Seeing Meng Bowen's pious look, the Tang family was so surprised that their eyes almost fell off.
You know, Meng Bowen is a famous Feng Shui master in the entire county! This guy is usually aloof. Many rich and powerful people want to please him.
But at this moment, the famous Feng Shui master showed great respect to Tian Xiaohai, a country bumpkin, crying and worshiping him.
How much this person must admire and fear this kid!
Seeing Meng Bowen's funny look, Tian Xiaohai almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
He cleared his throat and pretended to be calm and said to Meng Bowen: "It's not impossible to solve this disaster. As long as you follow my requirements, you will be able to turn the disaster into a good one."
"Really, that's great. Master Tian, I will definitely do what you asked for." Meng Bowen nodded repeatedly.
"Listen up, tomorrow morning, you must go to the place where your accident happened tonight, bow three times and repent sincerely." Tian Xiaohai warned seriously.
"I must be sincere. I will repent sincerely and kneel down sincerely." Meng Bowen nodded repeatedly as if he was pounding garlic.
"Don't worry, there's more! You have to deal with the five evil soldiers. You know, what you bumped into is a female ghost, and a fierce female ghost. They have taken a fancy to you and want to take you in as a ghost.
My son-in-law is here." Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"Ah! No way! I don't want to go to the underworld to be a door-to-door son-in-law. I have an old woman at home! I won't go, I won't go." Meng Bowen turned pale with fright.
"If you don't want to go, then you have to resolve it! Let's do this! I will help you create a colorful game, which will definitely resolve this difficulty. But it will cost a little money. Don't feel bad!" Tian Xiaohai said with a serious look on his face.
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"I don't feel bad, I don't feel bad at all. As long as I can suppress that female ghost and don't let her recruit me to be her son-in-law, I don't care if I spend a little more money." Meng Bowen replied with a sad face.
"Okay, listen up. The so-called colorful notes are ten thousand purple five-dollar bills and one thousand red hundred-dollar bills. Prepare them, put them in a paper box, and write the word "dowry" on it.
For Wucai Binfen, you use pure gold to beat four small golden beasts and a golden man, and then tie the five colors together and bury them in the carton at the location of the accident."
Tian Xiaohai was secretly happy. The old man buried it, and he went to dig it up that day, and he could still make a small fortune!
Tian Xiaohai suppressed his laughter, cleared his throat and continued: "Remember to make it pure gold. These four little golden beasts are dragon, dog, ox and sheep, which are Chenxu Chouwei in the four tombs.
The tomb represents the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, which means the five elements enter the tomb. Therefore, it is called the Five Colorful Bin Game, and a small golden man is added to represent your incarnation. In short, it is to set up a game to deceive ghosts.
Let the female ghost think that you are really married and have given you a dowry, so that she will never pester you again." Tian Xiaohai replied seriously.
"Okay, okay, okay, I will definitely do it." Meng Bowen widened his eyes with worry and said, "But where can I get these four little golden beasts and a little golden man in one day!"
"Go to the gold store and buy it! It shouldn't be difficult to buy the twelve zodiac signs and the zodiac sign of gold! By the way, remember that the weight cannot be too light. If it is too light, it means you despise the other person. At least twenty grams each
The above-mentioned gold items count. It may be difficult for our county to collect these. You can go to the city or the provincial capital to look for them. It is also possible to collect them within three days." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
But he was thinking in his mind that these four golden beasts plus one golden man would probably be worth over 100,000 yuan in total. He got a small car.
"Ah! This will cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars." Meng Bowen said with a distressed look on his face.
"What's wrong? I feel bad again. Then I'll let the female ghost come and take your life!" Tian Xiaohai replied deliberately pretending to be very disappointed.
"No, no, no, I don't feel bad. I'm very happy. Really!" Meng Wenbo squeezed out an expression that was uglier than crying.
"Okay, the matter is settled. That's it. Let's go home first. I have to go to the county to sell watermelons!" Tian Xiaohai stood up with a smile.
When Meng Bowen heard that Tian Xiaohai was still going to the county town to sell watermelons at such a late hour, Meng Bowen fell to the ground in admiration.
He said with a respectful look on his face: "Mr. Tian is really a master without showing off his appearance! He has such ability, but he is still so low-key. I will learn from him."
