As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "pop" sound, and the zombie at the forefront fell to the ground, followed by a burst of screams.
"Ouch, it hurts... it hurts! It hurts me to death..."
Everyone looked surprised.
"Can zombies still talk?"
"Are zombies still afraid of pain?"
Mo Wanqing and her assistant looked at Tian Xiaohai curiously.
Tian Xiaohai put the two beauties down and responded with a smile: "I think they are zombies. I think this zombie can not only talk, but also dance! Look at me."
While he was talking, he stepped forward and grabbed one of the "zombie" and slapped him in the face. The "zombie" spun a few times like a top and fell to the ground.
"Did you see, this zombie can dance?" Tian Xiaohai said, stepping forward and stepping on the chest of the man who had fallen to the ground: "Sing quickly, or I will crush your ribs."
"No! Please forgive me, I'm not a zombie, I'm just pretending...don't step on me!" The man who fell on the ground was so frightened that he quickly hugged Tian Xiaohai's legs with both hands and begged bitterly.
"I want you to sing, stop talking nonsense." Tian Xiaohai shouted.
"Okay, I'll sing, I'll sing... I'll be conquered by you like this..."
The man sang "Conquer" by Na Young.
Tian Xiaohai nodded with satisfaction: "Yes! Yes, the sound is still the same, and the taste has not changed. Go ahead, you guys should sing along."
He glanced at the remaining "zombies".
The men were so frightened that their legs were weak, and while their legs were trembling, they all started singing along.
"conquered by you like this……"
Seeing this scene, the old man beside him was sweating profusely on his forehead and his face was red.
His two granddaughters looked at him in surprise and couldn't help asking questions.
"Grandpa, don't you know how to exorcise corpses? Why is this zombie a fake?"
"Yes! Grandpa, why did you even lie to your own granddaughter?"
The old man looked frustrated and squeezed out a smile in embarrassment: "I'm not just trying to make the show more realistic, so that you will be scared and give up on the adventure."
Hearing this, the two beauties in miniskirts looked at each other, rolled their eyes beautifully, then turned their faces sideways and continued to ask.
"Then those snow mountain curses and the nine dragons turning into water that you used to have were also fake?"
"And the way you perform rituals for people and catch ghosts is also fake? Grandpa, have you been pretending to be a magician?"
The two granddaughters looked at the old man with questioning eyes.
The old man shook his sleeves and rubbed his neck in dissatisfaction and said: "Nonsense, although I, Xu Laojiu, don't know how to exorcise corpses, my identity as a disciple of the Jiuxuan Sect is absolutely true. Some of the talismans and Taoist rituals, your grandfather
I still understand. And my Five Thunder Palms are also true."
Wu Lei Zhang Tian Xiaohai was a little surprised when he heard this.
He first yelled at several men who were singing: "Okay, you all should stop singing."
After saying that, Tian Xiaohai turned to look at the old man aside: "Old man, are you telling the truth? Are you a disciple of the Jiuxuan Sect? Hasn't the Jiuxuan Temple been abandoned long ago, and the sect has been destroyed long ago?
Why are there still disciples of the Jiuxuan Sect?"
"Ha! Young man, if you want to ask me for advice, you have to act like you are asking for advice. Don't look condescending. I don't owe you anything." The old man raised his face proudly.
Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded, cupped his hands towards the old man and said, "Old man, I'm really sorry for the person who just hit you! I hope I don't take it too seriously."
"Hmph! Don't think that you can show off in front of me after learning a few times of Three-legged Cat Kung Fu." The old man said with a serious face: "To tell you the truth! If I had tried to stop you before, you would have never stood a chance.
The person who hit me. However, I feel that I am in the wrong and I don’t have the nerve to fight with you. If I really want to fight with you, I will deal with you in a minute."
"Oh! It seems that I want to thank you for your mercy." Tian Xiaohai replied with a sneer.
"Of course!" The old man flicked his sleeves and said coldly: "You hurt my people, I won't care about you anymore. Take your people and leave quickly. I don't want to see you again."
Xiao Lin stood up and pointed at the old man with his finger and yelled: "Huh! You are a bad old man. You were just pretending to be a ghost and almost scared me to death. You still have the nerve to drive us away? You old man, why are you so bad!"
"Little girl, you have gone too far. You even called me old and immortal. Believe it or not, I will slap you away with the Five Thunder Palms?" The old man raised his palm and yelled angrily: "Thunder!"
While he was talking, he suddenly saw the old man taking out a flashlight and shining it on his palm. Suddenly, a strange scene happened. The originally pale palm on the old man's palm instantly turned into a black patch.
"Ah...why did your palms change color?" Xiao Lin opened his mouth in surprise.
"Haha! You must be afraid! This is the Five Thunder Palm." The old man laughed proudly.
Xiao Lin gritted his teeth and retorted unconvinced: "I think you are pretending again. You must have applied some kind of potion on your palms!"
