At this time, Su Guifa's voice came from the cave.
"Director Qian, why is your belly so bloated?"
"Oh! Forget it, I was poisoned and I ate more than a pound of cow dung..." Director Qian cried and told his story.
When he heard that Director Qian had eaten cow dung, Su Guifa couldn't help but laugh: "Director Qian, you have been fooled. If you get food poisoning, you don't need to eat cow dung to induce vomiting. You can just drink water or pick your throat. You have been tricked by Tian Xiaohai."
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"Tian Xiaohai, this bastard is so abominable. I don't think he ever thought about saving me at all. He just wanted to sleep with Bai Qiuling." Director Qian scolded angrily.
"No way! Tian Xiaohai put Bai Qiuling to sleep?" Su Guifa opened his mouth into an "o" shape.
"This guy brought Bai Qiuling in, I'm afraid he'll be fucked early!" Director Qian became angrier as he thought about it, and couldn't help but curse: "The most beautiful mayor has been picked up like this, what a good cabbage to let a pig fuck!"
After hearing this, Gudegao cursed angrily: "This rapist is dead. This time he will be imprisoned."
"Haha! The sentence will be at least three to five years." Goodkin couldn't help but laugh proudly.
"Here, it turns out it was rape! I thought Mayor Bai would voluntarily have sex with that boy Tian Xiaohai!" Su Guifa sneered, "Now Tian Xiaohai is really going to jail."
"Voluntary, how is it possible? How is it possible that Mayor Bai would like Tian Xiaohai." Gudegao sneered.
Niu Dazhi sat in the corner without saying a word, his face full of sadness.
Just as he was talking, Gao Yue came over.
"Deputy Director Gao, why didn't you handcuff that boy Tian Xiaohai?" Gude Gao asked.
"Why are you cuffing me? I didn't break the law." Gao Yue said coldly.
"Why didn't he break the law? This guy forced Mayor Bai to have sex. And he said he didn't break the law?" Gude became anxious.
Gao Yue glanced at him: "Which of your eyes saw Mayor Bai being raped by Tian Xiaohai?"
"Ha! Do you still need to watch? We all heard the sound." Gudegao sneered.
Goodkin also added: "Yes, I heard it too. Tian Xiaohai screamed with joy at that time! Of course Mayor Bai also screamed."
"Are you bored? Mayor Bai didn't say anything. Do you need to worry about it? It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are." Gao Yue glanced at a few people and shouted in a cold voice: "I'm warning you not to make things out of nothing and don't spread rumors here.
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She raised her face proudly and walked out of the cave, but she was thinking to herself: Tian Xiaohai, this bastard, really has a way of picking up girls. I'm afraid Mayor Bai really got picked up by this guy!
As soon as Gao Yue walked away, several people in the cave couldn't help but start talking.
"It's over, it's over! It seems that Mayor Bai was not only attracted by this boy Tian Xiaohai, but also willing to obey this boy. The police came, but they didn't sue him. You see, he hasn't come out yet!"
Director Qian seemed to have lost a million, and his face was uglier than an eggplant beaten by frost.
After all, the beautiful mayor is a delicate rose in their unit, and it can also be regarded as a small fantasy in the hearts of many men in their unit.
But now it is shattered.
"Oh! I didn't expect that such a serious woman as Mayor Bai would be fascinated by a boy like Tian Xiaohai. She was obviously hooked, but she didn't dare to admit it." Goode shook his head angrily: "What a good cabbage to let a pig fall over."
Got it!"
"Brother, you don't understand. This isn't denial. I'm afraid this woman has been conquered by Tian Xiaohai. She feels so comfortable! How can you be willing to sue him!" Goodkin smiled disapprovingly: "Woman
Well, they all like to pretend. They are obviously getting along with Tian Xiaohai, but they pretend to be serious. It’s understandable!”
Su Guifa smiled with envy and sighed: "Even Bai Qiuling and other aloof women can be attracted to each other. It seems that this boy Tian Xiaohai really has some skills. If he has a unique skill, he definitely has a unique skill!"
"Haha, maybe it's Tian Xiaohai's job!" Gudjin added with a smile.
"Yes, the work is not good. I'm afraid I should have sued this boy. No wonder I just heard Bai Qiuling shouting that I don't want it. It's because I'm shallow." Director Qian also sighed with envy: "This boy Tian Xiaohai
It’s a great job! There’s nothing I can do about it, it’s so annoying when people compare themselves to each other!”
Gude swallowed his saliva and murmured to himself: "No matter how cold-hearted a woman is, she will turn into a gentle little sheep if she is served comfortably. I don't agree with Tian Xiaohai, but I am convinced by your boy's skills in picking up girls."
oral."
Several people were making dirty jokes at one time or another.
We were so busy chatting for a while that we completely forgot that Bai Qiuling was in the cave.
Listening to the discussion of these people, Bai Qiuling's face turned red with embarrassment, and she wished she could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
"Tian Xiaohai, listen, what do they think of me? They talk about me as if I'm a pervert." Bai Qiuling gritted his teeth in anger and slapped Tian Xiaohai on the shoulder angrily: "It's all your fault, you
You bastard ruined my innocence!"
