Seeing that Duan Tiande was not finished, Tian Xiaohai was a little annoyed.
He stood up and asked, "How do you want to play?"
"Battle!" Duan Tiande clenched his fists with both hands and made a squeaking sound. He put on an expression on his face, saying that beating you would be as simple as squeezing an ant to death.
"Duan Tiande, you come from a family of medical and martial arts, and you are a sixth-degree black belt master in karate. Tian Xiaohai is just a small farmer. Are you embarrassed to challenge someone to a duel?" Mo Wanqing said angrily. She tried to stop this.
Fight.
"Since he is no match for me, let him kneel down and beg for mercy, or leave here obediently!" Duan Tiande said with a proud smile.
"Duan Tiande, you have gone too far..." Mo Wanqing was angry and a little disappointed at the same time. She did not want the relationship between the two to become too rigid.
Tian Xiaohai pushed her away with his hand and came to Duan Tiande with a smile: "Okay, you can play however you want!"
As he spoke, he secretly summoned thunder energy and gathered it in his palms.
"I don't know whether to live or die!" Duan Tiande raised his fist and hit Tian Xiaohai in the face.
Tian Xiaohai changed his palm into a fist and punched forward.
"Crack!"
Hearing a crisp sound, Duan Tiande felt a numbness on the back of his hand, as if he had been electrocuted, which made him take two steps back.
"You...what did you shock me with?"
Duan Tiande looked at Tian Xiaohai in shock.
"It's nothing! I just blocked it. I didn't expect you to be so careless." Tian Xiaohai sneered.
What he fired earlier was a thunderbolt punch, which made people feel like they were electrocuted.
"This is impossible! You must have something lively in your hand." Duan Tiande said unconvinced.
"No! My hands are empty." Tian Xiaohai intentionally stretched out his hands and waved them in front of Duan Tiande, and said with a smile: "How about, try again!"
"Okay! Punch me if you dare." Duan Tiande roared angrily, shouting for a punch, but kicked out his right leg first and hit Tian Xiaohai's crotch.
This move is so insidious, if you hit it, you may become a eunuch directly.
Tian Xiaohai reacted very quickly.
He turned slightly to avoid the leg attack, stretched out his hand, caught the opponent's leg, and immediately pulled it forward.
"Hey...don't..."
Before Duan Tiande could retract his legs, he was already dragged forward half a step by Tian Xiaohai.
The heel of his hind leg hit the ground, and he did a vertical split. With a "click", the seam of his trousers came loose, and his bottom was exposed.
"No, my pants are open..." Duan Tiande let out a scream.
"Really? Let me take a look." Tian Xiaohai secretly channeled thunder energy and punched Duan Tiande's thigh lightly with a thunder fist.
"Crack!"
There was another crisp sound, and Duan Tiande felt as if something had given him an electric shock on his thigh. The pain made his legs tremble and he screamed.
"Asshole, you...what did you use to shock me again?"
Seeing this, two bodyguards quickly stepped forward and helped Duan Tiande up.
"Tian Xiaohai, you...you...you dare to shock me with an electric baton." Duan Tiande thought that Tian Xiaohai had hit him with an electric baton, and he was so angry that he held his lower abdomen and jumped: "If you electrocute me,
I want your whole family to be destroyed."
Hearing this, Xiao Lin couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Why are you laughing?" Duan Tiande glared at Xiao Lin: "If this kid named Tian hadn't hidden an electric baton in his hand, he wouldn't be my opponent at all."
He still thinks that Tian Xiaohai defeated him because he had a pocket electric bat hidden in his body.
"Humph! If you lose, you lose." Xiao Lin glanced at Duan Tiande with disdain and sneered: "Hurry down the mountain! Try it with a woman first to see if that aspect is okay. If it's too late, I'm afraid it's true.
"What are you doing? Your pants are exposed and you don't want to change into another pair of pants. You don't think it's embarrassing, but we think it's disgusting to see you!" Xiao Lin glanced at Duan Tiande angrily.
Hearing this, Duan Tiande quickly bent over and pinched his legs, and said to the two bodyguards beside him with an embarrassed look on his face: "Which one of you will take off your pants first and let me wear them?"
"ah……"
The two bodyguards looked at each other with embarrassed expressions on their faces.
Seeing this, Xu Laojiu on the side smiled and tried to smooth things over: "Come on, little brother, I have a Taoist robe in this bag. We all think peace is the most important thing. Since you are here to protect Miss Mo, then join us.
Let's team up! Let's go to the Peach Blossom Cave together. Come on, put this on first. Once you've put it on, let's drink some strong wine to warm our stomachs. After we've eaten and drank enough, we can go into the cave together to find medicine."
Xu Laojiu took out a worn Taoist robe from his bag and handed it to Duan Tiande.
Duan Tiande didn't think too much, took the Taoist robe and put it on. Although this thing didn't fit well, it was better than wearing crotchless pants.
