At the corner, I bumped into Goode, who was naked and hurrying on his way.
Tian Xiaohai deliberately pretended not to know and said with a smile: "Village Chief, you are playing with fruit in the middle of the night!"
Gudegao was startled, and when he saw it was Tian Xiaohai, his face turned pale instantly.
He is now afraid of Tian Xiaohai.
Gude cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Xiao Hai, I was wrong. I will never dare to provoke Gao Xiuyun again. By the way, there is also Liu Xiulan. Of course, I have never provoked Tang Lingling. Don't worry.
, as long as it is your woman, I will not mess with it. Please let me go, how about we turn enemies into friends?"
Tian Xiaohai's face turned red when he heard these words, as if these beauties were all his women.
This misunderstanding is really deep. But it is difficult to explain clearly. The village chief will definitely not believe him.
Anyway, it is good for the village chief to mistakenly think that these beauties are his women, so that he does not dare to provoke them.
However, I am afraid that this guy will talk nonsense everywhere and ruin his reputation.
It seems that it is necessary to give this old pervert a good warning.
Thinking of this, Tian Xiaohai cleared his throat and said to Gude: "Village chief, please don't spread rumors about me! If people in the village hear this, I will ask you for reputational damages."
"Xiaohai, don't worry, I will never say anything about you to anyone else." Gudegao was so frightened that he knelt down.
"Okay, you can go." Tian Xiaohai waved his hand towards Goode.
Goode shook his neck and came closer to Tian Xiaohai curiously: "Xiaohai, can you tell me your special skills in picking up girls? You have so many beauties at once. How did you pick up this girl?
Woolen cloth?"
"Get out!" Tian Xiaohai glared at Gudegao angrily.
"Hehe! I'm just asking." The village chief shrank his neck in fright, and nodded to Tian Xiaohai with a smile: "Xiaohai, don't worry, I will never tell anyone about this. I wish you a good time picking up girls! Let's go now!"
Gudegao showed a lewd smile and trotted towards Gu's house.
"I'll go! In Gudegao's eyes, I've become the same thing as him. When will I still have the ability to pick up girls?" Tian Xiaohai smiled bitterly, shook his head and sighed: "That's all, use practical actions.
Come and prove yourself! I, Tian Xiaohai, will not be like you, Gudegao, who is good for nothing but playing with women."
He dragged the cart and rushed home.
When Tian Xiaohai returned home, he deliberately changed into old clothes and trousers, then fastened two snakeskin bags to his waist, and hurried towards Gao Xiuyun's house.
"Meow... meow..."
He learned two meows under the window.
"Sister is here!" A sweet voice came from behind.
Turning around, she saw Gao Xiuyun wearing a set of light red pajamas and walking towards Tian Xiaohai with a smile.
"Sister, why are you here in pajamas?"
"You bought everything, but if you don't wear it, that's not a waste!" Gao Xiuyun smiled charmingly at Tian Xiaohai: "It's okay, this set of pajamas is not that revealing. My sister is also wearing underwear underneath! I thought about it, tonight I will be with my old classmate
When we meet, we can’t be too shabby. My sister usually doesn’t have much good clothes. Your silk pajamas look high-end and classy. My sister wants to take advantage of you tonight and wear it to show off.”
"Sister, that's not necessary!" Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"You don't understand. My classmate is more realistic. If I am poorly dressed, he will definitely criticize me." Gao Xiuyun looked at Tian Xiaohai and said in surprise: "Xiaohai, why did you change into such an old dress?"
"We are going on an adventure, not a blind date." Tian Xiaohai comforted Gao Xiuyun: "Sister, your classmate's attention is her business, there is no need for us to compare with her."
"But this will make people look down upon." Gao Xiuyun shook her head and said, "Xiaohai, why don't you go change your clothes!"
"Sister, it's really unnecessary. People who look down on you. She will only be jealous of you if you are well-dressed, and despise you if you are poorly-dressed. If you can never pee together with such a person, it is better not to date." Tian Xiaohai said seriously.
Di Chao Gao Xiuyun advised: "Sister, we live for ourselves, not for others."
"That's right! Sister, I listen to you." Gao Xiuyun glanced at her chest and said with a red face: "Xiao Hai, do you think I'm too revealing?"
"No, you're still wearing underwear, aren't you?" Tian Xiaohai smiled and leaned towards Gao Xiuyun's ear: "Sister, actually you look better if you show a little more. You're sexy and generous! I like it!"
He was telling the truth. Gao Xiuyun's figure was comparable to Su Nian's. With a little dressing up, she would definitely be a beauty.
"Sister, I will wear it for you every night from now on." Gao Xiuyun twisted her waist and smiled sweetly: "Let's go, my classmates are almost here."
"Um!"
Five minutes later, the two came to the side of Taojiang Road.
Tian Xiaohai sat cross-legged under the tree, preparing to exercise and adjust his breathing.
He didn't sleep much in the past few days, relying entirely on pranayama. An hour of meditating or lying down to pranayama was equivalent to four or five hours of sleep for an ordinary person.
