"Tian Xiaohai, you might as well go and grab it!" Gude gritted his teeth in anger.
"Humph! You think we are stupid!" Director Qian snorted coldly.
Bai Qiuling in the corner responded: "Don't buy his food, let him eat it alone. I wonder who else he can make money from?"
"Mayor Bai, you are here!"
"Mayor Bai!"
"Mayor Bai, you are also in the cave!"
Everyone came back to their senses and looked at Bai Qiuling.
But when they looked at her, some people's eyes looked a little strange.
Especially Gude Gao, whose lustful eyes were darting up and down.
Bai Qiuling finally understood what Tian Xiaohai said before. These guys were really restless. After getting wet, they looked looming, and the eyes of these guys were about to fall off.
This made Bai Qiuling feel like she was being spied on, and she felt very uncomfortable. She even regretted not borrowing Tian Xiaohai's clothes.
"Why are you staring at me? I'm not for food!" Bai Qiuling glanced at a few people, then looked at Tian Xiaohai intentionally and cursed: "Tian Xiaohai, you are going too far. You only buy five hundred thousand for such a useless thing.
.Do you still have a conscience?"
"Ha! Interesting." Tian Xiaohai sneered and nodded: "When it didn't rain before, I told you that it was going to rain. If you listened to my advice, you wouldn't be soaked in the rain, and your food wouldn't be ruined.
It’s gone. If you are willing to listen to me, do you still need to buy barbecue from me?”
"You..." Gude was so angry that he was shaking all over: "Tian Xiaohai, you are deliberately rubbing salt into my wounds. You know that I have lost the food, and you deliberately said this to make people angry."
"I'm angry because pigs are not people!" Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"You called me a pig?" Gudegao was furious.
"That's right, I'm scolding pigs." Tian Xiaohai nodded and said, "Are you stupid? You know that there is a cave nearby, which is flat and clean. Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to go into the cave and eat together? But you are so stupid.
You have to put the basket with the food on the grass, and you have to show it off in front of me, and you have to introduce each item one by one. If you don't waste these few minutes, will you get caught in the rain? What is this other than a pig? "
Tian Xiaohai talked about Gudegao's pain points in every sentence.
This made Gude Gao angry and remorseful. He wanted to hit someone, but he knew he couldn't, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Tian Xiaohai, wait, the police are coming soon. I don't believe Gao Yue would do anything to protect him."
You chose to offend the mayor."
"Eat something first, I don't have time to care about you." Tian Xiaohai put a bunch of pine milk mushrooms into his mouth and ate it with relish.
Village doctor Su Guifa swallowed hard after seeing this.
He came closer and asked Tian Xiaohai in a low voice: "Xiaohai, do you think these milk mushrooms can be cheaper? I want to buy you a bunch."
After toiling on the mountain for several hours, he was really hungry.
"Five hundred strings, not a penny less." Tian Xiaohai replied decisively.
"You...Tian Xiaohai, you won't have any friends if you do this." Su Guifa was so angry that his teeth itched with hatred.
"Friend? Are you worthy?" Tian Xiaohai glanced at Su Guifa, then smiled and patted Niu Dazhi on the shoulder and said: "This is my friend. Anyone who can be my friend, I will not treat him badly."
.Unless he doesn’t know how to cherish me, doesn’t trust me, and insists on choosing to be my enemy, then I can only hope that he will be so hungry that he becomes dizzy.”
Hearing these words, Bai Qiuling felt sad for a while. Aren't she the kind of person Tian Xiaohai said she was? Previously, this boy invited her to eat pine milk mushrooms, but she insisted on holding on, and now her stomach growled with hunger.
She was really a little dizzy. She even began to regret in her heart. Integrity is important, but only when you are hungry do you realize how wonderful food is.
"Xiaohai, how about I send some to Mayor Bai for her to eat? After all, she didn't offend you very much." Niu Dazhi persuaded Tian Xiaohai with a smile.
"No need! I just invited her to eat, but she said she wouldn't eat!" Tian Xiaohai sneered and replied: "She's not hungry, so don't worry about it."
"Hmph! Tian Xiaohai, please stop doing this. It's not that I'm not hungry, but I don't want to eat your food. Everything about you makes me feel sick and disgusting!" Bai Qiuling was already feeling sad, but after hearing Tian Xiaohai's words
, I became angry and sad.
She glanced out of the cave inadvertently, and soon shouted excitedly: "The rain has stopped, let's find ingredients for barbecue!"
"Mayor Bai is right, let's go look for ingredients separately." Director Qian immediately answered.
"Mayor Bai, just wait here and we'll go look for it." Gudegao comforted Bai Qiuling with a flattering smile on his face: "Don't worry, I'm familiar with the situation in this mountain. It shouldn't be difficult to find food."
Disaster."
"Count me in."
"I'll go too!"
Su Guifa and Gudkin responded one after another.
Seeing this, Niu Dazhi was embarrassed to eat any more.
"Count me in!" Niu Dazhi responded. Immediately, he turned his face and said to Tian Xiaohai with some embarrassment: "Xiaohai, let me go and help Mayor Bai find something to eat!"
"Go ahead! I have no grudges against her, and you helping her has nothing to do with me." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile: "Actually, I also thought about helping her, but people don't trust me, so it's impossible.
