At the moment of lightning, Tian Xiaohai pushed Zhang Er away at an extremely fast speed.
The red sports car braked suddenly, and the car's tires rubbed against the ground, leaving a clear mark. With a "chirp" sound, the car stopped one meter away from Tian Xiaohai.
The door of the sports car opened, and a young woman wearing a red miniskirt stepped out of the car.
Immediately afterwards, a tall young man wearing camouflage uniforms in the passenger seat also got out of the car.
The man quickly rushed to Tian Xiaohai and shouted angrily at him: "Do you want to die? Didn't you see that this is a sports car? I dared to run around on the road and almost killed you!"
With that said, he pointed at Zhang Er, who was standing by the roadside with his hand: "And you!"
"Shut up!" The woman in the miniskirt walked over, tugged on the bodyguard's clothes with her hand, and then came to Tian Xiaohai, looked him up and down, and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"
"It's okay! I'm fine!" Tian Xiaohai nodded.
Zhang Er, who was beside him, was so frightened that he walked over. With a "plop", he fell to the ground and worshiped the woman in the miniskirt.
"Auntie, please forgive me! Don't hit me..."
"What do you mean? I didn't mean to hit you!" The woman in the miniskirt looked at Zhang Er curiously.
Zhang Er was stunned and trembling all over, and continued to kowtow: "My aunt, please forgive me...please don't hit Tian Xiaohai, please, he is introducing me to his wife!"
"I didn't hit him!" The woman in the miniskirt spread her hands and showed an innocent expression.
Zhang Er was stunned but seemed not to hear anything and continued to worship the woman in the miniskirt.
"Auntie, please spare your life!..."
"Why are you like this?" The woman in the miniskirt glanced at Zhang Er with some displeasure.
"I'm sorry, let me do it!" Tian Xiaohai quickly walked to Zhang Erleng's side, helped him up and comforted him with a smile: "Erleng, I'm fine, stop making trouble and go back!"
"No, I can't let him hit you. You still have to introduce me to my wife!" Zhang Er nodded to Tian Xiaohai, turned around again and worshiped the woman in the miniskirt.
Seeing this, the bodyguard rushed over and pulled Zhang Er up.
Zhang Er was so frightened that his legs went weak and he shouted loudly: "Don't hit me, don't hit me..."
"Ah Wei, stop it!" the woman in short skirt quickly shouted to the bodyguard.
She finally saw that Zhang Er was a fool.
The woman in the miniskirt shook her head helplessly and told the bodyguard: "Go to the car and get my bag."
"Yes!" The bodyguard turned around and took out a LV women's bag from the car and handed it to the woman in the miniskirt. The woman took out a thick wad of banknotes from the bag and handed it to Zhang Er.
"Take it, this is my compensation for you. Our affairs are settled. Leave now, I don't want to see you again."
"Thank you, grandma!" Zhang Er was stunned and stretched out his hand to take the money.
"Wait!" Tian Xiaohai quickly walked over, pushed the woman in the miniskirt back, smiled and shook his head and said: "You are not trying to find fault in this matter, we were not injured, there is no need to pay compensation!"
"It's okay, just think of it as me buying peace of mind! As the saying goes, spending money to eliminate disaster." The woman smiled and handed the money to Zhang Er again.
"Beauty, you really can't give him this money." Tian Xiaohai said with a serious expression: "This will make him mistakenly think that it is easy to get money in this way, and then embark on the road of professional porcelain. If he is really hit by a car,
If it’s gone, wouldn’t it be harming him?”
"That's right! Then I'll put the money away. Thank you!" The woman in the miniskirt put the money away with a sweet smile.
Tian Xiaohai nodded and advised Zhang Er Leng on the side: "Er Leng, go back!"
"I won't go back, I want a wife." Zhang Er muttered, pointing at the beauty in the miniskirt: "Can you introduce this woman to me as my wife?"
The woman in the miniskirt turned red instantly and shouted angrily at Zhang Er, "You are dreaming! If you talk nonsense again, I will call the police."
The bodyguard quickly walked over and pushed Zhang Er, stunned: "You fool, get out of here."
"I want a wife." Zhang Er was so frightened that he quickly shrank behind Tian Xiaohai, grabbed his clothes and shouted: "Xiaohai, I want a wife, please introduce me to my wife."
Tian Xiaohai has a big head. It’s easy to ask God but hard to send him away!