"Sister Bai, am I the victim, okay?" Tian Xiaohai said with aggrieved expression: "Besides, it seems like they didn't say much about you, right? Aren't they all blaming me?"
"Is it accusing you?" Bai Qiuling laughed coldly: "Isn't this all about praising you? You're great at picking up girls! You're a great job! You have some unique skills! Oh my god, I can't stand listening to what you're talking about.
Let’s go! Let’s go out together!”
"You should go out first! Otherwise, others will really think that we have done something shameful!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and made a gesture of invitation.
"Ha! It's already this time, is there any point in saying this? We didn't do anything to begin with, but in the eyes of others, we did nothing." Bai Qiuling glanced at him disappointedly: "If you don't leave, I will
Walk!"
Tian Xiaohai thought about it and had no choice but to follow.
At this time, Gudegao, Director Qian and others were still chatting.
Bai Qiuling deliberately coughed from afar.
"Hmm!"
Everyone stopped and looked at Bai Qiuling.
"Mayor Bai? Are you out?" Gudegao was suddenly startled. He quickly changed his face and greeted him with a smile: "We were worried about you! Are you okay?"
"Stand still!"
Bai Qiuling shouted angrily.
"What's wrong with Mayor Bai?" Gudegao was startled.
"What did you just say?" Bai Qiuling looked at De Gao coldly: "Explain to me, what is a good job? What is a unique skill?"
"Ah...this..." Gudegao's face was full of embarrassment.
Seeing this, Director Qian, who was lying on the ground, quickly smiled and said in a round voice: "Mayor Bai, we are praising Tian Xiaohai's medical skills. This kid has a unique skill, he can even cure poisoning."
"Really? Is that a good job? Please explain it to me." Bai Qiuling glanced at Director Qian and saw that his belly was swollen like a buffalo. He couldn't help being shocked: "Oh my god, your belly is
Why is it so swollen?"
"The stomach will swell if you are poisoned. It has been more than half an hour since you went in, so it is so swollen." Director Qian gently stroked his belly with his hand, then turned to Tian Xiaohai and begged: "Tian Xiaohai, please save me.
Bar!"
"Doctor Su's medical skills are good, you'd better let him save you!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and looked at Su Guifa aside.
"I...I...I'm not good at medical skills. I don't know how to detoxify at all." Su Guifa forced out a smile in embarrassment. He didn't know massage at all, let alone acupuncture.
"Ha! You don't understand, why do you think I cheated on Director Qian?" Tian Xiaohai asked coldly.
"I was just talking casually." Su Guifa's face turned livid with fear.
"You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense." Tian Xiaohai looked at Su Guifa with an indifferent expression.
The cold eyes made Su Guifa's back feel cold.
"Tian Xiaohai, I...I was wrong! I shouldn't show off in front of you." Su Guifa had a small amount of sweat on his forehead.
"Okay, I'll give you a chance to learn." Tian Xiaohai smiled and leaned towards Su Guifa, whispering: "Aren't you envious of my job? Do you want to learn?"
When Su Guifa heard that the job was good, he immediately thought about it, nodded excitedly and said, "Yes, I want to learn it in my dreams."
As he said that, he deliberately leaned towards Tian Xiaohai's ear and whispered: "Xiaohai, if you pass on to me the unique skill of conquering Mayor Bai, I will be a dog if you want."
"Okay, I'll tell you this unique skill." Tian Xiaohai readily agreed.
"Really, that's great!" Su Guifa came closer and said emotionally: "To be honest, did you use some medicine? How did you get the beautiful mayor so quickly?"
"No, I all rely on these wonderful hands." Tian Xiaohai smiled and flashed his hands.
"Hands on...how...how is this possible?" Su Guifa's eyes widened in shock.
"Come, let me teach you!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and squatted down next to Director Qian, lifted up his clothes, put his hand on his bulging belly, and said with a smile: "Look! Follow the instructions.
Hourly needle massage, one hundred and eighty groups, massage repeatedly until profuse sweating breaks out."
He demonstrated by pressing twice.
Su Guifa frowned suspiciously: "Xiao Hai, that's not right! Aren't you going to teach me how to pick up girls? Why did you end up giving a massage to Director Qian?"
"Come here!" Tian Xiaohai pulled Su Guifa's hand over and pressed it on Director Qian's belly.
Tian Xiaohai smiled and warned: "Just now, I used this method to conquer the beautiful mayor and serve her until she wants it. Next, whether you can conquer Director Qian or not depends on your ability.
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As soon as he said these words, Bai Qiuling "thumped" and burst out laughing, almost falling to the ground.
Thinking about it carefully, her face immediately turned red to the root of her neck. Just now in the dark, it seemed that she had really shouted "No, no, no!"
"Let's go, Mayor Bai, brother Dazhi, let's go have a barbecue." Tian Xiaohai waved to Bai Qiuling and Niu Dazhi, and then glared at Su Guifa: "Press carefully, it depends on you whether you can rescue Director Qian."
A unique skill. If he is saved, he might be willing to give him his life!"
"You..." Su Guifa felt sick when he saw Director Qian's greasy belly.