Gao Yue, who had not walked far away, was startled when she heard the sound, and turned around quickly.
Tian Xiaohai has already hugged Jin Ruyu.
"No way, this bastard Tian Xiaohai really wants to force others..." Gao Yue was so frightened that her face turned pale and she was about to shout.
At this time, he saw Tian Xiaohai squatting down, holding Jin Ruyu's thigh with one hand, and the beautiful woman's slim waist with the other hand, turning her body upside down, and lifting the beautiful woman's legs to shake them three times.
There were only two "snap" sounds, the recording pen and the car keys fell out of Jin Ruyu's arms one after another and fell to the ground.
"Ah...you bastard, let it go, I...my skirt has fallen down and is gone..." Jin Ruyu turned pale with fright and shouted: "Police, help me..."
"Now that you know how to call the police, what did you do earlier?" Gao Yue cursed angrily, but still straightened his waist and walked forward quickly: "Hey! Tian Xiaohai, you kid, please don't mess around."
"You can rest assured that I have a beauty like you as my woman. How could I do anything random?" Tian Xiaohai smiled and put Jin Ruyu down.
"He bullied me! Why don't you take care of your man?" Jin Ruyu shouted to Gao Yue, then said "Wow", simply sat on the ground and started crying.
Gao Yue was speechless, she felt that she was really the woman of this boy Tian Xiaohai.
Seeing that Gao Yue remained silent, Jin Ruyu wiped her tears with her hands and shouted: "You two bullied me together. I will sue you later, but I have a recorder to prove it."
With that said, she stood up and walked forward, ready to pick up the recorder.
"Hey! What are you doing? Don't come over." Tian Xiaohai deliberately looked nervous, took a step to the side, and stepped on the recorder.
Hearing a "click" sound, he stepped on the recorder on the ground and smashed it to pieces.
"Tian Xiaohai, you...you've gone too far." Jin Ruyu pushed Tian Xiaohai angrily.
Tian Xiaohai grabbed the woman's hands, nodded with a smile and said: "I'm sorry, I accidentally stepped on your recorder, otherwise, I will buy you a new one next time!
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"Hmph! Stop doing this. I think you did it on purpose." Jin Ruyu angrily pulled her hands out of Tian Xiaohai's.
"If you think so, I can't help it. Then just think that I stepped on it on purpose!" Tian Xiaohai smiled, picked up the car key from the ground, and waved it in front of Jin Ruyu's face in a cold voice.
: "Please move the car, otherwise, I will deliberately break your car key and you will cry even more sadly!"
"Tian Xiaohai, you are despicable!" Jin Ruyu glared at Tian Xiaohai hatefully, reached out and snatched the car key from his hand, twisted her waist, and angrily pressed the door open button, and quickly walked over to open the car door.
opened.
She got into the car, started the car, reversed it quickly, and adjusted the body.
After straightening the car, Jin Ruyu angrily poked her head out of the car window, made a contemptuous gesture toward Tian Xiaohai and said, "Tian Xiaohai hates you! I will take revenge for today's revenge. Just wait!"
After saying that, she stepped on the accelerator and drove away in the car.
Gao Yue walked over and sighed with a wry smile: "Tian Xiaohai, it seems that the hatred between you and this woman has worsened. You have to be careful! A woman's revenge is more terrifying than a man's."
"What's so scary?" Tian Xiaohai smiled disapprovingly, shook his head at Gao Yue and said, "Didn't you hate me at the beginning? Now you still want to be my second wife!"
"You are so pretty, who wants to be your second wife!" Gao Yue's pretty face turned red, she glared at Tian Xiaohai through gritted teeth, and snorted coldly: "Just wait until you go home to daydream, think about it, my lady.
I won’t marry you either.”
After saying that, she turned around angrily and walked towards the village.
"Let's go! I'm selling melons! Make more money so I can marry a wife early. Two wives and many children will make life very stressful in the future!" Tian Xiaohai shouted intentionally and picked up the rope of the cart.
He opened his legs and started running.
He trotted all the way, dragging a cart full of things, straight to the county seat.
As the cart was about to enter the town road, a rapid honking of car horns was suddenly heard from behind.
"Is it necessary to click so loudly? My carts are already pressing against the side of the road. It's not like I can't pass." Tian Xiaohai turned his head and glanced at an Audi car that was slowly approaching.
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"Oh! I don't even recognize Tian Xiaohai." Suddenly I heard a burst of triumphant laughter coming from the car.
Tian Xiaohai took a closer look and recognized that the driver was none other than his high school classmate Zhou Dachang.
"Zhou Dachang!" Tian Xiaohai nodded excitedly and said, "What a coincidence! Come on, old classmate, let's have a watermelon!"
While he was talking, he had already picked up a watermelon from the cart and handed it to Zhou Dachang.
"Ha! Who cares about your watermelon, Tian Xiaohai? Your family is so poor, even if you give it to us, we can't afford it!" Zhou Dachang sneered, glanced at the cart behind him, and said sarcastically: "Tian Xiaohai
I heard that you will also attend the birthday party of two girls, Yang Fang and Tang Lingling, tonight. You don’t have to sell watermelons to have money to attend the party, right?"
