"Ah...what did you say..." Fang Qiaoling blushed with embarrassment and was at a loss for a moment.
"I said you have lost. From now on, you are my little wife!" Tian Xiaohai smiled easily, patted Fang Qiaoling on the shoulder and said: "When you are free, I will let you fulfill your obligations as a wife and wash my feet."
Leave first!"
After saying that, he took the bamboo basket from Fang Qiaoling's hand, poured the stone frog in the net bag into it, and followed the ditch in front of him into the forest.
"Tian Xiaohai, just dream! I won't be your wife. You will never have any idea of me in this life, and I won't let you touch me." It took a while for Fang Qiaoling to react and faced Tian Xiaohai's back.
Swearing.
"You remember wrongly, she is a little wife, not a wife. She specializes in pinching backs and washing feet." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile, turned around and got into the jungle.
"I'm so angry, you bastard, you still want me to be your little wife. I'm going to ridicule you to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!" Fang Qiaoling was so angry that he picked up a stone and threw it towards the forest in the distance.
Just a sound of "ouch" was heard, and a burst of men's yelling came from the jungle.
"Who, some bastard threw a stone and almost hit me on the foot. I just peed in the grass, as for throwing stones!"
Fang Qiaoling shrank her head in fright, and whispered to the two girls beside her: "No, let's go quickly, there is an old man
You want to cause trouble for me."
After saying that, she quickly ran out of the mountain forest.
The two girls accompanying him also started running.
After running for a while, Fang Qiaoling gently touched her chest with her hand and breathed heavily.
She turned around and took a look and saw a tall figure, carrying a steel fork and a homemade crossbow, walking towards the direction where Tian Xiaohai was catching the stone frog.
"Hey! Isn't this the black barbarian in the village? No, this guy has a bad temper. He must have thought that Tian Xiaohai threw a stone at him, and he would probably beat him up. What should I do?" Fang Qiaoling saw the hunter in the village, the black barbarian, going to him.
As Tian Xiaohai walked over, he couldn't help but feel flustered.
After hesitating for a few seconds, she gritted her teeth and said, "You guys wait for me here, I'll go over and take a look."
"Hey! Sister Qiao Ling, that guy is tall and thick, and he doesn't look like a good person at first glance. Aren't you afraid that he will beat you up if you go?"
"That's right, this person is too scary."
The two girls accompanying me were very kind to each other.
"No, if I don't go, Tian Xiaohai will definitely get beaten. If I go, it might be better. No matter how unreasonable the black barbarian is, he will still show mercy to women." Fang Qiaoling gritted his teeth, turned around and trotted forward.
At this time, Black Manzi angrily entered the forest carrying a steel fork and a crossbow.
From a distance, he saw Tian Xiaohai, with his back hunched over, digging at the stream.
"Uh! It turns out it's this poor boy Tian Xiaohai! Even though your family is so poor, you dare to throw stones at me, and I won't beat you up." Black Manzi rushed over angrily.
He picked up the steel fork, turned the fork, pointed it at Tian Xiaohai's back, and pulled it out.
"call!"
Seeing that the steel fork was about to hit Tian Xiaohai's body, in the flash of lightning, Tian Xiaohai suddenly squatted down, the steel fork "popped", drew out, and hit a camphor tree next to Tian Xiaohai.
superior.
The fork handle hit the tree and rebounded, causing Heimanzi's hands to tingle and he couldn't help but scream "ouch".
Tian Xiaohai reached out and grabbed the other end of the steel fork. He sneered and asked Heimanzi: "Heimanzi, what do you mean?"
"What do you mean? I just hid in the grass to relieve myself. What the hell are you doing throwing stones at me? I was so frightened that I wet my pants. Look, I'm all wet here.
There's a big piece, tell me, what should I do about this?" Heimanzi asked, pointing to a soaked area on his pants.
"Your pants are wet, that's because you are incompetent. Don't worry about me!" Tian Xiaohai pushed the steel fork gently, and the black man staggered and took two steps back involuntarily.
"Ah! Tian Xiaohai, you are so capable. You even dare to yell at me! Okay, I won't show you any color today. I'm not called Heimanzi." Heimanzi gritted his teeth in anger and rolled up his sleeves.
, raised the steel fork again, and was about to stab Tian Xiaohai's body.
"Stop!" Fang Qiaoling ran over quickly, panting and admonishing Hei Manzi: "Uncle Manzi, it was me who threw the stone just now. I didn't mean it."
"Did you throw it?" Heimanzi was a little surprised. He quickly snorted coldly and said with a straight face: "Even if you threw it, Tian Xiaohai still has to apologize to me. Why did you push me, Tian Xiaohai?"
"
"Ha! You just stabbed me with a steel fork, I can't push you anymore?" Tian Xiaohai sneered: "Okay, stop making trouble. Don't delay me from catching the stone frog."
