The waiter used the POS machine to make a beep sound on Mike Lin's mobile phone, and finally the payment was successful.
"There are still four thousand six hundred and eighty to go!" the waiter reminded Mike Lin with a smile.
After some online manipulation, Mike Lin finally shook his head in disappointment. He read all kinds of things online, but it was still not enough!
He gritted his teeth and said cruelly to the waiter: "Brother, forget about the last bit! I already paid more than 200,000 yuan."
"Forget it, that's impossible." The waiter looked embarrassed and raised his voice: "There's still 4,680 yuan left! I can't make the decision!"
Hearing this, Tian Xiaohai stood up with a smile: "Mike, do you have enough balance on your card? If not, I will pay it!"
"How could I have no money?" Mike Lin said, squinting, "I just forgot my password."
He had finally pretended to be a rich man in front of Hong Yingxue. If he admitted that he didn't have enough money, he might be back to his original form.
"Don't worry, if you forget your password, you can retrieve it slowly!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and comforted: "Come, sit down and have a couple of drinks before we talk. Think about it slowly, and it's not too late to pay for the rest of the meal when you remember the password. I think.
If you don't get up, I'll pay for it later. Don't you still want to watch me perform and drink eight bottles of Lafite? Sit down! I'll start blowing one bottle at a time, and I can finish eight bottles in an hour at most.
A bottle of wine.”
When he said this, Tian Xiaohai glanced specifically at Lin Mike's lower abdomen, and suddenly he couldn't help but feel secretly happy. He knew that Lin Mike's body had begun to react, and the suffocation was uncomfortable. If he couldn't handle it,
He also has to make a fool of himself in public.
Mike Lin was already feeling uneasy.
How can I still be in the mood to drink with Tian Xiaohai?
But now the balance has not been paid, and I’m afraid the waiter won’t let me leave if I want to!
Gritting his teeth, Mike Lin had no choice but to sit down. He acted like a very gentleman, smiled and said to everyone: "Come, let's have a formal dinner! Yingxue, don't you want to drink red wine? I'll give it to you.
Pour me a drink!"
He stood up, picked up a goblet, poured a glass of wine, and pushed it in front of Hong Yingxue.
Thinking about it, Mike Lin spent so much money on a meal, and Hong Yingxue was really embarrassed.
After thinking for a moment, she stretched out her slender white hands, smiled and nodded: "Thank you!"
Mike Lin let go of the cup and inadvertently touched Hong Yingxue's white and tender little hand, and his whole body felt as if he was electrocuted.
"No, you can't have distracting thoughts. When you think about women, you lose control of your body."
Mike Lin's heart suddenly trembled, and he felt a slight heat in his lower abdomen.
He looked down and couldn't help but blush. Why did he pee like this?
"It's over. Now that people know about it, how can we meet people?" Lin Mike felt a stink in his nose, and his face suddenly turned red.
Tian Xiaohai has already seen Lin Mike's embarrassing situation.
He poured a cup of tea, handed it to Mike Lin and said with a smile: "Brother, come and drink a cup of water to calm down your shock."
"Tian Xiaohai, what kind of acupuncture technique did you use, and why did you make me pee?" Lin Mike asked Tian Xiaohai in a low voice.
"Step-by-step method!" Tian Xiaohai came over and said with a smile: "It's a little higher than your five hundred dollars. Urinary incontinence is just a prelude. There will be more exciting things to come! The incontinence will not be urine.
But...haha, you know! In short, don't think about women in your mind, it will be troublesome."
"You bastard, if you damage my urinary system, I will fight you tooth and nail." Mike Lin cursed lightly, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead in such anxiety.
"Don't worry, it's not broken! It's just a temporary malfunction. It's good to wash it again!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and pushed the tea cup in his hand: "How about pouring this cup of water down and have a drink?
Take a bath with herbal tea, which will remove the odor. It will also give you a suitable excuse to escape the scene."
"Hmph! Tian Xiaohai, don't be complacent." Mike Lin gritted his teeth and said, "It won't take long before your hands will be swollen like pig's trotters. By then, I think you will have trouble peeing. Haha!"
At this time, I suddenly heard Hong Yingxue yelling: "It's strange, there is a smell of sex, someone couldn't have peed on me, right?"
She pinched her nose and glanced around, finally landing on Mike Lin's face.
"How is that possible?" Mike Lin was flustered for a while, and he deliberately forced a smile and said, "I guess it's because the mutton on the table was not properly processed! I heard that the mutton was not properly processed and the smell was very strong."
Just as he was talking, Mike Lin felt a strange heat in his lower abdomen. Suddenly, he became extremely nervous.
If this pace continues, I'm afraid that as Tian Xiaohai said, it won't be urinary incontinence anymore, but something even more unspeakable will happen.
It's time to find an excuse to leave.
Mike Lin's eyes fell on the cup of tea that Tian Xiaohai had handed over earlier.
