Tian Xiaohai looked up and saw that his first love goddess had arrived. She must show off well.
He stopped, smiled and waved to Zuo Qinglong with an indifferent expression: "Zuo Qinglong, come in! Next, I will challenge you to a duel and see how I beat you into a cesspool."
"Hmph! Tian Xiaohai, you are bragging and don't draft. If you weren't familiar with the road conditions here last night, I couldn't see the road clearly when it was dark, and you plotted against me. You are no match for me, and neither am I.
Maybe he fell into a manure pit." Zuo Qinglong defended angrily.
As soon as these words came out, the subordinates behind him were in an uproar.
"Oh my God, I didn't expect that our boss would actually be beaten into a cesspool!"
"This is incredible!"
"Our boss weighs two to three hundred pounds! How could he lose to a guy like Tian Xiaohai?"
Seeing that he was beaten into a cesspool by Tian Xiaohai last night and could not wash it away even if he jumped into the Yellow River, Zuo Qinglong felt angry!
He was so angry that his beard was all messed up. He pointed at Tian Xiaohai and roared: "Tian Xiaohai, you old fox, if you hadn't been so clever that I couldn't see the road clearly and fell into the manure pit. You wouldn't have been able to defeat me at all."
.With your little arms and legs, even if I stand there and let you hit me, you can't beat me into a cesspool. Let alone knocking me into a cesspool, even if you slap me a few times in vain, I won't move.
one time."
"Okay, you said this yourself." Tian Xiaohai sneered, pointed at Zuo Qinglong, and shouted to the boys behind him: "Did you hear what Zuo Qinglong just said? He was standing in front of the cesspit.
, no matter how hard I beat him, I won’t be able to beat him into a cesspool.”
Hearing this, Zuo Qinglong's face froze slightly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Who said I would stand in front of the cesspool and let you get beaten? I just said that I would let you get beaten if you want, but I didn't say I would stand in front of the cesspool and let you get beaten."
"Haha! It seems that you are afraid of losing. You don't dare to fight me anymore, right?" Tian Xiaohai smiled intentionally and stimulated: "If you are really strong, standing in front of the cesspit and being beaten by me is different from standing in front of the cesspool.
What difference does it make if I beat you here!"
"Okay! Tian Xiaohai, I stand in front of the cesspit and let you punch me three times. If I move a step, I lose." Zuo Qinglong pushed his nose with his hand and sneered, gritting his teeth and said: "If you punch me three times, I won't."
If you move one step, I will throw you directly into the manure pit."
"Brother-in-law, no, you are no match for him." Tang Yingying ran into the vegetable garden with a worried look on her face.
Tang Lingling also rushed in: "Tian Xiaohai, stop fighting and leave!"
After saying that, she turned her head and shouted angrily at Zuo Qinglong: "Hey! You can't hit people here, otherwise I will call the police."
"Haha! Tian Xiaohai, you are really good at acting! If you can't fight, call a woman to break up the fight." Zuo Qinglong pointed his finger at the ground with a look of disdain and shouted: "That's all, for the sake of the two girls, I will give it to you.
An opportunity to kneel down and apologize."
"Thank you, no need!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and shook his head, then quickly walked over, put his hands on the shoulders of Tang Lingling and Tang Yingying respectively, smiled and comforted: "It's okay, you two are waiting aside,
Just watch my performance. By the way, stand farther away. If someone falls into the manure pit later and splashes on you, it will be bad."
"Tian Xiaohai, please go quickly!" Tang Lingling was so anxious that her heart jumped into her throat. She grabbed Tian Xiaohai and wanted to go back.
"Sister, why don't you let your brother-in-law try it? I always feel that my brother-in-law has this strength." Tang Yingying's eyes were full of hope, and she nodded towards Tang Yingying, signaling her to stop trying to persuade her.
"But...I'm worried..." Tang Lingling wanted to persuade her again.
Tang Yingying pulled her hand away and comforted her with a smile: "I believe in my brother-in-law's ability. You also have to believe in your brother-in-law, a man in your own family. You have to give him enough confidence. After trying to persuade him two or three times, he still insists on it."
If he wants to do that thing, he is probably really good at it. Take good care of your brother-in-law, and come on!"
As she said that, she made a cheering gesture toward Tian Xiaohai.
"Come on!" Tang Lingling also blushed and made a cheering gesture towards Tian Xiaohai.
"Lingling, Yingying, please step aside! Next, I'm going to start performing." Tian Xiaohai smiled and gently pushed the shoulders of the two beauties.
The two Tang sisters reluctantly stepped aside.
Seeing this, Zuo Qinglong on the side couldn't help laughing loudly.
"Hahaha! Tian Xiaohai is about to die, and he is still pretending. Who the hell ran away like a mad dog last night!" Zuo Qinglong sneered, suddenly stopped, took two steps forward quickly, stretched out his hand and
I want to grab Tian Xiaohai's shoulders.
"Master Zuo, don't move!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and pushed away the opponent's hands, pointed to the cesspit ten meters away with a smile and said: "Go over there and fight! You stand half a meter in front of the cesspit, I will
I’ll punch you three times. If you don’t move after three punches, I lose.”
"What? Half a meter?" Zuo Qinglong glanced at the cesspit not far away. Suddenly, the dirty scene of falling into the cesspool last night came to mind, and he couldn't help but feel nauseated.
He waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Half a meter is too close, stand two meters away!"
"Haha! It seems to Zuo Qinglong that you have no guarantee of victory at all!" Tian Xiaohai flicked Zuo Qinglong's belly twice with his hand and sneered: "You are so strong, you can't even punch me three times."
I can't bear it, I think this hall master is in vain."
"Hmph! Tian Xiaohai, please stop talking so loudly." Zuo Qinglong gritted his teeth and said: "Half a meter is half a meter. However, I also have a request. If you don't knock me into the cesspit with three punches, I will punch you three times as well.
Punch. I will beat you until you vomit blood."
"Okay! I have no problem." Tian Xiaohai smiled and said indifferently: "But I have to wait until you can withstand my three punches."
"Tian Xiaohai, stop talking nonsense, come on! I will stand in front of the cesspit and let you punch three times, and I will be fine. I have practiced the Golden Bell Shield, and I am about to enter the realm of Dacheng. Your fists
Just scratching the itch." Zuo Qinglong glanced at Tian Xiaohai with disdain and said, "Just wait until you vomit blood! Haha!"
With that said, he walked towards the cesspool.
Seeing this scene, his gangsters shouted loudly as if they had been given blood.
"The green dragon is mighty!"
"The hall master is domineering!"
"The hall master must win!"
"Our hall master will definitely win!"
The crowd's shouts immediately attracted the attention of nearby villagers.
Lao Liang, the village party secretary and others also came over.
When everyone saw it, a group of burly men suddenly appeared in the vegetable garden, and immediately someone started to fuck them and came over.
"Xiaohai, what's wrong? Is someone going to cause trouble?" Lao Liang rushed into the garden carrying a steel fork.
The village party secretary also hurried over with several strong men holding poles.
"Xiaohai, what's wrong?"
"Is someone about to fight?"
"Xiaohai, we are here to support you!"
When they saw a lot of people pouring in from outside, Zuo Qinglong's men quickly turned around and prepared to resist.
Seeing this, Tian Xiaohai smiled and shouted to everyone: "It's okay, it's okay, just stay and watch the fun. Next, let's see how I beat this stupid guy into the shithole!"
Upon hearing this, people outside the vegetable garden immediately burst into loud cheers.