There happened to be a pool of water on the roadside, and the BMW ran over it.
The sewage splashed all over Tian Xiaohai.
"What bad luck!" He couldn't help complaining.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a burst of proud laughter from behind him.
"Hahaha! Look at how stupid you are, like a drowned rat. You deserve to be showered all over you!"
The BMW stopped not far away, and a young man wearing gold-rimmed glasses poked out of the car window.
The man's attitude was arrogant and extremely proud.
"You bastard, you did it on purpose, right?" Tian Xiaohai cursed angrily.
"So what? You bite me!" The man with glasses made a scornful gesture toward Tian Xiaohai very arrogantly. After saying this, he stepped on the accelerator and drove forward.
"Nah! I can't bear this anger!" Tian Xiaohai got on his 28-bar bicycle and chased after him.
The BMW drove for a while, then stopped, deliberately making provocative moves towards him.
Tian Xiaohai pedaled the bicycle desperately. After the BMW ran for a while, he stretched out his head and cursed at Tian Xiaohai: "Silly, my current level is something you will never catch up with in your life. You poor idiot, you can't catch up with me."
In what age are you still riding the 28-bar? I saw that you were unhappy, so I deliberately splashed you with mud!"
After saying that, the BMW stepped on the accelerator and ran forward quickly.
There was a puff of dust and smoke behind him, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Chase! I think you are probably going to Taoyuan Village." Tian Xiaohai opened his eyes and faintly saw the car lights in the distance running towards Taoyuan Village.
He rode his bicycle for a long time before returning to the village.
I followed the route of the BMW and finally stopped in the courtyard of a beautiful red brick villa.
"No way! Why did this car come to Tang Lingling's house?" Tian Xiaohai felt confused.
Suddenly, there was a burst of shouting in the courtyard.
"Bao Bichang, please stop bothering me, please? I don't want to see you, please leave immediately..."
In the darkness, Tang Lingling was faintly seen pushing a gentle man in a suit and gold-rimmed glasses out of the courtyard.
"Lingling, don't be like this..." The man with glasses was holding a gift box in his hand, looking embarrassed.
"boom!"
The courtyard door closed, and Tang Lingling turned around and entered the house.
"Tang Lingling, you are so arrogant. I can't count the number of beautiful women I've played with with two slaps. If I hadn't seen you innocent, I might not have fallen in love with you! I'm just playing for fun. Fortunately, this skin care product,
What you bought is a fake, otherwise you will suffer a huge loss." The man muttered reluctantly.
Tian Xiaohai recognized this guy at a glance. He was the man with glasses who drove a BMW 740 from before.
"It turned out to be a love rival! How cool! Lingling, you were right to reject him. This man is simply a scumbag. He splashed mud all over me and even cursed me. Look at me if I don't deal with you." Tian Xiaohai stopped his bicycle and was about to go over.
Trouble with the man with glasses.
At this time, I saw Qiao Maixiang chasing him out of the house.
"Doctor Bao, look at you, you've come here, why are you leaving so quickly?"
"Auntie, it wasn't me who wanted to leave, it was Lingling who kicked me out." The man with glasses replied with an aggrieved look.
"That's it!" Qiao Maixiang glanced at the gift box in the bespectacled man's hand, her eyes immediately showing greed: "Is this a gift for Lingling?"
"Yes, it's for Lingling." The man with glasses replied excitedly.
"Come on, give it to me too. I'll keep it for you first, and when Lingling is in a good mood another day, I can help you give it to her." Qiao Maixiang reached out and took the gift box from the man with glasses.
"Thank you, auntie! Please tell Lingling that this set of skin care products was brought back from France by someone I asked. It's worth more than 8,000 yuan! It's good for your skin if you use it." The man with glasses warned with a smile.
"Okay, he is really a warm man with a heart." Qiao Maixiang took the gift box, smiled happily and patted the bespectacled man on the shoulder and said: "Come on, be more patient, and bring more small gifts to Lingling in the future.
, she will definitely be moved by you. Auntie, I will go in first."
After saying that, she twisted her slim waist and walked quickly into the yard.
"Old money addict! For a small favor, I will accept anyone who comes." Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but cursed in his heart.
At this time, the courtyard door opened again, followed by a sweet sound.
"Brother-in-law, don't leave! Why did you leave so quickly?"
Tian Xiaohai looked up and saw Tang Lingling's sister, Tang Minmin, chasing her out of the courtyard.
"Thank you, Minmin, for your kindness. Your sister is too difficult to deal with. She doesn't even give me a chance." The man with glasses looked helpless.
"How could it be! A man as gentle and elegant as you should be my sister's choice! I have already called you brother-in-law, so I must be optimistic about you. You were recommended by my dad's colleague, and I
The brother of a colleague. I can’t be wrong. I support you.” Tang Minmin smiled and made a cheering gesture towards the man with glasses.
