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Chapter 346: Rock Paper Scissors

With the encouragement of all the beauties, Tian Xiaohai's fighting power instantly exploded, especially the heartfelt words of the beautiful Mo Da at the end, which really moved him.

"Come on! Skinny Monkey, I'm willing to risk everything."

"Let me see how you die!"

The thin monkey was so angry that he gritted his teeth and struck even more cruelly than before.

The two of them hit and hit until they reached the entrance of the secondary cave.

The light is getting brighter and brighter.

Tian Xiaohai fought and retreated, taking several punches from Shouhou along the way.

Every time a skinny monkey hits her, the hearts of all the beauties will hurt.

Fortunately, Tian Xiaohai has an optimistic and positive heart.

"Woah! This skinny monkey's fists are quite heavy! I, a pure man, can hardly bear it."

He shouted with a smile.

"You are pure ass! Even if you are pure, so what, you are still not worthless." Thin Monkey cursed angrily.

"Haha! I'm at least worth a little more than you, and at least my beauty team will feel sorry for me." Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.

"Go to hell!" Thin Monkey punched him with his fist.

"I'll go, be gentle, smash it, and my army of beauties will directly destroy you, you ugly monster." Tian Xiaohai joked with a smile. In fact, he was deliberately irritating the thin monkey, so that this guy would mess up.

"Ah! I'm so angry!" Thin Monkey jumped anxiously.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a chirping sound coming from behind.

"Huangpizi!"

Tian Xiaohai felt happy.

He looked sideways and found a small cave-like room on a hillside near the entrance of the cave. The pair of yellow-skinned men were leaning against each other in the dark small room.

One head wears a green leaf, and the other wears a red flower.

Tian Xiaohai recognized this pair of guys just at a glance. They were the same pair of yellow men who had had a wedding ceremony in the side room before.

This yellow-skinned couple even ate the chicken he gave them!

Huang Pizi loves to fart, and Slender Monkey is most afraid of farts.

Next, let's see if these two little guys can help me.

Tian Xiaohai was secretly happy and deliberately retreated to the entrance of the hillside.

"Come on! Skinny Monkey, you can beat me to death if you can!"

He spit a thick mouthful of phlegm directly on the thin monkey's face.

"Tian Xiaohai, you bastard, you can't beat me, so you are just trying to be clever. Okay, I want you to die. If you die, I will throw you into a hole and burn you on fire."

The thin monkey was so angry that he gritted his teeth. He reached out and took out a lighter. He was really planning to use his special move to kill Tian Xiaohai in one move. Then he found some dry firewood and piled it on this guy.

It was immediately set on fire.

As soon as he finished speaking, a pair of yellow-skinned men from the cave ran out with their tails between their legs, making a "chirp" sound.

"Huangpizi?" The thin monkey's eyes widened when he saw it.

"Brother, come one." Tian Xiaohai smiled calmly, and then made a fart sound for Huang Pizi with his mouth.

"Don't!"

With a muffled sound, a strong smell immediately spread in the air.

"Here, I really farted." Tian Xiaohai smelled the smell first and quickly pinched his nose with his hands.

"Oh my god, it stinks! I can't stand it, I'm going crazy!" The thin monkey looked like he was going crazy. He pinched his nose and turned around and wanted to run away.

Tian Xiaohai had already expected that this guy was afraid of farts.

He stretched out his right leg and hooked it, tripping the thin monkey to the ground.

"Go to hell!"

Tian Xiaohai picked up a stone and threw it directly at Shouhou's arm.

There was just a "click" sound, and Shouhou's entire arm was broken by Tian Xiaohai's stone.

"Come again!" Tian Xiaohai picked up the rocks and prepared to smash them again.

The thin monkey tried his best to kick Tian Xiaohai in the stomach with his foot.

With a "pop" sound, the thin monkey kicked Tian Xiaohai five meters away.

After Tian Xiaohai fell to the ground, he immediately turned over and stood up. He gritted his teeth and sneered: "Come again!"

"Ah... my hand... my hand is useless..." Skinny Monkey had no intention of fighting anymore and quickly got up. Looking to the right, he saw that his whole arm was hanging in the air and was beaten to a bloody pulp.

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He ran out of the cave like crazy.

"Finally won!" Tian Xiaohai laughed wildly.

At this time, a pair of yellow-skinned men not far from him immediately swung their tails, made a "squeaking" sound, and spun around in circles, seeming to be cheering for something.

