Seeing that he was being hugged up and down by the beautiful girl, Tian Xiaohai was also drunk.
He sighed helplessly: "Okay! I'll carry you back to the tent right now."
"Mr. Tian, you're in luck! You're going to have a hard time tonight. Haha!" When Master Guo passed by Tian Xiaohai, he patted him on the shoulder with a look of "I understand" on his face.
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Zhan Biyun was so angry that he muttered: "You old pervert, you are the only one who talks too much, I curse you for encountering a ghost in the middle of the night!"
Upon hearing the word "ghost", Master Guo suddenly trembled. He forced out a smile and said, "Sister, don't say such unlucky things at night."
"I'll tell you! Curse you for encountering a ghost in the middle of the night!" Zhan Biyun said angrily.
"Forget it, I won't argue with you little girl. If you bump into ghosts, just bump into ghosts. I'm just a fool. After all, I am also a descendant of a Feng Shui family. Who am I afraid of if I am upright?" Master Guo raised his face proudly and walked straight forward.
Go.
Zhan Biyun's face flushed, she bit her lip and glared at Tian Xiaohai and said: "Tian Xiaohai put me down, I'd better go by myself!"
"Aren't you afraid?" Tian Xiaohai sneered.
"It's better to be afraid than to be taken advantage of by you." Zhan Biyun slid his legs lightly, relaxed his hands, and jumped off Tian Xiaohai's body.
She followed Tian Xiaohai cautiously, fearing that something would jump out of the dark night.
Tian Xiaohai deliberately slowed down and followed Master Guo from a distance.
He always felt that Master Guo might be unlucky next.
Just when Tian Xiaohai's thoughts arose, he suddenly heard an "ouch" coming from in front of him.
Suddenly, Master Guo swayed and fell to the ground.
"What bad luck!" Master Guo cursed angrily and was about to get up. He looked down and was startled. He was surprised to find that what was in front of him was a tomb without any words.
"Oh my god! Why did you encounter this thing in the middle of the night?" He was so frightened that he quickly got up and ran forward.
But the strange thing was that he had only taken two steps when he felt a huge force pulling behind him.
"It's strange, someone seems to be holding me back!" Master Guo's heart sank. He turned around and saw nothing, which made him even more panicked.
He struggled forward with all his strength, only to hear a "squeak" sound, and his pants were torn to pieces. They were immediately opened from the legs to the thighs, and a pair of old legs were inadvertently exposed.
He tried to lift his leg, but for a moment it felt as if someone had tapped his acupuncture points, and he couldn't move his leg any further.
Master Guo was completely panicked.
"No! I'm a bad old man. Brother Ghost, please let me go! Let me go..."
He ran forward desperately, but the more he struggled, the stronger the pull behind him became.
When Master Guo turned his head and looked back, he saw nothing.
Master Guo was so frightened that sweat broke out on his forehead. He opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Help! Tian Xiaohai, hurry, save me, there is a ghost, there is a ghost!"
"No, something happened to Master Guo. I'll go over and take a look!" Tian Xiaohai shouted to Zhan Biyun beside him, turned around and chased forward quickly.
"Hey! Tian Xiaohai, don't leave me!" Zhan Biyun was so frightened that he fell to the ground and started crying: "Tian Xiaohai, I'm scared, hold me up!"
"Auntie, can you please stop doing this!" Tian Xiaohai turned around and reached out to hold her.
Zhan Biyun pounced directly on him, hugging him tightly with both hands and legs.
"I've been there, and here I am again! Aren't you afraid that I'll take advantage of you?" Tian Xiaohai said speechlessly.
"I don't care, you have to hug me!" She hugged Tian Xiaohai tightly.
"Let's go!" Tian Xiaohai didn't bother to care anymore, turned around and ran quickly towards Master Guo.
At this moment, Master Guo was trembling all over and shouting as if he was lost in thought: "Help, help...life..."
Listening to this sound, it sounds like he is about to die at any moment.
"Master Guo, what's wrong with you?" Tian Xiaohai hugged Zhan Biyun and ran to him.
"Tian Xiaohai...save me...my legs are weak and I am haunted by ghosts. A male ghost hugged my legs tightly." Master Guo pointed at his right leg and cried until he cried.
vertically and horizontally.
"Don't worry, let me see what's going on." Tian Xiaohai lowered his head and looked in the direction of Master Guo's finger, and soon couldn't help laughing: "Master Guo, what are you calling me? What's the matter?
You man! Your pants are clearly tangled up in the roots of a chopped tree."
Tian Xiaohai kicked a chopped tree root that was only as thick as his thumb and said with a smile: "Take a good look at it for yourself! There is a hole in the trouser leg. The further you go, the worse it gets.
Pull tighter and tighter."
"Ah... no way..." Master Guo turned around and took a closer look with a flashlight. It turned out that a hole in his leg pants had been pierced by a broken tree root, and it was stuck in the center of the tree root.
He squatted down with an embarrassed look on his face and took out the trouser legs from the broken branch. Soon he felt much more relaxed.
"Let me go, Master Guo, you are too wet! Can this thing scare you to the point of peeing?" Zhan Biyun took a deep breath, said, "snapped" and jumped from Tian Xiaohai's body
Come down.