"This damn girl always does some heartless things. This man with glasses is clearly an emotional liar." Tian Xiaohai muttered to himself.
Just as he was about to go over, Tang Minmin happened to look this way.
"Tian Xiaohai, what are you doing here?"
She was surprised.
Seeing this, the man with glasses showed a proud smile on his face: "Oh! Boy, what a coincidence! I didn't expect you to like Lingling too. After having sex for a long time, we are still love rivals! It seems that I splashed mud on you earlier, that's right.
Well!"
"You bastard, look for a beating!" Tian Xiaohai rushed over and was about to beat that guy.
"Stop!" Tang Minmin stood in the middle.
She glanced at Tian Xiaohai coldly: "Tian Xiaohai, you bastard, why did you come to my house? Are you worthy of liking my sister even if you have four thatched huts?"
"I don't know if I'm worthy, but this bastard is definitely not worthy." Tian Xiaohai replied coldly: "He is just a liar, and he is just chasing your sister for fun."
"That's enough. Even if Tian Xiaohai plays for fun, it won't be your turn." Tang Minmin glanced at Tian Xiaohai with disdain, then pointed at the bespectacled man and said: "Look, this is the son of the deputy director of our county health bureau.
, I work in a hospital in the provincial capital, with a monthly salary of 10,000 to 20,000 yuan, and I have graduated from graduate school. Can you, Tian Xiaohai, a poor man, compare with me? I am rich, well-educated, and elegant. In addition to your pretty face,
Is there anything better than others?"
"Yes, I have no money, but I will never lie to your sister." Tian Xiaohai sneered and pointed to the man with glasses aside: "He is just a scumbag."
"Boy, don't talk about those useless things." A trace of pride flashed across the corner of the glasses man's mouth. He took out an unopened lipstick from his arms and handed it to Tang Minmin with a smile: "Come on, Minmin, this is what I have learned from
I asked someone to bring the imported lipstick back from abroad. I just gave your sister a set of skin care products worth more than 8,000 yuan. I’ll give you this original imported Chanel lipstick! Although it’s not as good as that set of skin care products, it still costs 1,000 yuan.
More, the lip painting effect is quite good.”
"Thank you, brother-in-law!" Tang Minmin took the lipstick and was extremely excited.
She raised her face towards Tian Xiaohai arrogantly: "Did you see? This is called taste. The lipstick given to my sister-in-law is more than a thousand yuan. Tian Xiaohai, what can you give to my sister?"
"He rides a 28-bar, what else can he give? I look at him from head to toe, and it's pretty good if he can give out a hundred yuan." The man with glasses shook his head at Tian Xiaohai and sneered with a sense of superiority.
Tian Xiaohai remained silent, staring intently at the lipstick in Tang Minmin's hand. Soon, he saw with clairvoyance that the handle of the lipstick was made of inferior glue.
Look carefully at the place of origin marked on the bottom of the lipstick. It is produced in a small commodity market in China. What’s even more funny is that the brand printed in the middle of the lipstick is Xiangyuer.
Tian Xiaohai quickly came to Tang Minmin's side and snatched the lipstick from her hand.
"Tian Xiaohai, please return the lipstick to me. This lipstick is imported and worth more than a thousand! Can you afford to pay for it if it breaks?" Tang Minmin yelled at Tian Xiaohai angrily.
"It's just this piece of rubbish. Five yuan is too expensive for me. If you pay me one thousand and five yuan, you're just cheating a fool." Tian Xiaohai broke it with force, and the handle of the lipstick broke with a "click".
"Asshole, you actually broke off the lipstick I gave to Minmin. I'm not done with you." The man with glasses rushed towards Tian Xiaohai.
"roll!"
Tian Xiaohai kicked him out.
Hearing a loud "pop", the man with glasses fell to the ground, so painful that he couldn't speak for a long time.
"Tian Xiaohai, you are going too far. How can you hit someone?" Tang Minmin was extremely angry.
"Don't be soft on liars." Tian Xiaohai sneered, showed the broken lipstick in his hand, pointed at the broken lines on it and said: "Did you see that there is a rubber tip at the end of this lipstick, and there is also a glue tip inside.
The variegated color means it’s made of recycled plastic.”
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Tang Minmin's face, but she still said stubbornly: "What does that mean?"
"Don't worry! There is something more obvious." Tian Xiaohai opened the lipstick cap, pointed at the three words "Xiang Yuer" at the seam of the cap, and said with a smile: "Read it, what is it called?"
"Xiang Yu'er!" Tang Minmin's face turned red, as if she had been slapped.