He deliberately picked up the cup and felt the temperature with his hand. Sure enough, it was not hot. It seemed that the cup was really herbal tea.
Mike Lin looked like he wanted to drink water.
However, just when the cup was about to touch his lips, he suddenly flicked his wrist and with a "swish", the cup and the water slid into his crotch.
What Mike Lin thought was that water would wet his pants, and then he would yell deliberately, and then he could find a reason to evacuate.
But what he never expected was that the cup in his hand slipped and what was poured on his pants was extremely hot tea, not herbal tea.
"Oh my god, it burned me to death..."
Mike Lin jumped up because of the hot tea, covering his crotch and jumping in disbelief.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Tian Xiaohai asked pretending to be concerned.
"Tian Xiaohai... you are so mean to me, what you brought is not herbal tea at all, this is boiled water... ah! It's scalding me to death, it's scalding me to death..." Mike Lin was jumping and mouthing at the same time.
The ground was trembling.
"Sorry, maybe it's because this cup is hollow and I can't feel that the tea is hot, so I thought it was herbal tea." Tian Xiaohai made a very sympathetic look, smiled and comforted Lin Mike: "Brother
, why don’t you go to the hospital first and have a look!”
"Hmph! Stop pretending to be a good person in front of me." After Mike Lin was in pain for a while, he reluctantly calmed down. He glared at Tian Xiaohai hatefully, then turned to Hong Qiangwu and nodded: "Uncle Hong, I'm sorry.
It looks like today’s meal is inedible. I’m going to the hospital first! You and Yingxue can eat slowly!”
"Otherwise, I'll go with you!" Hong Qiangwu stood up.
"No, no, I'll go by myself! You continue to dine with Yingxue, the money has already been spent, it's a waste if you don't eat!" Lin Mike held up his pants with his hands, while squeezing out a smile and waving to Hong Qiangwu.
Seeing this, Hong Yingxue also asked with concern: "Mike Lin, are you okay? Do you want to call an ambulance?"
"No, it's okay! It's just a little skin injury." Mike Lin responded awkwardly, enduring the severe pain and straightening his waist.
Seeing this, the waiter hurriedly came over with a confused look on his face: "Sir, there are still more than 4,000 yuan left for the meal, what should I do..."
"I'll pay for the rest of the money!" Tian Xiaohai quickly stood up, smiled and waved to Mike Lin: "Brother, go to the hospital quickly! You don't have to worry about this place, life is important! This thing has been
The boiling water is boiling. If you don't do it right, your life will be ruined. If you don't get a wife, you will be in big trouble!"
"Tian Xiaohai, you..." Mike Lin gritted his teeth in anger.
Tian Xiaohai deliberately looked very generous and walked over with a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Brother, I am telling the truth. Hurry up! If you go late, you will not get medical treatment."
"You..." Mike Lin gritted his teeth with hatred, leaned towards Tian Xiaohai's ear, and warned in a cold voice: "Tian Xiaohai, please listen to me, I will definitely avenge you today!"
After saying that, he rushed out of the box angrily.
"Finally gone, the world is peaceful!" Tian Xiaohai smiled knowingly and returned to the dining table again.
"Tian Xiaohai, you are too shady!" Hong Qiangwu glared at Tian Xiaohai angrily and snorted: "You actually burned Mike Lin with boiling water. You must give an explanation for this matter."
"Uncle Hong, you really can't blame me for this. I was just kind enough to bring him a cup of tea. Who would have thought that this guy would actually eat and drink it in his crotch. What can I do if he wants to do this?
?" Tian Xiaohai spread his hands innocently.
"Hmph! You have a lot of clever ideas. I think you are just a gangster, and a very insidious gangster. I advise you to stay away from my daughter in the future!" Hong Qiangwu stood up angrily and pointed at Tian Xiaohai.
, Leng Ran warned: "Listen, I don't care how cunning you are, if you commit a crime and fall into my hands, I will still send you in."
"Uncle Hong, I think it is very necessary for us to sit down and have a chat." Tian Xiaohai smiled and patted Hong Qiangwu's shoulder, pointed to his wrist and said: "First of all, I apologize to you.
"Here, it's true that I did something wrong. I shouldn't have pushed your hand away and accidentally injured you. Come on, let me heal your hand first!"
While talking, Tian Xiaohai had already put his hand on Hong Qiangwu's wrist.
"Hmph! Stop pretending to be a fool in front of me." Hong Qiangwu prepared to withdraw his hand with a look of disdain. He didn't believe that Tian Xiaohai knew medical skills.
However, just as he was about to withdraw his hand, he felt an inexplicable warmth pouring into his wrist.
"It's strange, my wrist is so hot!" Hong Qiangwu looked surprised.
"It's thunder energy, and you can't buy it even if you have money!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and joked to Hong Qiangwu: "Cherish it! If it weren't for the sake of you being Yingxue's father, I wouldn't have spent the money to give it to you.