"Xiao Hai wins!" Mo Wanqing shouted excitedly.

"Xiao Hai is fine!"

"Come on, let's go over and take a look."

"Quick, come over and take a look."

All the beauties rushed towards Tian Xiaohai.

A smile flashed across the corner of Tian Xiaohai's mouth, and he swayed, then fell back with a "boom".

Upon seeing this, a pair of yellow men immediately ran over and circled around Tian Xiaohai, making bursts of "squeaking" sounds from their mouths.

"Tian Xiaohai, what's wrong with you?"

"Tian Xiaohai Xiaohai, what's wrong with you?"

"Brother farmer, what's wrong with you?"

"Xiao Hai, you must not let anything happen to you!"

All the beauties ran towards Tian Xiaohai like flying.

He ran up to her and hugged her and shook her.

Tian Xiaohai slowly opened his eyes, but what he saw in front of him was a different scene.

At this moment, what appeared in front of him was the beautiful women who looked like fairies, and they were still in the most intimate posture.

"No, this is an illusion. You must not make a mistake in front of all the beauties! If you make a mistake, recognize the wrong person, and do the wrong thing, it will be embarrassing and huge." Tian Xiaohai secretly warned himself not to make any mistakes.

What idea.

He gritted his teeth, quickly pushed away the beauties with his hands and shouted: "No, I want to find a place to be quiet. You guys wait here for me for a while."

After saying that, he turned around and quickly rushed into the dark little cave where the pair of yellow men were staying.

The small cave dwelling was embedded in a hillside. Like a nimble monkey, Tian Xiaohai rushed up in the blink of an eye and got directly into the cave.

"Hey! Xiaohai, what are you doing?" Gao Xiuyun stood up with a worried look on her face and was about to chase her.

Seeing this, Mo Wanqing quickly grabbed her with her hands and said with a serious expression: "Sister Xiuyun, I'm afraid something is wrong. I see that the corners of Xiaohai's mouth are already bleeding. I'm afraid the blood has attacked the heart. Some of us are

A little sacrifice must be made. How about I...I go in and help him detoxify!"

After saying that, she lowered her head with a flushed face.

Hearing this, all the beauties looked at each other in confusion.

Soon, I immediately understood what Mo Wanqing meant.

"No, Miss, you are a rich man. How can I force you to detoxify Tian Xiaohai? Let me do this!" Xiao Lin blushed and bit his lips and said, "Tian Xiaohai saved me.

He lost his life two or three times, so I should pay something for him."

"Let me go! If it weren't for Tian Xiaohai, I would have died several times now. I have already thought about it. Just let me go!" The short-haired girl also nodded to the beauties with a firm look on her face.

"Let me go! Xiaohai and I grew up together and know him better. It would be more appropriate for me to go. In this way, I can also take better care of him." Gao Xiuyun puffed up her chest and looked at her seriously.

Everyone said: "You all stand down and let me go!"

"Sister Xiuyun, no! It's not appropriate for you to go. I understand pharmacology and Chinese medicine. I should be able to cooperate with Tian Xiaohai to detoxify the body. Besides, I have already promised him before..." Mo Wan

Qing raised her face again and answered.

After saying that, her face turned red to the root of her neck.

"Everyone thinks it's more appropriate to go by themselves. Otherwise, let's use rock-paper-scissors! Let fate decide it!" Gao Xiuyun bit her lip and said.

"good!"

All the beauties looked at each other and nodded in unison.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

"Xiao Lin, quit!"

"Ah! Okay!"

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

"Short-haired sister, please quit."

"What a pity! I can't repay brother Xiaohai personally."

"Scissors..." Mo Wanqing was about to reach out and bet with Gao Xiuyun.

Gao Xiuyun smiled at her and said: "Sister Wanqing, I think Xiaohai's injury is quite serious. Besides, the situation in the cave is unknown. How about we arrive at the entrance of the cave and decide who will go in! I want to take a look at Tian Xiaohai's condition. By the way,

It’s good to have someone to look after you.”

"Okay! Okay, then let's go up together. You guys wait here for us to come back. Remember to protect us." Mo Wanqing warned Xiao Lin and the short-haired girl with a serious expression.

"Um!"

The two beauties responded at the same time.

"Let's go!" Gao Xiuyun and Mo Wanqing looked at each other, turned around and prepared to walk towards the entrance of the hillside.


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