"Dysmenorrhea?" Bai Qiuling sneered and glanced at Su Guifa: "You didn't even check my pulse or ask questions, so you diagnosed me with dysmenorrhea. I think you were taught by a physical education teacher at the medical university, right?"
"I...I saw that your expression looked like menstrual cramps, so..." Su Guifa's old face turned red.
He thought about it carefully and realized that it was either because he had eaten something bad or he had dysmenorrhea, but his stomach pain persisted for many years, so it must be a stomach problem.
Thinking of this, Su Guifa smiled flatteringly and said: "Mayor Bai, you must have a stomachache! The clinic in the village happens to have stomachache medicine, let me go and get it for you!"
"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Bai Qiuling nodded.
"This is what I should do." Su Guifa responded, turned around and ran towards the foot of the mountain.
Unexpectedly, the road was too slippery and the guy lost his balance and fell to the ground with a "snap".
"Ouch! It hurts me to death." Su Guifa groaned and rolled on the ground in pain.
Gudegao was so angry that he gritted his teeth and walked forward while cursing: "Su Guifa, you are so disappointing that you can't even walk steadily."
Su Guifa quickly endured the pain and got up from the ground. He smiled ingratiatingly and said, "Village Chief, it's okay. I, I'll go get the medicine right now."
He got up in panic and limped down the mountain.
Bai Qiuling's stomach pain was slightly better than before.
She thought for a while and said to Goode: "Village Chief Gu, we have a busy schedule today. I don't think we will go down the mountain for lunch at noon. Later, you ask Dr. Su Cun to go to the canteen to buy some snacks, and everyone can eat together.
Come on."
"How can this be done?" Gude smiled and said flatteringly: "Mayor Bai, your stomach is not good, and you need to eat something good to warm your stomach. How about this? I'll call my brother. He used to open a restaurant.
, I asked him to cook some good dishes for you and send them to the mountain later."
"That's okay, just make some lighter home-cooked dishes. Try to be as quick as possible! After inspecting Tanlang Mountain, we have to go to the main mountain behind Taoyuan Village." Bai Qiuling warned seriously.
"Okay! I'll call. It can be delivered in a few hours at most." Gudegao took out his mobile phone and made a call immediately.
"This woman is simply a workaholic. She is in so much pain that she still insists on going up the mountain." Tian Xiaohai looked back at Bai Qiuling and sighed: "Taohua Town can have such a responsible mayor.
It’s a blessing to the townspeople. That’s all, give her a chance to see if she is truly serving the people!”
Tian Xiaohai rushed towards Tanlang Mountain. Along the way, he pretended to look for wild vegetables, but in fact he watched every move of the beautiful mayor.
He wanted to know what the businessman the beautiful mayor was talking about wanted to do with this piece of land, and what his background was.
While I was thinking about it, I suddenly saw a white shadow passing by.
"Little white feet!" Tian Xiaohai couldn't help shouting.
He disappeared after taking the guy down the mountain before, and now he suddenly appeared again.
This gave Tian Xiaohai a sense of joy of regaining what was lost.
"Woof woof!"
Xiao Baijiao turned his head and grinned at Tian Xiaohai, and made a special bark, revealing his white teeth.
"Oh my god! This little white dog is so cute!" Bai Qiuling looked forward and couldn't help but praise from the bottom of her heart.
Gudegao also raised his head and looked forward.
At this time, Tian Xiaohai had already arrived in front of Little White Feet and was stroking its little head with his hands. Little White Feet leaned against him docilely, looking extremely well-behaved.
When Gudegao saw it, he became angry. He glanced disdainfully and sneered: "Huh! Tian Xiaohai, a poor man, has learned the tricks of a rich woman and even raised a pug."
"What kind of pug is there for a country boy to raise? It looks like he is not doing his job properly." Director Qian also mocked.
"Woof woof woof!"
As if he could understand people's words, Little Baijiao broke away from Tian Xiaohai, ran a few steps forward, and barked at the village chief.
"You little bastard, what's your name? If you scare Mayor Bai, I'll crush you to death!" Gudegao raised his leg to step down.
Seeing this, Little Baijiao rushed forward quickly.
"Oh! You little beast, if you dare to charge over, I'll beat you to death!" Gudegao bent down and was about to pick up the stones.
Xiao Baijiao rushed over, raised his head and slapped his crotch hard.
"Crack!"
There was a crisp sound, and Gudegao was knocked upside down by Xiaobaijie. He immediately held his crotch and screamed "Ouch".
"It's over, it's over, it hurts me so much, I'm afraid the egg will break..." Gudegao fell to the ground, roaring to the sky and to the ground.
Director Qian on the side saw Gude Gao being knocked to the ground. He was shocked at first, and then a hint of cold joy flashed in his eyes.
He turned to look at Tian Xiaohai, deliberately pretending to be indignant, and shouted: "Boy, your dog injured the ancient village chief like this. I guess the ancient village chief may not be able to do anything for the rest of his life. Wait until he sells the house to pay for it.
!”
Tian Xiaohai sneered and shook his head: "Don't worry about me, he asked for it!"
"You kid, don't be arrogant." Director Qian gritted his teeth in anger, turned to Bai Qiuling and complained: "Mayor Bai, look at how bad this kid is. A dog can hurt people, but he says he doesn't care about anything.
