Tian Xiaohai ran down the mountain in one breath and entered the village. When he turned a corner, he suddenly saw a red motorcycle rushing over and almost hit him.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly, blocked it with his hand, and the motorcycle stopped.
Tian Xiaohai raised his eyes and saw that the rider was Fang Qiaoling.
"Tian Xiaohai, you are going to die! You suddenly ran out and scared me to death!"
"Hey! Why are you being unreasonable, not slowing down when turning, not blowing the horn, and you blame me!" Tian Xiaohai glanced at Fang Qiaoling and sneered: "Fortunately I didn't hit you, otherwise you would be in big trouble.
Already."
"Hmph! It's better to hit you. I'll turn you into a eunuch, so I don't have to scare people." Fang Qiaoling bit his steel teeth and suddenly started the motorcycle.
Tian Xiaohai jumped away quickly.
"boom!"
The motorcycle rushed ten meters away.
Fang Qiaoling turned to Tian Xiaohai and made a victory gesture: "Tian Xiaohai, if you have the guts, don't jump away. Let's see if I dare to hit you. If you act like a gangster to me again next time, I will chop your ass off with a knife."
After saying that, he stepped on the accelerator and ran away.
"Chop me? This is too cruel! Fortunately, she is not a real little wife. If she were married, who could bear it?" Tian Xiaohai thought about the thrilling scene just now, and his lower abdomen shivered involuntarily.
He picked up the snakeskin bag and continued walking forward.
When passing by Gao Xiuyun's house, Tian Xiaohai deliberately grabbed a handful of pine milk mushrooms from the snakeskin bag and placed them on her windowsill.
When I was about to leave, I suddenly heard a childish and sweet voice coming from the window.
"Uncle Xiaohai, is that you?"
Tian Xiaohai raised his eyes towards the window sill and saw Duoduo sticking out his little head, waving to him with a sweet smile: "Uncle Xiaohai, it's really you! My mother went to the mountains to divert water, you
Have you met her?"
"We met, she should be back soon!" Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile.
"Really? Don't lie to me!" Duoduo held her cheeks with her pink hands and smiled sweetly: "Uncle Xiaohai, my mother said that it would be great if there was a man in the family, so that she would not take me
I’m left at home alone. Can you be my man?”
"Ah..." Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but blush.
"What's wrong? Uncle Xiaohai, aren't you willing? Do you think our family is too poor?" Duoduo lowered her head in frustration, her eye circles a little red.
"How could that be?" Tian Xiaohai stroked Duoduo's little head with his hand, smiled and comforted: "Uncle will come to see you often, so you won't be afraid."
"Okay! How about you come to my house to sleep at night? You sleep on the side, mom sleeps inside, and Duoduo sleeps in the middle, so that mom and I won't be scared." Duoduo stared at Tian Xiaohai innocently.
Tian Xiaohai was startled, and quickly made a silencing gesture toward Duoduo, and whispered: "Duoduo, you must not say such nonsense!"
"Uncle Xiaohai, don't worry, Duoduo won't talk nonsense. You come to my house to sleep, I will open the door for you at night, and you go back at dawn, so no one will know!" Duoduo replied with a smile.
"Okay, let's not talk anymore! Uncle Xiaohai will go to the street to buy you a toy later, okay?" Tian Xiaohai was afraid that if the conversation continued, something more outrageous would come out and passers-by would hear it, so he just wanted to explain.
Unclear.
"Yeah! Okay! Duoduo won't say anything anymore. But Duoduo will miss Uncle Xiaohai in her heart." Duoduo bit her red lips and played with her hair with her hands.
Seeing the pitiful look on this little beauty's face, Tian Xiaohai couldn't help but feel a little soft-hearted.
He smiled and picked up a pine milk mushroom on the window sill and waved it in front of Duo Duo: "Duoduo, come on, take these pine milk mushrooms in first. Turning around, Uncle Xiao Hai went to the county town to sell the pine milk mushrooms.
I’ll bring you toys and tell Uncle Xiaohai what kind of toys you like?”
"Okay, okay! Uncle Xiaohai, please help me buy a toy mobile phone that can make calls. If mom wants a man, I will call you and ask you to come over and be the man of our family, okay?" Duoduo said with a look on her face.
He looked at Tian Xiaohai innocently and smiled.
"This..." Tian Xiaohai felt that there was nothing to talk about today, so he had to smile and nodded: "Okay! Later, I will buy you a toy mobile phone. Quickly, put away the pine milk mushrooms and go back to bed to sleep.
, wait patiently for mother to come back."
Tian Xiaohai gently patted Duoduo's little head.
