The bodyguard couldn't believe his ears. He opened his mouth and said, "Mr. Bai, what did you say? Mr. Tian brought you to jump here? How did he bring you?"
"You jumped here holding me in your arms!" Bai Qiuyu said truthfully.
"Both of them were also jumped over by Mr. Tian?" The bodyguard pointed at Su Nian and Bai Qiuling.
"Yes! Is there any problem?" Bai Qiuyu glanced at the bodyguard displeasedly: "What's wrong with Mr. Tian hugging us? Do you have any objections?"
"No..." the bodyguard scratched his head in embarrassment and laughed, "I just think it's unlikely!"
"Hmph! You can't do it yourself, and you still question others." Bai Qiuyu snorted with disdain: "Improve your business ability! Mr. Tian is better than you in his spare time. If you don't make progress, I'm afraid you'll be dead."
Unemployed."
The old bodyguard blushed: "Mr. Bai is right, I need to strengthen my training."
"Come on, let's eat the melon!" Tian Xiaohai deliberately changed the subject, picked a watermelon, smashed it open with a punch, broke it into several pieces and distributed it to everyone.
One bite of the wild melon is soothing to the throat and refreshing, and everyone praises it.
Bai Qiuling and Su Nian had already tasted Tian Xiaohai's wild melons. Although they thought they were delicious, they only praised them casually.
After Bai Qiuyu and her bodyguard tasted the watermelon, they were full of praise.
"Oh my god, this melon is so delicious!" Bai Qiuyu gave Tian Xiaohai a thumbs up: "Mr. Tian, I didn't expect the watermelon you grew to be so sweet. I want to ask you for your experience in growing melons."
"My experience is to walk more and see more!" Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"If you walk more and look more, you can grow such delicious watermelons?" Bai Qiuyu smiled and shook his head: "What kind of logic is this?"
"This melon is wild. If you wander around in the mountains, you might be able to find it." Tian Xiaohai replied with a smile: "So, it is important to work hard and walk more."
"A wild melon is so big and so delicious?" Bai Qiuyu's eyes widened in disbelief: "I can't imagine it!"
"It seems like most things are better from the wild than from the cultivated ones, right?" Tian Xiaohai said with a smile.
"Wild watermelon is an exception, okay? I remember that this thing usually happens when someone spits out a few melon seeds on the ground after eating the melon, and then wild watermelon seedlings will grow. Since no one fertilizes, they often produce
The melon is small and astringent, and it doesn't taste good at all." Bai Qiuyu said unconvinced.
"Mr. Bai is right, it is usually difficult for wild melon seedlings to grow up, let alone bear melons." Bai Qiuyu's bodyguard swallowed a mouthful of watermelon and said excitedly: "Wild melon seedlings that can bear melons are usually
It grows where cow shit is. Because there is shit
The land is fertile. I remember when I was a child, once I went to herd cattle in the mountains. When I passed by the melon shed of Widow Zhang’s house in the village, I happened to see this woman wiping herself with a towel by the clear water ditch of the melon shed. At that time, I thought, this
The woman is naked..."
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but widen their eyes curiously and looked at the bodyguard.
"Is the widow pretty? Does she have a good figure?" Bai Qiuyu asked impatiently.
"It's not bad. She was only about thirty at that time, and she was all white. She was a rare and pretty wife in our village." The bodyguard swallowed and said.
"You saw someone naked and rubbing themselves together, and then what? Did you rush in and rape them?" Bai Qiuyu asked curiously.
"No, I thought to myself, it would be inconvenient for this woman to be naked. So I quietly sneaked into the melon field and picked a big watermelon." The bodyguard swallowed his saliva and said with a smile, "The melon was big and round.
It looks like the kind of stuff that has a lot of water and is very sweet."
Hearing this, Bai Qiuyu glanced at the bodyguard with a dumbfounded look: "I really admire you. When I see a beautiful woman, I can't even be moved. I am still thinking about the big and round watermelon."
"Young people don't know how good a young woman is. I was only seventeen years old that year." The bodyguard scratched his head and said with a smile, "Besides, I really took a fancy to that melon at that time."
"You know a lot when you are seventeen, okay?" Bai Qiuyu glanced at the bodyguard: "There is a reason why you are single now."
The old bodyguard's face turned red, and he squeezed out a smile in embarrassment: "Mr. Bai, please don't bury me like this, okay?"
"What happened next? Did the widow find you?" Bai Qiuyu asked.
"I found it! As soon as I finished picking melons, Widow Zhang turned around. That woman was so fast that she didn't even have to wear any clothes on, so she chased me and grabbed my clothes. She wouldn't let me go and dragged me
I said I wanted to go to the melon shed to reason. I was anxious and rushed forward with all my strength.
They were all torn apart by this woman. Without thinking too much, I picked up the melon and ran. I ran two or three miles in one breath before I stopped. I was so thirsty that I smashed the melon open and ate it dry in one breath.
Jing, that’s so sweet! Who would have thought, I’d have a stomachache soon after, and I’d have diarrhea all of a sudden.”
"Idiot, I'm afraid that widow is after you! Why did you run away? If you stay, I'm afraid there will be endless things to eat!" Bai Qiuyu couldn't help but giggled: "This is retribution, it depends on a person's body.
