails dug into Meng Bowen's body, causing him to scream "ouch" in pain.
"It's over, we've met our opponent, the Five Thunder Talisman!" Meng Bowen stuffed the Five Thunder Talisman in his hand into Liu Xiulan's mouth.
"Go to hell, old man!" Liu Xiulan kicked Meng Bowen in the crotch.
"Ouch!" Meng Bowen screamed, squatted down, and his pants fell to the ground.
He didn't care about the embarrassing appearance and didn't pull up his pants. He directly lifted his legs and took off his pants. He was only wearing a pair of underpants. He endured the strong pain in his crotch and ran straight down the mountain.
Seeing that the "old ghost" was beaten away by herself, Liu Xiulan breathed a deep sigh of relief.
"I finally ran away, and ghosts came to bully me. Why is my life so miserable?"
Liu Xiulan let out a cry of "Wow".
The mountain breeze blew past her fair face, making it instantly cold.
After calming down, Liu Xiulan glanced around alertly, and a chill immediately rose up from her back.
At this moment, she was even more scared than before.
The mountain wind blew gusts, causing the nearby pine trees to sway desperately and make a whirring sound.
"Mom, no, don't come over..."
Liu Xiulan closed her eyes and fainted from fear.
Seeing this, Tian Xiaohai ran forward quickly and helped her up.
"Aunt Liu, wake up, wake up!"
I shouted for a long time, but got no response.
Tian Xiaohai stretched out his hand to check her breathing, but found that she was no longer breathing.
He had no choice but to reach out and touch the woman's chest again, and his face suddenly darkened: No, even the heartbeat was gone.
"No, it looks like this woman needs to be given artificial respiration."
Tian Xiaohai gritted his teeth and had no choice but to unbutton the woman's chest, put his hand between her two peaks, and while trying to press it, he put his mouth towards her red lips and started to blow.
After a while of compression and blowing, Liu Xiulan's chest gradually swelled.
Tian Xiaohai pressed it a few more times, and finally saw the woman opening her eyes slightly.
"Ghost...ghost...don't come here..." Liu Xiulan was so frightened that her face turned pale and she almost fainted again.
Tian Xiaohai quickly pressed her acupuncture point and comforted her softly: "Aunt Xiulan is me, Tian Xiaohai, I'm not a ghost!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Xiulan slowly opened her eyes.
She sighed feebly and said: "Xiao Hai, is it really you? Did I hit a ghost just now?"
"It's really me." Tian Xiaohai smiled and comforted Liu Xiulan: "You didn't hit a ghost just now, you just met two evil people. There are no ghosts in this world! Don't be afraid, as long as I am here, you will be fine.
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Upon hearing this, Liu Xiulan breathed a long sigh of relief.
She sat up, took a few deep breaths of fresh air, and barely calmed down the fear in her heart. Then she smiled and chatted with Tian Xiaohai.
"Xiaohai, what happened just now? I seem to see two more people!"
"Yes, there are indeed two people. It's the bastard Jin Xiaobiao and a Feng Shui master who want to destroy the Feng Shui of our Tian family..." Tian Xiaohai told Liu Xiulan the truth.
"That's it! I'm laughing so hard. That Feng Shui master seemed to be more nervous than me. I kicked him in the crotch. It was so miserable. Haha!" Liu Xiulan couldn't help laughing.
"Aunt Xiulan, don't tell the people in the village about this tonight." Tian Xiaohai warned seriously.
"I definitely can't say it! What if the Feng Shui master knows about it and comes to trouble me? Maybe I'll kick that thing into pieces! I won't have to compensate!" After talking about this, Liu Xiulan couldn't bear it.
He laughed again.
Tian Xiaohai also laughed.
Suddenly Liu Xiulan stopped smiling.
She lightly patted Tian Xiaohai's thigh with her hand and whispered: "Xiaohai, do you think I kicked the Feng Shui master's roots just now?"
"How did I know this?" Tian Xiaohai laughed awkwardly.
"You are a man, of course you know better than me." Liu Xiulan bit her lip, moved closer to Tian Xiaohai, and whispered: "Xiaohai, why don't you let me take a look..."
"Aunt Xiulan, this...how is this possible?" Tian Xiaohai was startled, stood up quickly, and said awkwardly: "Aunt Xiulan, if everything is okay, I'm leaving."
"Don't go! I have something to do..." Liu Xiulan gritted her teeth and frowned: "My heart hurts so much! I almost died just now, my heart felt like a knife was being twisted, and it still hurts now? Is this a heart attack?
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"Straight and fake?" Tian Xiaohai turned his head and glanced at her, really worried about this woman.
"Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, just touch and see. My heartbeat seems abnormal? Oh my god, it's like driving a train..." Liu Xiulan grabbed Tian Xiaohai's hand and pressed it to the pit of her heart.