While talking, Yi Tian came over and gave Shouhou a push.
The thin monkey staggered and almost hit the wall of the cave. He gritted his teeth in anger: "You bastard, I almost hit the wall."
"Hmph! You've made me and my wife sleep. It's a waste if I let you bump into the cave wall! Hurry up and go into the auxiliary cave in front." Yi Tian pushed the thin monkey hard, remembering that he was being raped by the thin monkey.
Cuckold, I have the intention to kill him.
"Lead the way, just lead the way. Do you need to push?" Thin Monkey snorted coldly and walked honestly at the front of the team.
After walking for a while, I suddenly heard a "chirp" sound coming from the front.
Tian Xiaohai looked forward and saw a pair of yellow-skinned men in front of them, wandering around the entrance to the cave. One of the yellow-skinned men had a small red flower hanging on its head.
"Isn't this the pair of yellow men in the wing room earlier?" Tian Xiaohai felt surprised.
"It's really unlucky. This yellow leather boy will stand up. I'm afraid it's a goblin! Bah! Go to hell!" Yi Tian bent down and picked up a stone from the ground, and threw it directly at the yellow leather boy at the entrance of the cave.
The two yellow-skinned dogs jumped to the side with a swoosh.
But soon, I saw one of the slightly larger yellow-skinned ones pick a green ivy leaf from the cliff, put it on his head, stood up straight again, and kept shaking his tail, looking like
It's like dancing.
Seeing this scene, Yi Tian immediately thought of being cuckolded, and couldn't help but get angry.
"This beast is making fun of me for being cuckolded! Go to hell, I have to kill these two little beasts today." Yi Tian picked up a wooden stick and chased the weasel.
A pair of yellow men were chased so hard that they were panting from exhaustion.
"Okay, stop making trouble!" Tian Xiaohai shouted to Yi Tian.
"I was cuckolded by this stupid joke. Do you think I can stop being angry?" Yi Tian replied unconvinced.
"All things have spirits. This yellow leather boy suddenly blocked the entrance of the cave. Maybe he wants to tell us something. Get out of the way first and let me have a look!" Tian Xiaohai pushed Yi Tian away with his hand and walked forward quickly.
A pair of yellow-skinned men were trembling with fear and huddled in the corner of the secondary cave entrance.
"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." Tian Xiaohai squatted down with a smile. The strange thing was that Huang Pizi in front of him seemed to recognize him, and he was no longer as nervous as before.
I saw two furry yellow guys, leaning on each other, their eyes moving, and from time to time they would stick out their tongues and lick their noses.
"Sister Xiuyun, give the remaining half of the chicken to these two little guys!" Tian Xiaohai turned around and waved to Gao Xiuyun.
"Okay!" Gao Xiuyun hurried over and handed the remaining half of the chicken to Tian Xiaohai.
Tian Xiaohai broke the remaining half of the chicken in half and handed it to the two yellow skins. He smiled and said: "Come on, I'll give it to you two. Just treat it like making friends! If this hole belongs to you, just use it."
That's right. If you two want to tell us something, just wag your tails to express your opinion!"
Huang Pizi took the chicken and just ate it with big mouthfuls. He had no idea what Tian Xiaohai was talking about.
Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
He stroked the backs of the two yellow-skins with his hand and asked with a smile: "Is there any danger in this cave? Do you two want to tell us not to go in, right?"
There was no reaction, the two guys just kept their heads down and ate the chicken.
Seeing this, Yi Tian couldn't help laughing loudly: "Tian Xiaohai, don't waste your expressions. All things are animistic! Animistic farts, I think these two guys can't do anything except fart!"
As soon as I finished speaking, there was indeed a strong smell that spread in the air.
"Here, I really farted. It stinks!" Yi Tian hurriedly pinched his nose with his hands and stepped aside.
Hearing the sound, Tian Xiaohai and all the beauties also held their noses and retreated.
The thin monkey ran towards the auxiliary cave in an exaggerated manner, shouting: "It stinks!"
"Hey! Skinny Monkey, stop here, don't run!" Yi Tian quickly chased after him.
Just two steps after chasing him, a huge boulder suddenly collapsed from above the thin monkey's head.
The thin monkey heard the sound of the wind and jumped two or three meters away.
"Boom!"
The boulder fell, kicking up countless dust.
The thin monkey rolled to the ground and escaped disaster.
Everyone was horrified.
I lamented both the danger in the auxiliary cave and the skinny monkey's quick reaction.
The dust and smoke dissipated, and the thin monkey was seen covering his throat with his hands, squatting on the ground, and vomiting on the ground without stopping.
