Seeing Xu Laojiu handing two bottles of strong wine to the two precious granddaughters, and saying that the wine can strengthen their courage, Xiao Lin could not stand it anymore.
She walked over quickly and snatched four bottles of strong wine from Tian Xiaohai: "Come on, eldest lady, two bottles for you and two bottles for me. Let's drink it now!"
Xiao Lin handed two bottles of strong wine to Mo Wanqing, then opened one on the spot, raised his neck and drank.
"Hey! Girl, you can't drink this wine!" Xu Laojiu stretched out his hand to grab it.
"Why can't you drink? Aren't your two granddaughters also drinking well?" Xiao Lin pushed Xu Laojiu away with his hands with disdain, and said angrily: "I think you are just a selfish ghost, thinking about entering the Peach Blossom Cave, your own granddaughter
It’s okay, so we can be used as cannon fodder, right? No way, I not only want to drink, but I also want to drink two bottles!”
With that said, Xiao Lin opened another bottle in front of Xu Laojiu.
"This..." Xu Laojiu gritted his teeth and could only wave his hands and said: "That's it, that's it. If you want to drink, just drink it! I don't care. You'll be responsible for the consequences."
"Huh, don't do this." Xiao Lin glanced at Xu Laojiu with disdain, then turned to the side, and persuaded Mo Wanqing, who was hesitating with the strong wine: "Miss, drink it! Peach Blossom
The cave is full of yin energy, and drinking some wine will help warm the stomach and increase the yang energy. Believe me, there is nothing wrong with what the old man persuaded his own granddaughter to drink."
"Yeah! Wine can build courage and improve yang energy. I've heard of this. However, you can't drink too much. Just drink one bottle! Keep the rest and see how it goes in the cave." Mo Wanqing
Smiling, he unscrewed the wine bottle and drank like Xiao Lin.
Of course, when she was drinking, she covered her mouth with her hand, looking much more polite.
Xiao Lin looked bold and bold, and drank two bottles of strong wine on the spot.
She wiped the wine stains from the corner of her mouth, smiled proudly and said to Xu Laojiu: "Is there more? Come again!"
"No, no, these bottles must be reserved for Tian Xiaohai to drink. Our two granddaughters only have one bottle each, so we can't give any more. A little of this stuff is just right, but too much can cause bad things.
"Xu Laojiu smiled awkwardly and pointed at the cooked dishes on the ground: "You should eat some food first!"
"Hmph! If you are selfish next time, I won't forgive you." Xiao Lin glanced at Xu Laojiu angrily.
Xu Laojiu chuckled, then turned around and came to Tian Xiaohai respectfully. He fell to the ground and bowed down: "Master, please accept my disciple's bow."
"Old man Xu, you are already at your age. It's not good to call me master!" Tian Xiaohai quickly supported Xu Laojiu and said embarrassedly: "You are in your seventies, and I am only in my twenties.
I don't dare to accept your worship."
"What's wrong?" Xu Laojiu smiled and pointed at Jiuxuan Temple with his hand: "The patriarchs in the Jiuxuanmen Patriarch Hall can't stand your worship. It shows that you are not an ordinary person. I'm afraid of your true identity.
Even more awesome than the master of Jiuxuanmen! As a member of Jiuxuanmen, I
I don’t know how many generations later than the seniors in the Patriarch’s Hall, I am a disciple who is like an ant in front of you. It’s not an exaggeration for me to kowtow to you nine times every day. Come on, you must
Accept me as your disciple and please accept my respect."
"No, please don't bow!" Tian Xiaohai quickly helped old Xu up, cleared his throat and said, "Don't you just want to learn some kung fu from me? I'll just teach you."
"You have taught me something, you are my master, and I must worship you." Xu Laojiu said with a serious face: "It is only natural for an apprentice to worship his master. If you don't accept my worship, I will kneel down."
I'm sorry."
As he said this, the old guy wanted to bow down again.
Seeing the stubborn look on the old man's face, Tian Xiaohai was really speechless.
He thought for a while and smiled and said: "Let's do this! You don't have to worship me as your teacher. I can teach you kung fu. Later, you can also teach me some Taoist spells. In this way, we will be even. We are both teachers and teachers.
Friends, let’s achieve mutual success, what do you think?”
"Well, that's a good idea. I don't have to worship you, and you don't have to worship me." Xu Laojiu nodded, then frowned and said: "However, I still have to call you Master, because I think you are more awesome.
.My half bucket of water, you finished learning it in two times. I’m afraid I will have to learn from you for the rest of my life!”
"Okay, call me whatever you like, Ducheng. Just don't bow. Of course, it's best to call me Tian Xiaohai or Mr. Tian when there are many people!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile. He thought to himself, Mr. Tian is
The title is more appropriate. After all, he is now the one who contracted the land, and will soon become the person in charge of the battlefield. Being called Mr. Tian is not too much at all.