"Stop talking! Stop talking!" Tian Xiaohai waved his hands with a smile, but he was laughing secretly in his heart. I am a low-key person. I only took this step because I had no choice in life. Who would sell watermelons at night if they are rich!
He came to Tang Yingying and asked softly with concern: "Does your face still hurt?"
"Yeah, it still hurts." Tang Yingying nodded.
Tian Xiaohai whispered: "Go and get some tea oil. My brother-in-law will help you apply it."
"I'm not your sister-in-law!" Tang Yingying glared at Tian Xiaohai angrily and whispered: "Don't let my mother hear this, she will beat you to death. Go to the yard and wipe it for me! My mother saw it,
Will curse."
"Okay!" Tian Xiaohai smiled knowingly, then turned his face and shouted loudly to Mr. Tang: "Mr. Tang, I'm leaving first."
"Xiaohai, walk slowly, I'll let Yingying see you off!" Mr. Tang smiled and shouted to Tang Yingying: "Yingying, please see Xiaohai off!"
"Okay!" Tang Yingying took a bottle of tea oil, quickly came to Tian Xiaohai, winked at him and said: "Come on, go to the corner outside and help me apply oil."
"Isn't it in the yard?" Tian Xiaohai asked curiously.
"The corner outside the courtyard is safer, so my mother can't see it." Tang Yingying muttered in a low voice.
After saying that, the beauty took the small oil bottle, twisted her waist, and walked out of the hall quickly.
She opened the door, leaned against the wall of the villa, straightened her chest, closed her eyes, and waited quietly for Tian Xiaohai to apply tea oil on her face.
Tian Xiaohai took the small tea oil bottle, poured some into his hand, and then secretly used thunder energy to stroke the beauty's face with a gentle technique.
With the influx of thunderous energy, the blood on Tang Yingying's face quickly dissipated, followed by an inexplicable feeling of comfort.
She bit her lip lightly and let out weak hums.
Tian Xiaohai lowered his head and saw that this beauty had closed her eyes and was still breathing heavily, and couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you doing? Isn't it good to open your eyes? Is my brother-in-law that scary?"
Tang Yingying's face turned slightly red. She opened her eyes, bit her lip and said, "I'm not afraid of you! I'm just imagining it."
"What are you fantasizing about?" Tian Xiaohai asked curiously.
"I'm thinking that in the future, a man who loves me will come to pick me up covered with colorful auspicious clouds." Tang Yingying winked sweetly and said, "Who do you think that person will be?"
"My brother-in-law!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
"Idiot!" Tang Yingying glared at Tian Xiaohai angrily and snatched the oil bottle from his hand: "Let's go! Go to sleep!"
"What did I say wrong?" Tian Xiaohai scratched his head and could no longer understand this weird sister-in-law.
Never mind. Go back and sell melons.
"By the way, the two watermelons I promised to give to Duoduo haven't been carried to her yet! I'll take two wild watermelons to Sister Xiuyun later!" Tian Xiaohai smiled knowingly and walked quickly towards his home.
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After he packed the watermelons, he pushed the 28 bars and hurried out the door. When passing by Sister Xiuyun's house, Tian Xiaohai stopped deliberately and meowed like a cat.
"Meow!"
Upon hearing the sound, a dark head immediately popped out of the window.
"Xiaohai, it's you! Come on, come in." It was Gao Xiuyun who was wearing a halter top and waving to Tian Xiaohai with a smile on her face.
"Sister Xiuyun, don't come in! I'm bringing melons to you. Has Duoduo gone to bed?" Tian Xiaohai asked in a low voice. He originally wanted to attract Duoduo's attention, but unexpectedly it attracted her.
Gao Xiuyun’s warm greeting.
Gao Xiuyun twisted her slender waist and said with a smile: "You're already here, why are you so polite? Come in and sit down, my sister has a pimple on her waist, and no one happens to be applying medicine to me, so it's you."
After saying that, she turned around and opened the back door enthusiastically.
Tian Xiaohai hugged two watermelons and planned to put them at the back door and leave.
Not wanting to, Gao Xiuyun let out a sweet cry, stretched out her hand and pulled him into the house.
"Come in! Duoduo has gone to sleep, applied medicine, and eaten the melon before leaving!"