The woman in white couldn't help laughing and exclaimed: "Oh my God! You are really a boy, you have gained so much experience!"
"What a cute and handsome baby boy!"
"Yeah! It's really cute."
Mo Wanqing and Shen Feifei reached out to touch Polygonum multiflorum at the same time.
At this time, I suddenly heard Lao Liang shout loudly: "Wait a minute, all beauties, give way."
While speaking, he reached out and pushed Mo Wanqing away.
"Hey! Are you still being unreasonable?" Mo Wanqing said displeased.
"I'm sorry, I saw this baby peed just now." Lao Liang explained to Mo Wanqing with a smile: "The golden boy's jade juice is very good, I can't miss it this time."
As he said this, the guy picked up the roots of Polygonum multiflorum around his waist with his hands, put his head over it, opened his mouth, and made a gesture as if he wanted to take the Polygonum multiflorum and pee.
Everyone was surprised.
"No way! Polygonum multiflorum can still urinate. Doesn't this mean it will cause semen?"
"impossible!"
The three beauties opened their mouths in shock at Lao Liang's words.
Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded: "I think it's really possible."
"Do you think this Polygonum multiflorum can pee?" Mo Wanqing looked at Tian Xiaohai in shock.
"I think Lao Liang will drink his urine." Tian Xiaohai smiled knowingly.
"It's coming, it's coming, the golden boy juice is coming." Suddenly I heard Lao Liang shouting.
Hearing the sound, everyone looked towards Polygonum multiflorum's lower abdomen and saw an extra strip of rhizome growing between the little guy's legs. Crystal dewdrops dripped down the rhizome.
"See, this is Golden Boy juice!" Lao Liang opened his mouth wide, pointed at the bottom of the rhizome, and caught the dewdrops.
I saw this guy's Adam's apple rolling up and down, and then he frowned slightly and cursed: "I'll go, what Golden Boy juice is there! It smells so bad!"
"Urine must be sexy, why bother thinking about it?" Tian Xiaohai sneered.
Lao Liang shook his head repeatedly: "This is wrong! According to the "Meishan Hunting Method", Polygonum multiflorum is said to be spiritual but it can urinate. That thing is a jade juice that can be greatly replenished in one sip!"
"The Golden Boy juice of Polygonum multiflorum should be very tonic. However, what you drink is not Golden Boy juice." Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"It's not Golden Boy juice, what is it?" Lao Liang's eyes widened in surprise.
Several beauties also cast curious glances at Tian Xiaohai.
"It's frog urine!" Tian Xiaohai nodded.
"I clearly saw that the dewdrops were dripping from the root of Polygonum multiflorum, right?" Lao Liang shook his head unconvinced and said, "It can't be frog urine."
"See for yourself!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and gently lifted up the skirt-like roots of Polygonum multiflorum with his hands.
Everyone looked around and saw a frog about the size of a keychain, lying on the roots of Polygonum multiflorum with its buttocks exposed and leaking out a few drops of urine from time to time.
"Here, it's really frog urine. Bah! Bah!..." Lao Liang felt nauseated, turned his head and vomited several times on the ground.
That expression made several beauties laugh.
After a few puffs, Lao Liang went to the grass not far away and vomited all over the ground.
It wasn't until he almost vomited his heart out that he ran back angrily.
"I'm so angry. I'm going to kill this frog with my own hands. If you dare to pee on me, I won't break your legs." Lao Liang stretched out his hand to grab Qing's legs.
"Wait!" Tian Xiaohai grabbed Lao Liang's hand and comforted with a smile: "This frog is probably a guardian beast. The urine it produces is probably not much different from Polygonum multiflorum's juice. You drink it and it will also have some benefits."
repair."
"It's a fart remedy. If it really had a remedy, it wouldn't taste like that." Lao Liang shook his head and cursed in anger.
"Give me some face, I want to keep this frog as a pet." Tian Xiaohai smiled and patted Lao Liang on the shoulder.
"Forget it, for your sake, I'll spare this beast once. Otherwise, I'll crush it to death with one hand." Lao Liang deliberately roared at the frog lying on the roots of Polygonum multiflorum: "Did you hear that?
, you are not allowed to urinate indiscriminately in the future..."
Before he finished speaking, the frog raised his butt, and a small white water column suddenly shot towards Lao Liang's face.
"Oh my God, here we go again!" Lao Liang was pissed on his face and gritted his teeth in anger.
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"Little guy, come here!" Tian Xiaohai reached out and pinched the little frog, then put it in the palm of his hand and looked at it carefully.
The markings on this frog's back are very special, like lines of tiny cursive writing.
"Guwa!" the little frog puffed up his cheeks and shouted.
Seeing this, Mo Wanqing on the side immediately became interested.
"Oh! This little guy isn't afraid of people at all, he even barks!" She stretched out her hand to touch the little frog.
The little frog jumped up slightly, turned around, and pointed its butt at Mo Wanqing.
"Be careful! This guy is about to pee again." Tian Xiaohai kindly reminded him.
"Chi!"
A small column of snow-white water spray, like a water arrow, shot into Mo Wan's pale chest.
"It's so embarrassing!" Mo Wanqing was so frightened that her face turned pale. She wiped the water on her chest in embarrassment and said, "It can't be poisonous, right?"
"It shouldn't be poisonous, and it may also have an emollient effect!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
"Don't use this, it can also moisturize your skin! You think this is moisturizing water! Aren't you just afraid that I will hit your little frog!" Mo Wanqing glanced at Tian Xiaohai.
"Okay, I'll help you take care of this little beast later. Don't let it harm others anymore." Tian Xiaohai smiled and gently stroked the little frog in the palm of his hand.
The little frog lay down obediently, pretending to be dead and lying there motionless.
"Okay, stop pretending, I think under Polygonum multiflorum's skirt is the best place for you to live. Go back to your hometown! Be my monster with this boy." Tian Xiaohai smiled and added
He stretched his palm towards the roots of Polygonum multiflorum.
As if it could understand people's words, the frog "sniffed" and consciously jumped onto the Polygonum multiflorum. It immediately burrowed into the roots and hid under the "skirt" of the Polygonum multiflorum baby.
Seeing this, the beauties present could not help but applaud on the spot.
At this moment, they felt as if they were watching a well-executed performance, which was like magic but not magic, like animal taming but not either.
"Tian Xiaohai really belongs to you. Not only do you know that Polygonum multiflorum is male, but you also know that there is a little frog hidden in the roots of Polygonum multiflorum." Mo Wanqing gave a thumbs up to Tian Xiaohai with a look of shock on her face and said, "This is too much.
It’s amazing!”
"Tian Xiaohai, from now on, you are the person I admire the most." The woman in white raised her thumbs towards Tian Xiaohai with admiration, and said with a sweet smile: "I am already your fan."
"Xiaohai, my understanding of you has reached a new level. Your status in my heart needs no further explanation, you know it!" Shen Feifei blinked at Tian Xiaohai, with a little bit of emotion in her eyes.
of ambiguity.
Seeing several beauties expressing their admiration for Tian Xiaohai, Lin Abao, who was standing not far away and was being ignored, was angry and resentful.
He took a few steps forward and sneered unconvinced: "Beauties, you have been deceived by this boy. This is just a trap deliberately set up by Tian Xiaohai to make people look awesome. In fact, it is all
It’s fake. Let me expose his scam! Tian Xiaohai, you are dead!”