Just when he was at a loss what to do, he suddenly saw Zhang Erleng walking up to the beautiful girl in the miniskirt again, hugging her legs and kneeling down with a plop: "I want a wife... I want a wife..."
"Ah... don't come here..." The beauty in the miniskirt was so frightened that she shook her legs.
"Go to hell!" Bao Nu waved his fist and hit Zhang Er's stunned head.
"Stop!" Tian Xiaohai took action and intercepted the bodyguard's fist midway.
"Seeking death!" the bodyguard yelled angrily and was about to attack Tian Xiaohai.
"Wait!" Tian Xiaohai waved his hand, took out a silver needle, and inserted it into Zhang Er's numb hole.
Zhang Er was stunned, his eyes darkened, and he fell straight to the ground.
"Ah..." The woman in the miniskirt was so frightened that she stamped her feet desperately, pointed at Zhang Er who fell on the ground and said, "He... he can't be dead!"
"It's okay, he just fainted. He'll be fine after a few minutes of sleep." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
"Is everything really okay?" The woman in the miniskirt widened her eyes in surprise.
She thought for a while, took out a wad of bills from her bag again, and handed it to Tian Xiaohai: "This little brother, thank you for helping me stop him. So be it! No matter what happens, you can help me send this person away.
Go to the hospital. I have something urgent to do, so I won’t go with you."
"Ms. Tao, why did you give this guy money? We didn't do anything wrong." The bodyguard came over, pushed the money back from the woman in the miniskirt, and advised: "I feel like this guy is deliberately pulling off a conspiracy!
You have to be more careful."
Seeing this, the charming woman who had escaped earlier came over quickly.
She continued with a proud smile on her face: "Beauty, I think your bodyguard is right. These two people are basically working together to win your sympathy."
"I think the main thing is not that simple!" Qin Bei on the side of the road also walked over with a proud smile.
He hated Tian Xiaohai in his heart, so when he finally got the chance to join forces to prank Tian Xiaohai, he certainly refused to let it go.
"Oh! How many of you know each other?" The woman in the miniskirt glanced curiously at the charming woman, Qin Bei and Tian Xiaohai.
"More than just acquaintance, I know Tian Xiaohai too well." Qin Bei smiled proudly, pointed at Tian Xiaohai and said sarcastically: "This guy is a soft rice king who makes a living by picking up girls. The reason why he found a fool to get in touch with him
Porcelain, and then pretend to be a good person to help you out, just to win your favor. Then take the opportunity to seduce you. Wait.
As soon as the opportunity is ripe, he will attack you, and then he will deceive you for money and sex. This guy will trick you into going on a trip together, and make some physical contact like holding hands, touching arms, etc. from time to time, until you put down your guard.
After being worried about it, they will deliberately make excuses to play until very late, and then the two of them will rent a room together or spend the night in the wild."
Qin Beiyue became more and more excited as he talked, and began to make up stories, occasionally interspersing some of his own experiences in picking up girls.
"Of course, this guy will prepare tents and some necessary outdoor tools in advance, and even sexy clothes. At that point, women usually lack a sense of security, and it becomes inevitable to rely on this guy. This guy will wait for the opportunity to hug him.
Women say they are giving you warmth, but in reality they are taking advantage."
"If the woman refuses, he will say that it is just a hug. After the hug is done, he will go further, saying that it is uncomfortable to hold her through clothes, and let the woman wear pajamas to hug her. If the pajamas are not enough, what will happen to the woman?
He didn't even wear it, until he finally became a lamb in this kid's arms, and then in the tent... Haha, at this point, it's time to show real skills. There is no woman who cannot be won by him. I heard that this kid
He's pretty good in bed. Many rich women are obsessed with him..."
When this matter was mentioned, Qin Bei's true nature was exposed. The more he spoke, the more energetic he became. Inadvertently, he completely put himself into it.
"That's enough! Shut up!" The face of the woman in the miniskirt changed drastically.
"I'm sorry, this guy Tian Xiaohai has so much experience. I even talked a little too much." Qin Bei covered his mouth in embarrassment.
The woman in the miniskirt ignored him, turned around, glanced at Tian Xiaohai, sneered and shouted: "I didn't expect you to be such a person. I'm so disappointed!"
"Ha! What kind of person am I?" Tian Xiaohai smiled coldly and asked the beauty in the miniskirt: "I would like to hear, why did I let you down?"