While spitting, this guy kept yelling: "It stinks, this weasel's fart is so stinky."
Tian Xiaohai was suddenly shocked. He didn't expect that Slim Monkey would be so disgusted with farting.
The boulder fell and almost killed this guy. The thin monkey didn't even say a sigh. Instead, he paid attention to the smelly fart that the weasel had released earlier. No wonder, this guy and Casey were doing good things and died because of a fart.
Throw away your hands and leave.
"It turns out that farts are the nemesis of skinny monkeys!" Tian Xiaohai smiled knowingly.
"Come on, let's go in quickly. It is said that the traps in this cave alternate between day and night. There are six traps in total, three traps during the day and three traps at night. If you can clear the three levels within the specified time, you can enter immediately
To get the treasure inside the treasure room, simply put, you have to clear three levels during the day or at night within six hours.
If you delay, you will have to pass all three levels during the day and night, for a total of six levels." Yi Tian said to the crowd with a serious expression: "The top of the thin monkey's head earlier.
The collapsed boulder should be one of the three dangerous levels in the night. Therefore, we must seize the time to get through the remaining two levels."
"What time do you call the three night passes and the three white passes as the boundary?" Tian Xiaohai asked curiously.
"Mao hour is the boundary of daytime, and You hour is the boundary of night. It is now the time for the three levels of night. It is about to enter the Yin time. There are still two hours to enter Mao time. We must seize the time to complete the three levels of night within two hours.
Pass, otherwise, you will have to go through the third white level again. Come on, everyone, follow up!" Yi Tian waved his hand and ran forward quickly.
"Come on, let's go and have a look." Tian Xiaohai also waved to the beauties and followed them.
As soon as he left, a pair of yellow leather men followed quietly.
Everyone caught up with the thin monkey again.
Yi Tian kicked the thin monkey on the back and said coldly: "Get up and continue to lead us."
"Hmph! Do you want me to die? There was a landslide in the cave earlier, and I was almost buried under a stone. You want me to lead the way? I won't leave!" Shouhou sat down angrily.
"Let me do it!" The black girl carried the electric baton she had picked up earlier, walked to the skinny monkey, and directed a "beep beep beep" at his lower abdomen.
"Ah... don't..." The thin monkey was so electrified that he seemed to be dancing. He twisted his body violently a few times and shouted out loud: "I will lead... I will lead the way."
"Get to the front." The black girl pushed the thin monkey hard.
"Okay, I'm going to explore the way." Shouhou glanced at the black girl coldly, and whispered unconvincingly: "Humph! Little bitch, just wait, if there is a chance to fall into my hands again, I will
The first one pushed you into the pile of rocks and did it to you."
His voice was very low, but the black girl could still hear it.
"What did you say?" The black girl waved the baton in front of the thin monkey. The thin monkey shrank his head in fright, and said with a flattering smile: "I said, if you need anything, I will do it for you."
Done."
"Pah!" Black Girl slapped him in the face and said coldly: "Young Master, do you think this fairy is deaf? You want to pin me down in a pile of rocks. I see you
It’s impossible in this life. Just wait and be cannon fodder on the way to break through!”
The thin monkey touched his burning face and wanted to resist but didn't dare, so he gritted his teeth and continued to lead the way.
The rest of the journey went very smoothly, and everyone followed him for a long time without any trouble.
"It's strange, after walking for so long this time, why is there no movement at all?" Yi Tian turned his head and looked around with a curious look on his face, murmuring.
As soon as he finished speaking, the thin monkey jumped up suddenly: "I'll go, there's a snake!"
With a cry, Tian Xiaohai looked forward and saw five or six cobras on the ground, spitting out their cobras and biting the skinny monkey's legs.
The skinny monkey was very fast. He jumped into an open space in front of him.
Just when his feet landed on the ground, he suddenly heard a "boom" and his whole body seemed to have stepped on the air and fell down.
Suddenly, a one-meter-square cave appeared in front of everyone.
"It's so tight!" Suddenly he heard Skinny Monkey yelling, his face flushed, and then he heard two "plop" and "plop" sounds, and the rope and stockings tied around his wrists broke.
The thin monkey stretched out his hands proudly, and then laughed loudly: "Haha! I broke through the Mingmen acupoint."
After saying that, he turned his face and pointed at Tian Xiaohai: "Boy, you are dead. Tonight, I want to watch you and your beauties, happy until you die. Haha!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a "sudden" sound and something pecked his butt.
He turned around and saw seven or eight cobras in the cave, spitting snake bites at him, and one of them even pecked his butt twice.
"Wo Cao, there are snakes here too. They are deadly!"