"If you don't believe it, just shake my hand and you will know." The old man raised his face and said with a sneer.
"You have such a beautiful idea. You have the loess buried up to your neck, and you still want the old cow to eat the tender grass." Xiao Lin glared at him angrily.
"It seems that you will be honest only if I let you take my slap." The old man gritted his teeth, and a fierce look flashed across his face.
"Come if you dare! Damn old man!" Xiao Lin immediately started fighting.
"Let me do it!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and pushed Xiao Lin away with his hand, and stood up in front of the old man.
"Don't hurt my grandpa!"
The two women in miniskirts shouted in unison and walked up to Tian Xiaohai at the same time.
"My precious granddaughters, please step aside. Grandpa is fine!" The old man pushed the two granddaughters away with his hands and deliberately slapped him in front of Tian Xiaohai: "Boy, are you really not afraid of my Five Thunder Palms?
"
"Afraid! So, I plan to shake hands with you and make peace." Tian Xiaohai smiled and said to the old man: "Didn't you let the girl just shake hands with you? Come on, let me shake your hand."
"Okay, okay, okay, you will know what the real thunder method is in a while. Come on!" The old man gritted his teeth and pushed his palm forward. The black color on the palm of his hand seemed to be more intense than before.
I saw him flipping his palm and extending it in front of Tian Xiaohai: "Here, shake hands!"
"Okay!" Tian Xiaohai nodded and smiled, and secretly lucked out the thunder energy. There seemed to be thunder thundering and burning fire in the palm of his mind.
The palms of the two people were held together.
Soon, Tian Xiaohai felt a slight heat coming from the other party's palm, as if he had been rubbed with chili pepper, and it was slightly burning.
The old man was even more shocked and shouted: "Why are your palms so hot? Ouch... let go, it's so hot!"
"Don't worry, it's too late to withdraw your hand after your palm gets cold." Tian Xiaohai held the other person's palm tightly.
The old man turned pale with fright, and quickly begged: "Brother, let go quickly. I, Xu Laojiu, am ignorant of Taishan, and I have made a fool of myself in front of the master Lei Fa by substituting the best for the best."
"No! I think your thunder method is quite powerful! Even the palm of your hand turns black with one strike." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
The old man said with shame on his face: "Brother, don't laugh at me. I am just an entry-level martial artist in Thunder Technique. I can barely generate heat. The blackening of my palms is fake. That's because I have applied potion. I want my palms to be warm."
The heart turns black, which is a level that can only be achieved by a strong person in the Seal Thunder Realm who is close to the Divine Thunder Realm. It takes at least thirty or forty years of hard training. Such a strong person can leave palm prints on people with just one slap.
, he will die within a month.”
"Oh! So powerful?" Tian Xiaohai deliberately looked surprised. But in his heart, he was thinking, couldn't he just turn the palm of his hand black and leave a palm print on someone's body with a slap? Is this what the old man said?
The said powerful person in the Seal and Thunder Realm who is close to the Divine Thunder Realm?
Seeing Tian Xiaohai's surprised look, the old man laughed proudly: "Haha! It's not that easy to reach the Seal of Thunder realm. Some people can only barely reach the Strong Thunder realm after practicing for a lifetime. At most.
You can use thunder method to massage someone to clear the qi and blood, and it only lasts for a few minutes. At most, it can cure minor illnesses such as colds and fevers. Brother, I think you are in this state now, right?"
"Yeah! That's right!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded. He didn't want to reveal his true strength so early.
His intuition told him that this old man was not very good, but he had quite a lot of experience. It was worth digging deeper.
"It's already remarkable that you can reach such a state at your age." The old man looked at Tian Xiaohai with envy: "Brother, you must be from a martial arts family! Otherwise, it would be impossible to reach such a state at such an age.
Strong thunder realm.”
"You're overthinking it. I don't understand anything about the situation at all. I don't even know that what I practice is thunder. I just farmed and bought a local stall and practiced blindly." Tian Xiaohai smiled.
Deal with it.
"No way! Can a book on a street stall produce such effects? Brother, where is your book? Can you lend it to me? Oh... no, I am willing to pay 100,000 yuan, just to read it.
Just one glance is enough. Just let me look at him for half an hour." The old man looked longingly.
"Ah... this... I don't even know where the book went." This old guy was so sincere, which made Tian Xiaohai a little embarrassed.
He quickly changed the subject with a smile and said: "By the way, uncle, why did you come to the Taoist temple today? Don't tell me that people pretending to be zombies are really just to scare your granddaughters?"
"It seems I can't hide it from you!" The old man stroked the beard on his chin with his hand and said with a smile: "You can just call me Xu Laojiu. Come on, let's go to the Taoist temple first and talk slowly. I brought wine and food.
I’ll ask our two granddaughters to drink with you later. Let’s chat slowly and I’ll tell you everything I know.”