Don’t like it, steal someone’s watermelon, don’t apologize. You deserve to have diarrhea.”
"Hehe! It's really retribution." The bodyguard smiled honestly: "After I had diarrhea, I saw pumpkin leaves growing in the vegetable garden next to me, so I picked a few pieces of fart wipes, but I didn't know that those things were hairy. Damn it.
, that’s so uncomfortable! It’s so hot..."
"You're too disgusting! It's so embarrassing to say it." Bai Qiuyu couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of watermelon.
"Mr. Bai, I'm speaking for you!" The bodyguard smiled honestly and continued: "I want to tell Mr. Tian that wild melons are really not delicious. The diarrhea area I just mentioned grew in a few days.
The melon seedlings appeared, and a month later a grapefruit-sized watermelon grew. But the melon looked attractive, and when I picked it and opened it, it tasted very bland and not delicious at all."
"Brother, my wild melons are delicious." Tian Xiaohai smiled and nodded at the bodyguard: "You should admit this, right?"
"You are definitely not a wild melon." The bodyguard shook his head unconvinced and said, "Because nine out of ten wild melons I see grow out of feces, either from humans or cows. Otherwise, they won't be able to bear fruit at all.
melon."
Hearing this, the three beauties turned pale and stopped immediately.
"Mr. Tian, is this melon wild?" Bai Qiuyu spat out a mouthful of watermelon on the ground and asked worriedly.
"It's wild!" Tian Xiaohai nodded truthfully.
"So, this melon grew out of shit? Oh my god, I can't stand it!" Bai Qiuyu turned around and ran a few steps, squatted on the ground and vomited.
Bai Qiuyu and Su Nian also wanted to vomit.
Tian Xiaohai didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He quickly smiled and comforted Bai Qiuling and Su Nian: "Sisters, it's okay! Although the melons in this field are wild, they don't grow from shit. Think about it, such a big area
In a melon field, how big of an animal does it have to poop out so much? Besides, this melon field is surrounded by cliffs or ravines, making it difficult for animals and people to get over. How could there be feces!"
After hearing Tian Xiaohai's explanation, the expressions of the two beauties softened a lot.
Bai Qiuyu has finished vomiting.
She turned around and glared at the bodyguard angrily: "You bastard, stop talking, you are in a bad mood!"
The bodyguard smiled innocently.
Bai Qiuyu ignored him and came to Tian Xiaohai's side with a smile: "Mr. Tian, I want to take some soil back from your place, okay?"
"Aren't you focusing on researching fungal agricultural products? Why did you start researching watermelons?" Tian Xiaohai asked curiously.
"It's all the same. I plan to take some soil back for testing. If it is suitable for growing fungi, I will increase my efforts to cooperate with you." Bai Qiuyu took out his mobile phone from his bag with a smile, and blinked at Tian Xiaohai.
Said: "Come on, add me on WeChat."
"Did you find your bag?" Tian Xiaohai asked with a smile.
"My bodyguard helped me find it." Bai Qiuyu smiled at Tian Xiaohai and opened WeChat: "Come on, add friends first."
Tian Xiaohai had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and quickly added the other party as a friend.
"I'm going to get the soil first." Bai Qiuyu took out a plastic box from his bag, immediately leaned down, picked up some soil and put it inside.
Tian Xiaohai took out a snakeskin bag from the brocade bag and picked a bag full of watermelons.
"It's time to go down the mountain. I'm afraid County Magistrate Wei has become impatient with the wait."
He smiled, put the watermelon on his shoulder, and walked back with everyone.
The bodyguard witnessed Tian Xiaohai carrying several beauties one by one and jumping over the ravine easily.
This guy was so admired that he prostrated himself directly in front of Tian Xiaohai.
"Mr. Tian, accept me as your disciple!"
"Brother, this stuff can't be practiced. It requires talent!" Tian Xiaohai smiled and patted the bodyguard on the shoulder, looking very helpless.
"Oh! I'm a hard-working person, forget about my talent!" The bodyguard shook his head and gave up.
Everyone hurried to Tanlangshan Farm, and heard the sound of fighting coming from the mountainside in the distance.
Tian Xiaohai took a closer look and found that Zuo Qinglong and Yang Feilong were fighting.
"No, why are these two guys fighting?" Tian Xiaohai muttered, and ran quickly to the farm carrying the watermelon.
The two were fighting neck and neck. Tian Xiaohai took a closer look and was surprised to find that Yang Feilong's previously dislocated elbow was intact and he could quickly resist Zuo Qinglong's attack with his hands.
It seems that this guy can set bones by himself, so he must have reattached his hand himself.
"Qinglong attacks at close range, fights with him, and suppresses his kicks." Tian Xiaohai saw Yang Feilong's flaw and shouted loudly.
"Yes!" Zuo Qinglong responded instinctively. Suddenly, he rushed forward and hit Yang Feilong's chest with his head. He heard an "ouch" and Yang Feilong was knocked three meters away. He staggered and almost fell.
fell to the ground.
"good!"
"pretty!"
Everyone praised him one after another.
"Tian Xiaohai, you still dare to come?" After Yang Feilong stood firm, he couldn't help but glance at Tian Xiaohai's lower abdomen, his face full of surprise.
He thought that the previous kick at the puddle really hit Tian Xiaohai's lifeline.