Upon hearing this, Black King Kong pulled out the knife stuck on the ground and made a "choking" sound.
He proudly blew on the blade, pointed at Tian Xiaohai and said: "Boy, watch out, I want one of your legs."
As he spoke, he picked up the machete, rushed over with a sudden step, and swiped it at Tian Xiaohai's legs.
Tian Xiaohai took a step back, and immediately stretched the pole forward, right between Heijingang's legs, and hit the guy's vitals.
"Ah...you..." Heijingang felt a softness between his legs. When he lowered his head, he was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
He never dreamed that Tian Xiaohai's pole would hit his crotch so quickly.
Now that his life was being controlled by others, he completely gave in.
"Clang!" With a sound, the knife in Black King Kong's hand fell to the ground.
At this moment, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he stood there motionless, fearing that if Tian Xiaohai lifted him up, the rest of his life would be ruined.
"Don't move. This is one of the seventy-two methods of prying snails. As long as I lift this pole up, I guarantee that you will be a eunuch for the rest of your life." Tian Xiaohai held the pole with his hand and shook it slightly intentionally.
Heijingang was so frightened that his legs weakened and he shouted repeatedly: "Brother, don't, don't... I haven't married yet!"
"You don't have a wife? I don't think that thing of yours is good! It's just like a toothpick, it doesn't matter if you want it or not." Tian Xiaohai said with a smile while holding the pole.
"Brother, can you please stop exposing my shortcomings!" Heijingang squeezed out a smile with an embarrassed look on his face and said, "I was wrong, okay, I'll admit it to you!"
"Admit your mistake? Okay! That depends on your performance. Come on, dance a crab dance for me first, sing while dancing, punch three times on the left and three on the right, twist your neck, twist your butt, and start singing." Tian Xiaohai
He shouted with a smile, and then held the pole with his hands for a while.
"Yes, I dance and I sing." Heijingang danced and sang with a grimace: "Three punches to the left, three punches to the right, neck twisting, butt twisting, let's do some exercise..."
At this time, he was like a marionette, controlled by Tian Xiaohai with a pole, moving left and right for a while, with both hands raised high, and he kept singing in harmony with the song.
Gu Zhuang'e, who was sitting in the BMW, could only see the back of Heijingang. Seeing him dancing and singing from side to side, she couldn't help but cursed: "What the hell is this guy doing? He's twisting his butt again."
He’s dancing again, how come he’s singing? Why does Dabiao Company raise such a loser? He’s sick!”
She pushed open the car door angrily, got out, and took a closer look. Only then did she realize that the tall and mighty Black King Kong had been pressed against his vital parts with a pole by Tian Xiaohai, and he was swaying his buttocks and singing nonsense.
"Oh my god, how can this kid Tian Xiaohai be so accurate with his marksmanship? He can hit someone's vital point in one go. It's really fatal!" Gu Zhuang'e shook her head in disappointment.
Jin Dazhu also got out of the car. When he saw this, he was already frightened. He shook his head and sighed: "Impossible! The Black King Kong, one of the four King Kongs under my son, is no match for Tian Xiaohai. When will this kid?
Have you practiced?"
Just when he was surprised, he suddenly saw Tian Xiaohai put away the pole and blew on the head of the pole: "I'll go, it smells bad. You don't know how to pee your pants!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Heijingang's legs softened and he collapsed directly on the ground.
Tian Xiaohai glanced between this guy's legs and couldn't help but cursed: "Go on, I really peed."
He was so angry! He picked up the pole and slapped this guy twice on the leg.
Tian Xiaohai threw the carrying pole at Heijingang: "Why don't you take it to the riverside and wash it for me."
"Yes, yes, I'm going to wash it right away." Heijingang was so scared that he lost his soul. He quickly got up, picked up the pole, turned around and ran towards the river.
Jin Dazhu and Gu Zhuang'e looked at each other, were so frightened that they quickly turned around and ran into the car.
The car started quickly. Jin Dazhu swept the wheel, drove the car from the other side of the road, and drove over quickly.
By this time, Black King Kong had finished washing the carrying pole and landed on the shore.
Seeing that the car had driven away, he couldn't help shouting: "Hey! Uncle Jin, Aunt Jin, why did you run away?"
Black King Kong caught up with him panting.
"Give me the pole, you can get out!" Tian Xiaohai snatched the pole from Heijingang's hand, picked up the burden and walked straight towards home.
Looking at Tian Xiaohai's leaving figure, Black King Kong was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
"This bastard has made me lose all face. It can't be so easy to just let it go. I must get this face back today." He picked up the machete on the ground, cursed angrily, and immediately
He took out his mobile phone and made a call.
He wants to ask someone to get things back.
Tian Xiaohai had already returned home at this time, and he didn't even think about what would happen next.
After returning home, Tian Xiaohai felt confused and seriously sleepy.
He wandered back to his room.
At this time, the policewoman Gao Yue was sleeping soundly. Tian Xiaohai didn't want to think too much. He put away the pillow used to block the beauty, put a pillow under his head, and lay next to the beauty. He narrowed his eyes and looked beautiful.
Get up and fall asleep.
After staying up all night, he was so sleepy that he fell asleep as soon as he hit the pillow.
He didn't know how long he slept before he fell asleep.
In the dream, I was lying on a soft cloud, feeling extremely comfortable.
He spread his arms and flew among the clouds.
"Comfortable! It's so soft and comfortable."
Tian Xiaohai closed his eyes in intoxication, and let out a series of soft calls from his mouth.
Just as he was immersed in the wonderful state, he suddenly felt a dull pain in his thigh.
It seemed like something pinched his thigh.
"Ouch!"
Tian Xiaohai stretched out his legs and opened his eyes. He was startled when he saw that he was pressing on the body of the beautiful woman Gao Yue, and his hands were clumsily grabbing somewhere on her body.
Gao Yue had already woken up at this time, and she was surprised at first when she saw a man pressing on her body.
When I took a closer look, it was Tian Xiaohai, and I felt like a bolt from the blue.
"Tian Xiaohai, what are you doing? You bastard, what have you done to me? Why don't you get up quickly."
While she pushed Tian Xiaohai away desperately, she reached out and pinched his thigh hard.
Tian Xiaohai was awakened by the pinch of the beauty. When he saw that he was lying on top of the beauty, he felt panic for a while.
He turned over and got up, and explained with an embarrassed smile: "I'm sorry, I... I just fell asleep. In fact, I didn't do anything. I just had a dream. I dreamed that I was lying on the ground."
Traveling on the soft clouds..."
"You are blind! You were clearly lying on my body, and you said it was a soft cloud. Tian Xiaohai, I think you did it on purpose." Gao Yue picked up the pillow and threw it on Tian Xiaohai's body, cursing as he did so: "
Bastard, what on earth did you do to me?"
"No, really not, I just lay on you and slept for a while." Tian Xiaohai scratched his head, pointed at Gao Yue's clothes and said, "The skirt you are wearing is not so good!"
"I...just wait, I want to check." Gao Yue climbed up from the bed.
She inadvertently lowered her head and saw a trace of red blood on the sheets. She said "Wow" and started crying immediately.
"Tian Xiaohai, you bastard, you still said you didn't do anything? What is this? There is blood on the sheets..."
Hearing this, Tian Xiaohai was also shocked.
"Strange, where did this blood come from?" He scratched his head, then laughed quickly, patted his thigh and said, "I remembered, this blood is from your leg."
"Crack!"
Gao Yue slapped him directly and cried angrily: "Tian Xiaohai, I want to sue you!"