"I'm sorry! It seems that I am really old and my eyes are dim!" Master Guo shook his head with embarrassment, stood up, patted the dust on his body and prepared to leave.
"Wait!" Tian Xiaohai quickly chased after him, took off Master Guo's lingerie, and said with a smile: "To break the bad omen, you don't just need to pick an elephant and pierce two holes in a woman's underwear.
It’s okay. Taoism is really that simple, and everyone is a master.”
"Mr. Tian, you are absolutely right!" Master Guo's old face turned red and he squeezed out a smile in embarrassment: "When I get back, I will change my career. I would rather sell tea than be this fake master. It's too tiring!"
Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded: "Let me help you get rid of the yin energy on your body! Otherwise, you may lose your sight tonight, and maybe something bad will happen next!"
"Okay, thank you!" Master Guo's face was full of excitement.
Tian Xiaohai immediately took out the black blood from the cockscomb and drew a word "Thunder" on Master Guo's forehead.
Just when he put the last stroke on Master Guo's forehead, Tian Xiaohai shouted: "Five thunder talisman, seal!"
Master Guo's body suddenly trembled, and he felt his forehead tighten. For a moment, something seemed to float out from between his eyebrows, and then his whole body seemed to be hollowed out. He swayed three times before settling down.
"Oh my god, no way! Just now I seemed to see a cloud of green smoke drifting out from Master Guo's eyebrows. It's so scary!" Zhan Biyun couldn't help opening his mouth and shouted: "It can't be a ghost, can it?
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"That's because you are overthinking it!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and patted Zhan Biyun on the shoulder and said: "Everything is the manifestation of your heart. There are no ghosts in the world!"
After saying that, he smiled and shouted to Master Guo: "Let's go! I will sleep with you tonight."
"Hey! Tian Xiaohai, don't... don't go... you hug me..." Zhan Biyun instantly felt his legs go weak and shouted loudly: "I just saw a group of green smoke drifting out from Master Guo's eyebrows.
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When she said this, she glanced at the ground inadvertently, and soon saw the wordless tomb again, and she became even more panicked.
At this moment, her legs were really weak.
"I'll go, you silly girl, don't be scary!" Master Guo glared at Zhan Biyun angrily, and then shouted to Tian Xiaohai: "Mr. Tian, you should sleep with Miss Zhan! I'm leaving first!"
"Tian Xiaohai hugged me, I can't walk anymore..." Zhan Biyun was so frightened that she was sweating profusely.
"Hug me if you want? You think I am your mother!" Tian Xiaohai glanced at Zhan Biyun, shook his head and said, "You can run over here on your own! I won't wait for you anymore."
After saying that, he walked straight forward.
"Hey! Tian Xiaohai, you...you bastard..." Zhan Biyun gritted his teeth in anger, but when he saw that Tian Xiaohai had no tendency to look back, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and stumble after him.
She quickly caught up with Tian Xiaohai and saw that Tian Xiaohai was about to pass by her tent.
Zhan Biyun ran over quickly and blocked Tian Xiaohai's way: "Tian Xiaohai, you can't go, I'm really scared. I don't dare to sleep alone. Just now I really saw a cloud of green smoke coming from Guo
The master's eyebrows floated out. It's so scary! It must be a ghost."
"Beauty, you are overthinking! I have said that there are no ghosts in the world and everything is created by the mind. If you don't believe it, there is none!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and patted her shoulder to comfort her.
"No! You can't leave. Even if it's an illusion, I'm still scared in my heart!" Zhan Biyun bit her red lips and said, "How about Tian Xiaohai, just like you did with Shen Feifei, coax me to sleep first!
As long as you coax me to sleep, it's not too late to leave."
"This..." Tian Xiaohai was a little embarrassed.
"I'll give you the money anyway!"
"It's not about money!"
"I'll give you ten thousand!" Zhan Biyun gritted his teeth and said.
"Deal!" Tian Xiaohai replied decisively: "As agreed, I will only be responsible for coaxing you to sleep, and I will not cover the night!"
"You have a beautiful idea, I don't want you to stay overnight! Even if you stay overnight, you can only stay outside the tent and can't come in!" Zhan Biyun said angrily.
"Here, make money!" Tian Xiaohai took out his mobile phone.
Zhan Biyun was very reluctant, but paid the money anyway.
"Go in!" Zhan Biyun got in, followed by Tian Xiaohai.
Tian Xiaohai secretly used thunder energy to push her up. As waves of thunder energy poured in, Zhan Biyun felt inexplicably comfortable.
She slowly closed her eyes.
"Done!" Tian Xiaohai was about to withdraw his hand, but when he looked down, he was surprised to find a black and blue mark as big as the mouth of a bowl on Zhan Biyun's chest.
"Did Master Guo's evil spirit enter Zhan Biyun's body? Is it true what this beauty said before about seeing green smoke?" Tian Xiaohai's face suddenly darkened.
He gritted his teeth and immediately took out the black blood from the cockscomb and drew the Five Thunder Talisman on Zhan Biyun's chest.
The snake blood fell on the skin, and it was cool and refreshing. Zhan Biyun suddenly opened his eyes.
"Ah...Tian Xiaohai, you stinky gangster, what do you want to do?"