Duoduo nodded obediently, put away the pine milk mushroom on the window sill, then happily retracted her head, and continued to lie on the bed and fall asleep.
Tian Xiaohai stretched his neck and took a look into the window sill. He saw this little beauty lying down obediently, and his heart dropped.
He turned around and left Gao Xiuyun's house and quickly returned to his own home.
Because it was too late yesterday, my parents and sister were still sleeping.
Tian Xiaohai didn't want to wake them up, so he quietly pushed the 28-bar bicycle out, and immediately loaded the car with the prey, pine milk mushrooms, stone frogs, etc., and then rode the 28-bar bicycle in full swing, heading straight to the town.
Postal Savings Office on.
My future sister-in-law Tang Yingying works at Postal Savings, and this beauty drove Qin Wen's BMW x7 to show off.
Tian Xiaohai wants to return the car to Qin Wen.
He decided to go to the postal savings office in town first.
In order to show off, Tang Yingying rushed to town early to have breakfast.
She parked her BMW X7 at a rice noodle shop near her workplace.
This place is not far from the vegetable market and has a large flow of people.
The brand new BMW x7, as soon as it stopped on the road, immediately attracted the attention of countless passers-by.
"Look, that woman driving a BMW is so domineering!"
"It seems to be x7. I'm afraid this thing costs a hundred or hundreds of thousands!"
"Of course! This car is rare in our town. Especially if it is driven by a girl, this is the first time I see it."
"This girl is so awesome, she doesn't have a mine at home!"
Listening to people's discussions, Tang Yingying felt very happy and felt very proud.
She put the keys of her BMW on the table and pretended to be arrogant and shouted to the owner of the store: "Boss, give me a bowl of beef noodles with eggs."
"Hey! Girl, why did you drive a BMW today?" The boss looked at Tang Yingying with envy: "I'm afraid this car costs more than one million!"
"It's not very expensive, only 150,000 to 600,000 yuan!" Tang Yingying replied calmly.
"Oh my God, 15.6 million, isn't that expensive?" The store owner opened his mouth in shock. After a while, he smiled in a flattering manner and said, "Girl, this car belongs to your boyfriend, right?"
Tang Yingying deliberately pretended to be embarrassed and replied with a smile: "No! They're just ordinary friends."
Obviously, she deliberately wanted to be misunderstood. She even enjoyed the envious and jealous looks from others.
As soon as he heard this, a man in his thirties immediately stood next to him. He smiled and said, "I'm just kidding, how could an ordinary friend be willing to lend someone a BMW x7 to drive? It must be my boyfriend."
"Yes, it must be her boyfriend. This girl is too embarrassed to admit it!" Another man added with a smile.
"Sister, you are so lucky! Your boyfriend drives a car worth more than one million yuan, and his family's income must be tens of millions at least!" A middle-aged woman praised enviously.
Tang Yingying neither admitted nor denied, but replied with a smile: "The car is just a means of transportation, it's really nothing!"
As soon as these words came out, people started talking more intensely than before.
Most of them were words of praise and envy, and some even looked at Tang Yingying more because of it.
Tang Yingying enjoyed being envied and praised.
At this time, Tian Xiaohai had also arrived in the town.
When he saw Qin Wen's BMW x7 here, he parked his bicycle next to it.
"Here I go, this guy has the nerve to ride a broken bicycle and park it next to someone's BMW. Isn't he a bit overconfident?" A young man said sarcastically.
As soon as he finished speaking, the diners sitting outside the store eating breakfast couldn't help laughing.
Tian Xiaohai disagreed and glanced at the young man with a smile: "Brother, this car belongs to my friend. I'll come here to get the car keys and park next to it, okay? Is there a problem?"
"What? Your friend's?" The young man's eyes widened in disbelief. He looked at Tian Xiaohai and immediately laughed proudly: "Pull him down, you are so poor and you still have the car keys.
?The belt around my waist has faded and my shoes have holes. I don’t think he’s much better than a beggar. Is he going to drive you a BMW worth more than one million yuan? Are you dreaming?”
As soon as the words came out, the crowd burst into laughter again.
The laughter alarmed Tang Yingying, who was sitting in the shop eating breakfast.
She inadvertently raised her eyes and glanced outside, and immediately saw Tian Xiaohai's dilapidated 28-bar bicycle parked next to the BMW X7.
Outside the store, Tian Xiaohai was standing there, being laughed at by everyone.
Her face immediately turned red, and she couldn't help but curse secretly.
"Why did this bastard come to collect the car so quickly? Can't he dress up a little more boldly to make me look better? I'm so angry!"