"Okay! Master, I'll toast you with a bottle of wine first." Xu Laojiu smiled and took out another bottle of strong wine from the bag, unscrewed the cap and drank.
"Does this guy still have alcohol on him?" Tian Xiaohai was dumbfounded.
Now he finally understands that the cloth bag on the old guy's waist is probably as effective as his bag. It is estimated that the actual capacity is many times larger than what can be seen with the naked eye.
It seems that this old man still has some stuff! Half pretending, half real, this is the real talent!
You should have a few rounds of drinks with him. Take advantage of the wine and talk to this old guy about drawing talismans.
Maybe with some advice from this old guy, if I look back at the "Medicine and Martial Arts Sutra", I can immediately understand the talismans in it.
Thinking of this, Tian Xiaohai readily picked up a bottle of strong wine, opened the cap and started drinking: "Here, drink! Do it first as a courtesy."
The two drank a bottle first, and then slowly and leisurely drank and chatted.
From time to time, Xu Laojiu would greet his two precious granddaughters and wait on them happily.
There were even times when the old guy asked his granddaughter to pinch Tian Xiaohai's back, saying that it would make his back less sore while drinking.
After three drinks, Tian Xiaohai started chatting with the old man.
He demonstrated the Crouching Ox Boxing technique to the old man on the spot. The old man learned it with great interest.
After downing two bottles of strong wine, Xu Laojiu happily chatted with Tian Xiaohai about how to draw spells.
"Master, do you really want to learn how I can use my bare hands to press the talisman? Just pinch it with your fingers, and the talisman in your hand will spontaneously light up." Xu Laojiu smiled proudly and used it.
He stroked the goat's beard on his chin with his hand and said, "There is a secret method to this thing."
"Oh! Tell me." Tian Xiaohai said with excitement.
"Haha! Let's drink this bottle of strong wine first! Come on, let's each have a bottle and drink it, so that I can demonstrate it to you on the spot." Xu Laojiu smiled and handed over another bottle of strong wine.
"Do you still want to drink?" Tian Xiaohai faintly felt a heat burning in his lower abdomen. The drunkenness had already begun to attack violently.
If I drink any more, will I still want to enter this Peach Blossom Cave?
"What's wrong? You don't want to drink it!" Xu Laojiu smiled and shook his head at Tian Xiaohai and said: "Master, you are not happy! The secret method of the talisman cannot be taught to others casually. It will be punished by God.
You will be punished, unless you are drunk and accidentally say something stupid, then it will be fine. The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, and God will not punish you for unintentional mistakes. Haha! Come on, drink! Master, half a bottle, I will
bottle."
Tian Xiaohai cursed in his heart! This bad old man is really a monkey spirit! If you want to trick him into something, it will be difficult without getting sixty or seventy percent drunk!
No matter what, the old man only had one bottle, and he only had half a bottle. He could still carry it until the old man was seventy percent drunk.
Now that the talk has come to this point, Tian Xiaohai can only bite the bullet.
He gritted his teeth, picked up a bottle of strong wine, twisted the cap, and said to Xu Laojiu: "Come on, drink! I'll have half a bottle, you a bottle."
"Drink!" Xu Laojiu drank up all the wine in the bottle with a hearty breath.
Tian Xiaohai didn't hesitate and drank half the bottle in one go.
The two of them went back and forth like this and drank two more bottles of strong wine. Tian Xiaohai clearly felt a surge of energy in his lower abdomen.
At this time, Xu Laojiu also started to get a little tongue-tied.
He started preaching the Fa in a drunken voice.
"The secret method of this talisman! In fact, it lies in the restraint of the ten heavenly stems, the twelve earthly branches, the nine stars, and the five elements of yin and yang. For example, the five thunder talisman needs to borrow the fire of the noon sun, choose to draw at noon, and walk in the east, because the east belongs to
Wood, preferably a place with a big tree, symbolizes Yin wood, wood can make fire, so it is usually painted
When using the talisman, choose the Xu-shi painting. This forms the Yinwu-Xu three-in-one fire pattern, which enhances the energy of fire to the extreme. If a person who has practiced the thunder method, when holding the talisman, visualizes the thunder coming from the sky, and uses his mind to set the ten thousand trees on fire.
At the same time, use the rising time method with your fingers, move your fingers to the noon position, and secretly recite the Yinwuxu Sanhe Fire Bureau..."
While talking, Old Man Xu suddenly took out a talisman and shouted: "Get up!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the talisman suddenly ignited, creating a burst of fire.
"I'll go, cow!" Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but sigh.
As he was talking, he suddenly heard a shout from behind him.
"Oh my god, I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand it anymore!"
Tian Xiaohai turned around and saw Duan Tiande hugging a tree, looking very uncomfortable.
"What's wrong?" Tian Xiaohai asked loudly.
"I miss a woman." Duan Tiande begged, "Tian Xiaohai, can you help me find a woman? I can give you money."