Call the police, we can’t stand this anymore.”
Hearing this, Bai Qiuling nodded, then turned his face and shouted to Tian Xiaohai with a serious expression: "Tian Xiaohai, are you still being reasonable? You keep dogs without leashes and hurt people casually. You are still reasonable, right? I
I ask you to immediately apologize to the ancient village chief and make compensation. Otherwise, this matter will not be settled so easily."
"Mayor Bai! This matter really has nothing to do with me." Tian Xiaohai smiled and pointed at the little white feet not far away and said: "First of all, this guy is not a dog, he is a sheep. Secondly, the village chief
Take the initiative to provoke it. I have never heard of raising a lamb cake with a rope."
"Ha! It's a sheep. You think we are blind!" Director Qian couldn't help laughing loudly, pointing to the little white feet on the side and said: "It's a sheep. Why doesn't it make a sheep cry?"
"It barks, but you can't understand it." Tian Xiaohai replied disdainfully.
"Woof woof woof!" At this time, Xiao Baijiao raised his head and barked at Director Qian.
"Hahaha! Did you see it? Boy, listen for yourself. Is this the barking of a sheep or a dog?" Director Qian asked with a sneer.
Bai Qiuling on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted angrily at Tian Xiaohai: "That's enough, Tian Xiaohai, you are obviously wrong, why are you still making excuses? It's a sheep or a dog, this is obvious, do you still want to confuse right and wrong?
?That’s all, I don’t want to argue with you, just call the police and let the police handle it!”
After saying that, she immediately called the police.
"Deputy Director Gao, during our inspection of Tanlang Mountain in Taoyuan Village, we encountered an unreasonable villager who unleashed a dog and injured one of our inspection colleagues. Not only did this guy refuse to apologize, he also tried his best to make excuses. This guy is very stubborn.
, even I dare to quarrel with you. You'd better bring more policemen."
Bai Qiuling had a pretty good relationship with Gao Yue, so he reported her to the police directly.
Gao Yue heard that it was Taoyuan Village, and even the beautiful mayor dared to quarrel with it. She immediately thought of Tian Xiaohai, and asked curiously: "Are you talking about Tian Xiaohai?"
"Yes, it's this guy. How did you know it was him?" Bai Qiuling looked surprised.
"It's this guy again." Gao Yue gritted her teeth, not wanting to explain more on the phone, so she could only comfort Bai Qiuling: "Mayor Bai, hold this guy steady, I'll be here right away."
After that, hang up the phone.
Bai Qiuling looked at Tian Xiaohai curiously: "Do you know Gao Yue?"
"Yes! I know you!" Tian Xiaohai nodded.
Hearing this, Gudegao got up from the ground. He endured the pain in his balls and shouted to Bai Qiuling: "Mayor Bai, you shouldn't call that woman Gao Yue."
"Why?" Bai Qiuling was confused.
Gudegao said angrily: "That woman spent the night at Tian Xiaohai's house last night! She must have had an affair with Tian Xiaohai. Is it fair if you let him handle this matter?"
"No way! Will Gao Yue fall in love with this guy?" Bai Qiuling's eyes widened in disbelief.
Just when she was surprised, Tian Xiaohai's cell phone rang. It was Gao Yue.
Tian Xiaohai picked up immediately.
"Tian Xiaohai, why are you causing trouble again? Tell me, did you let your dog hurt someone?"
"Gaomeimei, you have wronged me." Tian Xiaohai said with an aggrieved look: "The only big yellow dog my family has ran away long ago because my family was poor. I don't even have a dog, so why do I still hurt people!"
"You're talking about something else." Gao Yue didn't believe it: "You didn't let the dog hurt anyone, why did Mayor Bai call the police on me?"
"Maybe she doesn't know dogs!" Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"What a joke, does Mayor Bai know dogs?" Gao Yue sneered.
Tian Xiaohai said truthfully: "It is true that she made a mistake. The village chief was not bitten by a dog at all. This guy ate it and had nothing to do. He went to tease a lamb cake and was poked in the crotch by the sheep. Now his balls hurt!"
Gao Yue was confused after hearing this. She sighed in disappointment: "I don't want to hear your explanation. Don't wander around, I'll be here right away!"
She hung up the phone.
Tian Xiaohai laughed at himself helplessly: "I tell the truth, but you don't believe me."
"Ha! You're telling the truth, you're just telling lies with your eyes open." Bai Qiuling sneered, pointed at Tian Xiaohai and cursed: "I really don't understand how Gao Yue could fall in love with a person like you who talks so much about trains. Even dogs.
You can call him a sheep. This is the first time I have seen a man like you who is as thick-skinned as a city wall."
"Mayor Bai, I'm not lying to you. In fact, this is a lamb cake." Tian Xiaohai pointed to the little white feet beside him with a smile and said: "Before the lambs grow horns, they are very similar to dogs."
"Make it up, keep making it up!" Bai Qiuling sneered.
Director Qian also laughed: "Haha! If this were a sheep, I would eat mud!"
Tian Xiaohai smiled indifferently, pointed at the little white feet with his hand and said: "Call for the beauty!"
"Moo hey hey!" Little Baijiao turned around and shouted to Bai Qiuling, as if he could understand people's words.