When he puts on the loose and worn Taoist robes, not only does he not look like a fairy, but he looks a bit like a beggar.
Duan Tiande didn't care whether it looked good or not.
He smiled and said to Xu Laojiu: "Old man, where is the strong wine? Can you bring me a bottle?"
Duan Tiande was a little worried. If Tian Xiaohai shocked him just now, he might have damaged some function of his body.
He was eager to know the answer. It happened that the old man had strong wine. After drinking this stuff, any normal man would feel it. If he was in some way bad, he would know after drinking two more bottles of strong wine.
"I want to drink! It's easy, come on, come on, I have a lot of bottles here!" Xu Laojiu handed two bottles of strong wine to Duan Tiande, then leaned towards his ear and said with a bad smile: "Brother, Chunxiao
Why should you be anxious for this moment if it is so long! Once you enter the Peach Blossom Cave, you will have the opportunity to perform. It is wise to lay a good foundation for your body first! Drink more strong wine, which is good for strengthening the kidneys and replenishing the body."
"Thank you, uncle! You still understand!" Duan Tiande swallowed and reached out to get the wine.
"Hey! Brother, my wine is a customized version. It is not the ordinary Jin wine on the market, but the packaging looks similar to Jin wine. In fact, this is Fuyang wine, and a bottle costs a lot of precious medicinal materials.
Oh! You can't ask for it for nothing! You have to give me the capital!" Xu Laojiu showed greed on his face.
"Ah? You still need more money?" Duan Tiande's face was gloomy, but he soon showed a smile: "How much, please give me a price. If it's not too expensive, I want three bottles."
"Ten thousand yuan a bottle, not much left. I only have the last ten bottles here. After drinking them, they will be gone. These precious medicinal materials are too hard to find. I'm afraid I can't sell them all to you. The medicinal effect of this stuff is really great.
I'm so strong. Look at me, I'm already this old and have several wives! People can call me grandpa now. Haha!" Xu Laojiu deliberately looked embarrassed and looked at the two people beside him.
Baby granddaughter.
His move was very intentional, although it was a bit unkind. But it was definitely protecting his two granddaughters.
Xu Laojiu deliberately caused Duan Tiande to misunderstand, thinking that his two granddaughters were his young wives, so that Duan Tiande would naturally not be interested in his two granddaughters, leaving the opportunity to Tian Xiaohai.
In this way, you can also take the opportunity to raise the price of wine.
Hearing this, Duan Tiande glanced at the two girls in miniskirts next to Xu Laojiu.
Xu Laojiu's two granddaughters saw Duan Tiande staring at them and didn't understand what he meant. The two beauties just nodded awkwardly.
When Duan Tiande saw Xu Laojiu's two granddaughters nodding, he immediately thought about something else. He thought that the little wives Xu Laojiu was talking about were these two girls in miniskirts.
"Haha! The old man is really capable, I want all these wines." Duan Tiande smiled boldly and said to Xu Laojiu.
He thought that he would go to KTV and pick up random girls, but he would lose ten thousand or twenty thousand yuan. For such a precious medicinal wine, let alone ten thousand yuan a bottle, he would still ask for it even if it cost one hundred thousand yuan.
"Ah... you want them all, that's not possible. I can give you eight bottles at most." Xu Laojiu looked very heartbroken.
"Nine bottles! I'll give you fifteen thousand bottles, what do you think?" Duan Tiande looked eager.
"this……"
"Twenty thousand bottles, no more. Must be nine bottles. I will transfer the money to you now." Duan Tiande took out his mobile phone with a look of urgency.
"Okay! Jiuping, don't talk nonsense about this to outsiders!" Xu Laojiu said with a very serious look: "You must give money first."
"Okay, give me the money first!"
Duan Tiande readily paid Xu Laojiu 180,000 yuan.
"Amei, Axiu, help me bring nine bottles of strong wine." Old man Xu waved to his granddaughter.
"Coming!"
The two beauties responded in unison, took nine bottles of strong wine and placed them next to Duan Tiande.
Xiao Lin looked forward and saw a pile of wine bottles beside Duan Tiande.
She went over to take a look and saw that it was Jinjiu. She couldn't help but cursed: "Xu Laojiu, you damn old man, why did you give this guy so much Jinjiu at once? Do you want to kill me and our eldest lady? This thing
When the alcohol gets stronger, Niu can't even hold it back. No, we can't let him drink so much alone. Here, I'll bring a few bottles to Tian Xiaohai."
While talking, Xiao Lin reached out and grabbed four bottles of strong wine from the ground and handed them directly to Tian Xiaohai.
"Hey! I bought this for 20,000 yuan a bottle. This is no ordinary wine. It's Fuyang wine..." Duan Tiande shouted, reaching out to grab it.
With such expensive wine, he couldn't afford to cheapen his love rival Tian Xiaohai.