After saying that, he pushed away Heimanzi's steel fork with his hand and continued to bend down to catch the stone frog.
Black Manzi felt insulted.
He picked up the steel fork and swiped it towards Tian Xiaohai's back with his backhand.
"Come back?" Tian Xiaohai fished it out with his backhand, caught the steel fork again, and immediately kicked his legs towards Heimanzi's crotch.
Just when his leg just touched Heimanzi, Tian Xiaohai suddenly stopped his strength and his leg froze in mid-air.
Heimanzi was startled and immediately reached out to catch Tian Xiaohai's leg.
Tian Xiaohai pressed his toes forward slightly, and Heimanzi's whole body trembled suddenly, as if he had been electrocuted, and he let out a miserable cry of "ah".
"Don't worry, I won't kick that thing of yours to pieces." Tian Xiaohai smiled, pulled his legs away, pushed away Heimanzi's hands, shook his head and sighed: "You've been doing this for a long time, but you're useless.
Guy."
Upon hearing this, Heimanzi blushed.
Tian Xiaohai really hit on his pain point. He is really not good at that aspect.
He was completely stunned and couldn't figure out how Tian Xiaohai knew that he was not good at that.
Fang Qiaoling on the side looked confused. He thought that Tian Xiaohai said that Hei Manzi was useless because he was tall but couldn't fight. But in her opinion, Hei Manzi did not lose, at least Tian Xiaohai didn't lose either.
It didn't take much advantage.
Seeing the puzzled look on this beauty's face, Tian Xiaohai smiled and patted her shoulder: "Okay, little wife, don't be in a daze. I'm fine! Thank you for your concern!"
"Go to hell!" Fang Qiaoling shook her face, not even wanting to look at Tian Xiaohai.
"Just ignore me. I'm going to catch the stone frog." Tian Xiaohai knew that this beauty must have something to say.
"Huh! Good intentions are not rewarded!" Fang Qiaoling rolled her eyes at Tian Xiaohai and sighed: "Tian Xiaohai, I advise you to apologize to Heimanzi as soon as possible! You just lost his face, and he will not let you go easily.
of."
"Thank you for your concern, little wife. Don't worry, he won't come to trouble me again." Tian Xiaohai replied confidently.
"Huh! I'm being overly sentimental and you deserve to be beaten! Wait and see how you die. Don't call for help!" Fang Qiaoling cursed angrily, her chest bulged with anger, she twisted her waist, turned around and left.
Looking at the leaving figure of this beauty, Tian Xiaohai swallowed his saliva. Not to mention, this beauty looked pretty good when she twisted her waist.
At this time, Heimanzi came to Tian Xiaohai with a flattering look on his face.
"Xiaohai, I'm sorry. I was impulsive just now and I offended you so much. I apologize to you." Heimanzi nodded and smiled at Tian Xiaohai with a respectful smile.
"There's no point in saying sorry!" Tian Xiaohai glanced at Nanmanzi disdainfully.
"Hey! Xiaohai, what you said is wrong. Who said I was saying sorry? I have prepared a generous gift! Just wait, I will send you a goat later. That was my gift last night
You hit it. Take it back and show your respect to Uncle Tian and Aunt Tian. It’s a little bit of my gratitude.” Hei Manzi pointed his finger at a patch of grass not far away and said with a smile.
Tian Xiaohai looked forward and faintly saw a pile of prey piled up in the grass not far away. Sure enough, there was a wild goat among them.
He smiled knowingly.
Heimanzi leaned close to his ear and asked Tian Xiaohai curiously: "Xiaohai, how did you know that my place is not working? To be honest, many girls in the village are very fond of my muscles when they see them.
Well, everyone thought I was so fierce that I didn’t even dare to flirt with you. Why did you let me see that?"
"It's very simple. A man's ability depends on his nose. The nose is also called the root of the mountain. If the mountain root is strong, the child will be prosperous. If the mountain root is weak, the child will be weak. Not only will you be weak, but you will also be in a dead end, being suppressed to death by the cheekbones on both sides."
Tian Xiaohai said calmly.
"No way! Can these cheekbones hurt the nose?" Black Manzi asked in disbelief.
Tian Xiaohai smiled calmly and said: "Of course. Because your cheekbones are red and triangular. Red belongs to fire, and triangles also belong to fire, and the five elements of the nose belong to gold. This is called the appearance of fire overcoming gold. And it is also color.
Restraint and shape restraint, double restraint. It is also called the two sides restrain the middle, and it is difficult to achieve even if you have ambitions. This also implies that if you are not good at that aspect, it will be difficult to achieve even if you have ambitions. Do you understand?"
"I'll go, this is amazing. I haven't been able to stand up for several years. Xiaohai, you must save me! My women have filed for divorce with me several times." Heimanzi said with tears streaming down his face.