"Xiaohai, you've stayed up a lot of nights these days. How about your sister holding you to sleep? Just like when you were herding cows when you were a child, you slept on your sister's lap, so that your head and neck won't be sore.
." Gao Xiuyun saw Tian Xiaohai meditating, smiled and tugged on his clothes.
"Sister, it's okay. I'm also taking a rest while meditating." Tian Xiaohai smiled and waved his hand.
"Sitting is not as comfortable as lying down! Come here! My sister is holding you, and you just lie in my arms or on my lap. My classmate will call you when he comes." Gao Xiuyun hugged Tian Xiaohai's neck,
Lean into your own chest.
"Sister, I really don't need to..." Tian Xiaohai was startled.
At this time, I suddenly saw a bunch of car lights shining in the distance.
"Sister, your classmate is here." Tian Xiaohai shouted.
Gao Xiuyun turned around and saw a car approaching in the distance.
"It's really here! Xiaohai, follow me!" She stood up, straightened her clothes, and walked towards the road with a smile.
Two minutes later, a black Honda car stopped beside the two people.
"Hey! Xiuyun, you brought a man here. Who is this man?" A young woman dressed in a coquettish way got out of the car and waved to Gao Xiuyun.
Behind her was a fat middle-aged man wearing a Tang suit.
"Let me introduce, this is my brother next door, Tian Xiaohai. This is my classmate Wanni." Gao Xiuyun took the initiative to introduce Tian Xiaohai and his classmates.
"Xiuyun, didn't I tell you? Now everyone calls me by my English name Cathy, Wanni, Wanni, how tacky!" The charming woman snorted coldly, and then smiled sinisterly towards Tian Xiaohai: "The young man looks like
You are quite spirited, I am afraid you are three or four years younger than Xiuyun!"
"Sister Xiuyun is four years older than me." Tian Xiaohai answered truthfully.
"Oh, this is such a sweet cry." The charming woman named Casey said to Tian Xiaohai with disdain: "I really don't understand why you can even eat the soft rice of a woman like Gao Xiuyun. You don't know that she is very poor.
?”
Tian Xiaohai's face suddenly turned gloomy, and he said coldly: "My sister is poor, and you don't need to support her. You have no right to put on a bad face and show it to others. In addition, I am not living on a soft diet. I support a family on my own."
, although I am poor, I am so poor that I am ambitious. To put it politely, what is going on between me and Sister Xiuyun has nothing to do with you. To put it crudely, it is none of your business!"
"You..." Casey was so angry that he turned to Gao Xiuyun and shouted: "Gao Xiuyun, don't you just leave your little man alone?"
"Wanni, no, Casey. You said that about Xiaohai, and I'm very angry." Gao Xiuyun's face also darkened.
"Gao Xiuyun, you actually want to fall out with me because of a little man?" Casey said coldly.
At this time, the middle-aged man behind her came over, smiled and comforted: "Kathy, it's not worth it for you to be angry for a man you don't know."
The middle-aged man whispered a few words softly into Xi's ear.
Casey nodded proudly.
The middle-aged man smiled slyly, turned around and nodded to Gao Xiuyun and Tian Xiaohai: "I'm sorry, my girlfriend Casey just now was indeed a bit reckless. I apologize to you on her behalf. By the way, my name is Yi Tian. I am proficient in Feng Shui and numerology.
No one else knows me as Master Yi in the art of physiognomy. Come on, buddy, let’s get to know each other.”
Yi Tian smiled and extended his right hand towards Tian Xiaohai.
Out of politeness, Tian Xiaohai also extended his right hand.
"Brother, I see you have a dirty look. I'm afraid you have been on bad luck these past few years!" Yi Tian deliberately looked surprised, pointed at Tian Xiaohai's lips and said, "Look at your lip line, which is now black."
, your eyes are dull, this is a sign of death, I'm afraid you won't live to be thirty!"
Obviously, this is cursing Tian Xiaohai.
Tian Xiaohai smiled disapprovingly and said: "Brother, let me show you a picture too!"
"You know how to read faces?" Casey said with a look of disdain: "Don't be ridiculous, my boyfriend is a person who learns easily. What do you know when you are just a weakling?"
"You will know if you understand or not." Tian Xiaohai looked at Cathy and said with a smile: "I see you have a mole on your face, you have a strong desire, and you also like to steal people, and the ones you steal are all old men."
"You're talking nonsense!" Casey raised his hand and wanted to hit her.
Tian Xiaohai grabbed the opponent's wrist.
"Seeking death!" Yi Tian rushed over angrily.
"Don't worry, if I'm not sure about your girlfriend, I'll beat you up before it's too late!" Tian Xiaohai pointed at Casey with a smile and said: "Not only do you like to steal people, but you also often don't wear leggings. You didn't have any tonight.
Wear, I kindly remind you that there are many insects in the mountains, so be careful of getting bitten."
"You also know this?" Yi Tian looked surprised.
"Don't listen to his nonsense." Casey yelled angrily.
"But you really didn't wear any clothes tonight?" Yi Tian felt that his head was green and looked at Casey suspiciously: "It seems that you really like to steal people?"