Jin Xiaobiao has already informed his classmates in the classmate group that Tian Xiaohai will also come to attend the birthday party of the two girls tonight. Zhou Dachang and other classmates certainly know that Tian Xiaohai will also go.
Tian Xiaohai really didn't want the relationship between his classmates to become awkward.
He cleared his throat and deliberately changed the subject: "Are you going to attend Tang Lingling and Yang Fang's birthday party too?"
"Haha! Tian Xiaohai, you and others like you are qualified to attend the birthday party of the school beauty Tang, so I am even more qualified." Zhou Dachang said with a disdainful smile.
At this time, two young women's faces peeked out from the back seat and passenger compartment of the car.
"Zhou Dachang, what do you have to talk about with people like Tian Xiaohai? I don't see anyone rushing to sell watermelons so that they can give Goddess Tang a birthday gift?"
"That's right! The Tian family is so poor, I heard they can't even eat meat. It took a lot of effort for them to save so much game and watermelon to sell in the county. Zhou Dachang, please don't delay them. In case these goods can't be sold, Tian Xiaohai will
If you don’t have money to attend Tang’s school beauty’s birthday party, it won’t be nice to blame us then.”
It was the two girls in the class who were particularly foul-mouthed, Fengmei and the man-in-law, who were being mocked by the cold words.
These two women have always had a good relationship with Jin Xiaobiao, but they are very distant from Tian Xiaohai.
It is precisely because of this that Tian Xiaohai can no longer even remember the correct names of the two girls.
He looked at the two women and then said with a smile: "Sister Feng...oh no, Sister Feng, you two must have guessed it right. I really sold watermelon and game before I had time to rush to the Grand Hyatt."
I attended the birthday party of two girls in the hotel. The work is honorable and not shameful. I am proud of it!"
"Humph! I'm so angry."
"It's so funny that it makes sense to be poor."
The two women snorted coldly and looked away haughtily.
Tian Xiaohai was too lazy to pay attention. He pointed at Zhou Dachang and shook his head with a smile: "And you, pig intestines, don't hang around with strings. I'm poor and I don't eat your rice. Take good care of you.
Just yourself!”
"You bastard, who are you calling a pig's intestines?" Zhou Dachang yelled at Tian Xiaohai angrily.
"Ha! Is there any need to scold you?" Tian Xiaohai sneered and shook his head: "Who in the class doesn't know that your nickname is Pig Intestine? Your classmates used to call you that, but now you have a fat head.
If you have big ears, like a pig, then your belly will be full of fat intestines. A veritable pig intestine. Haha! Let’s go, I don’t have time to talk nonsense with you.”
After finishing speaking, Tian Xiaohai picked up the pull rope of the trolley and hurried forward.
"Tian Xiaohai, please stop! I want you to look good." Zhou Dachang gritted his teeth in anger, pushed open the car door and chased him out.
Tian Xiaohai turned around and saw this guy running out of breath, like a fat pig. He couldn't help but laugh: "Okay! If you have the guts, you can chase him. If you catch up, I'll let you beat him."
He pulled up the cart and started running.
"Hmph! Tian Xiaohai, you forced me to do this. I'm only 18 meters tall and weigh about 200 kilograms, but I'm afraid I won't be able to beat you." Zhou Dachang cursed angrily, opened his legs, raised his fist and chased after Tian Xiaohai.
go.
"Catch up with me first!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and made a provocative move towards Zhou Dachang, and shouted with a smile: "Big fat pig, you are full of fat intestines, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch up."
"Tian Xiaohai, you are really confident! I am empty-handed and you are dragging the cart, but I am afraid that I can't outrun you. Just wait, I will catch up with you and see if I don't beat you up." Zhou Dachang sped up.
The speed picked up.
Tian Xiaohai smiled indifferently, secretly summoned thunder energy, and started running quickly while dragging the cart.
There was a slight slope going down, so Tian Xiaohai ran much more easily. With the slight assistance of the trolley, he seemed to be flying, with a feeling of airiness and no effort at all.
On the other hand, Zhou Dachang became more and more tired as he ran. After running for about two hundred meters, he was already out of breath.
"Tian Xiaohai, you bastard, don't run away if you have the guts. If I catch you, I won't beat you up." He sat down on the ground, scolded and gasped: "Wait, when you get to the hotel, look at me
I won’t deal with you.”
"Pig intestines, you can't do this! You disappeared so quickly. No wonder I heard that several of your girlfriends broke up with you. It turns out that your physical strength is too weak and you can't do that!" Tian Xiaohai shouted with a smile.
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Pig intestines are so angry!
But seeing Tian Xiaohai dragging the cart with a relaxed look on his face, he couldn't do anything. He could only pat his thigh and give a cold warning: "Tian Xiaohai has the guts to come to the hotel at night, see if I don't deal with you!"