Please beg her to come and eat my food!”
"You..." Bai Qiuling's heart ached again. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Tian Xiaohai had never done anything to hurt her, but instead tried to help him many times. On the contrary, she doubted him again and again.
.
She really regretted it.
Seeing Bai Qiuling's gloomy face, Niu Dazhi walked over and comforted him with a smile: "Mayor Bai, you look for dry firewood in this cave, and we'll go out to look for food. We should find it soon."
"Okay!" Bai Qiuling nodded, and then said to everyone: "Let's go separate ways! Go and come back quickly."
Everyone dispersed.
Only Bai Qiuling and Tian Xiaohai were left in the cave.
Tian Xiaohai focused on making barbecue. After removing the feathers from the pheasant, he wrapped it in mud and put it into the fire to simmer.
Hare is much simpler. Cut it open with a folding knife and roast it directly on the fire.
These two were relatively difficult to get used to, so after he arranged them, he left them alone.
While Tian Xiaohai was chewing on the roasted pine milk mushrooms, he tied the fresh pine milk mushrooms into skewers with thin branches, put them on the fire and roasted them back and forth until they were medium cooked.
Overflowing.
Bai Qiuling, who was collecting dry firewood in the cave, smelled the fragrance and couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
She turned her head and looked back, and saw that Tian Xiaohai was eating deliciously, and her stomach growled unconsciously. She screamed, and her stomach pain came again.
"You bastard, if you eat so well alone, can't you share some of it with me?" Bai Qiuling cursed secretly, holding her belly in her hands, staring straight at Tian Xiaohai with hatred and anger.
At this time, Director Qian carried a large handful of red-faced and white-legged mushrooms in his clothes, and happily entered the cave: "Mayor Bai, come on, come on. I also picked mushrooms. You see so many, and there are also
She looks so beautiful.”
"Great! We finally have something to eat. Come on, let's light the fire now. I've already gathered some dry firewood. Let's bake some first!" Bai Qiuling couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
"Yeah! I've folded the branches for you to wear the mushrooms. Mayor Bai, just wait and eat. I'll light the fire!" Director Qian poured the mushrooms onto a clean plate with a flattering smile.
On the stone slab, take out the lighter and prepare to light a fire.
"Let's come together!" Bai Qiuling picked up the branches and started to work on stringing the mushrooms.
The fire was quickly lit, and the two of them put the mushrooms on skewers and roasted them on the fire.
Director Qian threw a stone at Tian Xiaohai's side intentionally and provocatively, and immediately laughed proudly.
"Tian Xiaohai, don't think that you are the only one who can get food. Look, it took me less than ten minutes to find the mushrooms, and they look bigger and bigger than your broken pine milk mushrooms.
Fresh and beautiful. These mushrooms are definitely more delicious than yours."
Tian Xiaohai looked forward and saw that the two people were holding red umbrella mushrooms with red umbrellas and white legs. His expression suddenly changed: "You two, throw away the mushrooms quickly. If you eat these mushrooms, you will die!"
"Really?" Bai Qiuling was so frightened that her face turned pale.
"Haha! Tian Xiaohai, you think I'm stupid! Throw it away so that I can buy you pine milk mushrooms that cost 500 yuan a bunch, right?" Director Qian glanced at Tian Xiaohai with disdain, and then looked at Bai Qiuling who was aside.
He comforted: "Director Bai, don't listen to this kid. He is either jealous or bad. This kid just wants to see us hungry."
"I've already said what I said, but if you don't listen, I won't withdraw either!" Tian Xiaohai shook his head helplessly.
"Otherwise, let's forget it! Let's wait until they come back." Bai Qiuling put down the skewers in his hand.
"Mayor Bai, how can you believe what this guy says?" Director Qian glanced at Tian Xiaohai, then turned to Bai Qiuling and whispered: "Tian Xiaohai is a rapist. It is said that he has had many women, what a clever idea
There are so many, if you believe him, you will be fooled sooner or later."
Bai Qiuling's face turned slightly red and she said no more.
"No matter what, let's eat first!" Director Qian picked up a bunch of roasted red mushrooms, blew on them with his mouth, and started to eat them immediately.
Soon, he exclaimed excitedly: "Yeah! It's delicious!"
Director Qian shouted loudly on purpose, but Tian Xiaohai didn't bother to pay attention. As long as he was here, the dead would definitely not die, so they could just ask him for treatment when the time came.
Seeing that Director Qian was eating well, Bai Qiuling was also greedy. She couldn't help but pay for a small piece, but she couldn't stop eating once.
Tian Xiaohai's pheasant was also ripe. He put out the fire and prepared to take out the pheasant.
Seeing this, Director Qian stood up with the skewers and shouted at Tian Xiaohai: "Tian Xiaohai, why did you turn off the engine? Are you out of food? Haha! My mushrooms are big, fat and delicious! Come on, five
I’ll sell it to you for a hundred yuan a bunch!”
Tian Xiaohai smiled: "Let me sing a song for you!"
"What song?" Director Qian was surprised.
"Red umbrella, white umbrella, let's lie down together after eating..."
Listening to these familiar lyrics, Bai Qiuling's face changed drastically: "Could this be the red agaric mushroom that is rumored on the Internet?"